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Host: *plays cool game once* That was fun
Fictive from said game: Yeah it wa-
Host: AAAAH
#anti endos fuck off#plural system#anti endo dni#plural community#pluralpunk#plural stuff#plurality#plural#pro endo#actually plural#plural things#pluralgang#normalize plurality!#plural gang#plural funny#fictive#fictive moments
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Being a system sometimes be like this
Parasite and Girl
#anti endos fuck off#anti endos dni#anti endo dni#plural blog#pluralpunk#plural funny#funnier as a system
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Ever just see somebody talking to themselves in public?
Wonder what's going on in there?
Mumbling? Tics? Reciting lines? Thinking of a memory?
Or on the other side.
Talking to headmates? Alters? Imaginary friends?
You'll never know.
I like to call this phenomenon
Schrödinger's Chat
#pro tulpa#tulpa system#tulpa safe#tulpamancy#tulpa#pro endo#endogenic safe#pro endogenic#endogenic system#endo safe#endo friendly#plural system#plurality#plural community#lgbtq community#lgbt pride#lgbtq#funny#this isnt funny#did system
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- We meet someone
- They start questioning their singlethood
- We meet someone
- We meet someone
- We meet someone
- We meet someone
#plural#plurality#plural memes#system memes#all systems are valid#system stuff#plural stuff#it has in fact happened several times now#no seriously it's really funny it has please laugh#also hi it's Meringue hello!#pro endo#endo safe
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HAHAHAH I AM MY OWN TARGET AUDIENCE IM SO. FUNNY
#plurality#this is actually what i tell people too#and i dont explain after . they think im kidding LMAO#traumagenic system#system stuff#osddid#osdd#actually plural#actually osdd#im very funny#🥩sysposting🥩
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This is how it is with us sometimes - Cookie
#anti endos fuck off#anti endos dni#anti endo dni#endo safe#pro endogenic#pro endo#pluralpunk#plural pride#plural stuff#plural funny#plurality
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"Are you single?"
No actually I'm plural.
#this is funny because we're a plural system and i (the host) am aroace.#also we know it should be “we're” and not “i'm” but we thought it was funnier for the bit#plurality#plural system#anti endo dni#aroace#aromantic#asexual#aromantic asexual
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What if I just started going by a different name and pronouns and had different likes and ideas and memories and opinions and presented differently and acted differently... but like I'm still me though... no I'm not a system at all...
#actually did#actually plural#alters#did osdd#did system#plural system#plurality#system#system stuff#pro endo#endo safe#dissociative identity disorder#plural community#plural#dissociative system#system things#traumagenic system#funny#funnier as a system#this sounded funnier in my head#actuallydid#did
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Literally what our therapist recommended to us 😭 (/amused)
Ace (frequent fronter, singletsona) was supposed to do a stressful thing, and she recommended setting up an internal group thing (intentional co-consciousness) with Sin (partner) and Baz (emotional protector) so that nix would be less scared/feel supported
Apparently it helped/worked so yeay!
Honestly, 10/10 we love our therapist so far
Even Alesc hates her less than he hates other psychologists (barely, but still counts)
Do it scared – or, alternatively, ask your protector to help you do it/do it for you because you're scared. Either works!
#system#system stuff#system things#plural#plurality#plural system#plural stuff#plural things#did#did system#did things#did stuff#therapy#therapist#therapy mention#therapist mention#tw therapy#tw therapist#coconscious#system protector#did protector#protector alter#protector alters#protector#plural funny#system funny
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When your plural friend is being dogpiled online so you gotta try to stick up for them.
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plural surgeon call that an operating system
#saw a funny post but op interacts w sysmeds and i dont trust like that. so#(not mad at moots who rbed it luv u guys <333)#.txt#pluralgang#plural#endo safe
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Typing Quirk Suggestions for a Robot kin
I hope it gives you a wonderful uptime! :3
Mod Vintage (⭐)
Letter replacements:
Replace "O" with zeroes "0"
Replace "i" or "L" with ones "1"
Replace "one" with "1", including "one" sounds like "any1", or "we 1 = we won" (the past tense of "win")
Replace "zero" with "0"
Frankly, you can just replace all sorts of letters with numbers, such as
R = 12
N = 17
B = 8
A = 4
E = 3
etc.
or maybe make all "A"s and "i"s capitalized, cause "A.I." (artificial intelligence
Prefixes and Suffixes:
Get inspired by programming languages!
Begin your text with "//" like a comment on C++
If you prefer other languages comment tags, you can use "< !--your text-- >"
Or maybe begin it with " int main () { std::cout << "your text"" and end with "return 0; }" like C++ too
Greet people with the classic "Hello world!"
Or greet people with "beep boop!" honestly, I have no idea where this comes from, but it's cute.
Or write down html stuff, like sandwiching your italicized text with "< em> "
The possibilities are endless!
Robot Lingo:
(under the cut because there's a LOT! maybe terabytes! ...just kidding >;3c)
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some of these are from the machinesoul.net robot server! (not sponsored) (we're not in there anymore, but we saw the robot lingo shared there when we were)
Fronting = logged in, connected
Not fronting = logged out, disconnected
Conscious = activated
Dormant = deactivated
Blurry = no signal
Upset, angry = hacked
Small = bits, bytes
Bite = byte
Huge = gigabytes, terabytes, etc.
