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"you can let it kill the prosecutor in you or you can let it help you grow" "prosecutor edgeworth chooses death" "you effectively killed the prosecutor in him" IM LOSING MY MIND
#i'm so normal about thjs game#i care about them a normal amount#this is the normal reaction to ace attorney#phoenix is like don't talk about him don't talk about him prosecutors are the worst they're all the same#like yeah buddy mourn the loss of your boyfriend but PLEASE IM BEGGING GIVE ME MORE INFORMATION#i played the first game and it slowly turned into a dating sim. i walked into this one expecting the same. my boyfriend is dead.#thank you franziska for validating my desperation#my guys only metaphorically dead#not actually#phoenix i love you#please tell me what is going on#he's gotten meaner to maya and just seems so much more upset all the time#this game is killing me#phoenix too#my boy my guy he can't handle it#i have a friend who says they can't watch romances because they get parasocial about it#i should NOT be allowed to play ace attorney#WHERE is my guy#after that line from fanziska i really doubt he's actually dead#but i've seen art for the next game that features a different prosecutor again TvT#i just want to see edgeworth again is that so much to ask#franziska you're great. you're cool. you seem like you'll have an interesting arc#where is your brother.#is ace attorney seriously the type of game to kill your faves like that???#i didn't think it had the guts!#making me FEEL THINGS for the CHARACTERS?????#that's TOO FAR#qfc's lawyer posting#death ment tw#aa jfa spoilers
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Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!
#I am HOWLING LAUGHING reading the reblog tags lmaoooooo ty everyone#Phoenix Wright#Miles Edgeworth#SL-9 Incident#Rise From the Ashes#Detective Goodman#Edit: thank you for 1k+ notes everyone!!!!!#Ace Attorney#Edit: thank you for 2k+ notes guys??!!!!#Edit: THREE THOUSAND NOTES WTF IS GOING ON HAHAHA THANK YOU#Edit: g- guys 4k notes please someone tell me whatās happening hahahaaaaaaa#Edit: 5 THOUSAND NOTES I'M SCREAMING šµāš«#6 THOUSAND NOTES GUYS WE'RE MAKING HISTORY HAHA
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Please tell me Iām not the only one who sees this
#please tell me Iām not going crazy#literally what I thought of when seeing this ship šš#a weird niche to die on I know#btw this is for pure aesthetics#but I think you could see the vision right#RIGHT???#hsr#honkai star rail#argenti#Boothill#argenthill#night at the museum#natm jedtavius
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Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#toshiro nakamoto#chilchuck tims#kabru#BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry.#Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong:#ādude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of youā. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH.#This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated.#I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them.#Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad.#When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment!#I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug.#Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends)#and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off.#I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi.#obligatory edit because Iām tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc#YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him.#I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference
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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS
there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head
I don't know why I decided to draw it this way
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story#and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING#crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED#crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED#(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want#but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it#and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially#it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it#(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER#crowley's secret is safe for another day#(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time#wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...
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I'm sorry if other people saw and talked about this already, but I just noticed something
Solas has the knife in his right hand here when the statues are falling
He also has it when he's casting the spell to stop the statue
Varric is right beside Solas and the statue is falling on both of them.
There's an explosion that's either a different pov of the same spell Solas cast or a separate explosion (of the veil opening?) (I can't tell)
This explosion causes several huge rocks to fall in all directions. None of the rocks or debris glow.
Then we see Solas looking down toward where Varric was standing and where Rook now is, when the statue was falling toward him in the other direction.
Varric was behind Solas, and is now nowhere to be seen.
And after the explosion, Solas does not have the dagger in his hand.
There is nothing glowing on the ground here when Varric is backing up as the statues are falling, but there is a glowing object that is giving off green sparks, resting on a dark object at the bottom of the stairs JUST after the explosion.
The only thing in the scene that glows green in that color and gives off green sparks is the dagger.
I think Solas must have lost the dagger.
And it might have landed down near Rook.
And I can't tell what the dark object is under the glowing one, but either the glow makes it look like it's moving, or it's moving. Is it Varric? Did Varric fall all the way down the stairs? Did Solas lose both the dagger and his friend got hurt?
And that's why he's looking so sad down in the "wrong" direction? He was worried about Varric, or the dagger flew down that way? Both?
The whole sequence is very strange in 0.25 speed, almost like parts of it were cut out for this trailer. If Varric is not that dark shape at the bottom of the stairs, where exactly did Varric go? Where did the dagger go?
The only detail I know for sure is that Solas doesn't have the dagger anymore when he's facing the evanuris.
#Dragon Age#DA4 spoilers#DA4#Solas#Rook#Varric Tethras#long post#please rewatch this in .25 speed for me and tell me I'm crazy#am I right?#what is that glowing thing?#IS VARRIC OK?#WHERE THE HECK DID THE DAGGER GO
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Just a reminder that in much of the northern hemisphere there is Good and Exciting Stuff to be found right now (early Summer) in your local ponds and waterways.
