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can we talk about max jägerman.
he's a bully. he has a god complex. he's self aware. he has daddy issues. he speaks exclusively in puns and vague biblical references. he's a manwhore. he chose repressed christian pussy over committing vengeful murder. he died. he came back. he got sent to super hell. he has a surprising amount of character complexity. he's piss terrified of skeletons. he shielded a friend from a perceived danger with his own body. he cheers for his football team and proclaims himself God when he nuts. he can’t pronounce the word "rendezvous." im obsessed with him
#please hes so insane#love of my life#max jagerman#max jägerman#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#shitpost#fave#hatchetfield
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no because people never shut up about how bad bill fumbled ford which,,, okay valid BUT can we talk about how bad ford fumbled //FIDDLEFORD//?!? FOR A DORITO?!?!??!?
#like okay fair i too would do anything for bill cipher#but#CMON#my man got you an axolotl and that wasn't enough?!?#imagine crushing on your college roommate for years ONLY TO GET BEATEN BY A DEMON TRIANGLE#he literally ruined his marriage for ford#girl if ford doesn't want him i'll take him ANYDAY 💍💍#i too would also go insane#gravity falls#billford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#ford squared#lmao i love that ship name so much please can we keep it *pleading eyes*#bill cipher#stanford pines#the book of bill#mej's favs
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O, Icarus.
O, my Icarus...
Stanford is desperate. He has tried every method possible to try and rid himself of Bill, and he's got nothing to show for all his efforts but more scars and less sleep.
His head is killing him. Another consequence of his many attempts to just live. Yes. He yearned to live, because he was dying. Dying in the hands of his own muse. Was it so wrong of him to want to live? To fear death? Perhaps Stanford was selfish; a hypocrite, to avoid the same death that had so soon and so unfairly claimed his friend and his brother, but he was only a man.
Stanford knew he didn't stitch his wound right, he could feel it. He could feel the cold nails and bolts dig into his head; his scalp pulled taught over his newly metal plated skull to cover the holes. He felt something rattle when he moved. Perhaps he should have welded the metal plate into his head instead.
Project Mentem did not react well to his open skull and neither did the poorly screwed metal plate in his head.
#Astral projecting my chronic headaches onto Ford by making it part of his lore.#He is now forever stuck with a terrible terrible headache that just won't leave.#Remember kids- drilling metal plates into your skull is not the best solution to getting rid of your ex! Even if said ex is Bill.#Not going to lie- when I first included the metal plate lore into the AU I had no idea that in canon Ford got it AFTER he went#through the portal#So I just assumed this man somehow survived auto brain surgery BY HIMSELF in canon and accepted it as just insane plot armor 💀💀#But anyways- in this AU he actually does drill it in himself and doesn't die. Because plot convenience that's why#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#Town Kook Ford AU#stanford pines#ford pines#I've seen all your asks about the AU btw!! Love u all to bits- sorry it's taking a while for me to formulate some answers :]#tw blood#tw scopophobia#tw gore#tw graphic description of violence#tw graphic#tw surgery#please zoom in for more details in the drawing- tumblr NERFED the quality#DO YOU SEE THE BURNT WINGS IN THE LABCOAT OR WAS I TOO SUBLTE
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please draw ratio being kissed on the forehead
//wait there's was another person also requested this but like anyway hopefully nobody saw that mistake ................
#i have so .... so many..... bath ratio im going insane#ppl wants to kiss him so bad me included pls hoyo i miss him where is he last time i saw hes wrih screllum discussinng DU#this is a cry for help PLEASE#dr ratio#honkai star rail#hsr fanart#veritas ratio#dr ratio x reader#hsr ratio
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rb this and tag your favourite soundtracks! they can be anything like games or movies or shows or whatever i wanna know what the best ones are 👀
#im gonna do a game movie AND show >:)#game atm im ngl its bistrover ive been listening to a lottt of songs from it lately#movie.... either challengers or paprika. im litcherally so easy just put slightly odd electronic music in your film and i will be there#show obviously the original uk version of utopia im SORRY for bringing it up again its just genuinely such an insane soundtrack#what was he thinking (positive)#anyway sorry for hashtag engagement baiting you all but PLEASE TELL ME i usually watch things based on soundtrack lmfao
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adrien runs? well yes!
also…she’s still getting used to labels (too oblivious to notice his pun), and she may or may have not knew exactly where he would be …
i csnt help but need to say this is cornball sorry anyways i crave season 6
#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#adrienette#mlb fandom#please save me#he’s so…ahh..#him running makes so much sense tbh#marinette is insane maybe#but i love her still#also he makes stupid puns#look at his pink cloth mari gave him ahhh#sorry for my cringe dialogue ok bye
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Everybody analysing everything that's happening with the main cast (as they should) and here I am loosing my goddam mind over the fuckinig BEARDED MAN.
WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHAT ALLIANCE DO YOU HAVE?
I don't know if I can trust him or not
When he was introduced at the beginning I thought he was just a pretty face but then, THEN he does this:
When Maddie is talking to Vi about what she did in Zaun. He even faked that he was snoring so he would not get caught listening.
So I though, mh, probably a noxian spy to check on Vi and Caitlyn. Not one we should trust. I mean I was unfortunately spoiled that Ambessa was behind the attack at the memorial so when I saw this:
I was like "AHA for sure you are working with them!" Right place, right time, with a shield non the less. (he did seem nice with what little we saw of him but I did not trust him because I thought he was a SPY)
But then,
BUT THEN,
Ambessa does her crazy stunt appointing Cait as a general and HE'S NOT HAPPY.
This is not the face of someone who knew what's going one:
or is happy about it:
and when Cait accepted the role HE LEFT
(forgive the poor quality I'm screenshoting from my pc)
LEFT, I SAY!
Why? Tell me for who do you work for!
He did not leave when Vi left so I guess she was not his priority but the moment Cait ascend to general he dips out.
Also why did they immediately put him on the squad? He literally deank in the street the whole night with Vi when they introduced him to us. What made them go "Ah yes, enforcer materials to go on a super important mission." Like WHY.
#his face card is insane tho#like I saw him and I was like wow#hello sailor#the 5th picture here is going to be my background the moment I find one of better quality#but i digress#the fact he left when cait got promoted trew me off so badly#who are you#tell me your secrets#apparently his name is Lorris#Lorris please I just wanna talk#give me one chance#what? who said that?#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#vi arcane#ambessa medarda#arcane caitlyn#vi x caitlyn#caitvi#arcane s2#arcane 2
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still brainrotting on life series designs, and now: last life mumbo killsalot jumbo
#trafficblr#mumbo jumbo#mumbo jumbo fanart#life series#last life#last life smp#my art#watching mumbos last life episodes right now and hes a funny man#funny groovy boogie man why is he so tiny#hes still a yellow as of watching so i might have new ideas for his red name outfit#i could. talk about my design ideas for him or anyone in the life series really#someone ask me please#i have no one to talk to about grown adults rping in a minecraft death game im going insane#mcyt
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#my art#sketchy sketch#gotham#nygmobblepot#oswald cobblepot#edward nygma#jerome jumpscared us with a love rival ao3 hurt/no comfort episode and then left#why did they go through all the hoops to make sure ed and oz didn't become too gay I will never know#I do know#but still#I will ignore most of it and act like knew what he had and did not let it go#“please we're brothers” YEA OKAY UHH OKAY#anyway....its so late I should not write tags#I feel insane for drawing them so much but it's my hyperfixation ok!!??
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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What if I went insane over the curls in his hair
#cod#cod nikolai#nikolai cod#Oliv please look at this and go insane with me buddy#I am unwell#it's just#UUUUUGH just look at him#I replayed old comrades a bunch of times to get good footage yesterday and damn man DAMN#he's so handsome#give me your gender Nik#my edits
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*WAS IT WORTH IT?
