#crack theory

[chyyy66]

ONYX STORM THEORY

THERE ARE SPOILERS !!!!

I can’t take all the credit for this, my friend @wishfulimaginings has helped me a bit to put this together, and it’s kind of out there but it could make sense …..

So we learn there are 6 gods/goddesses : Amari : Queen of the Gods, Dunne : God of war, Malek : God of Death, Loial : God of Love, Zihnal : God of Luck, and Hedeon : God of Wisdom

And we learn there are 6 rare signets, and they haven’t been seen since the First Wars. And as of now we have 4/6 rare signets : Xaden : Shadows, Violet : Lightning, Garrick : Distant walker, and Aaric : precognition (way better than Melgran.. can see the future)

So what if … each of the gods blessed or “touched” the Original Six from the 6 provinces resulting in powerful/rare signets. And there are also 6 dragon types

We know Violet is dedicated to Dunne, and im think Xaden is god-touched by Loial because he is constantly talking about how Violet has his soul and it’s his love for Violet that drives every action

I think Ridoc is god-touched by Zihnal. He mentions that Zihnal is his personal favorite, and that’s how he gets so “lucky” with partners. Zihnal’s gift to Ridoc is a kiss on both cheeks, one of the better gifts out of the group and he even misses death when the chef throws his dagger and it misses

I’m not sure about the other 3 … but I have thoughts of how they could fit, but im still working on it. And I haven’t seen anyone else mention this, but if someone else has let me know !!!!

UPDATE !!!!!

This is the conclusion I’ve come too ..

Amari - Rhiannon

Dunne - Violet

Headon - Aaric

Loial - Xaden

Zihnal - Ridoc ???

Malek - Garrick ???

The last 2 im still kind of iffy on and with all the interviews with RY on tour right now my mind is FULL of ideas

[tomato-face-xoxo]

okay you guys are gonna have to let me cook here

so gooseworx recently released more drawings of jax…

but looking closer you will notice something

progesterone? you mean

this progesterone???

is jax trying to mask her desire for tits by saying they help with gambling purposes???

but the plot thickens

these “issues” may be jealousy. jax wants to be a girl, and she takes out her frustrations on the other girls.

goosworx, a trans woman, relates most to jax. possibly because they’re both transgenders????????

internal issues? gender dysphoria.

now, you know how gooseworx posted that drawing of jax in a maid dress? i’m gonna go on to say that this secret thing she likes but doesn’t want to share is that she actually loves wearing maid dresses.

anddd that’s not even mentioning the fact that jax was originally designed as a girl! only now gooseworx has opted for the Girl With Extra Steps path.

and if you look at some of the earlier jax sketches you can see that jax may be masking some insecurity revolving around her masculinity. as she says, and i quote “I am the pinnacle of masculinity!!!” maybe this is just her way of coping with the fact that she is NOT the pinnacle of masculinity and is in fact the pinnacle of femininity!!!

EDIT: adding on something

what if jax isn’t thinking of tits here in the typical straight man way? what if jax is thinking about HAVING tits here????

tl;dr jax is transfem and this is 1000% canon okay bye.

[bisexualbrainrots]

Now it's sort of funny to me how Tommy talked about the 118 needing their own dedicated wing when, if you think about it, he sort of started their nde curse??? Like, chronologically speaking he was the first one of them to almost die and ever since everyone at the 118 has almost died/actually died and come back?? He really did THAT

[scribescrawls]

Heard Starscream has an immortal spark and crack theory headcanon that it’s not because it was an accident that he was born with a ‘mutant’ immortal spark, but rather it was Primus purposefully making him that way as a wild card in case Unicron ever came back. A wild card where things could go really badly for everyone or really well depending on what Starscream does and you don’t know which it’ll be, but sometimes that kind of unpredictable chaos in desperate situations can change the tide of things tipping the scales in small ways that have big ripple effects. Like running out of ideas and just throwing spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks lol

Like Optimus Prime is Primus’ favorite, he holds the Matrix defending Cybertron and all around doing his best to protect others. Optimus is god’s blorbo.

