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sarcasticamaleont · 11 days ago
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Everybody analysing everything that's happening with the main cast (as they should) and here I am loosing my goddam mind over the fuckinig BEARDED MAN.
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WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHAT ALLIANCE DO YOU HAVE?
I don't know if I can trust him or not
When he was introduced at the beginning I thought he was just a pretty face but then, THEN he does this:
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When Maddie is talking to Vi about what she did in Zaun. He even faked that he was snoring so he would not get caught listening.
So I though, mh, probably a noxian spy to check on Vi and Caitlyn. Not one we should trust. I mean I was unfortunately spoiled that Ambessa was behind the attack at the memorial so when I saw this:
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I was like "AHA for sure you are working with them!" Right place, right time, with a shield non the less. (he did seem nice with what little we saw of him but I did not trust him because I thought he was a SPY)
But then,
BUT THEN,
Ambessa does her crazy stunt appointing Cait as a general and HE'S NOT HAPPY.
This is not the face of someone who knew what's going one:
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or is happy about it:
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and when Cait accepted the role HE LEFT
(forgive the poor quality I'm screenshoting from my pc)
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LEFT, I SAY!
Why? Tell me for who do you work for!
He did not leave when Vi left so I guess she was not his priority but the moment Cait ascend to general he dips out.
Also why did they immediately put him on the squad? He literally deank in the street the whole night with Vi when they introduced him to us. What made them go "Ah yes, enforcer materials to go on a super important mission." Like WHY.
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brrrkdslek · 1 year ago
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AGORA HILLS.
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SYNOPSIS : as the best detective of your city, you take your job very seriously. but how seriously will you take your job when the man of your dreams' husband dies suddenly?
PAIRING : malewife! psh x detective! male! reader
GENRE : 90s, elle singapore black sequin dress seonghwa, thriller, sexy, angst to fluff, murder mystery, possessive/ obsessive love, wine<3
WARNINGS : seonghwa referred to as 'wife' and 'ms' and 'mrs', a lot of manhandling, ass grabbing, idk, slut, sexy, anal, suggestive, huge dick, tattoos, praising, romantic talk, teeth-rotting smut, you will kill yourself, you will cry, blood n shit n deaths obviously, lmao i hope u die after this
WORD COUNT : 8.6k
INSPO : agora hills & this tweet
LORRY'S NOTE : HAPPY BIRTHDAY @asherthehimbo!!!!! I LOVE U SO MUCH BBG HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
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you've only met seonghwa twice. once at a party held by your coworker's friend, kim theodore. and the second time when theodore died tragically.
theodore was, a... special man. he had been indebt to you since he had been tangled in some drug allegations. of course, being the best detective in the city, you helped him out.
and now, you were on the way to his mansion on agora hills, which is one of the most expensive places one can afford.
you let out a loud yawn as you rang the doorbell. the door opens after a second and you see theodore.
"oh my friend!" he tries to go in for a hug, but you backed away from him awkwardly. theodore lets out a light-hearted laugh before standing aside so you could walk in.
upon entering the beautiful mansion of a millionaire, you take in the sight in front of you; a large chandelier just above your head, beautiful marble staircase to the second floor,
which you assumed is where the master's bedroom is.
Kissin' and hope they caught us (Ah)
suddenly the women at the party surrounds you, making you yelp in surprise.
"oh my, detective!"
"you look so handsome today!"
"when will i become your wife?"
I wanna show you off (Off)
seonghwa watched in the distance as you tried pushing them away, very much annoyed. he chuckles.
"m/n!" one of the ladies called for you, and suddenly you frown, "please ladies, only refer to me as detective. i don't think we're close enough to be on first name basis." you adjusted your collar.
you turn your head when you heard your name being said from across the hall, "m/n, come meet my wife!" you nod before jogging to where he, and another male, dressed in a beautiful black sequin dress was.
the man looked absolutely divine, and you couldn't take your eyes off him.
Hold my hand You can hit while they watch, boy
theodore noticed and chuckled, "i see you like my wife, eh?" he nudges you, "have fun chattin'!" he waves goodbye before going back to his large groups of friends.
you stood awkwardly next to the slightly shorter male as you found your arm tattoo of a snake way more interesting than the mansion you were currently in.
the head of the snake starts at the back of your middle finger as the tail runs spirals around it, going upwards and disappearing underneath your dress shirt,
which seonghwa had been staring at the whole time.
Baby, let me lick on your tattoos
seonghwa swirls the wine in his glass, "kim seonghwa isn't a really catchy name, is it?"
you perked up, "it's not?" he smiles gently,
"my real name is park seonghwa, i think that sounds way better."
you thought about it for a few seconds before nodding in agreement, "yeah, i think so too."
he reaches out his hand out as you shook his, "nice to meet you, detective-"
"m/n." you cut him off.
"huh?"
"call me m/n."
seonghwa smirks, "but i don't think we're close enough for first name basis, isn't that right?" he taunted.
you leaned in, towering over the man as he gulped in anticipation, "oh, i think we're way past that."
seonghwa bit his lip when he felt your hot breath on his face, he doesn't let go of your hand and brushes his thumb against your tattoo, sending shivers down your spine.
"now that i think about it, l/n seonghwa is even better than park seonghwa, don't you think so?"
your breath hitched as you choked on the wine you were currently taking a sip of, you coughed loudly as some wine spilled from the corner of your mouth and onto the floor.
seonghwa covers his mouth with his hand, "oh detective, look at the mess you made! are you a child?" he joked.
you blushed a bit in embarrassment as you place the glass down,
"oh would you look at that," seonghwa's finger brushes at the corner of your lips, wiping off the spilled wine.
"you've made a big mess, detective." you watch as seonghwa stares at you seductively, all while sucking the wine off his finger, licking it clean.
you felt your blood starting to run downwards to your little guy as you looked away and coughed.
you pulled out a handkerchief from your breast pocket and took his hand in yours before wiping his finger, all without a word.
seonghwa bit his lip at the gentle gesture, never had a man made me feel like this before, not even theodore.
not letting go of his hand, you glance backwards to see theodore drowned in the many noblewomen that surrounded him, disgusting pig.
turning back to the male, you smirked and intertwined your fingers with his.
That's true that I like PDA, take it to a seedy place
suddenly, you pull seonghwa towards you and he yelps quietly before bumping into your chest. you hold his waist as your hot breath fanned against his ear, making his knees buckle.
"mrs. kim, please don't forget you are a married woman." seonghwa hasn't felt like this since he first met theodore, and that was decades ago. you whistled as you looked the male up and down, "that dress looks exquisite on you, by the way."
seonghwa smiled shyly, "ah, thank you detective. i must say you don't look that bad yourself." you smirk, "i would want my future wife to have that pretty dress." seonghwa runs a hand through his slicked-back hair and tutted, "oh that's unfortunate," your eyebrow lifted as he continued, "because this dress is a custom made by a friend." theodore could be heard from the living area announcing for a group picture.
the two stare for a few seconds as you added, "my point still stands." seonghwa bit his lip at your words, god, i might cum right now... you slowly detangled your fingers from his and walked towards the large group, smiling gently at the women that waved to you.
seonghwa naturally went into the middle as theodore stood at his left and you on seonghwa's right. you became increasingly annoyed at the fact theodore made no move to hold his wife, even swatting seonghwa's hand away when he had tried to hold the other's hand.
you sighed before quietly placing your hand on seonghwa's hip, as to comfort him of the lost attention of his husband. however, seonghwa smirks as he moves your hand lower, all the way to his plush ass.
Who that man with the big strong hands On her ass in the club with the paps?" Baby, that's you
you physically stiffen as you didn't know what to do or how to react. seonghwa only leaned closer to your ear, "you can squeeze if you want, detective. i worked hard for this body."
god, it's getting hot- why's it so hot? was it always this hot in here? god, why am i burning up?
suddenly, seonghwa lets out a quiet moan when he felt your large hand mold at his ass, squeezing his thighs together. "oh goodness, detective..." you leaned down to his ear, "didn't i tell you to call me by my name?" seonghwa yelps when you shove him onto the wooden coffee table. the other guests gasp and back away when you pull up the dress, revealing a pretty lacy thong.
Hope you can handlе the heat,
you smirk when you see the tips of seonghwa's ears turn bright red, "look at you, pretty." you pull the thong as it snaps back into seonghwa's ass, making him moan wantonly. soon, you pull out your hard cock from your pants and push it inside him one go.
seonghwa came on the spot, drool spilling from the corner of his mouth when he felt your cock drag against his walls, the feeling of it piercing through his tummy becoming his newest desire. you paused for a few seconds to let the man adjust before you held onto his waist and slammed your hips forward.
seonghwa's legs trembled as he tried to bite back his moans. you lean forward and held onto his jaw before fucking him roughly, "ah! oh my- eugh! detective...!" you groan into seonghwa's ear, "why the fuck are you hiding your moans? isn't this what you wanted? for me to fuck you in this room full of your friends,"
Get used to my fans lookin' at you
you turn seonghwa's head as you two stare directly into theodore's eyes, "and your lovely husband that will never be able to satisfy you after i do." seonghwa grips onto the corners of the table as precum dripped from his hard cock, which had been rubbing uncomfortably against the table. "yes- ah! f-fuck me in front of all my f- fuck... friends- mm!"
"oh- oh yeah..! r-right there, detective!" seonghwa turned his head and held onto your cheek, "w-who knew you were s...so ugh- big!" seonghwa pulls you in for a kiss as your tongues danced and teeth clashed, not a care in the world. seonghwa felt his orgasm coming up when your hands began pinching at his perking nipples over the dress, tears were coming out of seonghwa's eyes as his eyes rolled back.
he had never felt more pleasured and embarrassed...
is exactly what seonghwa wanted to happen.
I love you, I wanna big chill
you awkwardly pulled your hand away from his ass when the photos were done, quickly excusing yourself as you walked towards a very busy theodore with lots of women surrounding him,
"yes, i have to go back to the office pretty soon. i apologise for leaving so early on..." theodore laughs and pats your back, "ahaha! don't you worry about it, m/n! i know a great detective needs to always be on duty!" you nod and was about to leave until theodore speaks again, "seonghwa! please escort m/n out, i'm busy!"
you watched seonghwa jogs towards the door where you were and opened it for you, "thank you for coming, detective- ah no, m/n." you smile and nod your head towards him as you walked down the steps, "ah, right! your handkerchief!" you turn your heel, "you can keep it. i don't think it will mean much to a noblewoman of your class, though."
Take you 'round the world, they don't have to understand
seonghwa holds the handkerchief tightly against his chest, feeling his heart beat against his ribcage and his cheeks heat up. "you have no idea how much it means to me..." you go back up the steps upon hearing his words and take his hand before kissing the back of it, "until next time, mrs. kim, or should i say mrs. l/n..."
Rub it in their face, put a rock on her hand
that day you left seonghwa with a raging boner. you had stole his heart and he promised himself he would see you again, he just had to figure out how. you also grew infatuated with him just after this one meeting and you couldn't stop thinking about seonghwa, he was like a virus invading your mind.
Baby, can you call me back?
you thought you had long forgotten about those feelings of infatuation towards the man. but as you stand in front of the mansion just a year after, you're surprised to feel your heartbeat quicken and cheeks heat up a bit.
I miss you
you take a deep breath as you hold your hand against the door, what will i do when i see you again? what do you look like now? do you still like me too? your eyes widen as you slap yourself across the face suddenly. no, you shouldn't be thinking these types of things. his husband just died and you are on duty now.
you bit your lip, but doesn't that mean you had a chance to make him yours?
It's so lonely in my mansion
shaking your head to rid of those thoughts, you finally knocked on the door and in that moment the door opened, you thought you would've collapsed if not for your hand on the side or the doorframe.
Kissin' and hope they caught us (Ah)
"mrs. kim." seonghwa rubbed his eyes and sniffled softly,
"ah, detective you are right on time." seonghwa walked in as you followed, closing the door behind you.
you took a seat on the dining table as seonghwa poured you a cup of tea, "and also, it's ms. park now, oh theodore..."
Whether they like or not (Not)
you fiddled with the handle of the cup as seonghwa sat opposite of you, "let's begin, shall we?" seonghwa nodded sadly.
I wanna show you off (Off)
"where were you at 3:30pm when theodore was murdered?" seonghwa sniffled, "i was at the market since i left at 3pm."
you bit your lip, "what about the maid and butler?" seonghwa brushed his hair back, and you almost didn't catch what he said next as you watched him, like a hungry predator ready to feast on its prey.
"the butler had a day off yesterday and the maid- um, i don't think i remember..." you nodded and jotted down the things he said,
"i'm sorry detective, i've just been crying the whole night so my memory's a bit foggy..."
I wanna show you off (Off)
you paused your writing on your notepad and glanced at his eyes for a second, "is something on my face, detective?"
you smile gently, "no," yes, lies.
I wanna brag about it (Yeah)
"i'm very sorry for your loss." you watch seonghwa frown, "excuse me for a moment." he disappears into the kitchen.
you sat idly as you take out your walkie-talkie, "wooyoung."
you could hear some crackling sounds from the other line before a muffled voice responded, "m/n! yes, i'm here! is there something you need?" you nodded, "i need you to go over the alibis for mrs. kim's maid and butler. i want it done by the end of the week."
I wanna tie the knot (Knot)
you heard wooyoung tut, "yeesh, dude."
"wooyoung." you said in a warning tone.
you heard wooyoung groan before answering, "fine, i'll have it done by then. wooyoung, out!"
I wanna show you off (Off)
you put the walkie-talkie away and jotted a few more things in your notepad, you look up to the clock.
it's been a few minutes now, what's taking him so long?
"mrs- ms. park?" you got up and went into the kitchen where he had disappeared and you were shocked to see him gulping down an entire bottle of wine.
Hold my hand
to say you were shocked was an understatement as walked quickly towards him, seonghwa doesn't notice your presence until you snatch the bottle away from him.
You can hit while they watch, boy
"eugh- give it...!" seonghwa made grabby-hands as you held the bottle above his head,
Ah, sorry, I was takin' a sip of my root beer
"no." seonghwa didn't know if it was the alcohol or you but he felt his face grow hotter by the second.
'Cause love is pain, but I need this shit (Yeah)
his forehead creases, "why the hell not!?"
you frown and hold onto both of his wrists with one hand and pushed him backwards. seonghwa's back hit the wall as tears started forming in his eyes,
Like Fortnite, I'ma need your skin (Yeah)
"let. go." you pause for a moment, "i won't." you said slowly.
"god, get off me!" is what seonghwa said, but he prayed that you never let him go.
"no, you can't drink your sorrow away, i won't let you."
Boy, you're the one, you're the only man
seonghwa glares, "your job is to find the killer of my dead husband, isn't that right?" you loosened your grip on his wrist for a second,
"stop drinking." he smirks, "make me."
With you, I ain't holding shit back
suddenly, your walkie-talkie beeped, "uh, m/n? we have a problem here..."
you let go of seonghwa's arm, "yes, i'll be there in twenty minutes."
turning back to seonghwa, he gripped onto the sink as his head was dipped downwards so that you couldn't see him face. "i'll be back next week, okay?"
When I need my space, you give that
"okay..." you could hear your heart break with each step you took towards the door. no, go back to him!
but all you did was continue walking.
upon hearing the front door shut, seonghwa swiped the wine bottle away as it hit the ground, smashing into pieces. he watched the red liquid flow out, forming a big puddle. he collapses to the ground and screams out in pain.
They all wanna know how you get to me
how could i let you go again?
why didn't i stop you?
seonghwa smashes his fist against the broken glass shards as tears flowed from his glossy eyes, "why, why, why, why!"
Cause this type of love's the epitome
he watches with blurry eyes as his own blood mixes with the wine, both reds close to each other in colour. "why do you always slip away from my fingers..." he takes out a handkerchief from his pocket, "oh my love, i hope this will all be worth it..."
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"it's obviously the maid!"
you wince as your partner, wooyoung, screams into your left ear.
"no it's not!" san, your other partner, screams in your right ear. you only covered your ears as you watched the security footage again.
"you guys need to stop bothering m/n all the time..." yeosang sweatdrops as he watches san and wooyoung fight while you sat between them.
"are you stupid, san?"
san gasped, "what, me?"
"yes, you!"
you rolled your eyes as wooyoung continued, "it's clearly the maid! she said she left at 3pm but never mentioned about coming back to the mansion. like, whatttt?"
that's true, it's kinda suspicious but it can't based off my superstition. witnessing murder can cause changes in memory, behaviour, sleep, and body function, affecting the immune system as well as the heart. 
it can also lead to cognitive effects, such as brain fog. so it's no secret that seonghwa and the maid could've forgotten some things as they are the first to find theodore's body.
jongho giggles from the reception, "i still wonder why yunho sandwiched m/n's desk between wooyoung and san."
yeosang nods, "they literally resemble cat and dog."
wooyoung huffs and folds his arms across his chest, "the maid was so damn nervous and she didn't even know what she was telling me when i asked where she was that day. it's as if she's admitting to being the killer!"
san rolls his eyes, "what about the stupid butler? are you gonna believe him about being off-duty just cause he said so?"
wooyoung stomps his feet, "i'm gonna believe him if his alibi is sustainable unlike the maid's!"
san's forehead creases, "why are you so determined to prove that it's the maid?"
wooyoung rolls his eyes, "cause she's acting weird! unless she was like, i don't know, bribed or something i won't believe she's innocent!"
wooyoung continues, "and besides, why would she keep her mouth shut if she was actually being bribed? we can help her and shit, stupid."
san stands up abruptly, "don't call me stupid, stupid!"
"no you're stupid!"
"you look stupid!"
"what did you say!?"
"did you not hear me?"
your brows furrow as you mindlessly replayed the video again, deep in thought.
"why do you keep replaying that part?" mingi, who was walking by, presses his cheek against yours as wooyoung and san immediately shuts up and joins in.
mingi makes an 'o' with his lips, "that's mrs. kim, right?"
san shakes his head, "it's ms. park now apparently."
mingi gasps, "he's the one that died?"
wooyoung hit his head, "it's been circulating all around the precinct, are you dumb?"
Baby, you're literally capping to me right now
you roll your eyes and shush the guys as the video played once again. in the video was a person dressed in full black outfit from head to toe, and they had just walked out of the gate. the person clearly resembles seonghwa, but for some reason you got the thought that that wasn't the case.
as if he read your mind, wooyoung spoke, "it's clearly ms. park! why would it be anyone else?"
his brows creased, "literally look at his clothes! do you think the maid or butler could wear expensive shit like that?"
san nods, "even we can't afford those."
you flick his forehead, "it's not about money, jesus you guys..."
you had to pause for a moment to ask yourself; why do i know it isn't seonghwa? he clearly stated that he left the mansion at 3pm.
Like why are you capping me?
your eyes trail to the bottom of the screen where the time of the video is,
see? 3pm exactly.
you skip the video to a part where part of the face is revealed; the nose.
your eyes widen, "that's not seonghwa." you stated simply.
mingi scratched his head, "what... how can you tell?"
wooyoung snorted, "how are you a lieutenant?"
san giggled in agreement, "i think he cheated in the exam..."
"yah!" the two ran away as mingi chased them.
you whisper to yourself as you point at the nose with your pen, "see? seonghwa's nose is long and slender... but this one, it's... how should i put it?"
you bit the pen, "it's just not him."
You just cap so hard, it's— I don't know what to do
"the ink is gonna spill in your mouth if you bite any harder."
you blink back and look up to yeosang who was filling a small paper cup with coffee, "you want one?"
you sighed and nodded, "yes, thank you yeo."
Kissin' and hope they caught us (Ah)
he places the cup on your desk and smiles, "anytime."
you sip the hot coffee,
why would seonghwa lie to me? did he...
your eyes widen, "no!" you slam the cup onto the desk, scaring half of the people in the precinct as the hot coffee splashed onto your hand,
Whether they like or not (Not)
"ah!" you yelped in pain as you fell backwards.
jongho jumped out of his seat and rushed to your side, "jesus m/n! what's up with you today?"
you hold your burning hand as you whine in pain, "i also wanna know..."
jongho is clearly confused but he brushes if off and sighs, "don't work too hard. you know what happens when you do like most of the time, right?"
I wanna show you off (Off)
yeah, i need to chill out.
as the next day rolled by, you sat idly at your desk the entire time. pen in your mouth as you bit at the rear, forehead creasing as you mentally pieced the evidences and alibis together. you sighed and leaned back into your chair,
god, this is too complicated.
"biting your pen again, i see?" you throw your head backwards to see yeosang carrying a stack of documents.
you whistled, "where you going with all that stuff?"
I wanna show you off (Off)
yeosang sighed, "yunho said he needed me to get these all sent to hq." you hummed as he looked past you to the many pieces of notes and files scattered on your desk, "still working on kim?"
you look back and sighed, "yeah, i don't know why it gets more complicated as i dig further."
"give me a second." yeosang retreats to his own desk and places down the documents before returning and picking up the files of seonghwa and the maid, "i see why it's hard for you m/n."
you perk up, "what, why is that?"
you move to the side as yeosang drags his own chair over and sits down after placing the files down. he points at the pictures,
I wanna brag about it (Yeah)
"i mean, look at their faces."
you follow his finger, "they look practically like twins to me. if you looked at them from any other angle than the front, you'll surely never tell them apart." your eyes widen, "wait, that's right!"
you quickly click on the security footage of gates again, "i've only ever been able to tell the two apart is because seonghwa always wears nice and luxurious clothes, whereas the maid is the complete opposite."
I wanna tie the knot (Knot)
you turn to see yeosang's smug grin and bounced off your seat, "i have to go." quickly grabbing your coat before jogging to the lift hearing yeosang's diminishing 'you're welcome's. you cursed silently as the lift never came, deciding to run down a few flights of stairs.
of course, why haven't i noticed?
I wanna show you off (Off)
huffing, a few beads of sweat forms at your forehead as you reach the ground floor and quickly run into your car. starting it, you drove off. with one hand, you took out your phone and dialled a number.
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seonghwa hummed a soft tune as he was doing some knitting in the living room. suddenly, the phone rang and he placed his tools onto the soft couch and jogged to pick up the phone at the desk,
I wanna show you off (Off)
"this is ms. park seonghwa of-" "seonghwa!"
he felt a blush creep towards his face upon hearing the tired and breathless voice of the detective.
I wanna show you
"ah, detective! is something the matter? why are you calling me at," he glanced at the clock on the wall, "almost seven thirty in the evening?" he leaned onto the desk as he twirled the wire between his finger,
Hold my hand
the all too familiar feeling of butterflies in his stomach upon hearing your soothing voice call his name. "apologies, seonghwa. i'm actually on my way to your residence as of now-"
"what, now!?" seonghwa coughed,
You can hit while they watch, boy
"s-sorry, i was just surprised. may i ask why?"
"i just need to confirm a few things regarding the murder case since i'm near to completing it." seonghwa bit his lip, "how far are you?"
So, 9:30? I'll see you there
"ten minutes away, i'll be there shortly." seonghwa looked down at his current attire,
you couldn't see him like this. no way.
No, you hang up, you hang up
"i see. take your time detective, i'll be waiting..." placing the phone down softly, seonghwa rushed upstairs into his bedroom and almost demolished his closet finding the perfect outfit for the occasion.
"is something the matter, ma'am?" seonghwa popped his head out of the closet to see his maid, standing at the doorway.
Somethin' different about you
"ah! right, i totally forgot." the maid watched in confusion as seonghwa dug through his drawers and pulled out an envelope.
"here, this is for the extra work you did for me. thank you, by the way." the maid smiles and takes the envelope with both hands, bowing slightly. "no, i should thank you for providing me such a nice residence."
seonghwa smiles, "the detective will be here shortly, you should leave before anything happens." the maid nods, "take care of yourself, ma'am." "you know i will."
the maid bows once more before jogging to her room and begins packing her things.
Love it when he hit and smack too
finally, seonghwa picks the perfect dress and smirks at the thought of his own image in the dress, but his confident smile drops upon seeing his figure in the mirror.
seonghwa noticed his tummy poking from the skin-tight dress. he gulped and turned to his side, the lump being fairly noticeable. he swore he could still hear theodore's nagging at the back of his heda.
look at yourself, do you think you look good?
nobody would want to have sex with somebody of your shape.
what happened to you? you used to look good.
i suppose you've gotten too comfortable since i had money, huh?
seonghwa blinked back tears as the doorbell rang through the mansion. he sniffled as he reassured himself,
there's no theodore anymore.
he's not here to belittle you.
it's your world now, whatever you want.
i shouldn't be nervous.
