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ripplethepickle · 6 months ago

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I have gone insane

So my dear friend Dani (@ultimatemistomakesart, she is cool) has decided to get back into Total Drama and has been dragging me along with them. I also learned about Trent having an obsession with the number 9 in a season and uhhh. Let’s just say crackships happened which lead to fucking Nine TDI. This is both the worst and best thing I have ever made.

#Am I going to regret putting this in the main Bfdi tag? Maybe.#but here we are…#my joke posts tend to pop off anyways #total drama #trent total drama #nine bfdi #bfdi #xfohv nine #crackship #please don’t kill me.#TrentxNineYaoi

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biskysposts · 1 year ago

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I have very….mixed feelings about this.

It looks pretty! OK!?

#fan art #lovely lauren #obscured eyes #drawing references #red dress #please don’t kill me.

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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bruciemilf · 2 months ago

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“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.

#they’d be so big brother/little brother to me #Oliver is like yeah that’s my baby brother he’s a billionaire and I’m gonna have to kill him sadly. he’s my loser for now #Battinson deserves an older sibling who says ‘if someone asks you don’t know me’ but will bash teeth in for him #Bruce: olllie can you please grab me a coffee?#oliver: how about you pay your taxes you wealth hoarding fuck (buys him one anyway)#bruce wayne #oliver queen #battinson #dc #text

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seefasterdraws · 1 year ago

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hug! that! captain!

#bbc ghosts #ghosts bbc #this is the type of thing that wouldve been too cheesy for the tv show but is so lovely to imagine lol #get hugged jimmy boy #julian is sort of hug adjacent because i don’t think hes much of a hugger. well and hugging him is a bit awkward #yes the star is mary #fanny putting her hand on his arm/back fucking killed me though. if he got a hug from anyone i wouldve been obliterated #cap and kitty hug in the christmas special please please please pretty please #ik humphrey was whole in the coming out scene but i cannot be bothered to fit his giant ass outfit in there. sorry king

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hushedclan · 2 months ago

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drystar makes a solemn vow to protect her clanmates. this girl cannot catch a BREAKKKK I SWEAR TO GOD. but yay! shypelt!

back first next

#hush moons #drystar #shypelt #harepaw #clan generator #clangen #warrior cats #tw blood #tw injury #drystar fans don’t kill me please

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screams-of-the-damned84 · 28 days ago

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you can’t tell me utterson and enfield didn’t at least have suspicions about what was going on

bonus because thinking about tgs from utterson and enfields perspective is killing me. pov your friend who’s a little playboy somehow manages to stick with one for almost a year and then he gets married. the gossip would be insane.

#they have untapped comedic potential I think #the glass scientists #tgs #tgs henry jekyll #tgs lanyon #tgs utterson #tgs enfield #tgs jekyon #jekyon #my art #fanart #art #tgs jekyll #i dont know how British money works please don’t kill me if that bet doesn’t make sense 😭#ignore how messy this is aiwgudgwjdghwbs

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gd-dollopole · 1 month ago

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I should find another hobby

Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.

#arthur’s mind in this moment (probably)#‘what the fuck is a stab with a magical sword anyway’#‘let me kiss merlin’#‘let’s smooch’#‘let’s go back to camelot and copulate’#‘why haven’t i done this before i mean WHATEVER I’M JUST DYING SO’#‘let’s make the best of my last few moments AM I RIGHT FELLAS’#‘come on merlin one small peck coME HERE’#and merlin’s thoughts (probably):#‘if you die without kissing me i will sentence you to death’#‘no hesitation’#‘put those pretty lips on minE COME ON ARTHIE’#merlin’s thought as he waits for arthur’s return (probably)#‘i’ll kill him again. what the fuck does thank you even mean’#‘bro be for real we’re just gay’#‘we were supposed to bed each other and you died in my arms instead’#‘pretty dramatic if you ask me’#if you didn’t notice i’m going insane #merthur #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #i’ll probably delete it later because i don’t feel that sure about it but i wanted a laugh #i made this out of desperation for the finale since i finished my rewatch #please send help

