#plural funny

[lebloodymoonsystem]

Being a system sometimes be like this

Parasite and Girl

[thestardustheadmates]

- We meet someone

- They start questioning their singlethood

- We meet someone

- We meet someone

- We meet someone

- We meet someone

[m0nst3rgunxz]

HAHAHAH I AM MY OWN TARGET AUDIENCE IM SO. FUNNY

[lebloodymoonsystem]

This is how it is with us sometimes - Cookie

[daydream-the-demon]

"Are you single?"

No actually I'm plural.

[falsebrothers-collective]

What if I just started going by a different name and pronouns and had different likes and ideas and memories and opinions and presented differently and acted differently... but like I'm still me though... no I'm not a system at all...

[zetathedraconequus]

Ever just see somebody talking to themselves in public?

Wonder what's going on in there?

Mumbling? Tics? Reciting lines? Thinking of a memory?

Or on the other side.

Talking to headmates? Alters? Imaginary friends?

You'll never know.

I like to call this phenomenon

Schrödinger's Chat

[thecouncilofidiots]

Literally what our therapist recommended to us 😭 (/amused)

Ace (frequent fronter, singletsona) was supposed to do a stressful thing, and she recommended setting up an internal group thing (intentional co-consciousness) with Sin (partner) and Baz (emotional protector) so that nix would be less scared/feel supported

Apparently it helped/worked so yeay!

Honestly, 10/10 we love our therapist so far

Even Alesc hates her less than he hates other psychologists (barely, but still counts)

Do it scared – or, alternatively, ask your protector to help you do it/do it for you because you're scared. Either works!

[maeshelix]

When your plural friend is being dogpiled online so you gotta try to stick up for them.

[butchexe]

plural surgeon call that an operating system

[hazyaltcare]

Typing Quirk Suggestions for a Robot kin

I hope it gives you a wonderful uptime! :3

Mod Vintage (⭐)

Letter replacements:

Replace "O" with zeroes "0"

Replace "i" or "L" with ones "1"

Replace "one" with "1", including "one" sounds like "any1", or "we 1 = we won" (the past tense of "win")

Replace "zero" with "0"

Frankly, you can just replace all sorts of letters with numbers, such as

R = 12

N = 17

B = 8

A = 4

E = 3

etc.

or maybe make all "A"s and "i"s capitalized, cause "A.I." (artificial intelligence

Prefixes and Suffixes:

Get inspired by programming languages!

Begin your text with "//" like a comment on C++

If you prefer other languages comment tags, you can use "< !--your text-- >"

Or maybe begin it with " int main () { std::cout << "your text"" and end with "return 0; }" like C++ too

Greet people with the classic "Hello world!"

Or greet people with "beep boop!" honestly, I have no idea where this comes from, but it's cute.

Or write down html stuff, like sandwiching your italicized text with "< em> "

The possibilities are endless!

Robot Lingo:

(under the cut because there's a LOT! maybe terabytes! ...just kidding >;3c)

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some of these are from the machinesoul.net robot server! (not sponsored) (we're not in there anymore, but we saw the robot lingo shared there when we were)

Fronting = logged in, connected

Not fronting = logged out, disconnected

Conscious = activated

Dormant = deactivated

Blurry = no signal

Upset, angry = hacked

Small = bits, bytes

Bite = byte

Huge = gigabytes, terabytes, etc.

Your intake of food, medicine, etc. = input

Your artwork, cooking, handiwork, handwriting, etc. = output

Body = chassis, unit

Brain = CPU, processor

Mind = program, code

Imagination = simulation

Purpose = directive

Nerves = wires

Skin = plating

Organs = (function) units

Limbs = actuators

Eyes = ocular sensors

Glasses = HUD (head's up display)

Hair = wires

Ears = antennae, audio sensors

Nose = olfactory sensors

Heart = core

Liver = detoxification unit

Circulatory system = circuits

Voice = speaker, voice module, voice box

Mouth = face port

Name = designation

Sleep = sleep mode, low power mode, charging

Eat = fuel, batteries

Energy = batteries

Tired = low on batteries

Translate = compile

Memory = data, database

Bed = recharge pod/charger

Dreaming = simulation

Birthday = day of manufacture

Talking = communicating

Thinking = processing

Transitioning = modifying your chassis

Depression = downtime

Joy = uptime

Trash = scrap metal

Fresh/Clean = polished

Keysmashing = random 1s and 0s

Self-care = system maintenance

Going to the doctor = trip to the mechanic

Group = network

Anyone = anybot

[orange-orchard-system]

Since Plural Pride Day and Moon Landing Day fall on the same date, I have decided that the Moon is plural. Yep, that's right. The Moon is a median system and each of her phases is a different headmate. Aren't we all so lucky to have a celebrity so open and proud to be herself and show off all her headmates' individual styles? We should appreciate her more

[interstellarsystem]

Fictive printer went running again.

[darkmagenugget]

Was helping move my sister and my other sister has a dog that apparently isn't calm with anyone and way too hyper. I come over and the dog immediately calms down.

My mom: "Ashe the Dog Whisperer"

Everyone: "Ashe, animals are extremely calm around you. You might have a gift."

Me, with my furry and therian status trying not to laugh like a supervillian while thinking: "They have no idea".

They were still talking about it hours later, saying it is amazing and I'm still cackling like a mad woman.

Especially funny when you consider a really large chunk of my friends are therian or furry as well. XD

[quibbs126]

I need to figure out how to draw Transformers at this point

I have this comic idea in my brain, where basically a post TF One Optimus sees Earthspark Optimus and Megatron, and he just goes internally “THE WEDDING IS BACK ON”, thinking that this means he and D will get back together (only to be disappointed when he meets the other Optimuses (Optimi I think is actually the correct term by Latin standards?) and realizes that this is the exception)

But alas, I do not yet know how to draw them, and I have a test and then work today, and also a thing I was supposed to do for a video game project I’m in that I haven’t, so I can’t draw my image yet

Which sucks because it’s infinitely less funny when I have to describe the scene verbally rather than just show it to you

If I do end up making it, I’ll delete this and post it instead

[shattered-crystals]

if we're gonna date you may need to defeat my nine evil hatsune miku headmates