Baby, let me lick on your tattoos
he looked at his reflection in the mirror again, this time his eyes dark and lidded, my dear detective is the one that should be nervous.
upon hearing the bell ring again, he rushed downstairs. waving goodbye to the maid who was leaving through the backdoor, seonghwa brushed his dress and took a deep breath before opening the door. the sight of your crumpled dress shirt and messy hair made his knees weak.
"please, come in detective." you nodded before walking inside. "should we have a drink before we start?"
you perked up, "a drink? is it a special occasion?"
seonghwa giggled, "yes, we are about to crack the case! it most definitely is a special occasion." you smiled gently as you sat at the couch, "how about we go upstairs?"
That's true that I like PDA, take it to a seedy place
you felt your throat go dry as you swallowed, "up...stairs?" seonghwa leaned down as he toyed with the collar of your shirt, eyes never leaving yours.
"yes, it's more comfortable," you shivered upon feeling his cold fingers brush against your neck, "and i can feel all the tiredness emitting from you. i must say you work diligently, detective."
you could feel seonghwa's hot breath fanning your face, "y-yeah, that's why they call me the best." seonghwa smirked as he pulled away and slowly walked towards the stairs with you following.
Suck a little dick in the bathroom
upon reaching the bedroom, you're surprised when you saw a filled wine glass with another empty one at its side. "ah! please don't mind that detective, i've been drinking recently."
you slowly nod, "right." seonghwa sits at the side of his bed before patting the spot next to him, "let's sit here."
Front-seat chillin' with the window down
you were surprised to say the least. you'd always fantasize about this, but now that it were actuall happening to you, you felt yourself almost shy away at the offer.
wait, no. stay focused, m/n. this is not the time for all those dirty thought.
you nodded before taking a seat next to seonghwa, bed dipping at the weight of both of you.
I be ten toеs down on the dash, gettin' fast food
seonghwa turned to the bedside table where a bottle of wine and an empty glass stood, "let me pour you a drink, detective. it's been so lonely in this mansion since the tragic untimely passing of my dear theodore."
Hope you can handlе the heat,
you hummed as you watched the dark red liquid fall into the glass smoothly.
seonghwa passed you the glass as he stood up to get his own, "so, how is the investigation going?" you shrug, "we all think it's the maid."
seonghwa blinks in surprise, "the maid?"
put your name in the streets
"yeah, i mean she's the only one whose alibi is incomplete and she was acting so weird during the interrogation." you take a large gulp as he sighed.
your brows furrowed at the bitter taste on your tongue, isn't sauternes supposed to be sweet?
Get used to my fans lookin' at you
seonghwa smiles apologetically, "oh detective, i thought you were smarter than that."
"wha-" suddenly your head began to spin as your grip on the glass loosened. "detective?" you look over to seonghwa as your vision blurred, "uh-"
Fuck what they heard,
then, you fell backwards onto the mattress, red wine spilling all over your white blouse. "goodness!"
you groan as you tried to move, however proving to be futile as your limbs stayed dead still on the bed.
I don't fuck with them birds
"what's... what's hap-" your eyes widen as you look towards seonghwa, who you could see is smirking slightly.
"the wine,"
you breathed, "you drugged it." he giggled and turned towards you,
I'm a mean kitty,
"i knew you were clever detective." you eyes darted around his face in confusion, "but how? you had wine too-"
seonghwa smiles upon your realisation, "you... had your drink prepared." you groaned and stared up at the ceiling,
don't get stabbed with the rat tooth
"damn it! how did i miss that?" seonghwa stroked your arm as you shivered,
"it's absolutely alright, detective. not everyone can catch every single detail, not even you." you look into his eyes, expression unchanging.
Boys be mad that I don't fuck incels
"you think i don't know it's you, right?"
seonghwa perked up, "you know?"
Girls hate too, gun to their pigtail
you smirked, "of course i know. only the best detective in the city can figure that out." seonghwa bit his lip as he straddles you,
"you got some wine on you detective." ignoring you, he plucks a tissue from the box on the bedside table, "here, let me get it for you..."
I love you, I wanna big chill
you were surprised when he leaned down and licked a swipe from your collar to your jawline, making you groaned suddenly.
"god, you taste divine..." he went down once again and sucked at your adam's apple, licking and sucking as if it were his last meal.
Boy, don't trip, I'll split a big bill
you bit back moans as you gripped the sheets beneath you. he leaned higher into your ear and whispered,
Take you 'round the world,
"so what if i killed him? even for a smart man such as yourself, you won't be able to get physical evidence anyways."
they don't have to understand
pulling away, seonghwa's grin didn't falter even under your lustful gaze. "you knew theodore's lazy and never bothered to fix the old security cameras, that's why it only captures one-fourth of the full picture."
Rub it in their face, put a rock on her hand
seonghwa bit his lip excitedly as your smirk grew, "you used that as an advantage and dressed the maid in your clothes knowing people would mistake her for you as you two are similar in appearances."
seonghwa hummed as he began unbuttoning your blouse slowly, eyes never leaving yours. "you stayed back while she left at 3pm and killed theodore.
Baby, can you call me back?
afterwards, you left through the back and the person that came back at 4pm was indeed you. you purposely left out bits in her alibi so we'd blame her and forget about how you could've been a suspect too."
seonghwa clapped as you finished your speech, "100%, brilliant!" he clasped his hands together as he stares lovingly, "oh detective, do you even know why i killed theodore?"
I miss you
you shrugged, "probably cause he's a bad husband and doesn't give you love?" he hummed, "partly, but not exactly."
as he finishes unbuttoning the last button of your blouse, you shivered at the cold air hitting your chest as he admired your abdomen. it looks exactly like how i had imagined it.
It's so lonely in my mansion
"i did it because of you."
you blinked in surprise, "...me?"
seonghwa brushed a few strands of loose hair back, "yes, you! because i love you. ever since that day we met, i've never been able to stop thinking abut you."
Kissin' and hope they caught us (Ah)
seonghwa smiled apologetically, "i missed you so dearly that i found out it was the only way to see you again. plus i'd have gotten rid of the obstacle that separated us."
you tilt your head slightly, "but how are you sure i feel the same way?"
Whether they like or not (Not)
seonghwa chuckled, "i can tell since the drug had worn off a few minutes ago, yet you didn't move." your eyes widen as he teased,
I wanna show you off (Off)
"i wonder why?" you gulp as you feel seonghwa place his hands on top of yours before guiding them to his hips.
seonghwa slowly grinds into you as you let out a shaky breath. "what do you think your doing?" he bites his lip upon feeling your erection pressing against his own.
I wanna show you off (Off)
"i'm doing what we've both wanted for so, so long." he leans down and captures your lips in a heated kiss, one that is slow and sensual; what the both had longed for.
I wanna show you
you prodded yourself up with your elbows as your blouse slid off your shoulders, seonghwa felt heat rise to his cheeks when your grip on his hips tightened possessively. he pulled away breathing heavily,
"oh love, you have no idea how much i needed that."
Hold my hand
you stare into his eyes, taking everything in and not even blinking once. seonghwa squirms in his position on your lap as you let your hands slid up his dress, lifting the fabric higher.
you broke eye contact to look him up and down, breath getting heavier by the second. you saw in the corner of your eyes when seonghwa swallowed dryly.
you cooed and softly rubbed his thighs, "what's wrong, sweets?"
seonghwa avoided your worried gaze as he looks down at his hands, "i know the dress doesn't fit me like it used to..."
he tried sucking his stomach in, but the rolls only became more prominent, seonghwa bit his lip in embarrassment.
You can hit while they watch, boy
seonghwa had forgotten about himself as he was so focused on you, that's one of the reasons he liked you so much. you made him forget all about his flaws and imperfections.
your eyes widen at this newfound behaviour in seonghwa. never in your life had you imagined seonghwa to be so, so... insecure. in your eyes, he was this confident man with a rich husband and everything he ever wanted. however, it made you fall deeper in love with him. you adored that he was willing to show this new side to you.
you cupped his cheeks and tilted his head upwards to look at you, "hey... i think you look absolutely stunning today,"
Ah, sorry, I was takin' a sip of my root beer
you whispered before pressing your foreheads together as you sighed deeply, "you have no idea how badly i wanted to see you in that dress again..."
"really...?" seonghwa said, in uncertainty from his tone.
'Cause love is pain,
you didn't reply, only pulling him impossibly closer to you as you captured his lips again. seonghwa whined in response,
softly yanking at the hairs on your nape as your other hand went higher and higher into his dress.
but I need this shit (Yeah)
you could tell he was getting flustered from how hot his skin was getting. you let your tongues wander and fuse as you felt a string wrap around his hip, you smirked into the kiss and pulled away suddenly, leaving seonghwa panting and wanting for more.
We fuck too good when the bean kicks in
"wearing a thong? gosh, ms. park. and here i thought you were a woman of great dignity." seonghwa moaned quietly as you snapped the string of the thong, hitting against his skin.
Like Fortnite, I'ma need your skin (Yeah)
seonghwa grinds further, "how can i keep my legs closed when the man of my dreams is right here? of course i need to impress."
you felt your breath caught in your throat when seonghwa lifted his dress, revealing the white lacy thong that covered right over the mound of his erection,
Don't give a fuck where the penis been (Uh)
a wet splotch in the middle as his cock twitched. seonghwa watched as your eyes became more lidded, trailing up his body as if he were your feast.
you bit your lip upon seeing the small pudge of fat that spilled over the thong, "wow," you muttered breathlessly.
Boy, you're the one,
your mind went blank as you dipped your head down and nuzzled against the warm fat, squishing the meat at his hips.
seonghwa shrieks in horror as he tangled his fingers in your hair, a futile attempt to pull a man twice his size off of him.
you're the only man
"s-stop! get off me," seonghwa cried as his face flushed red, never had theodore done such things to him. it made butterflies flutter in the pit of his stomach.
Me and you on my OnlyFans
you pressed a few wet kisses against the plush flesh of his belly as seonghwa softly laid onto the bed. you pulled away and grinned at the man below you,
Holy cow,
"so pretty..." you kissed his inner thigh as seonghwa whined.
you're the Holy Trin'
"i want you now... please," seonghwa laid his arms next to his head, silently begging you to take his clothes off.
Hold me down when a hole need dick
you smirked, "yes, your highness."
seonghwa inhaled sharply as your slender fingers softly slid against his skin, moving upwards painfully slow as the fabric followed.
Be my security, it's your therapy
seonghwa whined, "come on, hurry!"
you only halted your movements and cooed at the male, "i don't want this pretty dress to tear, though." you teased. seonghwa thrashed in your hold as tears formed in the corners of his eyes,
With you, I ain't holding shit back
"please! we can get a new one-" you cut him off with a wet kiss as he tangled his hands in your hair once again. you groan into the kiss when his fingers yank at your scalp a little.
When I need my space, you give that
"but you said it's a custom made, remember?" you whispered against his lips. the littlest details you remembered about seonghwa made his stomach churn, unlike that damned theodore.
When he broke my heart, you fixed that
seonghwa stares at the string of saliva connected at yours and his bottom lip before looking back up at you, blushing as he realised you'd been staring at him the entire time.
With a long walk on the beach
"you still remembered?" he whispered softly.
you smirk as you brush his hair back, leaving butterfly kisses on the shell of his earlobes, making him shiver. "of course i remember,"
you gently knead his waist, "how can i forget?"
Love it when they honk-honk on the street (Beep)
you let your lips hover against his, but made no move to connect them together. you could hear seonghwa's uneven breath, making you chuckle softly.
"i remember everything," you kiss up his neck, "and i mean everything, about you."
When they see us zoom by in the Jeep (Yeah)
seonghwa whines before pulling your neck towards him suddenly. he pouts, "if you don't take off this damn dress now, i won't let you fuck me." you smirk and card your fingers through his slick-back hair,
We a whole damn joint, we a energy
"don't be so impatient, princess." seonghwa glares warningly as you chuckle softly, "alright, alright. i hope you're ready for what's next."
seonghwa couldn't even process anything as the dress was slipped off his body in one fast move, he shivered as the cold air hit his body.
Baby, we could just ride on our enemies
pushing him back onto the bed, you let your finger hover over his hole as seonghwa's cock twitched in his thong, calling for you. you leaned into his ear, "are you ready?"
They all wanna know how you get to me
seonghwa whined and pouted, "can't you just put it in now? i can't wait any longer for you, my love..." you couldn't resist his glossy puppy eyes and gave in, sighing.
however, seonghwa regretted his decision immediately upon seeing your huge cock spring out of your pants, hard with precum leaking at the tip. he shivered, "uh- i think i want to prepare first..."
Let 'em feel how they feel and be Philistines
you hold his chin with your thumb and index finger and tilt his head up, "backing down now? hm, i don't think so." letting go of your chin, you lined yourself up before gripping his hips roughly.
"ah- no! it-it'll rip...!" tears formed at the corner of seonghwa's eyes as you pushed in quickly, stretching him out in one go. seonghwa moaned whorishly when your tip hit his prostate with the first thrust, proving how big you really are.
'Cause this type of love's the epitome, said
seonghwa gripped the sheets beneath him as he arched his back, "ah! oh-oh my god... it- nghh- it's too much, m/n..."
Baby, you're literally capping to me right now
there was an animalistic glint in your eyes upon hearing your name roll out of his mouth, "say it again," you said simply.
"h-huh?" it was hard for seonghwa to focus on your words when your huge cock was damn near to poking through his stomach, the full feeling in his stomach made him dizzy.
Like why are you capping me?
"say my name again." you growled into his ear, seonghwa felt himself physically and mentally melt. you groaned lowly upon the warm feeling of seonghwa clenching onto you.
"m-m/n, fuck me!" he cried.
You just cap so hard, it's— I don't know what to do
you moaned when you heard your name again. your grip on his hips was so hard, seonghwa swore it'd bruise. suddenly, you pulled out and thrust back in quickly.
Kissin' and hope they caught us (Ah)
seonghwa screamed as he yanked at your hair, making you groan. his toes curled and thighs trembled, "oh! ngh, yeah- right there!"
Whether they like or not (Not)
seonghwa shivered when you buried your face into his neck, hot breath tickling his neck.
I wanna show you off (Off)
seonghwa loved this. he smirked at the knowledge that none of his friends that fantasised about you would ever have you like he did, they would pay millions and even consider leaving their own husbands to be beneath you.
I wanna show you off (Off)
but here seonghwa was, making love to the very same man most of his female friends hoped to have. the thought alone made him feel all giddy, how you chose him over any of those women.
I wanna brag about it (Yeah)
seonghwa was suddenly brought back to reality when you sucked at him neck, making him squirm. "mm,,, n-not there, ah!" seonghwa felt you smirk into his neck as he continued his harsh thrusts.
I wanna tie the knot (Knot)
tears rolled down seonghwa's cheek as he came untouched with you following soon after. you panted heavily as you looked down to admire your artwork, "i wish i could frame this exact moment, love."
seonghwa smirked, "that's not possible, but i hope you engrave this into your mind." you stroke his cheek, "you know i will."
I wanna show you off (Off)
you pulled out and watched your hot cum drip from his hole and onto the sheets, dampening it. you bit your lip as your cock became hard again just at the thought of breeding your beloved.
seonghwa gasped as you rubbed your erection against his entrance again, "w-what! again?" you nodded shamelessly and only nuzzled into his stomach, "but we just did it-"
seonghwa was cut off when you pushed yourself in again. he whimpered, still not getting used to your size. this time, seonghwa clung onto your back as you thrusted upwards. even though your thrusts were slow, each thrust hit against his prostate, making seonghwa's eyes roll back.
I wanna show you off (Off)
he cried as you sucked more hickies on his neck, his nails leaving angry red lines down your back as you only shivered. "ah... i'm gonna fill you up,"
seonghwa's eyes widen as he stares into your lust-filled ones, "i'm gonna make you carry my babies..." seonghwa moaned at the thought, overstimulated cock leaking obscene amounts of precum.
"that way, you'll be mine forever." seonghwa's vision began blurring as he muttered your name over and over, not even comprehending his or your words.
I wanna show you (Off)
"forever, forever, forever..." you mumbled again and again with each harsh thrust you sent. seonghwa whimpered as he closed his eyes, sounds of skin clapping and bed creaking filled the room.
anyone who passed by the room would know what was going on inside instantly, that's how loud and unholy the sounds were. but it turned seonghwa on to no end.
you smirked, "pretty baby..."
Yeah, yeah
leaning down, you suckle on seonghwa's nipple suddenly, making his body jolt. "h-hey! ah- not there, d- ngh! don't..." seonghwa's back arched as you bit down onto his chest, the pleasure of your thrusts and the pain of your teeth clashing together.
I wanna show you off (Off)
pulling away, you smile at your teeth mark you left around his nipple. you tutted, "i can't leave the other one unattended, right?"
I wanna show you off (Off)
seonghwa gulped as you attached yourself to his other nipple, pulling it with your teeth. seonghwa cried and whimpered as he sunk his head back onto the soft pillow below his head, hands gripping your arms as he twitched and trembled.
I wanna show you (Yeah)
seonghwa felt your cock twitch and thrusts grow sloppy as you slowly reached your orgasm, him following.
a few more thrusts was all it took before you released your second load into seonghwa. he responded by moaning and arching his back, mesmerised by the warm feeling invading his stomach as he came in long, white ropes.
Yeah, yeah
you thrust a few more times as you came down from your high before pulling out. seonghwa whimpered at the sudden empty feeling, feeling your cum slowly flow out of his hole.
I wanna show you off (Off)
you collapse next to seonghwa, wrapping him in the thick blanket before spooning the male. "do you wanna clean up?" you ask.
seonghwa shook his head and nuzzled into your neck, "stay for the night, please." you grinned and kissed the top of his head, "what kind of person would i be if i left?"
I wanna show you off (Off)
you two laid in silence for a few minutes before you spoke up, "marry me." seonghwa's eyes widen as he sat up immediately, hair a mess as his cheeks flush red.
"a-are you serious?" you chuckled and cupped his cheeks, "yes, i am." seonghwa bit his lip worriedly, "b-but what about theodore, what do i do? what do you do? what-"
I wanna show you
you cut off his rambling by kissing him lovingly. the kiss filled with nothing but pure love and yearning for the other, "i'll take care of it, so don't worry your pretty little head about it."
you intertwine your hands with seonghwa's when he sniffled, pressing your foreheads together.
Hold my hand
"i love you, park seonghwa." he nodded as his bottom lip trembled,
"or should i say, l/n seonghwa?"
You can hit while they watch, boy
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disco-elysium-via-polls · 1 year ago
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Well, now we need to ask around about the lady driver. Tommy is the closest.
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TOMMY LE HOMME - "Make way for the master poet!" He greets you with a nod.
"I heard that one of the drivers is a woman, but I haven't seen her around. Do you know this *lady driver*?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "I don't want to talk about that..." He shifts around, suddenly uncomfortable, then looks away.
"Why, do you know something? What is it?"
"I don't mean to pry, but I need your help -- she may be involved with the drug business."
"Okay, let's change the subject then."
TOMMY LE HOMME - "Man, I was hoping it wasn't gonna be her..." He bites his lip. "All I can say is: she isn't around here anymore; she isn't some evil drug-trafficker; and I don't know where she is."
"I asked you who's conducting the drug trade. You said you didn't *know*. Now you're saying you do."
"Who is this person? What's her name?"
"Who is she to you?"
"What does she look like?"
"When did she leave?" (Move on.)
TOMMY LE HOMME - "I didn't, man -- I told you, I was *hoping* it's not her. That she wouldn't be mixed up in it."
EMPATHY [Easy: Success] - He still is -- hoping. It's just wishful thinking on his part, not trickery.
DRAMA [Medium: Success] - It's true. We would have caught a lie. But... a *kind* heart is tricky.
2. "Who is this person? What's her name?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "Thank god I *don't know*. People here call her 'the lady driver.' She kept her name a secret. From me, too. Now I see why."
3. "Who is she to you?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "A friend? An acquaintance. I don't know... She was the only person in this damn jam I could talk to. She's someone I don't want to rat out to the law, okay?"
4. "What does she look like?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "A young-ish woman. Gruff, but... in a cool way."
KIM KITSURAGI - "What colour hair?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "Blue and violet, dyed." He answers reluctantly. "It was violet when she got here. Blue before she went."
LOGIC [Easy: Success] - Then she may have dyed it again.
5. "When did she leave?" (Move on.)
TOMMY LE HOMME - "Damn, I don't wanna..." He looks you straight in the eye. "Please just let it go. Whatever she did, it can't be that bad. She's not a bad person, I know that much."
KIM KITSURAGI - "We can't just *let it go*. It's part of a police investigation."
TOMMY LE HOMME - "That's how it always is with you, isn't it? All part of the investigation..." He shakes his head. "The girl's *troubled* -- if you hunt her down, she may not survive it. I can't have that on my conscience."
KIM KITSURAGI - "It won't come to that. We won't pursue her on this. This is information only."
TOMMY LE HOMME - "I don't believe you."
"Believe us. It really is."
"You said she's *troubled* -- how?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "I just can't, man. I'm not *naive*."
"You said she's *troubled* -- how?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "She's got the *darkness* in her. That young person's darkness when you think it's all over. And you're looking for a way *out*."
KIM KITSURAGI - "She shared this with you?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "Yes, which is why I don't want to *snitch* on her."
"It's not *snitching*. It's just a few *questions*."
"C'mon, man. Life is just a joke."
"I was told *everyone's* afraid of her. You're not?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "It's snitching, man. I know what it is."
"I was told *everyone's* afraid of her. You're not?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "I heard the rumours. I saw the others drivers looking at me *strange* when we talked. And she told me too -- that she's had a violent life. But I wasn't afraid of her, more like *for* her."
KIM KITSURAGI - "Did this violent life include drug trafficking?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "Well..." He sighs. "It looks like it did *now* -- but we didn't talk about that. We talked about life, you know. She talked about her mind..."
"Hold on. Her mind?"
"When she left, did she leave her lorry behind?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "The way it worked. The trouble it was giving her."
"When she left, did she leave her lorry behind?"
TOMMY LE HOMME - "Fuck, man... Go grill someone else with these questions, okay? There are plenty of drivers here who couldn't stand her. Or were *afraid* of her. They'd be more than happy to rat her out."
REACTION SPEED [Easy: Success] - He's right, there are other options -- the raceman, for one.
EMPATHY [Easy: Success] - Push Tommy and it will break his heart -- and his spirit. Don't expect you to be pals.
"Put yourself in my shoes. I need this for another investigation too -- it's important, I can't blow it."
"She's a suspect and I need you to tell me where she is. Or I can't finish the investigation. (Force Tommy.)
"Fine, I will drop the matter for now." (Find another way.)
TOMMY LE HOMME - "You're not gonna put a bullet in your head if you blow it, are you? 'Cause she's on the *edge*, man."
INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] - Imagine it. An explosion. Of *stars*. Good bye world of men, money and machines...
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cuuno-moved · 2 years ago
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leaving
a disco elysium fic
ao3 link
fanfic taglist: @gardenergulfie @autisticzedaph @asterthecalico @hoimycraft
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"Do you think you're a good person?"
It takes a moment for the question to register, and a moment longer for you to react, looking up from your notebook to squint at the lady driver, who was standing by the open window of your lorry, her arms crossed, her eyes squinted.
It was late- late enough that the Hardie Boy party seemed to have ended, and you'd been in the sort of half-awake haze that comes with a half-finished cigarette at this time of night.
"What do you mean?" You ask, trying not to slur or drool. "Um… a good person?"
"Just answer the question," She said, thickly, in the exact tone of voice people use when they have something they want to hear. "Are you a good person?"
"I-" You hesitate, thinking, but she starts to turn to leave, so you, desperately, spit out, "Is anyone?"
"What do- what does that mean?" She laughs a bit, humorlessly. "What are you talking about now, Le Homme?"
"Is anyone a good person? Like, everyone has some lies or something to confess to, right?"
She laughed at that, of course, a bit more genuinely. "A lie or something? You sound insane. What's your lie-or-something?"
"I'm not telling you."
She snorted, a short, derisive sound that manages to both raise your spirits and lower your self esteem as she reached up on tiptoes to stick her arm through the window to grab your cigarette, taking a slow drag and exhaling the smoke in a rush.
"It might make you a better person."
You hum at that, tilting your head back and forth in thought. "Maybe, but it also might not."
She nodded, slowly. "You wanna know something?"
"Yeah?"
"I think you might be the best person in this traffic jam," She says, and the way she says it makes you think she's put a lot of thought into this. "Even though the bar is real real low."