But imagine Starscream is his poor little meow meow. The dog he put in the room to eat the chess pieces when Unicron isn’t looking. Primus cannot predict what the frag Starscream will do, but that means neither can Unicron. And Starscream can’t die, not in a way that matters. But also imagine Primus decides to never tell Starscream that he has an immortal spark because he thinks he should get to live a normal life (with all the good and bad that entails) without the burden of knowing all of that since there’s a possibility Unicron will never return anyway. What if Starscream is Primus’ silly rabbit.

[izelthewashbear]

Life series theory / analysis

// SPOILERS for Wild Life finale!

Okay so I have a theory about the winners and their character development throught the series:

Is it just me, or is Joel the only winner who had a positive character development through the series?

Just so that we're on the same page: Character development refers to cultivating certain traits in individuals that help guide their behavior. That means positive character development cultivates positive traits in a person, and negative character development (yes it's a thing) cultivates the negative traits. I was thinking about the finale of Wild Life and all of the winners and honestly? Joel seems to be the only one with positive character development. Also, I'm only talking about the characters, not the content creators, just so that there are no weird insinuations.

Let's go over the winners first, shall we?

Grian - the creator of Life and the one establishing the rules - immediately goes on to break them with an unprovoked green-on-green kill on Scar. Not to mention the toxic codependent yaoi these two developed on the desert and still can't leave behind.

Scott - the guy who was seen as one of the most loyal, ended up winning while avenging all of his fallen allies - learning that even alliances are fleeting and he can't keep himself too tied to anyone. The moment the next game starts, he almost immediately bounces from his goverment assigned soulmate and isn't really keen on making things even between them. Even at the end, the decision to sacrifice himself for Pearl is his and his only.

Pearl - do I even have to say it? Being rejected by the one person who was supposed to have her back, she turned on everyone and seemed better for it. Her trauma was not her fault, and neither was the negative character development - but it did occur.

Martyn - I could write a whole essay on LimL!Martyn and one day I shall do that. The guy that lost his therapy dog for 24h and proceeded to make enemies all across server, gain one (1) ally and backstab him at the final moment. Like cmon.

Scar - the somewhat oblivious, but kindhearted social butterfly (U think I can call him that?) decided he's better on his own and withdrew from the others, slowly turning into the villain of the server. Every time he had allies, he ended up worse for it - but this one time, even he couldn't believe "How did the guy with no friends win?"

Cleo - okay this one is a bit murky, since Real life was so short (and some people even consider it non canon but I digress). I'd just say that it was so short, they didn't really have any time for character development - but if you saw something interesting, lemme know.

And then there's Joel. The guy who struggles with keeping alliances and the moment he turns red, he only sees red. But the one time he starts depending on his family, the one time when he tries to keep himself out of red for as long as possible and doesn't fully give in to the bloodlust after turning red - he wins.

Anyways thank you for coming to my TED talk, if you noticed anything interesting lemme know Also this is like not very serious, I haven't watched all winners POVs so sorry if I accidentally mixed something up

[ms-paints-sometimes]

silly tma headcannon: not!sasha wears those meme shirts with stuff like "definitely sasha james!" "I <3 BEING A HUMAN" and "nice skin? thanks i stole it" written on them and literally nobody questions it because of Stranger bullshit

[beforeastorm]

New theory: Ravi, canonically, is some kind of Druid/Weather Witch/Storm Sorcerer.

Big emergencies with Mother Nature? Don't happen on Ravi's watch. Earthquake, Tsunami, Landslide - all these natural disasters happen one after the other, then, boom, Ravi shows up and they stop. Coincidence? I think not.

After he joins the 118, we have snipers and hackers and kidnappers: all terrible, but ultimately all people derived.

