#pls no one take this seriously

[devilsrecreation]

Everyone shut up this is my new favorite TLG OTP

Although these two come at a close second and hear me out—

I want Kiburi to kiss both of them *aaaand bricked*

[lnfours]

blurb of getting railed by nate in a club bathroopm

once upon a time there was this dumb, idiotic slut named kate. one day, she bought overpriced m&g tickets for comic con so she could meet the only guy who got her wet:

tom holland.

she ended up meeting him, threw up on his jordans, cried, and then passed out and fell into the puddle of her own vomit. flash forward, shes taking on the world. she ended up meeting benny cucumber, where he sends her into an alternate universe.

the uncharted universe!!!

she ends up meeting with tom nate. they find each other in a club, and after she discovers he has a HUUUGE *d*nald t*ump voice* fucking dick, she leads him into a bathroom stall where he fucks her into the the metal wall right above where 'FUCKITITUS' was written on the wall in sharpie.

instead of telling him she's coming the usual way, she shouts at the top of her lungs, "MY NAME IS CONNOR, I'M THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE!!!!"

and they lived happily ever after. she goes on to write a childrens book about their relationship titles "kate the great and nate the great" (thanks for that idea btw)

[youreonyourown-kid]

Gen z girlies disliking the name 'guts' is fine Olivia is saying this album is for my big sister millennials theyre like about to die soon they deserve something nice

[retroautomaton]

🍳🐖🌱

[lunar-eclipseee]

(wip) loser twink dad and loser ipad kid

[scribescrawls]

Heard Starscream has an immortal spark and crack theory headcanon that it’s not because it was an accident that he was born with a ‘mutant’ immortal spark, but rather it was Primus purposefully making him that way as a wild card in case Unicron ever came back. A wild card where things could go really badly for everyone or really well depending on what Starscream does and you don’t know which it’ll be, but sometimes that kind of unpredictable chaos in desperate situations can change the tide of things tipping the scales in small ways that have big ripple effects. Like running out of ideas and just throwing spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks lol

Like Optimus Prime is Primus’ favorite, he holds the Matrix defending Cybertron and all around doing his best to protect others. Optimus is god’s blorbo.

But imagine Starscream is his poor little meow meow. The dog he put in the room to eat the chess pieces when Unicron isn’t looking. Primus cannot predict what the frag Starscream will do, but that means neither can Unicron. And Starscream can’t die, not in a way that matters. But also imagine Primus decides to never tell Starscream that he has an immortal spark because he thinks he should get to live a normal life (with all the good and bad that entails) without the burden of knowing all of that since there’s a possibility Unicron will never return anyway. What if Starscream is Primus’ silly rabbit.

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Time loop edition!

Jason gets a chance to do everything right.

He’s got one day, twenty four hours, to change everything to the way he wants it to be (read: repeatedly kill Joker). And if he’s not satisfied with the result by the end of that time, well, that’s fine. He gets a do over for as long as he wants—if he offs himself before the twenty fourth hour mark.

He just didn’t count on his stupid family to be such a wild card and keep switching their routines around at the drop of a hat. Makes it so much harder to plan Joker’s perfect demise…

((Meanwhile the batfam: screaming and falling over each other, very much aware of the time loop but under the impression that Jay’s death is the catalyst, trying desperately to stop Jason from committing suicide by the end of each day.))

[keferon]

*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

[winn-wynn]

Percy and Oliver being the only griffyndor boys is super funny because I know they split they’re room directly in half. Like I feel like they respect each other to not touch each others stuff.

Vs

But also the idea that there is one (or a few others) griffyndor boy(s) who is forced to see the madness that is Percy “academics is super important” Weasley vs “Oliver quidditch is my life” Wood living together.

I think they would go crazy. They’d beg for a room change everyday

[swarvey]

as much as i absolutely loveeee this game, i wish the stardew characters had more interactions with each other. ik there are def mods and stuff for it but like i wanna see what concernedape thinks !!!!

like does he agree that shane plays with jas whenever he’s free, claiming he’s being forced to even tho jas says, “shane wanted to play house with me!”? or that haley and emily will host a big girls’ night every week where they paint their nails, listen to music, or watch a movie (and somehow elliott got honorarily invited)? how ab seb finally giving alex a chance and hanging out with him and sam, only to realize he isn’t completely the prick he thought he was?

don’t even get me started on harvey. i’ve been thinking ab this man a little too much lately and i have to know: if he has a crush on maru/farmer, does he not so subtly ask seb ab her during his appointments, much to seb’s annoyance? is he always alone at the saloon, or does he grab a drink with elliott and shane sometimes to rant??

most importantly, does he listen to girly pop music when he’s feeling down????

[bj-cuntycunt]

Spock is so gay, like? He's straight up getting torticollis by craning and twisting his neck to look at Jim.

[elainsgirl]

I dont think people understand what slow burn is. That's why they say "I dont understand Elriel. They are easy, boring, predictable. Elain is boring, she going to bring nothing to her book."

Like im sorry they arent like the baddie fmc who has a dagger around her 24/7 and the emotionless mmc who falls in love with her after like 5 chapters when they are supposed to be "EnEmies tO lOvErs". BOOKTOK HAS ROTTEN YALL BRAINS.

So true.

Its leads me to believe they’re only consuming specific type of books - which is fine. Read whatever you like, how much you’d like BUT it does narrow down your thinking. Take antis saying elriel is “boring” because they don’t have banter. Banter isn’t a requirement for every single couple nor does it suit every single dynamic…you shouldn’t need every single couple to have “banter” to find them interesting or see their potential.

I think some people have lost the ability or struggle with understanding built up foreshadowing. Books nowdays are either standalones or series that follow one couple - but you know they’re endgame from the start. Because thats what elriel is - built up foreshadowing that started from acowar, some may even argue with acomaf. They’re not a couple that entered a relationship straight away - they’re built up to that stage in a nice slowburn where we see their development and them entering each stage one by one.

Its why Gwyn will be the great Saviour of the entire acotar universe - she will be the centre of every single plot, everything important like the troves will go through her first - just like the badass, sword wielding fmc stereotype who leads the story. Its why Elain is now suddenly a sassy, fire mouth that goes off on Lucien bcs ughh she just can’t stand how much she wants him and feels sooooooo frustrated w him constantly teasing her. None of thats canon. None of that even suits the characters but they’re popular micotropes within booktok therefore have to be traits that Gwyn/Elain possess otherwise they’d be plain and boring.

[krasytoonz]

ITS TIMMMEEEEEEEEEEE

*starts a blizzard and snows on your WH au’s (mostly gangster (joke au. Don’t take it seriously)*

Wally D got snowballed

[button-cat]

High fives you in fellow person who doesn't hate Melanie's guts

YEAH !! high fives u back

melanie is so cool i love her

I will not accept melanie slander

nor folly slander

i love both girlies

:3

[sassycordy]

[bayetea]

Thoughts on Luke? just curious, i love all your pjo stuff and i saw that you like thaluke so 👀

(resisting the urge to say "no one gets him like I do") to be completely honest barring that one thing luke is probably the best written original character in the entire percy jackson franchise