"Thank you," You say, a little bit surprised. You open your mouth to say you think she's a good person too, but something makes you pause. "I… you don't seem like a liar."
She smiles, her mouth twisting grotesquely. "I don't?"
"No."
"You don't even know my name."
"I don't have to," You say, simply. "There's real lies and there's lies of omission, and lies of omission don't count."
She huffs at that, amused. "Alright, Le Homme."
"Lefitte," You find yourself saying. "Jerry Lefitte."
She blinks, then grins. "Jerry. You have a family, yeah?"
"I do," You say, and you find yourself smiling at the thought. "A wife and kids."
"That's sweet," You can see her relax a bit, making herself more at home in the moment, and you smile. "They live near here?"
"No," You exhale. "They live out in Laurentide."
"Out-" She exhaled, her eyebrows going up. "Oh. Yeah, that's a ways out."
"It really is," You chuckle. "I… miss them a lot."
You don't think you've ever said that, not out loud, not as simple as that. You've waxed poetic on them, you've described them in every way you could, but you've never simply admitted that you miss them.
"I bet." She says, simply.
There's a pause, before you sigh, reaching out for your cigarette. She hands it back. "Do you think you're a good person, ma'am?"
"Ma'am?" She laughs, incredulously. "No, I don't. I don't think I'm a good person at all."
"Mm," You say. "I'm sorry, I hope that changes."
There's a longer pause, one that presses on your chest, before she sighs, reaching into the pocket of her cargo pants. "You're a smart young man."
"Am I?"
"You are," She pulls something out, a set of keys. "I'm heading out of town for a bit, can you please keep an eye on my lorry for me?"
You stare at her.
"Please," She says. "I don't trust anyone else with it."
"You- you hardly know me- what about Titus, or- or-"
"Titus is… he's my best friend, but he can't do this. You can."
You hesitate, before opening your door. This feels like the kind of thing you need to be standing for.
Your boots hit the ground hard, but you don't stumble, staring down at her. She's a lot smaller and older than you thought, the lights from the Whirling-In-Rags cutting lines across her face.
After a moment, you hold out your hand. Wordlessly, she drops her keys in it.
"Thank you, Jerry," She says. "It means a lot."
"You'll come back, right?"
"Of course," She lies, and somehow you know you'll never see her again. "It won't be long."
You could have stopped her or delayed her or something.
You didn't.
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kiruuuuu · 2 years ago
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I really hope you make more Recruitverse fics one day, because it's honestly a CRIME to leave it on "and that 'we', once again, doesn't Include Jojo." like KIRU PLEASE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
WELL, @noivoom, you are absolutely correct that I cannot leave my five idiots there! Your ask(s) were actually a large reason why I wrote some more recruitverse a while ago and now I'm finally getting around to posting it 😊 I hope you enjoy it 💝
It's from Shay's POV and also part of my ongoing advent calendar - this is day 5 ❄ (Rating T, chaos as usual with some emotional hurt, ~7.3k words)
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The message comes out of absolutely nowhere.
Well, kind of. They have been exchanging texts all day, so receiving another one is hardly out of the ordinary, but it’s the content that catches Shay unaware: btw my flatmates are both gone tonite wanna come over?
And oh boy, does he ever. There’s no need for a saucy wink or an aubergine emoji, the intention is a flashing neon sign Shay plans to heed. Admittedly, Jojo’s coaching sensitised him to the topic and the simple rhyme of ‘home alone, she wants to bone’ stuck in his head so well he found himself scribbling it down in his notes absent-mindedly, earning him a stern talking-to by Thatcher of all people (and that’s a conversation he never wants to have again, ta very much), but all this doesn’t matter because it’s finally going to happen. They’re gonna do it. He’s going to get with a girl he really likes.
“I can’t believe it”, Valenti speaks up from the other corner of the locker room. Shay’s mind is so filled with everything Brittany-related that he instantly assumes everyone must be sharing his excitement and blurts out a thrilled: “I know, isn’t it amazing?!”
Three aghast faces turn in his direction, while Gian’s eyes are glued to the floor. They don’t look like they’re talking about Brit at all, oddly enough.
“Shay, shut up”, hisses Jojo – which, fine, he’s been holding a grudge over something Shay must’ve done a while ago as he genuinely can’t remember what it is, so his dismissive attitude comes as no surprise, but Ivan merely shaking his head in disapproval clues him in. Something bad has happened.
Hopefully not so bad that it cockblocks him. He quickly taps an enthusiastic reply before joining the others with an appropriately grim expression. “Can we do anything about it?”, he wants to know, because he’s first and foremost interested in a solution. A solution means he can leave early, and leaving early means he’ll get to see Brit sooner, and seeing her sooner means -
“You don’t know what is problem”, Ivan states, and of course he’s right.
The only one who takes pity on him is Gian, even paler than usual: “Through a series of unfortunate events, Jagriwo came into possession of my notebook.”
“Who?”
“You’ve really lived under a fucking rock this past month, haven’t you”, Jojo snipes at him again with more vitriol than Shay is used to, “I’ve been barred from saying ‘Jacob Griffin-Worthington’ all the time, so we’re calling him Jagriwo now. A name just as unintelligible as the asshole himself.”
“Ah, alright”, Shay nods, since it makes perfect sense, and only then does it hit him with the full force of a lorry: their self-declared nemesis somehow stole the very book holding all of Gian’s most intimate thoughts – or so Shay assumes. He’s never actually read a single line from it as he supposes it’s like a diary, personal and private. Valenti once reported accidentally skimming over a page and not understanding a thing, so it might be written in code, who knows. In any case, this is bad news. “This is bad news”, he states for everyone else’s benefit.
“We’re past the stage of shock and impotent rage already”, Valenti waves him aside, “it’s time for a plan. How do we get it back? Ideally before the prick reads it?”
“It is possible he remains unaware of the confused bags”, Gian replies with vague hope, “he and I carry the same make. Has he not yet unpacked his, we might -”
Just then, an eerie sing-song reaches their ears in the distance, uttered by an uncomfortably familiar voice: “Hey mo-rons! Come look what I ha-ave!”
They grimace in unison. There’s little better at uniting them than a common enemy, and the annoying wanker facilitates it immensely. “Guess that answers the question”, Valenti speaks what they all think. “Let’s go see what he wants.”
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“Aren’t you guys a sight for sore eyes, thank you for turning up so obediently”, Jacob Griffin-Worthington drawls in an overdone posh accent, probably thinking it makes him sound cool. Their two groups are opposite each other in the already cramped changing room now, Jacob’s posse having joined them after Jojo willingly communicated their location – there’s four other henchpeople flanking Jacob left and right, two of which Shay knows a little. He wonders whether Jacob chose to make four friends in total to match them, just in case they’d ever have a dramatic one-on-one fight involving personal vendettas and experts in the same field clashing against each other.
“As I understand, I have a little something you would like back”, their fellow recruit continues and waves the familiar object in front of him, the small leather-bound book they’ve all seen a million times whenever Gian jotted down random thoughts or the events of the day or possibly tomorrow’s weather. It remains a mystery to Shay. “And I’m very interested in hearing what you’re willing to offer me in return.”
“So you’re blackmailing us”, Valenti summarises succinctly.
“Let’s not put it in those terms, this is merely a friendly … exchange, I would say, after all -”
“Are you doing this because you’re jealous that we’re actual friends?”, Shay blurts out and experiences a satisfying touch of vindication when their collective nemesis falters.
“Uh, no, I’m just -” And before he can regain his composure, Ivan Ivanovic has stepped forward and snatched the notebook out of his hand.
The ten of them stare at each other for a long moment. Ivan hands the book to Gian, who immediately shoves it into his pocket. Jojo performs a very rude gesture with both hands, reciprocating Shay’s grin once he notices it.
“Don’t think I didn’t take any photos!”, Jacob threatens with the pathos of a small child.
“Break his phone, too, Ivanko.”
“I do not like to destroy private property.”
“Oh, since when do you Reds care about that?”
Jagriwo’s comment earns him a dark look. “I do not extend same courtesy to noses.”
“What do you even want?”, Gian tries to move the conversation along. “What do we possess that you desire?”
This time, the others shift and exchange quick glances, the lone girl speaking up in Jacob’s stead: “You got into South Carolina. We want it.”
Oh.
Yeah, fair enough, Shay gets it – there’s a limited amount of spaces for the special training course in SC and Thatcher asked them to apply for it in groups, which explains why Jacob suddenly surrounded himself with these cronies to form a team of five. Until just now, they didn’t even know their nemesis wasn’t selected. No wonder his mood is this rotten. “You can have it, honestly”, Shay replies easily, shrugging; he’s not keen on the camp anyway, it sounds like way too much work.
Instantly, Valenti fixes him with a disbelieving stare. “No he can’t!”
“Didn’t you say it was a kindergarten trip for dummies who haven’t passed Rainbow boot camp yet?”
“But that was before I knew they didn’t get in!”
“I’ll gladly give up our spot”, Jojo agrees. “If they wanna crawl around in the mud for three weeks, let them.”
“They don’t even deserve it. If they weren’t chosen, they shouldn’t go.”
“Excuse me?!”, Jagriwo interjects, incensed, “You guys have been licking Thatcher’s and Sledge’s boots, which is the only reason you got accepted and we didn’t!”
“Allow me to correct”, Gian joins in as well now, “we lost a wager and involuntarily tended to their every need as a result. It was far from an attempt to ingratiate ourselves.”
“We betted that Valenti could go week without arguing during training”, Ivan adds with a side glance towards the very same.
“Hey, I tried to let it go, but that simply wasn’t how boules is played, you don’t try to hit your opponent in the head with -”
“This is why we lost bet”, Ivan interrupts the angry Frenchman, indicating him in his entirety. Which only fuels his anger.
“You know, this isn’t the time, but let me educate you on the sports of my people. It’s a long-standing tradition and I’ve played it with my sisters on every single one of our -”
“Just take our spot and we’re even”, Jojo addresses the slightly lost-looking recruits opposite them and Shay is all for it – the faster they get this resolved, the earlier he can ditch everyone.
“They don’t deserve it!”
“Do we not?” Jacob is genuinely miffed now. “How about a competition, huh? We’ll figure out which group is better at their jobs, and the winner gets to go to SC. If you win, I’ll delete the photos. If we win, we’ll get to do what we want with Giovanni’s notebook. And trust me, I’ve found things in there some of you would prefer to remain secret.”
Oh no. He hit Valenti right in the competitiveness, there’s no way he’ll let this go. They exchange a few glances, the upset Frenchman predictably determined, Ivan curious and Gian fatalistic. That’s two in favour already, and Jojo suddenly seems to have changed his mind and doesn’t look willing to concede anything anymore either. Odd. Normally, Shay would be on his side and ready to fight these tossers in a heartbeat, but today…
“I’m kinda busy”, he mutters apologetically, sparking an outraged expression on at least two of his friends’ faces.
“This is our chance to outdo these self-important wankers!”, Valenti hisses.
“You know we can still hear you, right?”
“Fine. Let’s do competition”, Ivan agrees on their behalf and with that, their fate is sealed.
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“This is all my fault”, Gian sighs into their midst as they’re huddled together for warmth next to the running track. Winter is in full swing and while they’re not blessed with any more snow, the icy temperatures make for a poor substitute.
“Doesn’t matter, we need to talk strategy now”, Valenti shoots back. “What do we know about them?”
They’ve decided on five disciplines embodying skills all operators are expected to excel in, though Jacob invented a few extra rules: the teams can choose each other’s champion and nobody can be picked twice. Shay very much suspects that each team is secretly relieved about that last rule as they both have a weakest link.
… though he’s not entirely sure which one is theirs. Ivan Ivanovic surpasses them in nearly everything, Valenti comes very very close, Jojo is a skilled shooter, fighter and amazing with electronics, and Gian is just a jack of all trades, really. So Shay can’t really pick who’s worst.
“I don’t even know who the fuck they are.” Jojo is eyeing their opponents critically. “I know Jagriwo, but the rest?”
“The thin bloke with the full beard is Whip”, Shay offers his limited knowledge. “We got accepted at the same time and he’s alright unless you’re up against him, then he’s scary. I wouldn’t go with him for this.”
“How about the Asian? She is tiny”, Ivan suggests to which Gian shakes his head emphatically.
“I have had the misfortune of sparring with her in the past and though her physique is not the most imposing, she makes up for it in ferocity. I would only wish her on my worst enemy.”
“Jagriwo is a beast and that one dude is way too tall”, Valenti decides, “so it’ll have to be the Spanish guy. What’s his name again?”
“Maradona.” Since Shay has loosely hung out with most of the other recruits, he remembers some names here and there. “He’s Spanish, called Diego and a football fanatic, they had to give him that nickname.”
“Maradona it is then.” They shrug, unsure of what to expect, and turn to their adversaries to announce their choice.
“Your funeral”, Jacob Griffin-Worthington grins. “We’ll nominate Rogers.”
“Looks like they haven’t seen me fight”, Shay comments as Gian sighs and prepares to actually throw hands for his diary – Shay fancies himself the worst hand-to-hand combatant in all of the SAS and wears that title with pride. It’s not easy to stand out in their organisation.
“Darling, everyone has seen you fight. Mostly because you make the weirdest noises when trying to punch someone, so you draw a lot of attention.”
Jojo and he exchange a quick smile that warms his heart despite the biting air invading their lungs. The whole situation has an absurd aura, he’s pretty sure Jagriwo cares about this way too much and will probably harp on about their defeat forever (in case they lose, which doesn’t seem that unlikely), but for the first time in months, if not years, Shay is too disconnected from their shenanigans to bring himself to get into it. His thoughts are with Brit as are his priorities, and so he hopes all this will be over soon.
That said, Gian and his opponent have only just entered the ring they drew in the half-frozen mud, getting into position. The first challenge is about strength as much as it is about technique: leave the ring or fall to the ground, you’re out. A clever grip could mean victory just like a hard shove would, and the champions are of similar build and height, granting no obvious advantage. Gian blocks the kick aimed at his thigh and is, in turn, hindered himself before the two circle each other, cheered on by their respective teams. When next they lock arms, Shay realises this could take a while.
“Did you forget to get rid of your venomous snake?”, Shay asks when he spots Dante’s head poking out of Gian’s sleeve, likely wondering what the fuss is about and being confronted with a close-up of Maradona’s face.
The Spaniard no doubt catches sight of the snake and lets out an unmanly shriek followed by a defensive jump backwards – right outside the assigned ring.
Total silence for a few seconds. Nobody seems sure how to react, Jagriwo’s expression is utterly dumbfounded and his team isn’t faring any better.
“Let’s get a move on then, lads.” And before anyone can even think about complaining, Shay turns and strides away. He’s got places to be.
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“Alright. The second challenge is all about technology. We may use it every day, but do you actually understand the devices you’re using?” Jacob Griffin-Worthington is probably going for a tension-building game show host of some sort though it’s obvious he’s shaken up by Gian’s near-instant victory half an hour ago. His group is falling apart, the only woman not even listening to him anymore and instead texting incessantly, Maradona and Whip still arguing quietly in the background – only the Swiss recruit whose name still eludes Shay is reticent as always, staring them down with a scowl surpassing even Valenti’s on a bad day.
“Just tell us what to do”, sighs the very same, visibly done with Jagriwo’s theatrics.
“No time for a little pizazz, hm?”
“Not when you’re basically blackmailing us into this, no.”
“Whatever.” Like a professional bully, the Englishman ignores the accusations and sets a laptop onto the table between them. They’ve relocated to the canteen, accepting the risk of getting spotted – not that they’re doing anything illicit, but if they ran across Thatcher he’d surely find a way of making them do work regardless of what it is they’re currently up to. “This belongs to Blitz. Don’t ask how I got it, I have my ways.” He wiggles his eyebrows and absolutely nobody is impressed. Everyone knows Blitz forgets his stuff everywhere all the time. “Whoever is chosen as champion has to crack the password and access the laptop under Blitz’ own account.”
“Why would we need to know how to do that?”, Valenti complains, not noticing how Jagriwo’s brows rise at the indignation in his voice.
“Guess we’ve already found our champion.”
Shay is just happy he doesn’t have to do this or else he’d probably end up disappointing Jojo even more. There’s something going on with him, their interactions don’t come as natural as they used to and Shay is convinced it’s his own fault. Because he can’t imagine Jojo doing anything wrong.
“Who should we elect?”, Gian mutters after they’ve withdrawn into their private circle. He’s livelier now, owed most likely to the fact that he won his round. “Jagriwo himself seems too knowledgeable and besides, I presume his real weaknesses lie elsewhere. I can only assume Whip acquired his soubriquet from the idiom ‘sharp as a whip’, therefore I would rule him out also.”
“How about woman now? She might be physically gifted, but electronics?”
As if on cue, they all turn around to stare at the Asian-American who looks thoroughly done with the incessantly whining and gesticulating Maradona. She seemed to have made the mistake of advising him to drop the subject, which he took personally and is now chewing her ear off while she stares at her phone screen even more pointedly. When Whip nudges her, she glances up, realises her opponents are looking at her, and the slight panic in her expression gives her away.
“I’m in favour”, Jojo mutters. “If only to get her away from that annoying blabbermouth. Nobody deserves that.”
“We’re choosing her”, Valenti announces, to which the short woman grimaces. “Okay, so how do we do this?”
“You each get increments of half an hour during which you can do whatever you want with the laptop. If you don’t manage to get into it, it’ll be passed over to the other person. Only your time counts: whoever does it fastest by their own time wins.”
“Are we allowed to talk?”, Jojo wants to know innocently.
“Sure, whatever. You can go first if you want.”
Shay’s best friend nods at Valenti. “Go for it. I’ll talk you through it.” And before Jacob Griffin-Worthington can object, Jojo has already pulled up the instructions on his phone and started guiding Valenti on what to do.
Well. Looks like they have it covered. Gian and Ivanko seem intent on listening and learning, but Shay has no mental capacity for a proper lecture today, so he wanders a little until Whip joins him and the two of them catch up on what’s been happening in their lives recently. Idly, they watch as Maradona throws another tantrum about how what Jojo is doing is cheating while Jagriwo tries unsuccessfully to argue with Ivan Ivanovic that Maradona is right (and he might as well have started a discussion with a brick wall, there’s no reasoning with the Russian if he does not want to be reasoned with).
Eventually, the opposing champion takes a seat next to Shay and eyes him curiously. “What’s your name again?”
“I’m Shay, howya. What’s yours?”
“Anna.” She looks up briefly to frown in the direction of the very loud, very oblivious group of fellow recruits. “This whole thing is stupid, isn’t it.”
“Yep.” Shay catches a glimpse of the brightly-coloured screen in her hands and adds: “Oh, I have that game. Wanna play a round together?”
“Yeah, alright. Whip, wanna join?”
And so the three of them spend about twenty-six minutes peacefully murdering waves of zombies while Valenti nearly starts crying from the pressure. Shay would feel bad for him, but really, it’s his own fault. Ultimately.
“Think it’s my turn”, Anna sighs when her leader barks her name in disbelief, immediately berating her when she joins their bubble again about ‘consorting with the enemy’ and ‘failing to prepare’ as well as ‘sabotaging the only people who care about her’ or something similarly ludicrous, to which she simply replies: “Shut up. I got this.” And with that, she marches right out of the canteen. Leaving behind a dumbstruck Jagriwo, a still expressionless Swiss bloke and a furious Spaniard.
“She’s nice”, Shay comments, to which Whip nods.
“Yeah. No idea why she hangs around with us.”
Jojo and Valenti are still celebrating when Shay joins up with them again, both of them looking like they just ran a marathon. “That was the coolest thing I’ve ever done”, Valenti beams, “and I never wanna do it again. But Shay, did you see, I was like a hacker in the films, all focused and cool and -”
“Is she… coming back?”, Gian wonders quietly as Valenti continues bubbling over in excitement.
About five minutes later, Anna does indeed come back. She makes a beeline for the laptop, types something in, presses enter and presents a now unlocked laptop to everyone.
Suddenly, Valenti and Jojo look like they’re going to lose their minds.
“I asked Jäger”, she shrugs. “Told him Blitz forgot his password again and sent me to get it. No lie, the IT security in here stinks.”
For a moment, it seems like Jacob Griffin-Worthington is about to propose to her, until Ivanko decides to poke the bear again and asks: “Is that cheating?”
Maradona bitches the entire way to the shooting range and Shay admires him for his lung capacity.
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The following challenge passes by quickly and rather uneventfully: sharpshooting is the required skill, so Shay advises them to pick Whip for this as he knows the Welshman is notoriously bad at it. Their adversaries choose Jojo, not that it matters much as the only one of their group who’s miles ahead would be Valenti while the rest is somewhere close in skill. And though Jojo wins, the two of them end up almost evenly matched, to Shay’s surprise. It might have something to do with the few sentences Jagriwo mutters at Jojo in a voice so low nobody else hears, but when Shay asks about it afterwards, his best friend assures him that it had nothing to do with his bad performance – he claims he was still exhausted from the mental exercise during the previous challenge.
Odd yet again, but Shay doesn’t pry. He does notice Jojo’s hands shaking, however, which happens when he’s under a lot of emotional stress. He wishes he knew what was going on so he could help in any way. The only thing he can do is compliment Jojo’s hair to which the German looks at him like he just sprouted an additional head.
Well. He tried.
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As soon as it’s obvious where they’re headed, Valenti falls back and surrounds himself with his own group. “Obstacle course”, he speaks what they’re all thinking. “There’s no doubt they’ll pick you, Shay, they have no choice, Ivan holds the record among us recruits. That means if we win this next one, it’s three out of five for us – it’ll be over. Now, I happen to know that Jagriwo’s best time is worse than yours, Shay, so we have a real shot at ending it right here, right now.”
“Of course you would know everybody’s times”, Ivanko comments with a grin, letting out an uncharacteristic chuckle when Valenti jabs him in the side with an elbow. “Do not worry. Even if you do not win, Shay, I will.”
Despite his assurance, Valenti’s words resonate with Shay: he could actually put an end to this madness. That means visiting Brittany sooner, which means -
“Don’t listen to him, darling, you got this. Make me proud.” Jojo’s voice is strained and still he manages a slight smile which is even more motivation. Yeah, Shay will do his best. He’ll win this round and therefore the whole silly game, he’ll get to do the do with his girlfriend, and he’ll make his best friend proud. A win-win-win situation, his favourite.
It’s much too fast from there: as expected, Shay is chosen while they pick Jacob in turn, the two of them get changed and warm up and suddenly, they’re next to each other at the starting line, Shay’s heart pounding in his chest as he considers the consequences of failing. Despite not caring much about the overall contest, now it’s his own skills on the line which doesn’t leave him cold; he relishes competition, or else he never would’ve made it here. A healthy nervousness has taken hold of him, a heightened state of mind, he’s alert and keenly aware of his entire body the way he is when on a mission.
He’s ready.
“If you lose, I’ll tell you a secret”, Jacob Griffin-Worthington says out of the corner of his mouth, making Shay frown in confusion.
“I don’t wanna know any of your secrets”, he responds, and then someone yells GO and his body moves of its own accord, springing into action with practised ease. He can’t count the times he’s run this course, to various degrees of success: when he was brand new and still bouncing between groups in Rainbow, he remembers how daunting he found this exercise, shivering even at the mention of it. It’s brutal, a demanding mix of precision and pure speed, horizontal and vertical movement, arm- and legwork. Most of his muscles used to burn for days after an intensive training unit here, and now he could probably do it in his sleep.
He’s off to a head start, his long legs a big advantage on the early sprints as well as shorter jumps, but as soon as climbing starts being involved, Jagriwo makes up ground. Shay concentrates on his breathing, the placement of hands and feet, the icy air in his lungs. Vaguely, he can hear his teammates cheering him on, and though he pays next to no attention to it, he somehow notices Jojo’s voice missing in the chorus. Odd. But Shay doesn’t have the luxury of worrying about it.
By the half-point, he’s still ahead and plans to stay there, Jacob not too far behind but audibly struggling where Shay has good reserves to fall back on. The ground is an active obstacle, an unpredictable mixture of mud and frozen bits, making Shay regret a few times not cushioning a fall more. Regardless, he’s doing great and getting closer to the goal by the second, keeping his panting to a minimum, instead opting for a steady pace, and then he slips on an ice patch.
It’s a mean one, he can tell instantly, the moment his foot just whooshes out from under him instead of providing support he knows he’s well and truly fucked. He manages an undignified squawk somewhere on the way down and instinctively brings his arms up, but even they can’t stop his head from smacking right onto the frozen soil. The loss of balance feels like a drop out of a fourth floor window, only much faster, and so he’s much too disoriented to get up and try to keep running, instead opting to blearily stare at crystal-covered blades of grass right next to his nose and contemplate existence.
