#very silly guy silly goose silly goober

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Watched that m night shyamalan movie about the cringefail girl dad who gets stuck at a concert. the plot was holier than the bible and i have one hundred bones to pick with it but I had fun

Alternate versions based on trailer 2 under the cut

[thepocket221]

I have brought you Finn headcanons!

Finn is part French

He even speaks French!

Somtimes he calls you little names in French

Big Hozier fan

Also a Harry Styles fan

Terrible at combat video games but puzzle and indie games he's good at

Hes a mf old man

He crochetes little sweaters for you and him

Also to mention

He dances in the kitchen with you with the record player on <33

Soft snoring boy

Sleep talker also

Hes surprisingly strong Also

Its cuz He lifts flower pots for a living He says

This is canon but he is a very good cook

He knows all of the best small cafes that aren't very known in town

He is very good with kids!

Hes very awkward at first but then if the kid says, "You have very pretty hair, It's like a princesses hair!" He smiles and let's them play with his hair

One time you walked into him and his nieces doing his makeup

*Finn has bright red lipstick on and blue eyeshadow on with one girl doing his hair and the other doing his makeup*

"Oh hi love!"

The girl doing his makeup: "Quit moving and look at me uncle Finn!"

"Oh I'm sorry!

Ig that's one way to end it-

USER 0lliel0vesfr0gs YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME/NICKNAME AS MY LISTENER FOR FINN I SHIT YOU NOT /pos

ALSO THANK YOU FOR THESE😭🤲🤲 THEYRE ALL SO <333

(usually for hc posts i try to have art i’ve made to go along with it BUT I DONT DRAW FINN ENOUGH <//33 well, i do, but it the scribbles don’t look too well (to me at least) so i do not post them <//3 /lh /nm but until i have finn art i’m proud of:

in return, here are some of my finn hcs!!

on the topic of what type of phone games/games in general he would play: he’s a king at sudoku.

crosswords too!!

he’s so smart, i love him dearly <33

maybe he tried a dating sim once but it did not go well for him

other than that, he definitely would play RPGs (and before ANYONE SAYS IT, based on my personal experience, i’d say finn’s more of an animal crossing fan compared to stardew.) and is the type of guy to overthink the choices he’s given in game. he doesn’t look the answer up, but oh boy is it tempting,, “if i go with this option, it will ruin my relationship with this character :(“ babes they’re not real🫶/lhj

storyteller finn however, would love stardew valley. the mystical aspects would be his favorite.

deadass would forget you can date someone bc of the lore.

anywho, back to garden variety💪🫶‼️

BUFF FINN IS SO TRUE ACTUALLY

i would like to believe he has thick thighs

but may i raise you: muscle chub finn.

somehow is seymour AND audrey as far as personality. idk how he does it but oh sweet heart <//33

also imagine him saying the most cryptic stuff when he’s sleeping. like bro are you just saying words or are you plagued with the murder of someone,, /lhj

i’m also a finn hot freaks fan truther🫶🫶 /pos

maybe he can also play piano

“fuck you joint pain!! i do what i want!!” (his ass did NOT take his pain meds and regrets his decision)

in reference to bunny finn, garden variety finn would have a pretty big family. he’s second oldest

the type of fellow to to squint his eyes, move his glasses down slightly, and bend back a little bit to see something someone’s showing him on their phone

also the type of fellow to never wear shorts unless they’re cargo shorts.

also gives him chronic pain bc i have chronic pain😼

decked out his mobility aide with various stickers gifted to him by his little nieces and nephews

in public he uses a cane and a wheeled walker.

doesn’t use one at work (like a silly goose) and regrets it

definitely forgets his braces as well

has especially terrible wrist, knee, and hip pain

ALSO WHAT IF HE CROCHETED LITTLE SWEATERS AND SCARVES FOR HIS LITTLE NEICES AND NEPHEWS TOO

you can’t tell me he wouldn’t spoil them

also goes to all of their recitals, ball games, award ceremonies, plays, literally any and every after school event. he loves those little goobers and wants to support them!!

also embarrasses the shit out of them as well!!

“hey remember when-” “UNCLE FINN, PLEASE NOT NOW OH GOD IT’S MY GRADUATION”

people who crochet are so cool and epic like actually‼️‼️/g /srs

methinks this is canon but he probably doesn’t have a lot of friends; at max he has 2-3.

jack ofc being his bestie

they have sleepovers you can’t change my mind /lhj /nm

who says i can’t make every character autistic?? i’m the nd doing the coding here!! /pos /lhj

could just be me but he definitely has a male/masc preference

GUYUH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE TALKING ABT HIM TOO ILL DEFINITELY DRAW HIM MORE🫶🫶

okay that’s it, goodbye and stay safe🫡‼️‼️

[portraitperpetuity]

okay SO

In canon, nico doed at a younger age, so i didn't really get to fully flesh him out as a character until later on, when i started creating more details for afwtp and started fleshing the story out. HOWEVER. In the process of doing this i made him the silliest little guy and grew very attached to him and love him dearly and was like "NOOO HE DIES HOW COULD THE CREATOR (me) DO THIS :()

so, as one does, I made a nico lived au.

now, this is where most people would stop. This is where you'd be like 'yea this is a p good au!! It has nico!! He does not lose his silly and does not die!!" However i am a silly goose. So before i go further I think i need to explain who canon!Todd is, for context. So basically hes a stuck up bitch who id very much enjoy punching if given the chance (probably wouldn't just because i don tlike violence but you get the idea. Sammy canonically punched him in canon tho after he made some bitchy remark) and he's really annoying and stuck up and also homophobic and a bit ableist too you get the idea stuck up bitch in canon hate him sm blah blah blah whatever

So I have the genius idea of "wow wouldn't it be funny if we made Todd get attacked instead by godboi" and then cut off his leg for like. Idk funsies ig (/j) and me and crossie were having our fun or whatever and we were slowly coming up with how this would affect everything and whatnot and so i realized that nico and todd in canon would have the BIGGEST rivalry ever like todd would try to bully him and nico would be like "bitch PLEASE" so i made The Forest be a few weeks after school started instead of a few before and because of their rivalry we started talking about nico and todds dynamic and whatnot

this is where this au goes from 'okay this is a little absurd' to 'why am i like this'

i suggested todd/nico as a joke and it quickly spiraled into not a joke and now i ship them ao very much and they are the rivals to lovers ever and also todds dad isnt a bitch like in canon (he was never a bitch to todd just everyone else) ‼️‼️‼️

anyways hes part of the friendgroup now and i have lots of art of these two goobers and moral of the story i think i am incapable of making a normal au this is why i count canon and au as different ocs i think on a fundamental level they are very different, from their morals, to their outlook on life, amd their personality and moral of the story 2 electric boogaloo is i am a silly goose

Not me answering this ask from APRIL AUHHH

This all sounds super cool, it's inch resting how a character can be totally different based on the circumstances they're in!! @ this point I've had OCs start from the same premise but vastly diverge into very diff ppl as well

Sometimes the best ships are the weird/impossible ones. I'm listening >:)

And honestly? I love reviving charas too. Just look @ my roster, there's enough of that there LMAO

Keep honking, u silly goose!