#salamander#newt#animals#wildlife#just good vibes tbh#Lissotriton#Lissotriton vulgaris#I keep telling my students to go out looking for all the tiny toadlets that are emerging from the water right now#yet they are stubbornly showing up to class every day as though they're not taking me seriously#what a privilege to get to behold such gentle and delicate creatures#just a few minutes' walk from my house#please go pond mucking#my wife and I take our son to this pond regularly and just spend some hours dipping and seeing what we see#I have been blown away by the diversity and richness#every time we go out I find something new and exciting#and my son gets closer and closer to falling in completely#but it is all part of it
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ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:
i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???
#ramble#sorry i'm currently in a phase of 'of course this happened' and 'oh i deserve this because i didn't give him what he wanted'#like he knew i was grey ace since the start. and he let it go on for SO long after i said i might be vaguely aro as well#if that's a dealbreaker for you bc of your love language then FINE but NIP IT IN THE BUD#he said he put it off because he didn't want to hurt my feelings but it only hurt me MORE#like you're an adult. grow the fuck up and communicate like one#holding your negative feelings in hoping somebody notices you're hiding them is what TEENAGERS do#and also i told him VERBATIM: i didn't think anyone would ever love me because i'm not comfortable with xyz. and he just confirmed that#idk i still feel like i'm being selfish because how could i expect someone to be in a relationship with me when i can't give them anything#also tmi but it's not like we did NOTHING. we still held hands/cuddled/were close. he just didn't have his tongue down my throat anymore#so obviously i'm assuming by 'missing affection' he just meant sex and as an ace person that just fucking sucks#also oh my god i HATED how much he would imply we were going to have sex. i would have to keep SAYING 'i don't like doing this'#he always spoke like it was inevitably going to happen and it didn't click how GROSS i felt about it until recently#also ALSO not to go there but i never told him WHY i struggle with it (it's sensory issues)#and like. what if something had happened to me that made it hard for me and i just wasn't ready to tell him. and then he did this#again sorry to overshare this is still just a lot for me and i have no idea if i'm being unreasonable#if you're ace and in a relationship please let me know bc i'm starting to think it'll end this way every single time
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haven't drawn in too long, so. dick & tim marker scribbles
#dc comics#batman#dick grayson#tim drake#someone tell me what they're doing here bc i don't know#batman fanart#nightwing#robin#please be a sign im going to start drawing again please be a s
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yes, yes i know edgeworthās big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.
phoenix wright
phoenix āgenuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound itās ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyoneā wright
phoenix ādonāt mention that name to me. i donāt want to talk about it. i donāt want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other peopleās problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever againā wright
phoenix āovernight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it allā wright
phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright
phoenix āi sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face onā wright
phoenix ālooking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my lifeā wright
phoenix ādonāt ask me how i got started. i donāt rememberā wright
phoenix āonly you stood still, your eyes calmly watchingā wright
phoenix āsometimes, life just sucksā wright
just
phoenix wright
crunchiest man in the world
and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him
#ace attorney#where are all the people gnawing on phoenix's bones so white??#i need to find the phoenix bone-gnawing corner of this fandom PLEASE#this is me asking for the Phoenix Fic btw#where is the fic meditating on phoenix's whole mental state in general?#where is the fic about how it's phoenix's cageyness and poker face and flat affect under stress that is the hurdle?#the relationship ramifications of being actually really fucking hard to read when it comes down to it?#where is the fic about the week of his disbarment?#the one detailing the panicked blow by blow of it rippling through his social circle while he stands in the eye of the storm?#the one that ends messy and anxious and unresolved because it's week 1 of 7 years?#where is the birth of phoenix wright: poker legend fic?#where is the art school/theatre major phoenix fic?#no not the able to art/act phoenix fic but the kind of person who chooses to go to art school/study theatre phoenix fic#where is the supremely disinterested in pop culture phoenix fic?#where is the actually incredibly meticulous and competent phoenix fic?#capcom can tell me all they want that he's essentially an adhd disaster flying by the seat of his pants making it all up as he goes#but that's not what they're actually showing me#they're the ones who created an in-fiction legal system that functionally necessitates that#and the nature of the game is that phoenix is almost always proven right so rather than him coming off as hare-brained#his opponents rather just come off as short-sighted. either negligently or maliciously so#and the choices the writing makes in service of retaining mystery and audience suspense in fact function to make phoenix a person#who is astute and puts the pieces together but is cautious in his conclusions#i will grant them that phoenix does tend to lose sight of his overarching goal in getting drawn into proving or disproving minor points#the fact that edgeworth on the other hand never loses sight of this or where the various arguments stand in relation to it#is his sexiest trait as a character by far#but those minor points are actually functionally critical to the ultimate argument phoenix makes#so even though i do read that trait through the game mechanics i do also judge the other characters for being dicks about it#my point is phoenix wright does in fact have the character of a lawyer and is conventionally good at his job fucking fight me#my point is that you all have had 20 goddamn years to Rotate this man#my POINT is that there should be Intricate Fucked Up Meditations On Phoenix that rewire my fucking brain and i NEED to know where they are!