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the-magnus-protocol · 2 months ago

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Rusty Quill is partnering with Knock Thrice for a Magnus Protocol collection! It'll drop Oct 6th, 12pm EDT

#the magnus protocol #knock thrice #tmagp #magnus protocol #these go hard as fuck I need the first jacket #mod post #theres more stuff that I didnt include in this post so its not a wall of images hi #the magnus archives #cross posting for this one please don’t kill me #magnus archives

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dinapiss · 18 days ago

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“So I told her to stop shaving. A real man fights the bear before tasting the honey”

#napoleon #talk tuah #guys please don’t kill me #I KNOW IT WAS TRENDING LIKE A MOTNH AGO FUKRKDJVHRKNEJHIVO

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squibo · 2 years ago

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Look where lieutenant?

#columbo #babygirl but I’m saying it in a deep voice like them tiktok sounds #I would post on twt but im scared I’ll get annihilated if I posted it there #I did the Saul pose too but I caught that the pose I drew was wrong and am going to fix #pleaseeeee please don’t get discouraged you should also draw columbo in this pose too!! there should be like 50 different versions #his arch Is killing me 😭😭😭🗿

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weast-of-eden · 2 months ago

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amc’s version of devil’s minion

#i mean i’m not sure but i also am pretty sure this is how it would go #also this is a joke iwtv fans please don’t kill me #iwtv #amc iwtv #armand iwtv #armandiel #armandaniel #devil's minion #devils minion #daniel molloy

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gavfleetout · 11 months ago

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Why is it that whenever there’s a wlw ship, it’s always the same two people in slightly different fonts?

On the left of each we have the dumbass jock, and on the right the often wealthy book and/or street smart gf who’s always 1000 gayer than their significant other.

And why is the dumbass one ALWAYS the main character? It doesn’t even matter if it’s canon or not. Like how did that happen?

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chialattea · 5 months ago

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(leans into the mic) my ideal team 7 dynamic is one where Uchiha Sasuke, former terrorist who has tried to kill his teammates multiple times and was such an edgelord he likely practiced his one-liners in front of a mirror ends up, somehow, being the voice of reason on his team.

#chia rambles #naruto #thinking of Mr there is a man I have to kill going uh. lets not do that #meanwhile Naruto and sakura supposedly less unhinged shinobi going ok wouldn’t it be funny if…#unhinged naruto unhinged sakura and just as unhinged but slightly more logical sasuke my beloved #let!! sakura!! be!! the chaotic creature she yearns to be!#kakashi’s like sakura my favorite student the light of my eyes. what are you doing with that chair #sakura: :))))#kakashi: please don’t #i want to see these three just. fucking around post canon #(boruto doesn’t exist sorry)#bullying kakashi and strolling through the nations as these unstoppable forces of nature #team 7 naruto #team 7 #narusasusaku #kinda. because one thing about me is I’ll always ship them TOGETHER #do NOT separate

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platossoulmates · 4 months ago

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every comic i read gets me more and more angry about his portrayal in the movies and media

#kidnapping him for all of x2 #killing him in the first few minutes of last stand #they used him as a hindrance for logan and jean’s relationship in all three of movies #and it makes me SICK #he did not go through 60 years of fearless leading for this to be all he’s worth #he is such a multi dimensional character #some please let him be more than ‘hey don’t touch my wife’#scott summers #let scott summers live man #scott summers needs a hug #x men #x men films #love his portrayal in evolution though #they get him better than bryan singer ever will #x men evolution #x men 97 is on thin ice #because why is king barely there….#but 92 is chill #x men 97 #x men 92 #jean grey #cyclops #all of these issues would be solved if the comic writers let go and listened to the throuple triggers #scogean #wolverine #logan howlett

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scrimblyscrorblo · 3 months ago

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Love in fics where these two interact cuz canonically the most Poe has interacted w him is bailing him out of jail TT

He is absolutely nervous because he means so much to Ranpo, absolutely not because he’s authority. I refuse to believe my man cares much for authority tbh his behaviour simply does not support the idea that he does

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