Your intake of food, medicine, etc. = input
Your artwork, cooking, handiwork, handwriting, etc. = output
Body = chassis, unit
Brain = CPU, processor
Mind = program, code
Imagination = simulation
Purpose = directive
Nerves = wires
Skin = plating
Organs = (function) units
Limbs = actuators
Eyes = ocular sensors
Glasses = HUD (head's up display)
Hair = wires
Ears = antennae, audio sensors
Nose = olfactory sensors
Heart = core
Liver = detoxification unit
Circulatory system = circuits
Voice = speaker, voice module, voice box
Mouth = face port
Name = designation
Sleep = sleep mode, low power mode, charging
Eat = fuel, batteries
Energy = batteries
Tired = low on batteries
Translate = compile
Memory = data, database
Bed = recharge pod/charger
Dreaming = simulation
Birthday = day of manufacture
Talking = communicating
Thinking = processing
Transitioning = modifying your chassis
Depression = downtime
Joy = uptime
Trash = scrap metal
Fresh/Clean = polished
Keysmashing = random 1s and 0s
Self-care = system maintenance
Going to the doctor = trip to the mechanic
Group = network
Anyone = anybot
#typing quirk suggestions#robotkin#otherkin#robot kin#robot#robots#mod vintage#⭐#tw medical#tw dormancy mention#our system actually uses the lingo in daily conversations with other plurals n alterhumans because we're robot/machine/AI/etc.-dominant#which is pretty funny cause our mod name is Vintage and robots are Futuristic#typing quirk#typing quirks#typing quirk suggestion
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Since Plural Pride Day and Moon Landing Day fall on the same date, I have decided that the Moon is plural. Yep, that's right. The Moon is a median system and each of her phases is a different headmate. Aren't we all so lucky to have a celebrity so open and proud to be herself and show off all her headmates' individual styles? We should appreciate her more
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Fictive printer went running again.
#honestly its so funny when this happens#trauma?#here! have a twink#it'll fix you#endo safe#pro endo#plural#pluralgang#actually plural#plural system#plurality#system#alterhuman#osddid#did osdd#actually did#quoigenic#cdd inclus#pluralpunk#fictive#traumagenic#system memes#did memes#plural memes#op#everything althu#everything plural#althu memes#fictional identity#shrapnel (he/him)
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... is an account dedicated to introjects, fictives, factives, faitives, songtives, ... tives!
Here's the basic idea: Each post includes a source and a poll; if your system has someone from the source you go 'YES', if not you go 'NO'. If you're not plural you go 'RESULTS'.
Why? Because I think this is fun. Don't take it serious! Don't think too hard about it! You can even use it to find source mates if you want? All up to you!
"Oh but [NAME] what counts as "from the source"?" "Do fictionkin count?" "Does ... count?" YES. Everything counts, if you want. Don't think! Just press little buttons and clarify or don't clarify in your reblog if you want! I'm not gonna limit your button pressing experience!
Is there a DNI? No! It's a poll account. Who cares about who interacts. Just don't go around being an asshole and we're fine!
Requests are always open! Unless they're closed!
Yes, the profile is the fictive flag, but this account is for all of you tiny beings; I just really love this flag so... yea man!
Curious about the Queue: Check This Out!!!
Small, growing QNA below the cut!!
"Can you add a button for 'unsure' / 'used to' / 'maybe'?" - I appreciate the questions, but I'd prefer to keep the polls limited to these options! I get the frustration though. Just click whichever option feels right to you, and if neither feels right you can always click 'RESULTS'.
"Do you respond to asks?" *- Not directly no! It's easier for me to keep track of which requests I have done and which not. Usually theres multiple folks sending in the same questions, so they'll be answer here; so make sure to check this regularly!
"How many requests can we send it?" - Go crazy! Go wild! Send 100 requests in one ask or 100 requests in 100 single asks! I don't mind either way!
"Are there any requesting rules?" - My only condition is: do NOT expect me to know what "TIAEOWNTDLOL" means as an acronym. Write the full name, I beg of you, my oh so dear requester. I had to delete three asks because I had no idea what the letters meant. Extra Note: I give you a cookie if you write (game / show / band) in your request.
"Are there any forbidden sources?" - No, where's the fun in that? Request whichever! Also, yes, factive sources are absolutely welcome and appreciated here as well!
"Can I request a source you already made a poll about?" - Yes, if the original poll is atleast a month old!
"Can singlet fictionkin / IRLs / ... vote in the polls?" - Sure, if you want! You guys are just as cool as everyone else so go ahead and press that little button!
"Can you post more polls a day?" - Ha, I want to, but no! One) It's less stressful to only have two posts a day and being able to prepare posts every weekend or so and Two) I really do not want to spam the plural tags with polls, because obviously not everyone wants to see this.
#please read this as an hyperactive reportsman voice#or as caine from the amazing digital circua#i juat think it'd be funny#//#endo safe#plural#actually plural#plural community#plural culture#plural positivity#plural stuff#pluralgang#plurality#plural system#endo system#endogenic#endo friendly#mixed origins#fictive#factive#introject#songtive#faitive#fcktive#system stuff#system things
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Was helping move my sister and my other sister has a dog that apparently isn't calm with anyone and way too hyper. I come over and the dog immediately calms down.
My mom: "Ashe the Dog Whisperer"
Everyone: "Ashe, animals are extremely calm around you. You might have a gift."
Me, with my furry and therian status trying not to laugh like a supervillian while thinking: "They have no idea".
They were still talking about it hours later, saying it is amazing and I'm still cackling like a mad woman.
Especially funny when you consider a really large chunk of my friends are therian or furry as well. XD
#nugget thoughts#furry#therian#plural#Only real highlight to moving#It was funny as hell to me.#The rest of moving sucked though and I am very tired. XD#I was going to edit a smug face onto my avatar#But I was too tired to edit a smug face onto my avatar#Seriously moving sucks.#But this was still funny.
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