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To my sleepiest angel.
Seek therapy immediately.
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#advice for the people on twitter specifically.#fish drama. what the hell is going on over there. i dont even know man. please dont tell me.#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill
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sugar daddy Bakugo is so funny b/c if he's paying your tuition he's getting mad if you don't go to class
#bakugo#he asks to go out one night and ur like#'i have class ill just skip tho' and he's like. um. actually i don't wanna go out anymore that night lets try saturday#UR SO SEE THROUGH SIR#u tell him u caught a cold and missed two days and he's asking what assignments you missed#you dont want his help bc he's mean but he's trying to help LMFAOOO#this is so funny to me#anyway i was hecka late to class and when i woke up (slept thru my alarm) i texted my friend if it was still worth it to go#and she was just 'yes' GIRL PLEASE#but she bought me starbucks so i forgive her#anyway#good morning !#shii posts#gen
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not them having a fucking showdown about which one of them was more devoted to the otherā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ not them making it a fucking competition and a fucking argument which one of them is more down bad horrendous for the other and STILL they havent had their realisation in the dead of night/day while lying in their bed/coffin that the other has feelings for them
#nandermo#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#so i watched the new episode. these two are ridiculous people#we already knew that but. thats all i will say for now#me while watching this episode: I CANT BELIEVE THEY ARE //TALKING//#guillermo supposedly has a new life but he cant help but going to fucking who knows where all night bc Nandor#he replies to his bossās calls in the dead of night but hes still part of the vampire unit#please let it be gizmo just playing at being human for a bitā¦. pretty pls <3#please i cannot watch him move on for real#at this point they never will understandā¦. someone has to tell them while theyre both tied up there and blushing furiously OR they need to#be drugged out of their minds and confess#just jesusā¦. help them#some messy liveblog tag#comment#*
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Mine: Refer to me however you want!
Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.
[They high-five and fist-bump each other]
Mine:
[via @barbmine]
#Mine#Barbmine#Mikethelink#Mike#I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY#Mine funniest person alive fr#also YOOOO LETS GO??????#I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns#and Mine too??? that's awesome!#Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife!#They're both bi#They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset*#As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing#please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections!#Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't#I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO#It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means#idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker#Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like#''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS''#it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao#I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it
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Anders when he actually has time to process what he did
#my art#fanart#dragon age#dragon age 2#dragon age anders#you cant tell me that he was completly okay after what he did#this man would not be able to instantly go back to work#justice. please take better care of anders pls
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I've seen a lot of different takes on Fear Toxin/other fear causing stuff (Yellow Lanterns Ring or something)(later just called Fear Toxin cause I'm lazy) but here is another one.
Danny seems like he isn't affected by Fear Toxin because his biggest fear is that his accident changed him so much he is no longer human, he can no longer truly experience human things.
So when he gets lungful of fear Toxin, he feels normal. He was antsy before, because c'mon, it's a rogue attack but it's not worse. Or so he thought. Because the anxiety lingers. Not enough to register as abnormal just this slight hypervigilance that makes you see things about yourself and your surroundings that you'd never realize otherwise. He'd realize he doesn't blink as often. He'd realize that if he doesn't consciously focus, he sometimes seems to not touch the ground. Forgets to breathe. He can't feel his own pulse at time. He'd realize people will miss him when he's walking down the street as if he was invisible (people just don't care about everyone they pass by). When he'd look straight into his reflection, he'd look slightly to the left. Not enough to actually name anything that was wrong but just stretched enough to fall on the wrong side of the uncanny valley. If he just caught his reflection in the peripheral vision, it'd be vaguely shadowy creature with glowing green eyes and white smoke instead of hair. Overall he'd be just wrong enough to be distinctly not human.
For everyone else, he'd be just a dude. Literally couldn't find more normal dude than this dude. Will pass as absolutely normal human unless someone is specifically looking for ecto-ghost stuff. Even most magic users wouldn't clock him at the glance
Tldr: Fear Toxin makes Danny perceive himself as some sort of eldritch horror but not enough to make him believe he'd actually be affected, while from outside perspective he's Just A Dudeā¢
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#fear toxin#please no Ghost King#nothing against this au but i don't think it'll mesh well woth this idea#probably works best with danny soon after accident#maybe still believing all of his parents anti-ghost propaganda#that'd add to angst for sure#idk why he is somewhere where he could be affected#idk who would realize something is wrong#up to whoever wants to do expand on this prompt#he'd cry when someone tells him he's been in fact affected by fear causing thing#because this means he *is* human and while he was fundamentally changed by his death#it didn't fully get rid of his humanity#but he won't tell that too busy being relieved so whoever delivered the news would be in for the ride#actually it'd be cool if it was someone who has superpowers but they showed up later in their life#parallels y'know#... i may still not be normal about āi wonder what could lie beyond infinityā by Numinous_Scribe on ao3...#top notch fic go read it great Clark characterization#anyway because plot kinda escaped me#hope this idea scratches someone's creative braincell or something#im curious what y'all will make out of it#yellow lantern#have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part
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