#please I love him I love him so much

[thefanciestborrower]

heya! so i saw your tang post from a bit ago and i was wondering if you have any hcs for everyone's favorite noodle nerd? thanks if you answer! (i love your art and writing btw it's the reason i come on tumblr)

Hi fellow Tang enjoyer!! I would be, more than happy to provide you with hcs because ima be honest I have the single biggest prey crush on him ever lmao. He’s just so!!!! Eatable!!!!

Also dude the fact that I’m the reason you came to tumblr is baffling like...I’m so so so so flattered you enjoy my content that much gosh! I remember the people I came to tumblr for and I honestly can’t fathom myself being that for someone else gosh 💕. Always open for asks or just chatting in general please I love making friends here. 

Anyways, on to the headcannons!

Tang is genuinely like, 99.9% prey because I mean just look at him 

Now that’s not to say he’d like being eaten really 

But. It happens 

He’s just very appetizing to MK’s more non-human friends who hang around the shop sometimes like Red Son

In the show Mei joked about him looking so sweet and that’s why he keeps nearly getting eaten, but I genuinely see him tasting way more savory than sweet 

He’s has this very salty savory kind of almost beef miso taste to him and it’s delicious 

Means he pairs incredibly well with Pigsy’s noodles 

And, because it’s Tang, you know he’s not gonna pass up a chance to hang out in a giant bowl of noodles no sir 

He’s gonna happily sit in there and eat his weight in soup 

And then probably pass out and take a nap in said soup 

One fun little thing I can see happening is Pigsy making a noodle dish specifically to pair with Tang’s flavor 

Not for eating, but more as a fun work of art and gift for Tang

Tang loves lounging as a fancy garnish it strokes his ego a bit and gives him all the food he could possibly want 

It’s a bit of a risky thing to do though cause MK will eat said soup

Though he’s nice enough to eat around Tang

Just gives him a little lick 

The times in which Tang does get eaten he’s loud 

So so so loud and whiny 

It’s gross and slimy and smells weird inside!

Doesn’t like it nope 

But that won’t keep him from getting eaten no sir 

He’s a little soft around the middle and isn’t incredibly strong so he goes down very easy 

And makes a great oral stim, provided you can ignore the yelling 

Wukong likes chewing on him cause it’s funny 

Now sometimes he can be a little more willing, and that’s pretty much either when he’s eaten by Mk or eaten with Mk

MK is a sweet guy who will let him out when asked so he doesn’t mind spending an hour or two inside

Sometimes Mei will eat him along with MK and shhhh don’t tell but that’s when he might get a little cuddly 

He’ll let MK sleep on him and honestly be super content with everything provided Mei isn’t too loud 

I have so many more thoughts lol but we stopping here for today 

[erabu-san]

I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au doodles

It's just a bunch of random moments with Zuko looking grumpy for most of them,,, he can be happy for at least one drawing tho

[anthyies]

the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.

[starkspi]

From "Managerial Liberties" on AO3 by @miribalis (where they collect fallen angels like shiny Pokémon at the hotel), it makes me really happy (and has my heart).

[mejkosmos]

no because people never shut up about how bad bill fumbled ford which,,, okay valid BUT can we talk about how bad ford fumbled //FIDDLEFORD//?!? FOR A DORITO?!?!??!?

[statuetochka]

❤️‍🩹

[xxfluffypuff]

OUGH.. THE BRAINROT...

[astronnova]

doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday

[hinamie]

truth is, I used to dream about boys like you

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

[wwillywonka]

"A lie?" "An error."

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

[thunderstomm]

“Check the Threads, huh? I’m your new fairy godparent ! Kid, I’ll take you from Dev, to Dev-ine !!” 💜👑

[seefasterdraws]

hug! that! captain!

[sakuyuii]

adrien runs? well yes!

also…she’s still getting used to labels (too oblivious to notice his pun), and she may or may have not knew exactly where he would be …

i csnt help but need to say this is cornball sorry anyways i crave season 6

[chaos-bringer-13]

I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™

Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.

Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.

We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.

And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.

It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?

Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.