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Lezzy has a little message to anybody who’s having a rough day.

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Well..ya could have done somethin’

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I mean, it just makes sense.

The same goes for the rest of her species.

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I’m sure they all get along great.

@lovely-lauren-arts if you don’t mind me asking, what does Oliver think of taffy?

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Oh these are ADORABLE little babies! Introducing Arthur and Anna!

You two are gonna grow up to be sadistic and cold blooded cuties, just like your parents!

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Damn…last year felt like yesterday.

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The creature: you know, I’m the one who’s keeping you alive right? It wouldn’t obliterate you’re soul if you feed me someone!

Lezabel:…every time you eat a human being or a big animal, I’m the one that has to digest and excrete them.

The creature:…. You’re point?

Lezabel: do you have any idea how difficult it is to pass through an adult skull? Or a pelvis!? Like- how does a pelvis PASS THROUGH ANOTHER PELVIS!??

The creature: bitch, don’t talk to me about the mechanics of your cannibalism, it’s making me hungry. And I just ate a horse!

Lezabel:…oh dear, who did it belong to?

The creature: pretty sure he said his name was “jee nee Kay” i just hope you’ve had fibre, cuz that motherfucker was wearing metal on his hooves.

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A cute little montage of the Wilber family celebrating Christmas!

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That’s….not quite what it means sweetie.

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Mr. Jason…who invited you?

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Merry Christmas🎄

I really hope everyone has a happy new year, and I hope that your doing great on this fine Christmas.

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Our dear maiden has come here to celebrate too!🎄

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Christmas is coming soon so, here’s an early gift with dolly, Freddie and Kev.

@lovely-lauren-arts don’t worry about little Freddie here, he’s just teasing.

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*Michael telling a story about how he survived an alligator attack when he was 10*

He’s so dramatic omfg

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A little fact: when Ophelia is feeling pain of any kind she would often speak Russian.

Just like the pain of being pregnant with twins.

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Michael, I don’t think it should be legal for you to talk.

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I’ve finally done a full design of our ✨cool attractive✨ girl holly! And I added some info too.