Looks like he won’t make Jojo proud after all. Especially not with this splitting headache.
There’s cheering going on somewhere, exacerbating the pounding in his temples, and he understands right away that Jagriwo made it, that he was beaten. Someone pats his back with more force than necessary.
“Can you get up?”
He blinks up at two Ivans and stretches out his hand, getting pulled up with next to no input from himself and swaying unsteadily while holding on to the Russian. “My head hurts”, he mumbles, trying to correct his blurry vision. “I’m sorry. I didn’t make it.”
“You were at record pace, too. You had chance to beat my time.” Ivan Ivanovic inspects him for a moment, eventually deciding that he’s fine, so Shay stops worrying. If he’d been bleeding badly or anything like it, Ivanko would tell him.
It’s only then that he realises Ivan is the only one who came to his aid: Jojo, Gian and Valenti seem to be talking insistently among each other, with Jojo looking pale and shaking his head a lot. This isn’t right. “Ivanko, what’s going on with Jojo?”
A small pause. The Russian pats his back again. “Better get changed. You will catch cold.”
Shay doesn’t think thicker clothes will help with the vague frost settling in his insides. He doesn’t know what’s wrong. He’s not sure he wants to.
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Though it’s getting late, the sun nonetheless shines down on their stupid little contest. By now, most of them are grumpy for various reasons, several pairs have formed and emit unintelligible grumbling as they complain about this or that, and despite Jacob Griffin-Worthington’s steadfast refusal to admit this whole thing was pretty pointless, even he seems to be losing the spring in his step. Regardless, he trudges on, leading them to the canal for some reason.
“Last challenge”, he proclaims loudly, ignoring a few passers-by giving them odd looks. “This is the one who decides the winner! It’s as gruelling as it is straightforward: submerge yourself up to your neck in the icy water. The one who stays in there the longest wins.”
Suddenly, Shay is extremely glad he was chosen for the obstacle course, even if he doesn’t appreciate the pulsing headache. Below them, the river seems deceptively pleasant, the water calm and clear – but it couldn’t be any warmer than just above 0°C. This is a daunting task for pretty much everyone.
“We don’t really have a choice who to pick”, Valenti shrugs, equally eager to be done as most of them are. “Go for it, Swiss dude.”
“My name is Köbi”, comes a quiet reply from the taciturn recruit, prompting Jojo of all people to reply: “Yeah well nobody can pronounce that.”
“Wait, wait, what are you doing?!” Jagriwo has noticed Ivan Ivanovic unzipping his jacket in preparation of the challenge. “It’s not your turn, mate, you’ve already gone. We choose – wait, who do we choose?”
His group exchanges confused glances until Whip speaks up: “He’s the only one left.”
Their leader turns away from their adversaries to hiss a very audible: “But then we lose. Ivan can’t be allowed to do this.”
“Try and stop me.” Ivanko keeps piling clothes onto a helpless Valenti as if all of this was just another Tuesday, unlacing his boots with practised ease.
It is now that Jagriwo seems to realise what everyone else has understood before they walked all the way to the river: he’s lost. With Ivan left as their last champion, there’s nothing he could throw his way that would tip the scales in his favour. Valenti’s triumphant grin from behind Ivanko’s folded-up trousers conveys as much.
“I, uh, wasn’t finished explaining the rules of this challenge”, he tries to delay the inevitable, floundering, “you also have to, um -”
“Let us go in.” Ivanko, clad only in his underwear, nods in the direction of the ladder leading from the promenade right into the water. Köbi seems hesitant but probably assumes Jagriwo’s wrath would be immeasurable if he chickened out now, so he quickly undresses as well and immediately starts shivering. This doesn’t bode well for him. Ivan Ivanovic even goes in first, opting to quickly glide into the icy river instead of dipping his toes, followed by his Swiss opponent.
Who curses heartily in what Shay can only assume to be a thick accent as soon as he touches the surface, and the cursing quickly morphs into barely-suppressed wails and moans. He sounds like he’ll start crying every second now.
Jacob Griffin-Worthington is livid.
“You don’t deserve this win!”, he rages. “You’re just a bunch of arse-kissing wankers who scrape by doing the absolute minimum.”
“What does that make you then?”, Jojo responds, words dripping with vitriol. “You lost to us. You don’t even belong in Rainbow.”
“And you do? I don’t know about the others, but I know how you got in. Did some favours to get your résumé looked at, didn’t you?”
Fucking hell. Shay frowns, notices his expression mirrored on both Whip’s and Anna’s faces (though he takes note of their silence), and asks: “Why are you such a sore loser?”
Gian’s muttered ‘this is hardly productive’ gets lost in Jacob Griffin-Worthington’s following fury. “You arseholes are really pissing me off! The only reason you won this is because you have one, one semi-competent fucker among you who keeps you afloat, the rest of you are worthless. You wanna know what your so-called friend wrote in his diary? You wanna hear some excerpts? Because I’ve got a small collection of quotes here, just stumbled over these, they’re everywhere.”
“Not really”, Valenti objects. “If he’d wanted us to hear them, he would’ve told us.”
Undeterred, Jagriwo pulls out his phone and begins reading off the screen. “Valenti, he calls you petty, ‘hindered by delusions of grandeur’, ‘desperate to belong’ – mate, he thinks you’re insufferable, that’s what I’m getting out of this.”
The author of the quotes looks pained, uncomfortable, avoiding their gazes. Shay has never seen Gian this ashamed, their gentle, thoughtful, caring Gian this distressed. He opens his mouth, likely to address the accusation, possibly explain himself, but Valenti is faster: “Well he’d be correct, wouldn’t he?”
Their nemesis blanks for a second. “Pardon?”
“I mean, I am those things. He’s not wrong. But I’d bet my life that’s not all he said about me. Right? You’re just picking things out of context and trying to upset us, it’s not gonna work.”
But instead of being defeated yet again, Jagriwo’s eyes move to a new target. And Shay suddenly pieces it all together.
Everything falls into place: their weird reaction when he implied that Gian’s diary being stolen wasn’t that big of a deal – everyone else seemed to know something he didn’t yet nobody clued him in. He wasn’t supposed to know, he realises belatedly. They all knew something he didn’t, which also explains why Jojo has been so withdrawn lately, why he kept talking with the others instead of Shay, why he suddenly wanted to win this competition so badly.
Jojo has some sort of secret involving Shay and absolutely everybody knows except for Shay himself. He assumes this is what Jacob meant when he offered to let him in on a secret at the beginning of the obstacle course. Gian had written about this hidden fact in his little book and Jagriwo is about to reveal it.
But what could it be? The only explanation Shay can fathom is him doing something unspeakable to Jojo, something unforgivable, something that would taint their friendship forever if he were aware of it. If he’d done something like that to Jojo, he wouldn’t be able to forgive himself, that much is true, he’d always feel like he’d owe him – and this, possibly, is the scenario they’ve worked to hard to avoid. Because it’d hang over the two of them like a sword of Damocles, no doubt.
And now that Shay knows this… is he ready to hear the truth?
“Don’t”, mutters Jojo, his voice a warning. His eyes are locked with Jagriwo’s.
“Or what?” He really savours the moment, ignoring all of Jojo’s body language (and he looks like a cornered animal, wild, hopeless) as he turns to Shay with a wide, shark-like smile. It feels like everyone’s holding their breath. Then he simply says: “Did you know your best friend wants to fuck you?”
The very first thought that enters Shay’s mind is one he remains convinced of for a solid second: that can’t be it. He believes it steadfastly until he turns his head and catches sight of the pure, unbridled horror on Jojo’s face, shame even more pronounced than on Gian’s a few moments earlier. No words are necessary, his expression shouts it louder than Jacob could – it’s true. It has to be, or else why would Jojo look like this, but… why is that such a big deal?
Jacob Griffin-Worthington is not satisfied yet. “He’s actually been in love with you for a while.”
Oh. Okay, well, that’s slightly different, yet Shay experiences nothing but all-encompassing relief: he didn’t do anything to Jojo. They’re still good. They can keep being friends, provided Jojo wants to, and, uh, well, this might be a problem, he realises much too late. Maybe Jojo doesn’t want to. Maybe he wants some space. And Shay has a girlfriend, he almost forgot about her, that’s complicating things even further, but -
All of a sudden, he notices everyone is staring at him. Everyone but the one who counts. “Right”, he says, still trying to process the consequences of this revelation, and then Jojo turns on his heel and walks away.
Gian is the one who stops him from following immediately, a steady hand on his arm and a slight shake of the head keeping him in place. “Allow him time to compose.”
Next to them, Valenti simply drops Ivanko’s clothes onto the promenade and tries to punch Jagriwo in the face, yet the lad saw it coming and blocked, and while a very one-sided fight breaks out (because of course, the others jump in to help Jacob) Shay only has eyes for the lone figure wandering by the canal, back turned and hands repeatedly coming up to probably wipe tears away, and all of this is wrong.
Being friends with Jojo has never been easy, he’d never call it an easy friendship like he would with someone like Whip maybe – it was never two mates hanging out, it was something more, and that something required effort. Shay had worked for Jojo’s friendship and still does his best to maintain it, he learnt how to apologise, how to compromise, how to listen. Jojo allowed him to grow by pointing out areas in which to improve, managed to do so without putting him on the spot and by taking him seriously. In return, he’d provided undying loyalty, an open ear with no judgement.
This isn’t something from which either of them can walk away. They need to work this out. And the longer his eyes are glued to the man he’s so incredibly lucky to know, the man walking much too close to the edge of the promenade, the one suddenly slipping on an icy patch and -
Shay’s fuck comes almost simultaneously to the large splash. He starts sprinting without wasting a single thought on it, clawing off his jacket mid-run, tossing his phone on it, dropping his shirt together with his wallet and keys, and next go the shoes (bloody hell the ground is frigid) – he doesn’t bother with the socks but the trousers need to go, and then he dives into what turns out to be much, much colder water than he’d anticipated.
He manages to keep his disbelieving gasp in until he’s breached the surface again, blinking against the cool air and trying to keep his body from locking up due to the shock. Next to him, Jojo lets out a litany of curses, half of which directed at him.
“- the fuck are you doing, you moron, there’s no fucking ladder, what did you think you’re gonna do?!”
Huh. The closest ladder is indeed a bit away and he’s already losing all feeling in his limbs. “I’m saving you”, he blurts out, stupidly, to which his best friend lets out an unamused-sounding laugh. Jesus fuck it’s cold, his feet are freezing and he’s having trouble staying above water.
“This”, Jojo pants, lips blue and eyes red, shivering just as violently as Shay is himself, “might be one of the dumbest things you’ve ever done, Shay, what did you think was going to happen? You give me a lift so I can climb the two metres back up?”
“We should probably move, we can’t get out here.”
“Oh really? I can’t swim, I can barely keep myself up, so what do you reckon -”
He’s interrupted by yet another splash next to them, icy water washing over them. The reproachful face appearing belongs to none other than Ivan Ivanovic, and Shay has never been gladder to see the Russian. “Hold on to me”, he tells them and they oblige without a single word of protest as he starts swimming to the nearest ladder, dragging two dead weights with him.
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It’s only fitting that the day ends with them in front of Sledge’s office, as so many days prior. Shay, wrapped in a thick blanket and trying to will the frost out of his bones, listens to the muffled bollocking going on inside, and wonders whether they’ll get their share after the others are done. Köbi, Jojo and he were sent to Doc first while the rest of their groups had to explain to their superior what they’ve been up to all day, and now they don’t want to interrupt anything, so they’ve sat down on the bench outside. Except for Köbi, the winner of the last challenge, who was checked in with mild frostbite. There’s no doubt Ivanko would’ve won, but he came to Jojo’s and Shay’s rescue, opting to climb out and lose the challenge rather than wasting valuable seconds by swimming towards them instead of running.
So not only did Shay mess up his own contribution to the competition, he made them lose it all.
He barely dares to ask. “Jojo?”
“Hm?” His best friend has avoided any eye contact since their brief stint in the river, having chosen to treat Shay with nothing but silence. Now that they’re alone and perched next to each other, he seems more willing to exchange words though.
“I’m sorry we lost because of me. Did you actually want to win?”
This earns him an almost disgusted expression. “Of course not. Any minute I spend in Jagriwo’s presence is fucking wasted, he can fuck a cactus for all I care. His stupid little ego trip doesn’t matter.”
Oh. So he just really didn’t want Shay to find out. Find out… that he’s in love with him. The sentiment leaves him slightly giddy, as if someone Shay liked a lot told him that they like Shay back, only he can’t discern whether he feels flattered or confused or something else entirely. It’s a fluttery thing, similar to the beginning when he was flirting with Brittany (or trying to, at least) and couldn’t think about anything else.
Jojo fancies him. It’s… nice. It feels nice, knowing Jojo finds him attractive. That he likes him so much that he wants them to be more than friends.
And Shay -
He looks at Jojo who reminds him of a drowned rat, the usually styled hair wet and sticking to his skull, complexion blotchy, the corners of his mouth turned downwards. Their shoulders are touching. Shay just can’t imagine a life without him.
“I’ll break up with Brittany”, he hears himself speak before the words have fully formed in his mind – as so often he does.
Jojo’s brows draw together. “What?”
“I can break up with her. It’s okay. Then we can -”
“Shay, what in the world are you saying?”
“I like you too.” Instantly, he’s self-conscious, scratching the back of his head, trying his hardest not to backpedal. “That’s… what I’m saying. I like you, Jojo. I’d rather be together with you.”
His best friend is staring at him, mouth open, eyes wide. “You’d just – you’d drop her. Right away. Right now.”
“Yeah. If you want.” Shay nods. He’s already cancelled for the evening, it’d be simple to end their relationship as well.
For a few heartbeats, Jojo doesn’t seem to know how to react and what he eventually does isn’t something Shay would’ve expected. He gets up, blanket still wrapped around him, and tells Shay: “Just don’t talk to me. Don’t.”
And once again, he leaves. Leaves Shay behind on the bench outside of Sledge’s office, wondering whether he’s done something wrong this time.
It’s not even a relief when Sledge shoos him away later instead of admonishing him, because Valenti won’t look at him and Gian carries himself like a close relative just died. Even Ivan Ivanovic just motions for him to walk.
Of everyone filing out of Sledge’s office, it’s only Anna who throws him a sympathetic glance.
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firefly-in-darkness · 5 years ago
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Misconceptions - 9/12
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Misconceptions - 9/12
Characters: Y/N, Avengers
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Series Summary: Bucky Barnes overhears a conversation that he shouldn’t have…
Word Count: 1.6k
Warnings: Panic attack, torture & violence, angst...
Beta: The always lovely, Stacey - @princessmisery666 - honestly she’s amazing // all mistakes are my own.
A/N: Hope you enjoy this part - we are slowly making progress!!
Catch up with the series here: Misconceptions Series List
Return to Firefly’s Library & Masterlist
Previously: 
Sam: Y/N and I are heading back to watch movies, wanna join? Ask the others too.
Nat: Wanda and I are just in town, be back about 11.
Sam: Okay, gives us a chance to talk about the Winter Soldier sized elephant in the room.
Nat: Y/N still hasn’t made a move? James won’t, you know that!
Sam: And that’s why we need to push them in the right direction.
Nat: I’m in. See you later.
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Y/N had avoided Bucky in every way possible; at family dinner, she’d sit at the opposite end of the room and on movie nights, she’d squish herself between Sam and Wanda. She even managed to have minimum interaction during missions, keeping the unavoidable interaction strictly professional. They hadn’t been alone on a mission since she was held hostage by Davenport, but she suspected Sam had had some influence over that. He was still protecting her. 
Despite Sam’s interference, Y/N knew her luck would run out at some point.
Steve’s voice came through the comms, “If anything happens, head to our rendezvous point.”
Everyone had their part to play on the mission to look for evidence of new Hydra cells forming on the south coast of Brazil. Nat and Steve infiltrated the building to search for any intelligence. Sam and Tony were on the rooftops with the important roles of being lookout, instructed to only take to the skies to stop any incoming assailants. 
Y/N was stationed with Wanda and Bucky on the ground; civilian and surveillance duty. For once, the intel was correct; no enemies lying in wait as they scouted their areas, Wanda in the Northeast and Bucky to the Northwest. 
Y/N’s eyes scanned the South West section, watching the parents dragging their children across the crosswalk and tour guides giving their speeches. She leant back on the side of her car and sipped the coffee, her lipstick staining the polystyrene cup. Nothing out of the ordinary. She froze coffee partway to her lips again. He was only a short distance away and he was staring straight back at her. But it couldn’t be. Not here. Not in this crowd. His dark eyes glared back at her no matter how much she reasoned it couldn’t be him. Davenport.
He was only a road breadth away. Her heart pounded against her chest. Quicker and quicker. Her mouth dried and she couldn’t tear her eyes away from him. Sweat slicked at her palm and she didn’t feel the coffee cup fall from her grip or the hot liquid splashing across her legs, even though the thin leggings did little to soak up the hot liquid. 
Y/N’s ears buzzed as a lorry drove past, temporarily blocking the view of Davenport. And he was gone. She spun around looking for him, eyes flickering between the tourists and others gathered around. Nothing. He’s in jail; a maximum security prison. He can’t get to me. She conjured images of him handcuffed in a cell, then her thoughts flashed back to her captivity. 
Her wrists still ached from the restraints, could still feel the way he stroked her cheek before slashing a knife across her stomach. The laughter that ripped from him made her recoil, his stinking breath warm on her face, as he watched her attempt to hold back her screams of agony.
She screwed her eyes shut and shook her head, a feeble attempt to bring her concentration back to the mission. She reached down to pick up the coffee cup when a hand gripped her bicep and pulled her up. She spun with the arm that pulled her and struck out. Her fist collided solidly with a jaw and she took a great sense of satisfaction with the grunt of pain that followed it. The haze faded and her vision focused on Bucky rubbing at his cheek.
“Oh shit,” her eyes widened, “I didn’t see you. I-”
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Panic bubbled in Bucky’s chest as Y/N ignored every call of her name through the comms. He knew she wouldn’t go quiet on purpose and his fear began to wrap around his brain like a fog. Y/N. His thoughts filled with her; laughing, crying, smiling, scolding. His heart pounded against his rib cage, threatening to break free. His boots thudded on the concrete in time with his panicked heart as he raced to her.
He spotted Y/N as he rounded the corner, standing in front of the car, her pale face staring into the distance, eyes unblinkingly locked on something in front of her. He followed her line of sight and scanned the crowd. He didn’t see anyone or anything that appeared hostile. But he knew something wasn’t right as the coffee cup slipped from her fingers, Bucky pushed past the people in his way to reach Y/N. He saw her knees buckle and drop to the ground. He skidded across the bonnet, grabbing her arm and pulling her up.
Bucky’s head cracked to the side; he hadn’t seen the fist coming in his direction. He backed away slightly, rubbing his cheek, in shock at her reaction. He pulled her close as she attempted an apology, holding her tight to his chest, wrapping his arms securely around her shoulders.
“Are you compromised?” Steve asked. 
Bucky scanned the immediate area. No one was looking at them. No one had noticed. “No,” Bucky answered quickly. “No, we’re fine.” 
“Take her to the safe house on Taunton Street, we’ll come by to get you both tomorrow.” Steve’s commanding voice was laced with concern. “Look after her Buck.” 
“Looks like we don’t need a plan to get them alone after all.” Nat’s voice snarked through his ear and he could hear the shit eating grin she had on her lips. 
Bucky shook his head at Nat’s comment and took out his earpiece, one arm still wrapped around Y/N. Her hands gripped his t-shirt, the fabric creased under her whitening knuckles. Her laboured breathing was hot and sticky against his neck. He rubbed soothing circles into her back and whispered sweet words, feeling her body relaxing second by second.
Bucky guided Y/N into the passenger seat of the car, fastening her seatbelt and walking around to the other side. He drove away from the town centre and into the winding streets of the residential area, glancing at Y/N as she leant against the car door, staring into the distance. 
Bucky’s hand rested palm up on the middle console, hope bloomed in his aching heart as he felt her fingers lace between his. The warmth of her touch filled his soul with comfort.
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“It’s okay, I’m here.” Bucky’s words were soft, weaving their way through the buzzing in her ears.
Y/N watched the world go by in a blur; buildings, trees, people disappearing as Bucky drove them out of the town. She collected her jumbled thoughts and went to move in her seat when she realised her hand had slipped into his. Her cheeks flushed and she pulled her hand away. A fake cough used as a cover to use the hand that had slipped into his to cover her mouth.
She glimpsed at Bucky’s profile, his focus on the road, his jaw ticking slightly as he moved his hand away from the console and back to the steering wheel. Guilt raked through Y/N, barbed wires scratching through her resolve to keep her distance from him.
“Thank you.” Y/N whispered, just loud enough for the Super Soldier to hear.
Bucky nodded and turned the car into an underground lot, putting it in park and climbing out. Y/N took the outstretched hand, he offered as he opened the door, and tentatively stepped out the vehicle. He dropped her hand the moment she was upright, the loss of his touch made her stomach drop. Get a grip. She steeled herself and followed him to the trunk. 
“I know we can’t talk about it yet but, I’m okay.” Y/N commented, sheepishly.
Bucky acknowledged her attempt at conversation with another nod and grabbed the rucksacks, closing the lid lightly. They approached the coded panel door, pushing through once the door buzzed from the lock disengaging and giving them access to the stairs.
Two flights of stairs and a long corridor later they were in a small apartment. The walls were white throughout, basic furniture adorned the living space and a two-seater fold down table was pinned to the kitchen wall. 
“Is your hand okay?” Bucky asked, rubbing his face with a slight twitch at his lips.
“Yes, I know how to throw a punch and you’re not made of marble.” Y/N rolled her eyes.
“Go freshen up if you want, I’ll try and sort some food.” Bucky offered.
Y/N gave him a soft smile and picked up the rucksack, as she approached the bathroom, she noticed there was only one other door. She pulled down the handle and pushed the door open to peek inside.
“Bucky…” She called.
He appeared around the corner, eyes alert, “Yeah?”
“Look.” Y/N gestured into the room.
He peered in and turned back to her with a frown, “It’s a bed?”
She rolled her eyes and pointed to the opposite door, “And that’s the bathroom.”
“So?” Confusion etched on his face and suddenly it clicked, his body rumbling with laughter, “Oh, there’s only one bed!”
Y/N glared back at him with arms folded across her chest.
“We’ll work it out, Doll.” Bucky turned away and headed back to the kitchen
Y/N turned to look at the bed once more before she reached in and shut the door. Hoping that having a shower and some food would help her forget about potentially sharing a bed with Bucky.
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kari-a-la-tari · 4 years ago
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The (Unneccessary) Lore of the WG Spanish Dubs
Aka me being like this meme for an entire post
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OKAY so a couple of weeks ago I had just learned that there existed a Spanish version of Wordgirl called “La Chica Supersabia” which is honestly super cool cause who doesn’t wanna hear their show in a different language?
But alas, this ended up taking me into a much deeper rabbit hole than I was expecting and it’s honestly pretty interesting so I thought I’d share it with y’all!
DISCLAIMER: I am not an expert by any means nor do I intend to come off as one, this is simply an elaborate essay of what I’ve found through my informal research. I will also be translating anything in Spanish to the best of my extent, so I apologize if I mess up a bit with the wording since it’s not my native language.
So then *places a baseball cap with glued lightbulb on my head* let’s get started shall we?
Okay so first things first, there are a couple of select episodes of La Chica Supersabia (I’ll use LCS from here on) available on the internet. The most reliable source that I’ve found is on an old Facebook account here where a fan would upload LCS episodes based on when they aired. However, the only episodes available are a select few from season one.
Now this got my mind thinking “Hey, what if there’s more episodes?” So naturally, I started scoundering on Google (like the rat I am) to see if there was indeed more. And according to this one site there are only two seasons of LCS that were dubbed.
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Translation: In Latin America, the first season premiered on Discovery Kids August 3, 2009, while the second season premiered on the same channel January 11, 2010, being the only two seasons issued. (Source)
However, later on I discovered that there was some mislead in that info because someone else found a Spanish episode that was from season 3, which doesn’t make sense because why would there be another season available when it clearly says that they technically shouldn’t exist? (Btw I tried finding it myself cause I did see that episode before but for some reason now I can’t find it dhdvvdbdvd 😭)
At first I thought maybe this is just some info added from a fan. After all, that statement was posted on a Spanish Wikipedia page so it is possible. So I began looking for other articles that talked about the Spanish dubs, but they all said the same thing. Well, until I came up with this site that said two very intriguing things:
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Translation: The series actually had 3 seasons and is dubbed in Caracas, Venezuela. On May 2012 the series stopped running on daytime hours and was removed from the programming one year later, on June 17, 2012. It is unknowns if it will be aired by another channel or come back to the Discovery Kids programming, besides only the two first seasons were dubbed in Spanish. (Source)
I was a little bit confused here with the wording because it still didn’t confirm my original questions; if anything it left me with more. But then I read the next section below which got me completely off track.