Then, Ravi goes to the Academy and what happens? Buck gets struck by lightning. Sure, Bobby missed Ravi and wanted him back regardless, but he also needed Ravi to protect the 118.

And then Bobby leaves Ravi's sphere of influence and gets caught in a hurricane. Sure, the pirates didn't help, but still, a hurricane.

TL;DR Dude can control the weather I will not be taking questions at this time.

[stylish-fish]

deltarune crack theory: what if the shop sprites in card castle and queen's mansion are based on what each evil ruler respectively finds attractive. the hip shop theme is meant to signify how hot they are

[world-of-theories]

Ya know I had a crack theory a while back that

Pomni was Tessa

Mainly because of the fact that cyn said this to Tessa

And since we all know what happened there

I thought, hey wouldn’t it be funny if Tessa was stuck in some digital space as a sort of way for cyn to keep her promise?

But that would be crazy right

RIGHT?

[buf309]

This is me skipping work to tell y'all about one thing I just realize about the mission 103.

When I reread the twiyor scene when they sat together on the grass field (I was bored, ok? 😭), there was this tiny detail which could only become obvious when you saw the pages side-by-side:

Thorn Princess, did you or did you not use your sneaky-sneak skill to subtly getting closer to your hubby overthere? 😲

How scandalous!!!!!😏

most likely just a convenient positioning to fit them all into the frame, but a fan can dream, right? 😂

[purpleender29]

So this is a bit of a crack theory that is definetly not true but, this line from Mr. WPNZ got me thinking

what if his brother is Mr Puzzles??

I mean, they both have Mr, they both have tech based powers (puzzles with tv and WPNZ seemingly with video games), the suit vibe.

Its most likely not true at all but they just feel very similar to me tbh

[sssarrrra]

Asagiri said that Fyodor would gift his lover a country (or a land).

Do you know what country this would be?

A Promised Land 💀

Dostoevsky would literally send his loved one to Heaven. So he can reunite with them later. And anyway, if earth is such a horrible place, why would Dostoy want his lover to stay there?

By this definition, Fyodor has already "confessed" to so many people. Since he has murdered so much, maybe, he is poly? Who knows 🤔

Maybe, Dostoy wants to go to Paradise and have a harem there. So if he kills someone he fancies, this person's soul just teleports to heaven and joins other people Dostoy has "picked" to be together.

[dresh-rx]

Another crack theory back in the days

When i first saw the S2 sets i had this wild theory for Egalt, that he was actually a manifestation of the Spinjitzu Brothers lol

Because the design was just soo Wu & Garm like

I called them the Skizo-draggo

I was so sad it never was true, but Egalt is amazing so whatever :)

[izelthewashbear]

I don't think we talk about this one detail of the Wild Life superhero designs enough and I wanted to point out this one thing

Remember this is all very much /j and it's just a silly detail I thought of

So the superhero designs shown in Martyn's episode were designed exclusively by Cherri, with Martyn giving her full freedom over them. There was only one detail that was purely his idea: Ren's design referencing DNA

So we know that if we wanted to overanalyze this power, it somehow includes copying someone's DNA material so that Ren can turn into them on a biological level, not just like an illusion.

And who are the first two players he turns into almost right away, aka already has their DNA?

Martyn (his hand) and BigB (his soulmate).

And how did he get that DNA?

I think you can figure it out yourself.

[dimmadomeglobal]

Theory: Dale gave birth to triplets, of which are Dev and his lucky boots. His boots are just his preferred children. How do I know this? Whale...

Dale received his boots the same day he received Dev.

Dale calls his boots his "bundle of joy" and the most important thing in his life, much like a father would to his child.

That's it. That's all of the evidence.

Coincidence? I think not!

[shewas-theuniverse]

My crack theory is that Graham O'Brien is the ancestor of "moisturize me" (Cassandra O'Brien). Sure, people can have the same last name, but we don't know if Graham had a wife before Grace or if he had kids he lost contact with. Actually, don't think too hard about it. It's just a headcanon I have to amuse myself.