GAAAAAHH posted this on tiktok forgot to post it on tumblr
also i made a work-in-progress overview on tiktok and the sound got removed so im gonna do that for this too 😭😭 BUT AUGGGHHHH THIS THING TOOK YEARS OFF MY LIFE/pos (tbf this comic in general is taking years off my life so LEMME GIVE A LITTLE BACK TO COMMUNITY♥️♥️♥️)
its hard to describe after its all “done” (its not exactly done- but i’m calling it here cause i’m happy with it)
BUT I EXPECTED THAT! SO I RANTED ABOUT IT AS I MADE IT ON MY ART ARCHIVE SERVER!!! HAVE AT YEE
all the little ins and outs :3
since I can only post 1 video per pose ill post the works in progress’ after this- be on the look out cause I ALSO CANT JUST REBLOG THIS 😭😭 videos are weird on tumblr smh
#forgettable au#forgettable au fanart#forgettable au fan amv#forgettable au when i watch you forgettable au#wingdings stop please#im begging you stop whatever youre about to do#(seriously what are you going to do? you confuse me)#im scared#I feel personally threatened#SERIOUSLY I JUST RELIZED THE HIM FLOWEY AND PLAYER PARALLELS LIKE IM GOING CRAZY#(insane)#haaaaaaa#LIKE HE WAS LIKE IN THE LAST CHAPTER#and here I thought the job was getting boring :)#LIKE HES GONNA START DOIN SHIT CAUSE HES B O R E D#LIKE FLOWEY GOT BORED#AND YOURE BORED#ITS SO COOL 😭#I LOVE THIS COMIC#SO COOL#SOCOOLSOCOOLSOCOOL
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armand + preparing to tell louis about his past
#iwtv#iwtvedit#interview with the vampire#iwtv spoilers#armand#louis de pointe du lac#loumand#please excuse the quality of these gifs i know they're grainy as shit - the scene was SO DARK and armand's face SO TINY in it#but it was worth it to me to make grainy gifs because the acting here is INSANE and i wanted to highlight it#armand's monologue is such a standout but these silent moments before it fascinate me#did he take louis to the museum planning this? was it just a possibility that he might have abandoned but this is the moment he chooses?#has he ever brought anyone here before or has he always been alone? has he TOLD anyone about himself before?#the way he braces himself. the little steadying exhale as he flips on the lights#it's such subtle vulnerable wonderful stuff#anyway once again i'm sorry these are garbage quality i did my bestttttt
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something very lgbt is gonna transpire in that scene I know it 👁️
#the heart killers#firstkhao#kantbison#gmmtv#thai bl#LIKE WE ALL KNOW THAT SMILE#also cannot get over how baby bison looks like please?????#hes just a little guy who commits crimes leave him alone#on the verge of tears fr#im so fcking weak in my knees for them and i havent even seen them move djhgfd#also the way they look absolutely nothing like firstkhao in this like see how actors ACT????#insanity#jesus its me again#im not strong enough#this time i mean it
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WE ARE | EP16
#we are#we are the series#we are series#tanfang#aou thanaboon#aouboom#boom tharatorn#my edits#weareedit#AOUBOOM MAIN LEADS WHEN???#i do appreciate them and the way they’ve been portraying tanfang#i know tan was a bit over the top 99% of the time#but every scene and touch felt so genuine#and i’m not gonna credit that to new#bc he wasn’t able to direct ppw in a way that didn’t make their kisses look a bit awkward#i know scenes have to look aesthetically pleasing in some way#and that’s why we keep having to deal the ‘no one would kiss with this much space for jesus between each other’ complaints#but like look at aouboom here#this is mostly them and their acting choices in my humble opinion#and don’t get me started on the pecks#ppw BARELY touched the other one’s lips when they had to do a peck kiss#like cmon the difference between ppw and aouboom pecks is insane#i’m sorry for picking on ppw but i’m a bit sad that some of their romantic scenes were a bit lackluster#especially that very last kiss which tbh i rather wouldn’t have seen bc it felt a bit awkward to me#but that may be just me#i need new to get a bit more frisky with kiss scenes when it comes to his directing#bc i feel like friskier kiss scenes only happen when the actors mostly do their thing after finding out what the director wants#(maybe i’m completely wrong about new but tkdkfdkddkdk)#and don’t get me wrong idgaf if there are kisses or not but if there’s a kiss scene you should commit instead of holding yourself back idk#and ppw definitely need a better director to help them achieve that bc jojo was definitely better at directing them
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what if 4 just went so coo coo crazy once that even mr puzzles would catch onto his weird ass behaviour<3
#smg4#smg4 fanart#birdyfy art#insane smg4 my beloved yaayayy! 1!! yyayaya!!! (make him worse luke pretty please#smg4 mr puzzles#mr puzzles#smg4 puzzlevision#btw i absolutely love the headcanon/theory that smg4 gets more deranged because he consumes new gen memes#while smg3 “guards” dead memes so he's normal compared to 4#new episode got me coo coo crazy bythe way#do i tag this as smg4 spoilers .... chaat....
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