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Translation: The series received negative critics and complains on behalf of parents of families in Latin America that claimed that it wasn’t appropriate for the objective public of Discovery Kids. Without doubt in the U.S. the series had been well received and even won an Emmy award for Jack D. Ferraiola, writer and coproductor of the series together with the creator of the same show, Dorothea Gillim, who declared the following in respective to the series: (Source)
Now this one took me by a whirlwind: WTH why was this version hated by people in Latin America while it’s adored by everyone in the U.S.?? And I watched some episodes of LCS and while the dubbing is pretty funny (lol) there wasn’t anything inappropriate about it. For the most part they stuck on script with the original episode they had to dub.
So I dove even deeper...
And o h m y g o d there is an answer to this.
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Translation: The program premiered in Latin America on August 2009 on the Discover Kids channel, aiming at pre schoolers. Although the channel gave a lot of promotion for the show during the final months of 2009 and the majority of 2010, at the end of the year they decided to change the programming to nighttime hours because the show received a lot of critics from parents saying that the show was too “violent” and that it encouraged kids to lie to their parents (due to the obvious fact that Becky had to give an excuse everytime she had to leave to turn into WordGirl and save the day), and they complained constantly on the message boards now deleted of the channel. The program was eliminated completely on June 2012, without doubt, PBS maintained the Spanish dubs so that they would use for SAP (Second Audio Program) in the U.S. in a different studio (Dubbing House in Mexico and later Lorry Post in Miami, FL), but the program no longer returned to Discovery Kids until August 2014. (Source)
And DUDE no y’all this was just a complete hilarious yet ridiculous slap to the face. I mean..what the, why was that the reasoning as to why it was hated so much? Just cause of some literal PG kid friendly cartoon violence? And what do parents mean when they say it teaches them to lie to their parents?? I mean with all due respect, who was Discovery Kids target audience they had in mind vs. what it actually was? Because if there actual audience was very very young kids, they okay sure I can understand the need to point fingers at them in that sense. But if it was for slightly older kids (8-10 years old), then I think that parents can probably show kids at that age the reasoning behind why Becky lied in the show (not to mention that most kids at that age can understand what’s going on for the most part).
“Now is this actually true?” some of you may ask, which is understandable since this is coming from a wiki page. Well, I think it’s about time I put another disclaimer: sadly for the most part, the majority of these sources that I’ve attached have broken links when it comes to their references. And the ones that aren’t broken don’t mention anything about the topics that have been discussed here. But there are some smaller sources I’ve found here (look at the last three comments) and here that do indeed confirm that the show was canceled due to the force of parents.
However, the current grey area I’m in still is on the Spanish dubbing listing. See, I originally thought that there were three different dubbings according to this one post below (M&M Studios, Dubbing House and Lorry Post). I even thought I cracked it since according to this chart below the rest of the seasons were under the Dubbing House studios! However, it turns out that one of the studios Lorry Post doesn’t actually exist. Like nothing related to dubbing came up at all when I searched it up.
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Translation: Dubbing Studio 1 - M&M Studios (Seasons 1-2). Dubbing Studio 2 - Dubbing House (Seasons 3-8). Dubbing Studio 3 - Lorry Post (Season 8 - final episodes). (Source)
And then that’s when I took a harder look at this website and realized that it’s part of a Spanish Wiki page called “Propuestas de Fans de Doblaje” (Fan Proposals for Dubs). *insert facepalm emoji* And just...I honestly feel so dumb that I didn’t notice that detail when I did my initial research cause that would’ve saved me a lot of time 😤. Anywho so that explains the Lorry Post mystery, but then lies the other question: do the other dubs exist?
Well, this is where I draw the line. See, on that same wikipage, it mentions that LCS had completely different voice actors for each of the dubbings. The first dub (M&M) is from Venezuela and after looking at the VA’s, they can be traced back to LCS. But after looking at the VA’s for the second dub (Dubbing House) in Mexico, there is nothing related to them and LCS or WG. Not even on movie databases.
“Now are you gonna give up on this idea?” you may ask. And the answer is......
No.
Why? Well, it’s mainly because there is a compellingly set of evidence that proves that the first two dubs do actually exist, which is...
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THIS VIDEO, which shows that there were not one, but two variations of the LCS Spanish theme song. The first one is the Spanish version, and the second one that plays is the Venezuela version. And if you can remember, there were 2 dubbings of LCS; one located in Mexico (Dubbing House) and another In Venezuela (M&M Studios)!
Anywhosole, that is where I conclude this elaborate essay of mine. There are still a couple of loose strings here and there that I wanna check out myself but I’ve already tired myself out with this essay. I hoped you liked seeing me lose my mind speculate on the LCS episodes! This was honestly pretty fun ngl, maybe I’ll try doing this again in the future if something else interesting pops up! If you have anything you wanna add or maybe point out something that I may have forgotten, please by all means bring it up!
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fairyoftbz · 4 years ago
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🎄Day 3 of the Christmas project🎄
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You had invited your friends over to spend the Thursday night together, whether it was to play video games, chill and talk to each other. It was around 3 am, and some of your friends were passed out on the couch or the floor, while the others kept on acting like it was the middle of the afternoon. The fairy lights were changing colours, creating an even cosier atmosphere than your living room was already into on the daily. You were resting your head against Kevin's shoulder as you absentmindedly watched your friends play Rocket League while reading a book. You had a romance novel in hand, sometimes pouting and cooing as you read beautiful, romantic scenes that happened throughout the pages.
"Earth to Y/N. Having fun in your imaginary world?" Kevin asked for the second time, and you chuckled, slightly embarrassed that you didn't hear him the first time since you were too immersed in your book. "Uh, yeah, it's a great novel," you stuttered, and Kevin shook his head. "If you're waiting for someone to be as cheesy and cringe as the main character, you'll end up left on the shelf," he blankly stated, and you opened your eyes wide, shocked at his words as you slapped his forearm. "You're so mean," you pouted as you readjusted the book in your grip. "I'm just saying," he raised his arms in surrender as you were about to it him again, this time with the book. "Stop fantasising about random characters and become the main one of your story! You're going to struggle to find one as romantic as the one in your book, it's not the type of our generation anymore," he argued, but you shook your head. "You're wrong, I have tons of friends that are in happy, cheesy relationships as you call them," you crossed your arms on your chest, frowning as some of your friends were already sighing at your avid exchange. "Quiet back there," Jacob said as he quickly controlled the joysticks of his controller, "we're in the middle of a match," he stated, and you rolled your eyes, amusing Kevin. "Let me read and dream," you gently shoved your friend away and kept on reading as if nothing had happened.
The living room had become quiet again, the only sounds came from the TV and the grunts of your friends playing. Eric, who was playing Zelda on his Nintendo Switch with Changmin's head on his lap, put his console aside and stretched his arms above his head, careful not to wake his friend up. He managed to extract himself from the couch without disturbing anyone while slowly walking to your kitchen. You let him do, focusing on your book again.
"Y/N?" you heard Eric shout-whisper from the kitchen doorway, making you look up at your name. "Yes?" you murmured, and he gestured you to come, which you did. You slid your bookmark in your book and closed it, laying it on the coffee table before standing up.   "What's up?" you said as you arrived in the kitchen, only to find Eric shyly looking through a cabinet. "Would you let me make myself some tea or hot cocoa? I'm craving something warm," he pouted, and you smiled. "Of course. It's there," you said as you opened the cabinet next to the fridge, handing him your teabags container and the cylindrical box of hot cocoa powder. It was the only thing that you managed to find to make some hot chocolate this early in December. Other people had already bought all the powders from the market. 
"Do you want anything? I wanna make myself some hot chocolate," he asked, and you thought for a few seconds before agreeing. You've been busy the entire time reading your book to make it yourself, so you seized the opportunity that Eric was kind enough to make you one.   "I'll have one as well, please," you said as you grabbed two mugs while Eric went to the fridge to get the milk, "I'll probably go to bed after that, I'm tired," you stifled a yawn, a soft smile tugging on Eric's lips as you hugged yourself to keep some of your body warmth. "Same. I just hope that they won't be too loud while playing," he poured the powder in the two cups, nodding his head towards the living room as he talked. You help him prepare your drinks while talking about everything and nothing, getting out the warmed milk from the microwave. "It's not the way I usually prepare some hot cocoa, but that will do. I don't wanna clean everything in the middle of the night," you said as you handed your friend his cup of milk to stir it.   "Will you show me one day how you do it?" he asked, surprising you with his question.   "Of course I can. We can do that next time y'all come around if you want," you smiled as you both made your way back to the living room, Kevin eyeing the two of you. 
"Do what?" Kevin asked, a smirk plastered on his face as you sat back on the couch, careful not to spill anything. "Why so curious?" you teased as you gulped a few sips of the warm drink, reading your book until you were met with an empty cup. Your friends started going back home as the clock displayed 4 am, and you could barely keep your eyes open. You started feeling extremely drowsy due to your hot beverage and being up so late in the night, you felt like moving around your apartment in slow-motion. Eric and Sunwoo were the two that lived the furthest from your apartment, so you had agreed on letting them stay over; one taking the couch, the other a mattress.
You woke up a few hours later, guessing that it was 10 am when the bin lorry cleaned the rubbish in your street. None of the two boys seemed to be awake, so you discreetly made your way to the bathroom to get freshened up before heading to the kitchen. As you walked past the living room, Eric was reading something on his phone, silently waving at you as he pointed as Sunwoo, who was still passed out on the couch.   You lifted your thumb before pointing to the kitchen, asking him if he wanted to have breakfast with you. He locked his phone and stood up, carefully tiptoeing to the kitchen to not wake Sunwoo, closing the sliding door behind him.
"Did you sleep well?" you asked as you opened the small sideboard and got out some clean crockery, giving them to Eric to set the table. "It was alright. I thought the couch would be less comfy," he said, his morning voice low and raspy, placing three plates at different spots on the table.   He then rested against the counter, watching you turn on the stove, getting a pan and a few ingredients for some scrambled eggs. "Fancy any?" you offered, and the food looked so tempting that he couldn't say no.
You put the pan in the sink after dividing the eggs between you three, placing Sunwoo's plate in the microwave to keep it warm. Eric was a young man easy to talk to, but just not with you. He was always laughing and telling jokes when his friends were around, but when he was with you, he had a personality switch. He was polite and a bit on the awkward side, as if you were making him shy. And due to his behaviour, you also became shy when you were alone together, red spreading from your cheeks to the tips of the ears whenever your fingers brushed or made eye contact with each other.
"Oh what, I have to go," Eric said as he wiped his mouth with the napkin you had given him, eyes glued on the clock above the door frame. "My morning lecture starts in about two hours, but I wanna freshen up and go back to my dorm before heading there, I have some stuff to take," he explained, and you nodded, imitating him as he got up from his chair. "Oh no problem, go ahead," you said as you emptied the table, putting all the tableware in the sink. "Are you sure you don't want me to help? I can stay and do the dishes," he suddenly realised that his departure was quite hurried and abrupt, leaving all the dirty work to you. "No, no, I don't want you to be running late, go!" you reassured him with a smile and a small pat on the shoulder. "Thank you for everything. Breakfast was amazing, and I had fun last night," he said as he got closer, his face slightly came nearer as if he was about to kiss you on the cheek, but he hid his intentions by quickly hugging you. 
"You're very welcome, Eric!" you said, trying to conceal your confusion, "I'll be happy to have you over again!" you said as you realised that your words could have a double sense and awkwardly smiled. You hoped that he would understand it all the boys and not only him, even if deep down, but you wouldn't mind. You just didn't want to sound desperate.
An illegible smile appeared on his face as he looked at you, something between surprise, embarrassment, and happiness, but he didn't raise it. He said goodbye and walked out the door, acting like good friends. That's what you were, friends. Even if the rest of your group noticed that you were both oblivious that you wanted each other to be more than just what you currently were, you remained like that, secretly hoping that the other would make a move.
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chilling-seavey · 4 years ago
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HH ANOTHA ONE - Lorri bugging Daniel to let her drive his car - but wait omg 🥺🥺🥺 that boy would do anything for her so he'd let her drive the first time she asked - and then they go on like a drive somewhere and Lorri just loves driving fast and Daniel can't help put stare at her and just fall in love with her more please🥺🥺🥺
Super inspired by Fun, Fun, Fun by the Beach Boys. It is complete vibes for this blurb and I haven’t listened to a single other song all week
July 1960
“I wanna drive your car.”
“Do you even know how to drive?”
Loretta gasped through the phone, “Yes, Daniel, I know how to drive.”
“I have never seen you behind the wheel ever in my whole life.” Daniel chuckled.
“I know how to drive and I want to drive your Thunderbird up the coast.”
“Oh really?”
“Stop laughing at me!”
Daniel bit his lip to hide his cheeky smile, “I’m not laughing at you, my love. When do you wanna go?”
“I told Dad that I need to go to the library today for college so…today!”
“Don’t you need to actually study?”
Loretta groaned in annoyance through the phone and he could hear her flop backwards onto her bed, “No! I hate doing summer college when you’re on break! It’s not fair! I deserve a break.”
“To go up the coast?”
“Yes, Dani, please?” Loretta begged.
Daniel checked the time on the stove, “Alright. I’ll come pick you up and we’ll swing by Sherry’s for lunch and then head up the coast.”
“Ah! I love you!” Loretta shrieked. “I’m already dressed! Now get over here quick!”
The line went dead and Daniel only laughed lightly at his girlfriend’s way too eager attitude as he hung up the receiver and rushed upstairs to grab his wallet and keys. He stopped in the doorway to the master bedroom where his mother was folding laundry, “Lori and I are going out, Ma. Won’t be home for supper.”
“Alright, honey. Drive safe.” she called after him as he rushed down the stairs and right out the front door.
It was a perfect day for a drive, the summer LA heat allowing the convertible to be wide open and the cloudless blue sky made for easy driving. Daniel slid on his sunglasses and turned the key in the ignition to make his way down to Loretta’s house a few blocks away. She was already waiting at the end of her driveway in high-waisted red shorts, a white halter top, and white sneakers, a classic red ribbon tying her brown hair back from her face, and when she saw Daniel, her smile broke even wider and she jumped onto the road as he fell to a stop in front of her.
“Hey, lover boy.” she greeted, leaning over the driver’s side door to kiss him. “Let’s roll! Scoot over.”
Daniel only laughed and put the car in park before shuffling over to the passenger side to let her climb behind the wheel. She tossed her book bag in the backseat – she had to take it since she told her father she was going to the library – and she slid her cat-eyed sunglasses on before carefully setting her hands on the steering wheel with a grin.
“Yes. This feels good.” Loretta nodded once.
She pressed her foot down on the gas, revving the engine loudly as they were still in park. Daniel’s eyes went wide as he watched her hesitantly.
“Oh…oopsies.” she giggled and set the car into drive to press down on the gas and they went speeding forward down her street so suddenly that Daniel flopped backwards against the leather seats with a gasp.
He was too in shock to say anything as he clutched onto the top of the door beside him and the back of the seat between the two of them. After a few minutes, Loretta seemed to get the hang of it and her jerky movements turned smoother but she was still nearly throwing Daniel through the windshield every time they reached a stop sign.
“Just…pull slowly into the parking spot.” Daniel said cautiously as they navigated their way down the busy beachside street towards Sherry’s Diner.
Loretta whipped the wheel around, spinning them way too quickly into the parking spot and Daniel audibly squeaked as they just barely missed the car in the adjacent spot, biting on his finger to not try to critique her driving too terribly. He would have cried if he got a scratch on the pretty red paint and he leaned over the side of the car just to make sure they had cleared it.
“Wow!” Loretta grinned as she sat back and took her foot of the brake.
“Park, Lori! Put it in park!” Daniel reminded her quickly as they started rolling back towards the busy street.
“Shoot.” Loretta gasped, pushing the gear shift to park. She glanced over at her boyfriend who looked like he had seen the gates of hell and back in their ten-minute drive to the diner, “Sorry.”
“Maybe…I should drive us up the coast.” Daniel offered gently.
“No. Dani, please, I’ll be better on the highway, I promise. The constant stopping and starting is just…tricky.”
Daniel looked over at her and her pleading expression and he sighed, grabbing her cheeks in one hand and leaned in to pull her lips to his for a kiss, “You’re lucky I love you so much.”
Loretta grinned at him.
They ate lunch together in the diner – hamburgers and strawberry milkshakes of course – and then headed back to the car for their little road trip.
“Are you sure you don’t want me to drive?” Daniel asked again as she sat behind the wheel.
“I am sure.” Loretta nodded, sliding her sunglasses to the top of her head and sent him a sweet smile. The sun made her freckles stand out and Daniel habitually swiped his thumb over them before tapping the tip of her nose. He was stalling.
A group of teenage girls walked past on the sidewalk and their eyes lingered on the pretty girl behind the wheel of the bright red sports car, nothing but jealousy in their eyes. Loretta only smiled at them through the windshield as Daniel pressed a kiss to her cheek. Was there really anything wrong with flaunting what she was proud to have?
Daniel finally walked around the car and climbed in beside her, taking a deep breath and they prepared to head towards Highway 1. Loretta put the car into reverse and Daniel kept an extra eye out as she backed out of the parking spot and onto the beach side road to make sure they weren’t going to hit anything. They almost clipped a curb but he managed to grab the wheel in time to avoid it, only making Loretta mumble another ‘oops’ before she was switching to drive and pulling off down the road with a jerk.
“Oh boy.” Daniel blurted out, reaching out a hand to hold onto the dashboard through his skyrocketing anxiety, “I love you so much.”
Loretta only giggled proudly, and he directed her towards the highway exit. Sure enough, it was smoother once they were on straight road and Loretta pressed her foot down harder on the gas as they picked up speed, the ocean right on their left and the California hills directly on their right, the summer wind streaking through their hair in the open top convertible. Loretta shrieked with excitement and reached to turn on the radio, turning up the volume nice and loud as they sped down Highway 1.
“Good golly, this is incredible!” Loretta cheered. She sang along loudly to the radio’s top hits, pushing twenty over the speed limit under the perfect California sun.
Daniel relaxed more into his seat since they were no longer hitting stop signs every block and he draped his left arm over the back of the seats and took a moment to take in the scenery. His eyes drifted from the sparkling blue sea to Loretta’s beaming face and her cheerful singing as she took the road like a pro-driver. She lifted one hand off the steering wheel to throw up in the air, her soft curls and red ribbon billowing in the breeze that whooshed past them, her fingers curling around nothing as if trying to grab the air.
“Daniel James Seavey! I am absolutely in love with you and your car!” Loretta shouted as loud as she could.
Daniel laughed joyfully, throwing his own hands in the air and tossed his head back against the leather seats to just be in the moment with her. They drove all the way up to Santa Maria in wine country – two-and-a-half hours out of Los Angeles – and took a pit stop to grab something to eat and use a gas station washroom before going to head home again.
It was well past dinner time when they returned to LA and they were both still riding the highs of the beautiful scenery and good music and perfect company. Loretta pulled up to the curb down the street from her house and made sure to put the car in park before turning to face Daniel and leaned right in to kiss him strongly.
He smiled into it, pushing his hand through the back of her hair to keep her close and they kissed lazily for a few short minutes before Loretta was sitting back again.
“Thank you for today.”
“Thank you for not killing us.” Daniel added.
She giggled and left him with a few more kisses before she reached into the backseat and picked up her book bag before climbing out of the car. Daniel shuffled over to sit behind the wheel again and grabbed her hand before she could walk off. He pulled her back to the side of the car and down to kiss her lips again.
“I love you forever.”
Loretta smiled widely, “I love you forever and five days.”
“Call me.”
“You got it, lover boy.” Loretta kissed him once more before hopping onto the sidewalk and rushing a few houses down to her own.
Her lie didn’t get her far as the moment she stepped inside, her father shouted the time across the house to her, claiming that the library closed three hours ago. Despite being twenty years old – “then you should be old enough to know that you should be taking your studies seriously” – Loretta was grounded for the rest of the week and sent to her room.
Daniel called her when he got home since he hadn’t heard from her, only to be told by her father that she was grounded and he even gave Daniel a bit of a stern talking-to as well. He should be supporting her education not taking her out on aimless adventures.
Loretta was laying on her bed, glaring at the ceiling, when there was a knock at her window. She got up and walked around to her window, sliding the glass open and leaned her head out. Daniel was stood on the grass underneath her bedroom window with a little smirk on his face,
“Let me up. Just cuz you’re grounded doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun, right?”
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imreallyfkinsorry-blog · 5 years ago
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Honestly right now i feel like shit. This was the last thing i ever wanted to happen. Did you really have to block/unfriend me on everything. Do u really not want to be my friend that badly, i was really upset u didnt even message me once over these 4 days like u wudnt even know, but i accepted it because of u and ur situation, i was ok with not talking to u for months if it atleast meant i can still be your friend, i was so happy for you when i saw ur results like u wudnt believe, i almost called you the second i saw, im still sooo proud of you, i was so excited when i heard u reached this morning i wanted to be the first one to hug u and congratulate you but u cudnt even look me in the eye, that really hurt, i mean like really cant i celebrate your achievements with you? Cant i be happy for you? Even after all that i still bought a freakin slice of cheese cake for u just now in massy to surprise you tomorow, but now i saw that im unfriended. Is what im doin really that bad? All the headpats and snacks and stupid jokes, the cup the pens, the kfc, the chinese food, the bestie card the worrying about you, even not messaging you after 4 or on weekends, even when alicia asked about the art supply crap i told her i probably forgot to give u, I really didnt know i was causing u so much pain, those stupid little things made me so happy, like soooo happy at this shit job, i even got super friendly with like everyone in the office so it wudnt be weird when im around you. Like everyone really likes me now like you wudnt believe, everyone just comes up and touches me or makes some joke or pushes me and honestly thats all thanks too you, the fay-cade is serious af, ugh it may sound like im just rambling on but thats because i am just rambling on, this may very well be the last message i send you so im sorry if its long i just have alot to say. I even made a new account since u know im probably blocked. Look tbh i understand y u blocked me and dont want to talk to me outside of work u think this is gonna make ur relationship healthier and perfect and at the end of the day as much as i throw tantrums and bitch about u not messaging me and neglecting me, i still do 100% platonically love you, you are still MY best friend you can block me, unfriend me even pass me straight in the office, nothing is gonna change that,i may not attend your wedding but i want you too know i want you to be happy,i genuinely do, you fucking deserve that, you deserve the best tho i not gonna lie and say ur not an asshole or very immature or that u treat me like shit, but jesus tap dancing christ its those little things that you do that make me soo happy, i just want you to be sooo happy and i want to thank you for being my friend, like really, thank you Lorrie. I can never hate you....
Nvm u made me cry today,i was setting up this cool joke from a tiktok vid i saw and u just ripped me apart, i had to go outside to play it off, now stacy ann thinks i hav corona or some. I was dissapointed in u in that moment but i will never hate you so u can hate me all you want, act agitated with me all you want, act like im bothering you all you want, im still gonna pat ur head, smile with you, bring you snacks and defend you whenever i hear the slightest inkling of someone insulting u. You know what u were being a dick for today im gonna eat your cake now. Btw my friend came to pick me up today thats why i stayed back late then i saw u, were u running from me? Thats kinda freaking depressing and kinda really hurt but still
I DO NOT HATE YOU,
Still i am sooooo fucking proud of you tho, fucking distinctions hoe fucking hell you bad bitch.
Im probably gonna leave JD soon so please please please please dont hate me until then, i cant deal with passing you straight and not talkin to u, we can talk about suppliers and staplers for hours if u want, im just sooo fkin sorry i made u feel like that so please dont hate me, honestly there really is something wrong with me, im trying to work on it.
I started writing this to fkin get everything off my chest and tell you y i hate u but i cant, i really cant.if today or tomorrow something happens to either of us i dont want today to be the way we remember each other.
You're my friend, you always will be, even if everyone is against you, even if its 40 years in the future, even if you never talk to me again, you can always come to me, i will always be there for you, no matter what.
Btw if u think ghosting me is gonna get u away from me buyin you a birthday present then you dont know me atall.
