#now SHUT UP

[blmpff]

Sailom and Tae Myung Ha motivating their boyfriends Dangerous Romance (2023) x Love For Love's Sake (2024)

[i-would-like-to-be-an-a-i]

See how I reacted to Transformer One spoilers on Tiktok? Very mindful, very demure

(I freaked the fucked out to the point where my mother had to ask whats wrong)

[calebs-hangout-corner]

I just think it shouldn’t be basically required to buy a “pass” to get more and better rewards for an event that you practically cannot finish otherwise. I think you should be able to beat limited time events without having to spend money.

[lnfours]

blurb of getting railed by nate in a club bathroopm

once upon a time there was this dumb, idiotic slut named kate. one day, she bought overpriced m&g tickets for comic con so she could meet the only guy who got her wet:

tom holland.

she ended up meeting him, threw up on his jordans, cried, and then passed out and fell into the puddle of her own vomit. flash forward, shes taking on the world. she ended up meeting benny cucumber, where he sends her into an alternate universe.

the uncharted universe!!!

she ends up meeting with tom nate. they find each other in a club, and after she discovers he has a HUUUGE *d*nald t*ump voice* fucking dick, she leads him into a bathroom stall where he fucks her into the the metal wall right above where 'FUCKITITUS' was written on the wall in sharpie.

instead of telling him she's coming the usual way, she shouts at the top of her lungs, "MY NAME IS CONNOR, I'M THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE!!!!"

and they lived happily ever after. she goes on to write a childrens book about their relationship titles "kate the great and nate the great" (thanks for that idea btw)

[the-bomb-sammi-morse]

And there you have it from the man himself. Now you can all go cry in a corner because your fantasy boyfriend married someone you don't like in nit one, but TWO secret weddings! Like I said the whole time...

[supernova2510]

petition to let my family let me finally rest

[in-sufficientdata]

Why do so many good and useful apps have unclearable notifications that they are on my phone and running

[enpassants]

the young conservatives on tiktok complaining about getting 'unfairly' judged and ostracised socially for voting conservative are so funny because like. i have a VIVID memory of being around 8/9 years old asking people their political stances and mocking them if they answered conservative

[wizzy35925]

i deleted it because i dont feel like getting harassed on tumblr again

[reflectionsofgalaxies]

.

[sebdoesthings]

hello hi what's up i love geralt of rivia in witcher 3 he is so beautiful and stunning and breathtaking with his beard and his amber eyes and his wrinkles and his blemishes and his scars and his smile and his long hair--

[theblehthatbloos]

Just because shitty people have learned how to act like good people doesn't mean your good is as bad as them.

calling every instance of showing certain emotions "emotional labor" needs to stop. I just saw a post that was like "reminder that you do not ever need to be a good or kind person" like. Yes you DO???

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[softjjong]

Im sooo glad you're all going to see taemin next year so glad :)))))))))

[copper-bulb]