Can you atleast just add me back on facebook, this actually really bothers me, i really like to see the shit u post once in a while, i promise never to message you and i promise not to post anything so u wont have to see me...please.
If not then ok, im still gonna be down but i dont hate you and i am soo sorry i forced you to have to go this far i really really didnt wanna hurt you. Being your friend has made me so goddamn happy these couple months,like every single day was something to look forward too but if i have to sacrifice my happiness in order for you to be happy,as much as ot fucking hurts, then so be it, I can live with that.
Thank you for being my friend, like truly thank you,that meant so much to me even if it was for a short while. Thank you.
Again im sorry and please dont hate me
Lol now finish the cake.
Im so proud of you, u smart muthafker and im lovin the person your becoming, strong, intelligent and beautiful. You deserve to be happy, you earned that right and i hope you get everything you want. Im praying for it, like to indian jesus and the spagetti monster.
Good bye, i may not come tomorrow.
Pawny stays with me until i leave, no kidnapping or chicken protective services😤
Thank you for everything, thank you for being such an amazing friend and for being there for me I really and truly appreciate it...... and please dont not forget me.
Add me back😢
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harryandmolly · 6 years ago
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The Emancipation of Ginny ~ 4
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summary: shawn and ginny could’ve ruined everything six months ago, and sticking together despite their past could make or break them now as ginny stays on as his personal assistant. but what happens on tour doesn’t stay on tour.
warnings: Language, tequila-flavored nostalgia, Gertler on the loose
WC: 4.6k
Shawn and Ginny chatter while Shawn reaches for the aux cord and scrolls through his playlists. With a gasping chuckle, he seems to find exactly what he didn’t know he was looking for.
“Oh my god,” Ginny snorts, but her knee is bouncing and she’s nodding along so Shawn knows he’s got her.
The sharp clapping starts followed closely by drums, then the pulse of the synthy keyboard. By the time the breathy vocals start, Ginny is already there, ready to imitate them perfectly, the product of a thousand sing-a-longs.
Her warm voice curls around the “ah… yeah…” but Shawn steps in with a headbang and joins her for Whitney Houston’s iconic “WOO!”
They’re buckled into the backseat, dancing and wriggling to the intro of “I Wanna Dance With Somebody.” Jake bobs his head with a barely there smile. They do this a lot, especially when they’ve clearly pregamed their evening. Shawn knows what to play to get Ginny moving and singing along even louder than he is. Whitney is always a safe bet.
Shawn claps in time with the beat and sings a lower harmony to Ginny’s eerily excellent Whitney impression. When the chorus starts, they’re both belting, laughing and shimmying and paying absolutely no mind to the relative audience they’ve gathered.
They’re stuck at a light on Curzon St. because a lorry fender bender has blocked up traffic, but the folks around them are treated to a show as Shawn and Ginny put their all into the 80s pop classic. What they also don’t notice is the stunned teenager in the car to the right and just ahead of theirs who has the perfect angle to film them out the window, capturing every wail, every head bop, every time they grab Jake’s seat ahead of them to encourage him to sing along.
Shawn and Ginny didn’t know any of this until the next morning, by which time the Twitter video had gathered 11 million views.
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Andrew Gertler has a Ginny Dresden problem.
Andrew adores Ginny. Andrew’s pretty sure that at this point, without Ginny, he’d have lost all his hair and maybe accidentally strangled his artist to death (not that Shawn isn’t a delight 97% of the time, but his job is very stressful, ok?!).
Andrew remembers when they stepped off that first plane together in New York, already thick as thieves. He had a feeling in his gut, the kind of feeling that directs him wisely, when he listens to it. The feeling didn’t have an action attached, it was more a reaction, a sinking feeling of dread.
The feeling said, fuck, this will be complicated.
The feeling, as always, was right.
Andrew saw it, obviously, as did everyone. When three months passed and he noticed no evidence of a sneaky affair, he figured they were safe, the sexual tension would remain just that (though, Andrew would admit, it wasn’t just sexual tension. Because that would be easy to get past. This was always more than that).
When Shawn and Ginny sat him down three weeks into their secret relationship, about six months after Ginny joined the team, Andrew was frankly stunned. He was annoyed, of course, at his naive belief that they had skipped over the complications he feared, and even more irritated that he didn’t notice, especially given the way they were looking at each other like they had each hung the moon for the other.
It’s probably weird to everyone around him, anyone in the industry who heard about this, that Andrew never considered firing Ginny. He really didn’t. He just… knew that wasn’t going to fly. He accepted their fate, trusted them to be grown-ups if and when things went south.
And when they did, chaos reigned only for a night before Shawn managed to right the ship. Thank god.
But Ginny, sweet, thoughtful, intuitively organized and proactive Ginny, she was still a problem.
It’s hard to know exactly what the fans know. They were whispering about Shawn and Ginny long before it became a thing, and they’ve continued whispering long after. Some believe they never broke up at all, that they hid their relationship for privacy. Some believe he’s still in love with her and refuses to fire her so he can win her back. And then some believe Shawn’s fucking Cez, so really, you can’t spend too much time listening to fans because as lovable as they mostly are, they’re also so insane.
But the fans keep Ginny in their line of sight at all times. They monitor how closely she stands by him, how often they’re seen out in groups together. She’s never far from their minds, or their theories, or their tantrum fits on Tumblr about how if she had any self-respect at all, she’d have left Shawn’s team when he dumped her ass.
Those posts make Andrew irrationally angry -- that’s when he knows he has to log off and take some deep breaths.
But the truth is, he can’t ignore them, not entirely. Because when they start chattering about how Shawn is playing with her heart, reeling her in and casting her back out again as he pleases, keeping her on the team for his own comfort, that kind of shit gets press attention eventually, if it gets enough of a groundswell buzz on social media. And then it becomes his business.
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It happened all at once for Shawn, kind of the way falling in love did. When it started, he lived with it for 48 hours before he piped up and let it all come crashing down.
He remembers holding her on the plane, a Learjet taking them from Sydney to Tokyo. It was an overnight flight but Shawn’s body clock told him it was noon, so he was nowhere near tired, but Ginny could always pass out on command. He envied it, but he made her as comfortable as he could while he did it.
She was curled up against his chest in their reclined seats, the armrest up between them. He had a blanket draped over their bodies, bunched up under her arm because otherwise she feels “all trapped and shit,” which he knows she hates. Her springy curls are positioned so they’re tickling his nose. When he moves his head to avoid them, somehow they follow. So instead, he embraces it and buries his face in her hair.
The smell of coconut oil and something that’s just somehow Ginny completely overwhelms him. His heart kickdrums in his chest. His breathing starts to speed, but the weight of her on his chest constricts his lungs. He holds her tighter, blinking quickly as he tries to find his way out of this unfamiliar feeling.
He’s sick with it, whatever it is. The panic doesn’t fade when she nuzzles her cheek against him and lifts her head, blinking sleepily, mumbling in a raspy morning voice something about “get some sleep, you minger,” but he can barely hear her over the rushing in his ears. He just nods with a shaky smile and closes his eyes long enough to make her think he’s trying to sleep. She goes heavy against him again and he knows he’s alone, as alone as he can be with her plastered to his side, overheating him, clinging to him. He coughs uncomfortably, choking on his breath.
And the panic still doesn’t fade over the next couple days every time he looks at her and she smiles that big, beautiful Ginny smile, perfect white teeth framed by the signature matte red lipstain that is a scientific marvel because as much time as he spends kissing her, it never leaves a smudge. It’s like she was never there.
But she was. She was everywhere.
It was terrifying.
Even with the rise of panic, he doesn’t let himself consider the Scary Solution until 36 hours into what felt like a prolonged, very well-hidden anxiety attack. If Ginny caught on to his weird feelings, she never showed it, especially not when he was cupping her breasts and rowing his hips hard into her ass as he took her from behind, fucking her a little harder than usual.
The Scary Solution, of course, was ending it. The fact that he was even considering it was scary, though maybe not as scary as continuing. Two days ago, the idea of ending it would’ve made him bark like a defensive dog. He couldn’t imagine letting her go. Now, to his combined horror and relief, because fuck, human emotions are weird, it feels like the safest option.
He let himself stew for a while longer, but he didn’t want to draw it out too much, he told himself. It wasn’t fair to her. None of this was. So the sooner he ended it, the better off they’d both be, and the less likely it was that she’d hate him forever.
He sat her down in the armchair across from his and held her hands. He forced himself to look straight into her deep, dark eyes while he spoke because she deserved that kind of attention.
The truth is, he doesn’t really remember what he said. He stumbled something out about how much he cares about her, how he’s enjoyed the last two months more than any he’s ever had out on the road, but that this had all become too much. Things had moved way too fast. He didn’t want to end things like this, especially while they were still on tour, but he had to be honest with her. He had to focus on the music, on the path he’d be taking next and that as wonderful as she was, she was a distraction.
He hopes he said it as nicely as possible. But given the stricken, dumbfounded look on her face, he’s sure he could’ve done better.
Her tears were pretty immediate. His welled up but never spilled. She stared at him quietly for a while like she was waiting for him to take it back, or like she was looking for something in his expression that told her to dive in and fight for him. Maybe she didn’t find what she was looking for.
She stood on shaky knees, swiped at her face and mumbled something about talking to Andrew, about finding a replacement for herself quickly to minimize disruption to the tour.
That’s when it hit him. She was leaving.
He did realize when he made this decision she might not want to stick around, but somehow it didn’t truly register what he’d be losing until she said it.
His brain scrambled, watching her walk out the hotel room door, sniffling gently as she unlocked her room across the hall. He blinked. She hadn’t slept in her own bed in two months.
She was leaving him.
He was selfish to panic about it. He made this decision for them. He couldn’t expect her to stay, to be his personal assistant of all things, arranging his laundry and paying his house cleaner and reminding him to call his grandmother on her birthday. He had no right to feel this empty at the idea of continuing tour without her. But it was there, nonetheless.
He let himself lose his mind over that long, sleepless night without her. When he stood outside her room early the next morning, hearing her singing Norah Jones under her breath, he felt like shit.
“Please,” he begged, voice shaky with unshed tears, “Please don’t leave. Please. I know it’s fucking unfair to ask. I hate myself a little. I really do. But, fuck, please, I can’t do it without you, Gin. Not because… because I’d forget to fuckin’ put on pants in the morning if you didn’t tell me to, but because you’re… Jesus Christ, you’re my best friend. I can’t lose you like this.”
Ginny had every right to kick him in the shins. She didn’t. She had every right to laugh and tell him to go fuck himself for even asking. She didn’t.
Ginny’s dry cheeks stung with her tears. She sniffed and toed at the floor, locking her arms over her chest. “Don’t really want to leave, you know,” she murmured, “This is a good opportunity for me. I’m learning a lot.”
“So don’t leave,” Shawn pled, lurching forward. She adjusted, taking a step back. Shawn noticed and shivered, shoving his hands in his pockets. “Don’t leave. Stay. I think we can do it. I honestly think we can. We were best friends first, remember?”
She did remember. She had never felt this way about anyone before. That had to be worth holding onto, right?
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Andrew’s been internally groaning all morning, watching the video spring up everywhere. E!News has it on their Instagram, People’s retweeting it, Tumblr’s having a fucking field day. Even Niall reposted the video on his Insta story with the caption: “😂😂😂 go off I guess.”
Not helpful.
In the next room, Shawn and Ginny are chuckling, nursing hangovers as they pack Shawn’s shit to get ready for their rescheduled flight to Miami. They find their viral video very amusing, thank you very much. When The Rock retweeted it with three of the dancing girl emojis, Shawn and Ginny both had to stop what they were doing, they were laughing so hard. Shawn’s wiping tears away when Andrew knocks on his door.
Shawn lets him in and narrows his eyes at the grimace on his face. “What’s up?”
“Just want to talk to you guys,” Andrew begins steadily, resigned. Shawn feels Ginny stiffen up beside him. The bed squeaks when she sits on it. Shawn lowers himself beside her and doesn’t let himself reach out for her hand.
“So this video. It’s… y’know, obviously it feels innocent enough, you’re just singing, being the shitheads you are, but it’s… ugh, god, you guys know I hate these conversations.”
Andrew looks weary. Ginny is silent, curious. Shawn is tense from head to toe, leaning forward slightly.
Andrew continues, “The reality is, there’s a lot going around about how you guys are back together again, how Shawn has seduced you again, how you can’t keep your hands off each other, yada yada--”
“Andrew--” Shawn interrupts, the word so sharp it almost sounds like a swear. Andrew cuts back in before Shawn can continue.
“No, but listen, you guys both know where I’m going with this. This will become an image problem. All we need is for one outlet to start sparking stories about how Shawn’s fucking the only woman on his team, and we’re all up in smoke. We haven’t had to work that hard to preserve the good guy image because, wow, how novel, Shawn actually is a good guy. But the media will have a hell of a time batting around the idea that he’s a fuckboy if we don’t shut this down.”
It’s not lost on Ginny that Andrew doesn’t seem to be speaking directly to Shawn, referring to him by name, glancing more at Ginny than at his artist. Probably because he can see the look on Shawn’s face and knows talking him into this is a lost cause. He knows he can use logic and reason and PR strategy to get to Ginny, but Shawn’s ears are already turning red.
“What are you saying then?” Shawn seethes.
Andrew sighs. “I’m saying you guys need to spend some time apart. We can’t have you photographed together for a while, not by fans, not by paps. You need to lay really, really low. If Shawn’s at the front of the pack, Ginny, you’re at the back. If we’re all out as a team, Ginny’s on one end of the table, Shawn’s at the other. We just have to let this blow over. It’s annoying and it’s strategy and I know you both hate it, but it’s where we are at the moment. I’m sorry, guys.”
Andrew’s words are simple. There’s no talking him out of this, he’s delivering his decree and that’s it. Ginny nods, looking exhausted. To Andrew’s surprise, instead of quiet rage, Shawn opens his big mouth.
“No.”
“What?” Andrew hums, eyebrows shooting up under the frames of his glasses. Ginny also looks startled.
“I said no. I’m not doing that. It’s stupid.”
They can both see the way Shawn’s bubbling over. They pause for a moment, waiting for him to continue. When he doesn’t, Andrew starts again.
“It’s shitty, but--”
“No, it’s fucking pointless, Andrew, we’re not doing that. We’re singing. We’re singing in the car. We’re singing Whitney Houston in the fucking car and someone put it on Twitter and now I can’t be seen with my best friend? No fucking way, I’m not doing it. My fans know better than this. They know I’m not some womanizing creep who’s fucking a girl on my team just because she’s a girl on my team. They know me and they know Gin, too. What are we supposed to do? Not speak to each other in public for a few weeks and boom, problem solved? That’s so fucking stupid. I refuse to live that way. It’s false and it’s fake and I won’t do it.”
Ginny blinks. Her lips are parted. She looks between Shawn and Andrew, whose face is unreadable. After a moment that feels like ten minutes, Andrew eases up out of his chair and looks down at them both.
“We’ll talk about this later.”
He lets himself out and back in to his own room next door. Ginny swallows. Shawn drops his face into his hands and leans forward taking a deep breath.
Ginny drops a hand to his back for a second before she takes it back and wrings her fingers.
“Fucking insane,” Shawn mutters.
“Well…” Ginny sighs. Shawn sits up.
“What?”
“Well, I get it, though. I get how it might not look great.”
“I don’t give a fuck how it looks!” Shawn croaks, “You’re really ok with that? With standing minimum ten feet from me at all times just to shut up the idiots on social media who think because we’re friends means I must be some gross loser who can’t keep his hands off his female teammate?”
Ginny wets her lips. “I’m ok with playing the game we have to play so we can stay on the path we’re on. I’m ok with whatever protects us.”
Shawn shakes his head. “Ginny, we can’t live like this. We can’t live dishonestly like this. This is how this kind of shit starts. It starts with a stupid little lie to protect some lame image and then it snowballs and then everything around me is a lie. Can’t you see that?”
He looks up at her, pained and red-faced. This time Ginny does leave her palm on his shoulder, rubbing her thumb into his muscle soothingly.
“I get that, I do. I know where you’re coming from. But I also know that you know that we have to pick our battles here. And more than that, we have to trust Andrew. You know it wasn’t easy for him to march in here and lay that out. You know he hates this kind of shit, manipulating something just to keep people off our backs. But he does it to keep you safe.”
“Yeah, well, I’m not a fucking child. I get that maintaining my image is part of his job, but--”
Ginny interjects. “No. Stop right there. It is his job. It’s what he’s paid to do. And he knows this better than we do. He knows what can happen if we do this wrong. So we need to listen to him and play by the rules, just for a little while. I don’t like it either. I really hate it, actually. The idea that people think I’m some sunflower following you around waiting for you is frankly incredibly insulting. But I’m focusing on the bigger picture, which is that if I stay on your team, I learn every day, I meet people, I’m growing my network and I spend all day every day with my best friends. So… yeah. I’m going to take Andrew’s advice. If you want, we can develop a secret sign language so we can still talk even when you’re standing fifteen feet ahead of me and not looking in my direction.”
Shawn snorts, defeated and tired. “Ok. If I pull on my left earlobe it means ‘hi.’”
Ginny smirks and lifts the hand resting on his shoulder to flick at his ear teasingly. “Kay. If I scratch my nose it means, ‘Shawn, spit out your fucking gum.’”
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Shawn found time over the next day or so to mumble out an apology to Andrew for overreacting. Andrew accepted it graciously in that way Andrew does where he makes you feel like you never had to apologize at all.
Ginny and Shawn stick to the “strategy” and keep apart for a couple weeks in public, riding in separate cars when they can, Ginny chatting animatedly with Cez and Brian, looking totally disinterested in her ex-boyfriend. All went according to plan.
One day during soundcheck for a radio festival in Vermont, Andrew and Ginny are bopping their heads in perfect time (without their notice), standing in front of the soundbooth.
Ginny, eyes fixed on the stage, tilts her head toward Andrew’s to speak. “Think Cez should move Zubin’s mike to the left like--”
“-- five feet? I was thinking the same thing,” Andrew finishes with a laugh. Ginny chuckles and bounds away, communicating the suggestion. When they’re back in place, Ginny returns.
“Last couple weeks were weird,” Andrew acknowledges, “But I just… I wanna say thank you. Whatever you said to him, it worked. You made my job easier. So thanks.”
Ginny shrugs. “You were right. He just needed to hear that from someone that… wasn’t you.”
Andrew laughs. “But being that person isn’t always easy. I have so much respect for him, you know? I mean, I know you know. But his insistence on living a totally honest public life is so, so cool. It’s just not always the best thing for him. And I never want to feel like we’re ganging up on him. I never want him to feel too managed. So when you can step in and get something across to him that I can’t, that’s a big fuckin’ deal for the whole team. You’re gonna be a kickass manager, Gin, maybe sooner than you think.”
Andrew nudges her gratefully with his elbow and strolls away to make a call.
Ginny looks back up at the stage, watches Shawn’s eyes close, his brow wrinkle as he kicks into a “Particular Taste” high note.
And she thinks for a very long second that she should feel better about what Andrew just told her.
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The days following the breakup were… hard. Shawn’s head reeled, trying to wrap around his own actions. Ginny was mostly numb, trying not to look him in the eye. They mostly avoided each other except when it came to professional necessity -- Ginny checking in with him about arranging his flight home, Shawn asking where his old pencil case filled with guitar picks got packed. All of this monitored very carefully by Andrew, who was looking for any excuse not to send Ginny home but knew he had to be looking anyway, just in case.
But before long, Andrew stopped watching. It became clear disaster wasn’t to strike. Shawn and Ginny slowly and surely became a new version of Shawn and Ginny, a version that had gone through a stage of innocent, flirtatious friendship, intense and all-consuming romance, and now were settling into seasoned, tried-and-true partnership.
It definitely didn’t happen overnight. Andrew doubts Shawn and Ginny could put a finger on when exactly they really would’ve called themselves friends again after the spate of awkward tension, but the fact that they did it at all meant they were gonna be ok.
But if Ginny had to guess, it would be that night in Antwerp when she heard him in the next room strumming “St. Patrick’s Day” by John Mayer and felt completely, totally comfortable snagging her Gibson acoustic and padding over in too-long plaid pajama pants to knock on his door and be invited in to play.
They sat cross-legged and pretended to ignore that the last time they were together on his bed, they were making love, and now they’re making music, and Ginny thinks that’s a pretty decent substitute.
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In another three weeks, the video is long since forgotten.
Though, to be fair, given how much of the bottle of Patron they’ve finished between the two of them, most things are, in fact, forgotten.
Ginny and Shawn are planted on a balcony, barefoot with their legs stuck through the railings, feet swinging over the streets of… Chicago, Shawn’s almost sure. Wherever they are, it’s the kind of city where Shawn feels like he can really breathe, not like New York or LA. He can breathe in London, too. He and Ginny both love London. He’d like to go back to London with her, hold her hand, walk around her hometown, kiss her neck and feel her giggle…
Shawn sits up and sneezes loud. Tequila always makes him sneeze.
“Does not,” Ginny quips, and Shawn realizes he must have said that complaint out loud, “That’s not a thing. Tequila doesn’t make you sneeze.”
“Does, totally does,” Shawn grumbles, taking another slug of it anyway. He follows it with a sip of beer and… a sneeze. He holds out his hands and makes a face at her.
“I rest my case.”
“You’re drunk,” she accuses, pressing her face into the railings like she’s testing to see if she could get her head through. Thankfully, she doesn’t try very hard.
“I am. ‘S good, haven’t been drunk in a while.”
“We were drunk last week,” she points out, sipping at the lime wedge she’s already mostly sucked dry. Shawn watches her cheeks hollow out and turns away, feeling his face get hot.
“You know I’m like, so glad you didn’t leave,” Shawn blurts, pivoting the subject on a dime. Ginny blinks cluelessly.
“When?”
“When we broke up. You could’ve left. You didn’t. I’m glad you didn’t.”
Ginny swallows. “I didn’t want to.”
“I didn’t want you to,” Shawn sighs, dropping his head forward against the railing.
“I wondered if maybe you did,” she confesses quietly, closing her eyes. She can feel him turning to look at her curiously.
“But…”
“I know. But I wondered if maybe you felt guilty about me losing my boyfriend and my job all at once and that’s why you asked me to stay.”
Ginny chances a glance at him. He looks gutpunched.
“But that didn’t last long,” she assures him, “I know why you wanted me to stay.”
Shawn blinks. His tequila-slow body feels like it jumps into hyperspeed. He grips the railings tighter and swallows, waiting for her to say it.
I know you were scared.
“You’re my best friend, too, Shawn,” Ginny assures him, light-eyed and wistful. Shawn tries not to feel disappointment at her dodging the opportunity to poke at him, make him really talk about why he let her go.
Sweet and stupid, they drunkenly sway on the balcony for another hour, muttering to each other about Shawn’s next album, about the record company anniversary gala coming up, about a weird dream Ginny had about pancakes a few nights ago that she worries might mean she secretly hates dogs. They talk until Ginny falls asleep with her face against the railing. Shawn wakes her up before she can get an impression on her cheek from the metal. He scoops her up as much as he’s able when he’s more tequila than boy and drops her on the bed next to his, drapes the duvet over her, bunches it up under her arm and collapses onto his own bed, heavy with exhaustion.
Pls help me keep Ginny in lime wedges and buy me a Ko-fi (link on main page)!
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disco-elysium-via-polls · 1 year ago
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"Fuckin' A, Kim. I've got your back." (Punch the lieutenant on the shoulder.)
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "You two make a cute couple, you know that?" The lorryman spits.
KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant exhales and resumes his regular calmness.
EMPATHY [Challenging: Success] - You sense slight embarrassment for the outburst. Or is it pride? Impossible to tell.
"Now that that's settled, we have a couple of questions."
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "Whatever you say, *officers*." He waits impassively, cigarette smouldering between his fingers.
"What was that *argument* all about?"
"What are you hauling?"
"We're done for now." [Leave.]
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "It's about... biological determinism. Natural law. The sorting of the races." He spits on the ground.
"Not the most popular topic nowadays, with the Coalition in charge and all. You might want to *change the topic* -- that is, bury your head under the sand like common sheep."
"I get it. Someone has to be the unpopular guy."
"Oh, so you're just a racist. Makes sense."
"To be honest, I can't really remember what that means. Please explain."
"On second thought, let's talk about something else."
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "I'm not *just* racist. Look, I've read *books*," he gestures with his cigarette for emphasis. "The science of racial theory has all been proved, even if some people don't want to accept it."
"People who've studied these things say that *you* and *me* are superior by design." He glances at the lieutenant. "So, naturally, we Occidentals should be in charge. Obviously you can see the merits in that."
"Okay, what else have you thought up?"
"Yes, I can really tell you're a prime example of superior design."
"Right. I've already made up my mind. Wanna hear it?" (Jump ahead.)
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "Open your eyes. Haven't you noticed something different lately? An unfortunate downturn, maybe? When members of the superior race cease to believe in their innate superiority, they stop competing for resources."
"Yeah? What's the problem with that?"
"Okay... and?"
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "This concerns you, policeman, so you better be *vigilant*. The kipts are showing a good game lately, same with the mesquitos. And the other intruder species too." He throws a sharp glance at Lieutenant Kitsuragi. "They're on the precipice of cultural victory."
"Wait, what's this *cultural victory*?"
"Uh-huh..."
Say nothing.
"Right. I've already made up my mind. Wanna hear it?" (Jump ahead.)
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "It's what the kipts of Boogie Street are going for -- right under our noses. And the others too, on the radio. Heard any *chansons* lately? Heard any *mottettos* or *lieder*? No. Dominating culture is how they plan to win. They say so themselves."
"Uh-huh..."
Say nothing.
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "It's true." He pushes on. "Also, you need to realize the dangers of *mixing races*. Who knows what might happen if people don't stay in their birthplace? You might end up with a new sub-race, with unknown characteristics, leading to extra competition. That's why you've got to *control* the offspring."
"Yeah. I think I can get down with racism."
"Yeah, I'm *not* down with this -- why don't you go fuck yourself?"
"Okay, sure, whatever. I'd really rather talk about something else."
Going to assume this would win based on the results of the last poll.
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "Don't push your luck, runt." The man gives you a disgusted look, then turns his attention elsewhere, ignoring your presence.
That ends the conversation with the racist lorry driver, but there *was* another topic to discuss with him.
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RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "Looking for something, runt? Come to tell me to fuck off again?"
2. "What are you hauling?"
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "Not much anymore. I'm here to pick up some cargo, but the dockworkers are on strike, so... it's a sit-and-wait-on-your-ass situation."
"Wait, how long has this been going on then?"
"What kind of cargo are you supposed to pick up?"
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "The strike? They've been at it for a while. A month, two months maybe?" He gestures towards the lorries. "But *this* here is just the last week or so."
"What kind of cargo are you supposed to pick up?"
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "Apples."
"Apples?"
"Fair enough. I got some other questions."
RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "Yeah, apples... I take it you had other questions?"
RHETORIC [Medium: Failure] - He's given you the run-around. Let's be honest, you were *bested*.
We don't actually have other questions.
3. "We're done for now." [Leave.]
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FRITTTE (sic)
I missed the text popup. Let's enter the store.
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Yellow roses. Dozens of them. Tulips too.
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A melancholy pop song plays on the radio.
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TARE MACHINE - The tare machine stands in the corner. A sign says: "ONE BOTTLE = TEN CENTS".
"What is this machine?"
[Leave.]
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FRITTTE CLERK - "Hm?" The clerk looks up, out of her magazine. "Oh. That's the tare machine."
"Yes, but what *is* it?"
"I understand now. Thank you."
FRITTTE CLERK - She knits her brow, confused. "It's... a machine for tare? You know. You find tare outside -- like, bottles or whatever -- and put it in the machine. Then it gives you money."
"I see. And how do I pick up tare for the machine?"
FRITTTE CLERK - "You need a bag I guess? We used to have some but we gave them all out, so..." She shrugs awkwardly.
Feel free to use it if you find a bag, though. I'm sure there are some… out there." She points outside. "Somewhere…"
2. [Leave.]
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SAINT-BATISTE PHARMACEUTICS - A small cabinet on the wall is filled with various medicine bottles, nasal sprays and blister packs. They all bear the Saint-Batiste Pharmaceutics logo.
FRITTTE CLERK - "Uhm, just ask me if you need anything from Saint-Batiste. We don't stock prescription meds, but we do have nosaphed, drouamine, magnesium and hypnogamma."
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"What do those products do?"
"Who is Saint-Bautiste?"
[Leave.]
FRITTTE CLERK - "Uhm... I don't know, let's see... Nosaphed is a nasal spray. Drouamine is a really good painkiller. Magnesium is a dietary supplement. Hypnogamma is..." She stops.
"I don't really know what Hypnogamma is. I guess it makes you feel less shit? It's recommended to use after lots of partying, studying, or exercising."
"Can you be a little more... specific?"
"Thank you for explaining, miss."
FRITTTE CLERK - "Uhm..." She chews her bubblegum absent-mindedly. "No, sorry. I'm not, like, a doctor or anything."
TUTORIAL AGENT - NOSAPHED heals +1 Health. DROUAMINE heals +3 Health. MAGNESIUM heals +1 Morale. HYPNOGAMMA heals +3 Morale.
2. "Who is Saint-Batiste?"
FRITTTE CLERK - "Saint-Batiste? You know..." She nods slowly at the cabinet. "The pharmaceuticals company?"
"Saint-Batiste Pharmaceuticals? The one that sells meds out of Saint-Batiste?" She points to the cabinet. "That one? There?"
Despite dying earlier, I don't feel I urgently need any of this medication at the moment. At least not until we sort out our money situation.
7. [Leave.]
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KNICK-KNACKS STAND - You see several packaged raincoats fill a low shelf beneath a display of croissants and juice bottles. The raincoats are transparent, except for the big 'FRITTTE' slogan on the back.
"What's that?" (Point to the raincoat.)
[4 real] "I want to buy a raincoat."
[Leave.]
FRITTTE CLERK - "What is what?" The girl leans over the counter to see what you're referring to. "Uhm, it's a raincoat?"
"If you want to buy one then it's only four reál." She taps on the glass counter. The raincoats patiently await purchase.
We don't have that much, unfortunately.
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FRITTTE CLERK - "Welcome to Frittte! Feel free to look around or something, everything is out on the shelves." She returns to her magazine.
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Easy: Success] - What's that magazine she's reading?
"Before we go on, what is this Frittte?"
"What's that magazine you're reading?"
"Let's proceed, I have some questions for you." (Continue.)
[Leave.]
FRITTTE CLERK - "I don't know -- Frittte?" She shrugs.
"And what *is* Frittte?"
"Why is it written with three T-s?"
FRITTTE CLERK - "A 7-to-11 grocery store?"
"Why is it written with three T-s?"
FRITTTE CLERK - "I think they think that extra T makes it *funkier*..." She chews on her gum with disgust. "It doesn't."
2. "What magazine are you reading?"
FRITTTE CLERK - "You mean this?" She looks at the cover boasting a colourful photo of two girls kissing.
"This is Pop-Stars, it's got, like, famous people in it? It's not for sale."
COMPOSURE [Easy: Success] - Looks like it also has something called 'Police De La Mode' featured on page 34. This speaks to you.
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funkymeihem-fiction · 6 years ago
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Special Delivery- Chapter 4
“Sooooo, can we? It’s all working out just how I planned! This is heaps good!”
“Absolutely not.”
“Darl, you’re killin’ me here! Just give it a chance!”
“I am not going to give it any sort of chance.”
“Fockin’ hell, woman! All you gotta do is sit there for a while, while I do all the hard stuff. You get some sort of sick delight in makin’ things more difficult than they gotta be?!”
Mei narrowed her eyes at him behind her glasses. “You are actually asking for my permission to keep me captive? And you expect me to give it to you?”
“Well when you put it like that, of course it’s gonna sound a bit off,” Rat grumbled, bony shoulders hunching as he folded his arms in his most petulant manner. “So let me put it in a much better way for you. You’ve got blokes what are still looking for you, the kind who want to kill me and Hog and take you to the Big Boss who wanted you in the first place. Now, neither of us want that to happen, do we? Of course we don’t! So why don’t you just sit tight here at Junkrat’s Bed and Breakfast for just a while longer, and once the air’s cleared a bit and there aren’t so many eyes trying to find you, we’ll sneak you out somewhere safer. We’ll get you to a city, and you show up as pretty as you are right now, and then you go on your merry whilst yours truly collects the reward! Easy peasy!”
“There is nothing easy or peasy about that!” Mei shot back, pointing to the chain still shackled to her leg. “And what were you talking about before? What other junkers? What’s a Big Boss?”
He scratched at his sparsely-haired head, and she tried not to wince when his locks actually crunched under his fingertips. They must have been so filthy with soot and dirty that they stood almost straight out. With a shrug, he leaned back on both arms and regarded her curiously. “You mean you really dunno? You can’t remember anything?”
She hugged herself again. “No. I remember being on a side street in Sydney and realizing someone was following me. I don’t know how many there were, because I turned around to face them, but there was another one, and then I must have blacked out. I think they drugged me? And then I wake up here with a chain around my leg and…I thought you…”
Junkrat sucked on a tooth, giving her a look that resembled pity, or at least the most pity that was to be had from a junker. “Well no wonder you’ve been nattering nonsense, then! Poor little pookie, had no idea what was going on. Lookit, sometimes the higher-ups in Junkertown get a taste for something fancy. So they’ll send out some boys to hit the cities for whatever they want. Sounds to me like the Big Boss decided he wanted himself a certain type of lady. And I know the bloke you were meant for, darl. Not someone who would’ve done you any good, none at all!”
“You mean they would have-”
“Uh huh.”
She averted her gaze, pulling her blanket tighter around herself. “How did you find me?”
“Let’s just call that a ‘happy accident’, yeah? I just happened to intercept the caravan what was carrying their special delivery. Didn’t know the delivery was you, of course. Was ransacking the lorries and found you tied up in the trunk. Completely in the nuddy, crammed in there like a wrapped up parcel. Might have seen a bit of red when I realized what was going on. So me and Hog took care of them all, right then and there. Like I said, killed them all to the last man.” His strange eyes swerved back to her expectantly, clearly wanting praise again.
Mei thinned her lips, unsure whether to be happy with that news or not. Generally she abhorred killing of any sort. But it was hard to get  upset over the deaths of men who would do such heinous things. She just nodded meekly and let him talk. He seemed to like talking.
“Knew the Big Boss would be out scouring every corner of the Outback, looking for you and looking for the ones what killed his boys and took everything from him. Left him a false trail, and then Hog and I went roundabout and took you to my home sweet home. Tried to get you some pants, honest I did. But--” he gestured to his exceedingly scrawny waist, wrapping both hands around it so his fingers touched— “nothing doing, measurements wise. Work in progress, no worries. I’ll get you something comfy.”
“And you’re sure the chain was really necessary?”
“I should bloody well say so, since the first thing you did when you slipped it was to run off and near kill yourself. After all the trouble I went through? Too dangerous for you to go scampering about. Maybe if you behave, we can talk about your Casa de Junkrat privileges. But until then, you can only go on walkies when I’m with you. Can’t let the other junkers spy you out.”
She gave him a dirty look, but took a deep breath and remained calm. This new information changed things. “Listen, Junkrat. I believe you when you say you rescued me from those men. I’m thankful. I really am. But if you can just get me a communication signal, I can contact my, um…associates? If I can’t, you’re going to have a lot more complicated things to deal with than just other junkers.”
“Oi, that a threat? Really?”
“No! I’m not trying to threaten you. I’m just saying, I have friends who might get the wrong impression if they’re able to track me down and find me chained to a wall in whatever this place is. And I don’t want you to get hurt if things go bad.”
His eyes went gooey again, leaning towards her. “Ya do care!”
“I don’t want you or anyone to get hurt, is what I meant!” she clarified quickly, setting her jaw and scooting away. “This is all just a big misunderstanding. So, if you just let me call them, I can just have them pick me up.”
“Now now now, what about the money? They’re not the ones offering the reward for your return, are they?”
“Money? I’m not sure they can… I mean, I can ask them when I call--”
“AH HA!” He pointed at her suddenly with a screaming laugh, his filthy finger almost in her face and making her reel back so hard that she nearly fell over. “Trying to give ol’ Junkrat the slip, are we? Well I’m onto you. ‘Not sure’ if they got the money or not. And if they don’t, they’re gonna come here and rescue you and blow my cover. And then I’m left with no reward and a Big Boss and his Boys after my hide! Hard pass, darl. Hard pass.”
“Junkrat, you can’t just--”
“Nope! Sorry, love, but seeing as I’m the brains of our special little trio here, we’re going to do things my way. Don’t fret your beautiful little head, Mei. You’ll still be getting out, and I’ll still be getting a fat stack of credits for your safe return. I mean, that is, unless you decide you want to stay here.” He leaned towards her and clasped his hands together, metal digits clicking on his mechanical one. “We can skip the whole thing, if you want. If you wanna stay.”
There was that wounded and lovesick puppy expression on his face again, but she turned him away as primly as she had before. “Listen, Mr. Rat-”
“Heh! Hehehehe! Mr. Rat! I like that! You’re funny, Mei. I like ‘em funny. Junkrat’s just my esteemed moniker. Real name’s Jamison Fawkes, the Third, Esquire, Junior, and some other things I forgot. You like it?” He crammed himself closer to her again.
Savior or not, she was getting very close to physically shoving him about now. Trying to rein in her temper, Mei took a deep breath and held up a hand to keep him at bay. “Okay. Mr. Fawkes. If you would please stop interrupting me every other — ”
"Word? See! We’re finishing each other’s sentences already!”
“Mr. Fawk— ”
“You can call me Jamison! Or Jamie. Or Mr. Fawkes. Or Junkrat. Or Mr. Rat. Or you can make up any ol’ pet name for me that you like.” 
“Mr.—”
“How about Pooky Bear?”
Mei just put her face in her hands and gave up, sighing through her fingers.
She couldn’t tell someone like him about Overwatch. Winston had offered her a place among them, but Overwatch as an entity had been made illegal and the world had changed so much in nine years that it felt like she was starting all over again. She’d taken it upon herself to head back out into a world that had left her behind, trying to catch up on everything she had missed. The environment summit in Sydney was supposed to be the start of her getting her career back on track. And like everything else in her life, it had gone completely off the rails.
At least one of theme seemed excited about this whole mess. Junkrat picked up her dirty meal tray, scraping a stray piece of egg away with his fingers and sucking them clean. It looked like he also sucked a healthy amount of dirt off the tips of them, and they came away slightly less gray than before. Mei wrinkled her nose at him, and he grinned back at her.
“Now I can understand that you got concerns, but it won’t be all bad. You can watch the telly whenever you like, I’ll get you some of Hog’s books, get you something proper to wear, and whatever else you want. Think of it as an impromptu vacation?” His long spine creaked as he leapt up off the ground, tossing the dirty tray into the dry basin of his makeshift sink. “Or a junker style sleepover! S’gonna get dark soon. You know, you’re lucky you’re not in with Roadhog. The sounds he makes when he snores, you’d think he was dyin’. You don’t snore, do you?”
“No. I don’t snore.” Mei glumly propped her chin atop her knees. She couldn’t be too terse with a man who, though annoying, seemed to have at least decent intentions towards her. She would still need to press the issue about getting a call out to her friends, but maybe one night would satisfy Junkrat’s savior complex and she could talk some sense into him later.
Maybe.
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He’d talked her into it! The poor little not-doctor had just been confused this whole time, that was all. She’d been afraid that he was one of the blokes out to do her harm. But now she finally understood that he was the furthest thing from it, and a proper gent. Probably was still a bit shellshocked from it all, but he’d convinced her to see things his way for now. Still needed to keep an eye on her while she settled in, of course. She probably still thought she might get a signal out to someone, and unwittingly bring ruin upon them both. But he could talk some sense into her later.
Junkrat was sure of it.
What poor Mei needed now was to relax and de-stress. Frankly, he could use a de-stresser himself. It had been a hell of a day for them both. At least his balls had stopped aching, although his throat was going to be in a state for a while yet. But she’d just been scared and hadn’t meant it, so he could forgive her, of course.
He thought that maybe offering her a massage was the ticket, because nothing was more soothing than being all rubbed up on by someone who didn’t want to kill you. But for reasons he didn’t entirely understand, she still looked a little upset. At least she still wasn’t cringing away from him like before, but even though she was safe and she was fed and had a place to rest, she looked unhappy. Maybe it was just some sort of fancy lady problems that men like him would never understand. He would just have to try harder.
“Junkrat?” she said.
His heart had grown little wings which fluttered every time she said his name. Even when she called him ‘Mr. Rat’, which was still hilarious, he still loved any way she addressed him. Anything that fell out of those soft little pink lips could be nothing less than perfection.
Until she finished with “I’d like to be alone, please. Sorry.”
Scratch that. That was less than perfection, right there. He felt his heart sink, but quickly reminded himself that of course she was still all mixed up and scared. Fancy ladies were delicate things, after all, and she needed time to acclimate. Probably best to nix the massage and give her some space. So he brightened and nodded. “Of course, of course! Sure you got a lot on your mind, heh. Promise you, it’ll all look brighter in the morning. Gotta go talk shop with Hog anyway, but I’ll be back soon. Uh…You need anything?”
“No, thank you. I just…I just need to think. Sorry.”
Frowning, he rubbed awkwardly at one arm and suddenly wasn’t sure what to do with his hands. He eventually settled on shoving them into his torn pockets and nodding as he slouched on out the door. “Arright, arright. Guess it’s not much good for thinking if I’m yammering away. I’ll be back soon, though. So you just…think? Uh…Yeah.”
There was no answer and she wasn’t looking at him, and he couldn’t help feeling disheartened as he shut the door and locked her in.
Traipsing across the dusty yard, kicking an empty tin can along the way, he made his way to Roadhog’s side of the compound, in the much larger garage and farmhouse that the old bikie called home. Rapping loudly on the door beforehand, he took the liberty to invite himself in as he always did. Roadhog had given up on breaking him of that habit ages ago.
Hog was bereft of his mask, though somehow the dim lighting always seemed the conceal the man’s face anyway. He stood before his cookstove, the blue and red flames throwing odd shadows across features marred with scar tissue and the bristles of a white beard. The smell of something frying was heavy in the air, and Junkrat’s stomach promptly forgot that he had just eaten and growled for more.
“Oi, Roadie.” Rat scraped a chair out from the table, slumping down onto it. Sighing dramatically for attention, he leaned back and propped both peg and boot up onto the table.
“Guess she didn’t manage to kill you, then.” Hog remained on-task, not bothering to look his way.
“Nah, mate! Me and her, we had a real sit down together, talked it out, explained the rules to her. Uh…updates to that whole situation, actually. Did ya know she’s someone important?” Rat said, balancing his chair carefully on two legs just to keep himself busy.
Roadhog just grunted, giving his cookpan a shake.
Rat still jittered with nervous energy, continuing on. “Her name’s Mei, by the by. Mei-Ling Zhou. She’s a doctor, but not the right type of one so it don’t really matter. She’s got really pretty eyes. I know because that’s where I’ve been looking instead of her tits. See, I know how to be a gent. And it turns out she’s worth money, Roadie.”
“How much money?” Hog sprinkled sesame seeds onto the saucy chicken and fried noodles. Grumbling to himself, he pulled a smaller plate from the shelf nearby, slopping some of the cooking onto it before dumping the rest into a large mixing bowl, bringing both to the table and sliding the small portion over to his employer. Then he promptly shoved the younger man’s legs off his table and sent him tumbling onto the floor.
Rat landed with a crashing yelp and a rattle of spare parts and metal limbs. Leaping back upright and brushing himself off in a very offended way, he shot Hog a very brief glare before sitting at the table in the right way. Grabbing up a fork and shoveling noodles into his mouth, he spoke around his food. “Forget, but there was plenty of zeroes in it. There’s a reward for her return, see? I’ve already laid it out for her, and she’s game. We just got to keep her safe and quiet for a bit while the heat’s still on, and then we break for Sydney and come back with stacks of credits, and nobody in town the wiser.”
“All right,” Hog said, opening scarred lips to nibble with more delicate precision at a sliced chicken breast.
“So no splattering her pretty bits out on the sand!” Rat snapped, spraying soy sauce from his mouth in his haste. “She’s a fancy thing, really soft and delicate-like. Ya gotta be real gentle, can’t accidentally kill her or anything.”
“Hmm.”
“You got a lot of experience with fancy ladies, mate?”
“Hmm?”
“What do I gotta do to impress a fancy lady type? You know, to get her to like me?”
“…You?” Hog paused with his fork halfway to his mouth, looking his younger cohort up and down. Then he began laughing so hard that his entire body shoot, immense belly wobbling against the table. “Bwwwwrrahaaa-ha-ha-haaa!”
“Fuck you Hog! Fuck you!” Rat shrilled, hurling his fork and an empty cup at him. They bounced harmlessly off his gut. “You don’t know nothing about nothing! I can figure it out on my own!”
Hog reined in his laughter with a wet snort. “Warned you not to get attached to your new pet. Last time I saw you two, she’d choked you out in the shit heap and busted your balls open.”
“That was just a misunderstanding, an accident. That’s all. She didn’t mean it. She might still give it a go with me! You dunno anything!”
“Calm down, Rat. That’s the first thing you gotta do.”
Junkrat perked up both ears, leaning forward eagerly. Unfortunately, Hog took his time and devoured several more mouthfuls of noodles and chicken before saying anything more. Grumbling, Rat rapped his knuckles on the table. “Okay! Yeah! Calm down, that makes sense. Fancy ladies are easily spooked. Like a horse or one of those faintin’ goats on the videos. S’hilarious. You ever see a goat faint, Hog? Or a—”
“Don’t compare them to horses or goats.”
“Right, right, right! Okay, what else? Give me something good. We aren’t exactly startin’ off on a great foot here to begin with. Uh, she’s not too fond of me chaining her to a wall, and having no pants on, and some of the finer details.”
Roadhog uttered a massive sigh. “Why bother? Just turn her in for the money.”
Looking conflicted, Rat busied himself by shoving the last of his noodle slop into his bottomless stomach before wiping at his stained chin with one arm. “I dunno. I mean, I know we’re gonna put her up for the reward. But s’just…ya know? We got some time until then. And she’s not a junker so…I dunno. Maybe she don’t know who I am yet, so she won’t laugh me off right away? Like maybe there’s still a tiny chance. I’m still at least half a blue-blooded bloke, I still got the parts what matter. Maybe she won’t notice the bad bits? Maybe she… I dunno.”
Hog eyed him a little more carefully, frowning at something he must have said. “Hm. Rat—”
“And have you seen her tits? Fucking amazing. She’s an absolute beaut.”
“Other shoe always drops,” Hog sighed. “First, get her something to wear. Make her comfortable. And try not to overwhelm the girl with…you.”
“Okay, yeah! Pants first. I mean, she’s gotta wear pants before I can get in them, ya know what I’m saaaayin’?” Rat leaned to the side, jabbing his mate in the side with one uncomfortably pointy elbow. “Ya hear?”
Hog just sighed again.
“Yeah, yeah, okay. Just reel myself in maybe a little bit. Make sure she’s comfy while she’s here. Make sure those bludgers don’t come and try to get her back. Rip ‘em to shreds if they do, every last one of ‘em.”
“They better not even know she’s here,” Roadhog rumbled dangerously. “Keep her quiet. Can’t fight a whole army.”
“Quiet as a mouse, promise. Pile on those creature comforts until she’s happy here. Oh! Right, uh, you got any broccoli?”
“…Broccoli?”
“She said she won’t eat meat. Fuckin’ weirdest thing I’ve heard all day, but arright. Vegetarian. Vegetarians love broccoli, don’t they?”
“…You’re trying. I’ll get something.”
“Thanks, mate!”
Rat chattered away the hours while Hog mostly ignored him and focused on other things, and interrupted him only to point out that the sun was down and he had a guest to tend to. Scrambling back out the door with a wave and a renewed sense of hope, Junkrat went strutting back to his own side of the yard, sliding his keys into the proper locks in the proper order. He just had to keep his head, that was all. Keep things under control, and impress her, and she’d be begging for kisses and more by the end of the week.
Flinging open the door, he barreled through happily, crowing aloud. “I’m hooome! Mei? Mei! What’re you— OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!”
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namjoonchronicles · 8 years ago
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Lost It To Trying #4 - [EXO] Jongin CEO!Au
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[A/N] I wanna be friends with CEO!Jongin
There's absolutely no need for him to do this, really. He decided too quick and to be honest, your no's don't really mean anything to him. It was a lovely friendship and you didn't want to make hime feel like you're using him, in any way, because that wasn't your intention when you said hi to him that night. Or when you found out he was an important figure in a large corporation you scavenged old newspapers and recycles papers from (to make extra money).
But he felt like it was his responsibilities. He felt that he had the oppurtunity to help and couldn't think of any other reasons not to help you. It didn't came across him to hesitate one bit. "You didn't have to...no, really. It's a mistake to tell you, I'm not asking anything from you, I don't want you to think like I'm...I'm... friends with you because of anything, that's not it." You stammered, as the car you passed honked you as you walked across the street. "Hey! The people are still crossing!" You yelled, slamming the dashboard, and quickly grab an elderly women's arm to help her cross. With her tiny steps, she can't make it there quickly.
This impatient driver of a suave looking car needs to god damn chill. "Are you alright?" He asked, alarmed, sipping in freshly brewed tea, standing up in his large kitchen,alone. "I'm fine, some idiot think it's okay to run over people..." You glared at the driver with wide eye, he proceed to give you the finger as he passed, and you yelled, while still on the phone, "Get out of the expensive car and I'll teach one thing or two about basic humanity, you coward!" Jongin had to smile. It was the first time he heard you roaring voice, yelling at someone. It was the first time he ever heard anyone does that.
His family members almost never act that way, and it was of course, refreshing.
"Alright, calm down tiny gangster..." He chuckled. "Tiny? Tiny gangster? Come down town and I'll show you what this tiny gangster can do, you'll feel sorry that you'll have to buy me pizza." You gushed, waving ffodbye to the elder women you helped earlier. Fastening your bag closer to your shoulder. "Which pizza do you want. I can buy you the whole pizza franchise you want." He perks an eyebrow, throwing his glance ahead to his chandelier hanging in the luxurious and extravagant luscious living room. "Show off. One pizza box is a luxury for me. I was kidding," he could hear you smile as you say, so he did too. "Listen," You sighed, "You don't have to lend me your car."
He rolled his eyes, hiding a smile, but not sure from who, because there's no one around him. His maids never shows their face when he's around. "...And we're back at it. I'm going to lend you my car, for two days in case everything took longer than intended, end of discussion. Let's not dwell on this anymore. I'm not handing over my entire business, just my car...but we could negotiate." There's a tinge of playfulness at the end of his sentence but you chose to ignore. "But you have to promise me that it'll be the cheapest one out of your cars. I've told you this once, but I'm going to tell you again, that I'm a decent driver. Decent, not great." And of course, he giggled.
"You can return my car with one window gone I would still lend you a car if you need it," he left his empty tea cup and go down the spiral stairs where his living room was. He darted to the left wing of his mansion and stopped at a key box. "And I promised you a safe car, not cheapest. Although it was an unwritten contract, I have a very good memory, so...safe car. Not cheapest." He took one car key and another. "It has an adjustable seat, so you and your short legs can reach the pedals, it has a GPS, and it's working, the road tax has been paid, and fueled... my driver will tell you how to work the GPS and tell you how to do the rest... so listen carefully to him." He walked to his large basement, that actually looked like a car show gallery than a basement.
He had a dozen car in Seoul alone, his summer house had two trucks, and a ship parked outside by the pier he had in his seaside house. "I listen very well... Are you going to drive to work?" You asked, he heard the sound of a lorry truck passing you as you walked, digging one hand into your pocket, pressing the phone further to your ear. "For the first time, in a long time, yes." He sighed to the phone, unlocking one Audi. It's Chrome and is a two-seat car, sports edition, with doors that lifts up instead of the sides. His butler came with a fabric spray, and a vehicle perfume. Jongin sat inside the driver seat, starts spraying as much as he wanted, and hung the aromatic patch. "Sorry...Are you going to be okay though? Are you a good driver?" You chirped, standing by a bus station, dancing in place trying to fight the cold.
"I'm pretty okay. I race sometimes." He eyes followed his hand as he checks the mirror, the dashboards for any unneeded receipts. Because he rarely use this Audi, there's not much to clean. He glanced behind to see if everything's working, and it is, so now he moves his seat up and down, front to back to see if its functional. "This should be okay..." He thought. "Racing? Driving in the street is not like racing, there's people everywhere..." You light scolded him. "And corners, and turns, and there's speed limit. You can get tickets if you drive too fast!"
"Okay mom." He mocked, and got out of the car before throwing the keys to his butler. With a tip of his head, another man took the car out. "You'll regret not listening to me, I will not bail you out." You hissed. "You would let me stay in prison?" He rested one hand on his hip, with an amused smile. "Yes. Because you deserved it. But I will send you food and postcards." Your eyes followed a bus stopping in front of you, and you got in. "Ah, now I really want to be in prison just to taste the food you cook." He sighed happily. So excited at just the thought of you bringing him something. "I did cook for you." You smiled and grabbed the nearest pole with your hand. "When?" He scowled. "Wow, I thought you said you had good memory. That night? I made you sandwich. In fact, I make you coffee, everyday. How could you completely disregard my kindness?" And then he heard your breathing hitched, but he ignored it.
"Coffee is not food." He darted, going back up. "Sandwich?" You shot back. "Fine, sandwich is but I'm thinking of soups, rice, fish, those things." He climbed the stairs and walked back to the spiral stairs to the right wing where his room was. "I can't cook those expensive dishes you usually eat, I eat instant noodles, and bread." Your breathe hitched again, and this time you hissed, "Excuse me, where are you touching!" You sounded very angry. Then he heard a male voice mumbling. "...Sorry, there's a drunk guy in the bus, whoa. Don't do that. don't touch! Hey!" Jongin heard some muffling and the call is cut. And he instantly felt uneasy.
Not just by the way it ended, but how you distressed you sounded. And the sound of that man. And the fact that who ever it was, was drunk, it mid daylight. It annoyed him. Knowing how helpless you are.
You got down at your stop, safely. You got down with a female high school student. She was a little timid, but she was pure and innocent. "Are you alright?" You looked over her, as she got down. She nodded with a tiny smile. "Why are you travelling alone, that's very dangerous you know. Why are you not in school?" You asked. "I was feeling unwell, and they let me go home." She said, with tiny voice. "...Poor thing, is your house far?" She shook her head, "Please don't worry about me, it's just down the street. Thank you for you help." You took the chance to rub her hair softly, and pulled her into a warm hug. "Always go to the corner where there's more female passengers, okay? Do well in school..." You pinched her chin lightly and she giggled. "How about you? Are you going to stay alone here?" The student asked. "I'm waiting for someone," A car came over as you talk, "I think that's him." You blinked repeatedly.
The student looked at a Chrome Audi sports car parked where the bus stopped earlier. And she mouthed, "Wow." You dug your phone and lighten up, "Yup, it's him. Take care." You skipped to the car as you answered the call. "What happened?" He sounded pissed. "Oh nothing, just some accident, but I saved someone. I saw the car, what color is this?" You frowned and the driver bowed at you. "...Chrome. Are you really okay? I heard, touching and don't." He sounded alarmed. "I'm fine. It's not me. Just a drunk guy thinking it's okay to touch a high school student..." The student was half way away, waving at you cheerfully, although she seemed weak. "Keep that up then you'll really become Superwoman." He mocked, looking over the heavily congested road to the city. "I would have sent the car my own but..."
"...Stop." You intruded him, "...you have work. I'm not a baby. But thank you, for this Audi. This is still too extravagant for me. They will think I'm rich or something."
Jongin exhales, "That's the safest car I have." He turned the blinker and make a turn. "Will the cheaper car blow up when I drive? I think I should have rented your bicycles, come to think of it, why didn't I just rent a God damn bicycle." You were helped into the car and the driver earlier who came with another car along, helped you adjust. "What are you talking about, it could rain or snow or both, and it's cold." He blinks, and exhaled. "...Fine, you win. Now hang up, I need to listen to your driver carefully so I won't accidentally turn on wiper." You said, looking at his driver. "Okay-okay." He replied. "And, Jongin, I think I like the car your driver brought with his colleague better, that's more of my style." You said, as the normal looking car was parked behind you. "Nope, you're better off with the Audi. No friend of mine drives in a second-hand vehicle." Jongin scolded.
You laughed and hung up, abruptly. "Not even a thank you?" Jongin frowned, but he spoke too soon because a dozen of text from you came. All of them thanking him.
You stopped the car and parked by a bungalow. But you purposely parked quite far from the driveway so that they won't see the car. You walked into the house with a heavy sigh and drooping shoulders. About two hours later, when the day had gotten dark, you walked back to the car but before you left, you took one last look to the window from the bungalow as if you could see who was standing behind it. Someone was indeed standing behind the window, all he was, was a black silhouette of a tall figure, running his fingers through his silky brown hair, looking straight your back. Then you leave the driveway to the end of the junction, far from the bungalow, away from the mysterious figure's vision.
You clicked open the car, open the door and your mouth was covered. You let out a shrilling scream but it was muffled by the cloth this strong person was covering your mouth with. Then a black luxury van with full tinted windows sped by and stopped where you were. You were thrown into it, along with the person who gagged you. Another guy went to take the car.
Your eyes were covered with a handkerchief, you backed yourself away to the corners in the van, gasping and screaming lightly, panting. Then they took your blindfold and gag off. They were all in masks. "I don't have any money..." You gasped.
But you know what's scarier than not knowing where you are? When your abductor says that they're not after money. And you're a girl.
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uuuuuuuuoooooooooooo-blog · 8 years ago
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Modern FUCKING technology
Alright everyone, sit your shitty baby asses down and get ready to listen because you’re in for a long talk about how I fucking hate Windows, art programs, technology in general, but most of all myself and my shitty habits.
I’ve cut the post to avoid stretching everyone’s Tumblr feeds because jesus christ I have a lot to say and I know you don’t want your gay anime shipping content to be obscured by my monolith of a Windows 7 hate post.
So today was a rather unusual day for me, for I actually decided to be productive for once and get some serious art done. Cool beans! It sure feels good to be motivated and doing things. There’s no way this day could go right down the shitter, huh?
Think again.
So about 2 hours have passed. and I’m pretty pleased with my progress so I decide to take a break, and I spontaneously decide to make some shitty ironic memes so I open up Affinity Photo (It’s like Photoshop, but not) and get memeing.
Things are still going good, but just wait. Wait.
After a while of copy-pasting emoji images onto shitty hyperfiltered and artefact-heavy shitposts (what a life I live) it’s time for me to eat so without even thinking, my brain switches to autopilot.
I must mention that my laptop is a piece of shit. It has always been a piece of shit. There was a time, back in the early days, where it would be considered less of a piece of shit than it was now, and the piece-of-shit meter has definitely been on a steady rise in the last year.
For some reason, my shit laptop doesn’t sleep unless I manually lock it. It used to put itself to sleep when I closed it, but now it doesn’t, and the fan’s been noisy as hell recently so I make sure it is in sleep mode 
So, mind on autopilot, I click the Windows 7 Start menu and click Lock.
Except I didn’t just click Lock. Because the Lock option is under a shitty, tiny little arrow right next to Shut Down. I just misclicked and hit Shut Down.
I knew EXACTLY what I did as soon as I let go of the mouse button. And yes, this has happened before, so the feeling of dread I was currently experiencing was all too familiar and frankly, that just made it eight times worse.
Now, if you’re unfamiliar with how Windows 7 shuts down, allow me to explain exactly how this feels.
Windows 7 does not give you a warning for Shut Down, Restart, Lock, or anything else. There’s no confirmation window, no helpful message stating “Are you sure you want to do this, you absolute fuck?” 
Nothing. Once you’ve clicked it, it’s done. No going back. If you end up misclicking, all you can do for the next 2.9 seconds is just freeze in fucking despair like
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Windows 7 shutdown is merciless. It doesn’t even fucking do anything for the first 5-10 seconds just so you can bathe in the fucking horror of the situation for a while. 
And then begins Phase Two.
Phase Two, very much like Phase One, doesn’t give you a warning or anything - no, your programs just start to force close, no matter what. And even if the program has it’s own built in “Are you sure you want to quit?” prompt, the sheer devilishness that is Windows 7 Shutdown overrides that business and force quits it anyway. The only program immune to this black magic is Audacity, which must be programmed with various demonic counteracting spells and blessings from the Pope. 
And that’s when I realized SHIT, SHIT, I HAVE AN UNSAVED DRAWING OPEN AND IT’S GOING TO CLOSE. I frantically click over to Paint Tool SAI, because I’m an uncultured piece of shit who still hasn’t switched to something better even after all these years and all my mistakes. I slam CTRL+S about 15 times and pray. Praying is all I can do.
Then comes Phase Three. Phase Three is an overlay on your screen telling you that Windows is shutting down and that it’s helpfully nuking all of your programs for you. There is a cancel button, however, by the time you’ve reached the Phase Three screen hell has already been wrought across your poor mortal soul so there’s virtually no point to it anymore.
I click Cancel in the hopes that Paint Tool Sai didn’t close and that I was able to react quickly enough.
Well, I wasn’t. No surprise there, but hey, I did CTRL + S many times, it should be fine!
So I go to eat. Eat my trauma and pain away. When I come back I have forgotten my awful fucking mistake and I go to open Paint Tool SAI again.
It’s fine. I saved. I saved like 10 times. I’m fine. Everything is fine.
I open the god damn drawing.  It didn’t save. The combination of Windows 7 Shutdown happening plus my desperate CTRL + S spam must have slowed everything down so it couldn’t save in time.
The only two programs that were force shut by Bill Gate’s sadistic abomination of a shutdown sequence were Paint Tool SAI, and Affinity Photo. Everything else was untouched, except for Audacity which was doing it’s whole “do you wanna close or not fam” thing.
I’m still resisting the urge to violently throw myself in front of the next Tesco’s delivery lorry that bolts down the main road adjacent to my street, but hey, it wasn’t the first time this has happened, it was my fucking fault for not saving over the span of 2 hours, it’s also my fault for using a really shitty art program despite having multiple better ones installed.
I don’t feel like drawing anymore, possibly not for the next 47 years, so I open Affinity Photo again to shitpost, and what’s this?
FUCKING AUTOSAVE; my shitpost lost to the depths of hell was recovered.
I lost 2+ hours progress on a serious drawing with effort included, but recovered a shitty 30 second shitpost I regurgitated from my despicable mind into Affinity Photo.
Lesson fucking learned. The moral of this story, kids, is always save your shit, even when you think you don’t need to, don’t use shitty old outdated art programs for fuck’s sake, and BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL WHEN TRYING TO LOCK YOUR GODDAMN WINDOWS 7.
Fucking hell. Time to consume an excessive amount of sugar while I loathe my own existence. 
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Albums and Songs Recorded By The Beach Boys
1962 - Surfin' Safari (Capitol) Surfin' Safari * County Fair * Ten Little Indians * Chug-A-Lug * Little Girl (You're My Miss America) * 409 * Surfin' * Heads You Win - Tails I Lose * Summertime Blues * Cuckoo Clock * Moon Dawg * The Shift 1963 - Surfin' USA (Capitol) Surfin' USA * Farmer's Daughter * Misirlou * Stoked * Lonely Sea * Shut Down * Noble Surfer * Honky Tonk * Lana Surf Jam * Let's Go Trippin' * Finders Keepers 1963 - Surfer Girl (Capitol) Surfer Girl * Catch a Wave * The Surfer Moon * South Bay Surfer * The Rocking Surfer * Little Deuce Coupe * In My Roon * Hawaii * Surfer's Rule * Our Car Club * Your Summer Dream * Boogie Woodie 1963 - Little Deuce Coupe (Capitol) Little Deuce Coupe * Ballad of Ole' Betsy * Be True to Your School * Car Crazy Cutie * Cherry Cherry Coupe * 409 * Shut Down * Spirit of America * Our Car Club * No-Go Showboat * A Young Man is Gone * Custome Machine 1964 - Shut Down Volume 2 (Capitol) Fun, Fun, Fun * Don't Worry Baby * In the Parkin' Lot * Cassius Love vs. Sonny Wilson * The Warmth of the Sun * This Car of Mine * Why Do Fools Fall in Love * Pom, Pom Play Girl * Keep an Eye on Summer * Shut Down, Part II * Louie, Louie * Denny's Drums 1964 - All Summer Long (Capitol) I Get Around * All Summer Long * Little Honda * We'll Run Away * Carl's Big Chance * Wendy * Do You Remember? * Girls on the Beach * Drive-in * Our Favorite Recording Sessions * Don't Back Down 1964 - The Beach Boys Concert (Capitol) Fun, Fun, Fun * The Little Old Lady from Pasadena * Little Deuce Coupe * Long, Tail Texan * In My Roon * Monster Mash * Let's Go Trippin' * Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow * The Wanderer * Hawaii * Graduation Day * I Get Around * Johnny B. Goode 1964 - The Beach Boys' Christmas Album (Capitol) Little Saint Nick * The Man with All the Toys * Santa's Beard * Merry Christmas Baby * Christmas Day * Frosty the Snowman * We Three Kings of Orient Are * Blue Christmas * Santa Claus is Comin' to Town * White Christmas * I'll Be Home for Christmas * Auld Lang Syne 1965 - Today! (Capitol) Do You Wanna Dance * Good to My Baby * Don't Hurt My Little Sister * When I Grow Up (To Be a Man) * Help Me, Rhonda * Dance, Dance, Dance * Please Let Me Wonder * I'm So Young * Kiss Me, Baby * She Knows Me Too Well * In the Back of My Mind * Bull Session with the Big Daddy 1965 - Summer Days (And Summer Nights!!) (Capitol) The Girl from New York City * Amusement Parks U.S.A. * Then I Kissed Her * Salt Lake City * Girl Don't Tell Me * Help Me Rhonda * California Girls * Let Him Run Wild * You're So Good to Me * Summer Means New Love (instrumental) * I'm Bugged at My Ol' Man * And Your Dream Comes True 1965 - The Beach Boys' Party! (Capitol) Hully Gully * I Should Have Known Better * Tell Me Why * Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow * Mountain of Love * You've Got to Hide Your Love Away * Devoted to You * Alley Oop * There's No Other (Like My Baby) * Medley: I Get Around/Little Deuce Coupe * The Times They Are a-Changin' * Barbara Ann 1966 - Pet Sounds (Capitol) Wouldn't It Be Nice * You Still Believe in Me * That's Not Me * Don't Talk (Put Your Head on My Shoulder) * I'm Waiting for the Day * Let's Go Away * Sloop Sloop B * God Only Knows * I Know There's an Answer * Here Today * I Just Wasn't Made For These Times * Pet Sounds * Caroline, No 1967 - Smiley Smile (Capitol) Heroes and Villains * Vegetables * Fall Breaks and Back to Winter (Woody Woodpecker Symphony) * She's Goin' Bald * Little Pad * Good Vibrations * With Me Tonight * Wind Chimes * Gettin' Hungry * Wonderful * Whistle In 1967 - Wild Honey (Capitol) Wild Honey * Aren't You Glad * I Was Made to Love Her * Country Air * A Thing or Two * Darlin' * I'd Love Just Once to See You * Here Comes the Night * Let the Wind Blow * How She Boogalooed It * Mama Says 1968 - Friends (Capitol) Meant for You * Friends * Wake the World * Be Here in the Morning * When a Man Needs a Woman * Passing By * Anna Lee, the Healer * Little Bird * Be Still * Busy Doin' Nothin' * Diamond Head * Transcendental Meditation 1969 - 20/20 (Capitol) Do It Again * I Can Hear Music * Bluebirds Over the Mountain * Be with Me * All I Want to Do * The Nearest Faraway Place * Cotton Fields * I Want to Sleep * Time to Get Alone * Never Learn Not to Love * Our Prayer * Cabinessence 1970 - Sunflower (Brother/Reprise) Slip On Through * This Whole World * Add Some Music to Your Day * Got to Know the Woman * Deirdre * It's About Time * Tears in the Morning * All I Wanna Do * Forever * Our Sweet Love * At My Window * Cool, Cool Water 1970 - Live in London (Capitol) Darlin' * Wouldn't It Be Nice * Sloop John B * California Girls * Do It Again * Wake the World * Aren't You Glad * Bluebirds Over the Mountain * Their Hearts Were Full of Spring * Good Vibrations * God Only Knows * Barbara Ann 1971 - Surf's Up (Brother/Reprise) Don't Go Near the Water * Long Promised Road * Take a Load Off Your Feet * Disney Girls (1957) * Student Demonstration Time * Feel Flows * Lookin' at Tomorrow (A Welfare Song) * A Day in the Life of a Tree * Til I Die * Surf's Up 1972 - Carl and the Passions - "So Tough" (Brother/Reprise) You Need a Mess of Help to Stand Alone * Here She Comes * Marcella * Hold On Dear Brother * Make It Good * All This Is That * Cuddle Up 1973 - Holland (Brother/Reprise) Sail On, Sailor * Steamboat * California Saga/Big Sur * California Saga/The Beaks of Eagles * California Saga/California * The Trader Living * Leaving This Town * Only With You * Funky Pretty * Mt. Vernon and Fairway - Theme * I'm the Pied Piper (instrumental) * Better Get Back in Bed * Magic Transistor Radio * I'm the Pied Piper * Radio King Dom 1973 - The Beach Boys in Concert (Brother/Reprise) Sail On, Sailor * Sloop John B * The Trader * You Still Believe in Me * California Girls * Darlin * Marcella * Caroline, No * Leaving This Town * Heroes and Villains * Funky Pretty * Let the Wind Blow * Help Me, Rhonda * Surfer Girl * Wouldn't It Be Nice? * We Got Love * Don't Worry Baby * Surfin' USA * Good Vibrations * Fun, Fun, Fun 1977 - Love You (Brother) Let Us Go On This Way * Roller Skating Child * Mona * Johnny Carson * Good Time * Honkin' Down the Highway * Ding Dang * Solar System * The Night Was So Young * I'll Bet He's Nice * Let's Put Our Hearts Together * I Wanna Pick You Up * Love Is a Woman 1978 - M.I.U. Album (Brother) She's Got Rhythm * Come Go With Me * Hey Little Tomboy * Kona Coast * Peggy Sue * Wontcha Come Out Tonight * Sweet Sunday Kinda Love * Belles of Paris * Pitter Patter * My Diane * Match Point of Our Love * Winds of Change 1979 - L.A. (Light Album) (Brother/CBS) Good Timin' * Lady Lynda * Full Sail * Angel Come Home * Love Surrounds Me * Smahama * Here Comes the Night * Baby Blue * Goin' South * Shortenin' Bread 1980 - Keepin' the Summer Alive (Brother/CBS) Keepin' the Summer Alive * Oh Darlin' * Some of Your Love * Livin' with a Heartache * School Day (Ring! Ring! Goes the Bell) * Goin' On * Sunshine * When Girls Get Together * Santa Ana Winds * Endless Harmony 1985 - The Beach Boys (Brother/CBS) Getcha Back * It's Gettin' Late * Crack at Your Love * Maybe I Don't Know * She Believes in Love Again * California Calling * Passing Friend * I'm So Lonely * Where I Belong * I Do Love You * It's Just a Matter of Time * Male Ego 1989 - Still Cruisin' (Capitol) Still Cruisin' * Somewhere Near Japan * Island Girl * In My Car * Kokomo (from Coctail) * Wipe Out (with the Fat Boys) * Make It Big (from Troop Beverly Hills) * I Get Arond (from Good Morning Vietnam) * Wouldn't It Be Nice (from the Big Chill) * California Girls (from Soul Man) 1992 - Summer in Paradise (Brother) Hot Fun in the Summertime * Surfin' * Summer of Love * Island Fever * Still Surfin' * Slow Summer Dancin' (One Summer Night) * Strange Things Happen * Remember (Walking in the Sand) * Lahaina Aloha * Under the Boardwalk * Summer in Paradise * Forever 1996 - Stars and Stripes Vol. 1 (River North) Don't Worry Baby (with Lorrie Morgan) * Little Deuce Coupe (with James House) * 409 (with Junior Brown) * Long, Tall Texan (with Doug Supernaw) * I Get Around (with Sawyer Brown) * Be True to Your School (with Toby Keith) * Fun, Fun, Fun (with Ricky Van Shelton) * Help Me, Rhonda (with T. Graham Brown) * The Warmth of the Sun (with Willie Nelson) * Sloop John B (with Collin Raye) * I Can Hear Music (with Kathy Troccoli) * Caroline, No (with Timothy B. Schmit) 2002 - Good Timin' Live at Knebworth England 1980 (Brother/Eagle) Intro * California Girls * Sloop John B * Darlin' * School Days * God Only Knows * Be True to Your School * Do It Again * Little Deuce Coupe * Cotton Fields/Heroes and Villains * Happy Birthday Brian * Keepin' the Summer Alive * Lady Lynda * Surfer Girl * Help Me Rhonda * Rock & Roll Music * I Get Around * Surfin' USA * You Are So Beautiful * Good Vibrations * Barbara Ann * Fun, Fun, Fun
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