#LUCIFER PLEASE

[xxfluffypuff]

OUGH.. THE BRAINROT...

[sioraiocht]

~ @niceandaccuratemuses || “it's a shame you're such an asshole.” ( gabriel to lucifer )

"I beg your -" A burst of shocked laughter barks out of Lucifer, eyes fixing on Gabriel. "Please don't tell me that you - Mr Righteous, Mr 'Yes God, whatever you say God', Mr 'I can't wait for the world to end' - Don't tell me that you're calling me the asshole? Darling, please -" He twists his hand, summoning a mirror and holding it up to Gabriel. "Take a good long look because it takes an asshole to know one. At least I'm entertaining. People enjoy worshipping Lucifer - I've never heard anyone get hard for the angel Gabriel." Although, frankly, if those people do exist, Lucifer doesn't want to meet them.

[devildomprince]

Please come back to the palace, your paperwork will not cease to exist just because you are not here with it

Man, I thought I could get away with it, too. I'm having fun, though. 🙁

[v-anrouge]

girl im on the grind again

[flawlessfallen]

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse // from Alastor or Vox whichever you prefer -

"S'the matter, Vox? Got another loose connection? Must be an impressive collection by now."

[da-shrimping-station]

brb gonna ask WHB Lucifer to trans my gender I AM NOT FEELING IT TODAY Y'ALL

there's gonna be an important photo sesh at work later and i cannot find my binder IM SCREAMING

[voodoodaaddy]

Eaten, you say? Lucifer's cheeks are flushed a little, edging closer, before he giggles. "...Matching onesie sets--"

Does he want to poke fun at Alastor, or does he want to be bitten? In either outcome, he's horny over it.

With a deep, rumble and hiss, the Radio Demon's tendrils slither out within seconds, grasping the little King around the waist to drag him across the floor and press to his body. Without hesitation, the stag bites into his shoulder, groaning softly as that golden blood fills his mouth.

He's not sure if he's angry or horny or hungry, either way, he's getting what he deserves!

[notherpuppet]

Ball is (after)life *badum tsk* 🥁

[sharkcutlery]

someone said more drunk alastor. my wish is your command

[spacebubblehomebase]

(Canon Luci with Shrunken Al. Did not go so well. 😅)

Everyone: Deer instincts this. Radio noises that-

Me: Why don't we make use of the snake thing more often? I will never get over the fact that between the two of them, the predator and prey is not who people would usually expect.

Tied to this:

-Bubbly💙

[shellem15]

Can I just say, I really appreciate how Critical Role plays the Devil trope straight. There's been this phenomena in a lot of modern media (I'm not going to mention specifics but I'm sure a few examples pop up in people's minds) where Hell and the Devil aren't scary or malevolent forces. Hell is portrayed as being basically the same as our world just "edgier", and the Devil is a pretty decent guy actually. Heaven are secretly the real bad guys!

But Critical Role doesn't do that. In Exandria, Asmodeus *feels* like the Devil. He's malevolent and manipulative and terrifyingly powerful and he hates you, personally. We never see that type of portrayal anymore! And it's amazing! And he still manages to be sympathetic and tragic without losing his edge!

And the "Good Gods" are portrayed as flawed without being secretly evil or something! Like, actual nuance? In my Heaven/Hell dichotomy? What!?

It's just such a breath of fresh air after so many "The Devil was right, actually" stories. So props to Matt and Brennan and the cast.

[starkspi]

From "Managerial Liberties" on AO3 by @miribalis (where they collect fallen angels like shiny Pokémon at the hotel), it makes me really happy (and has my heart).

[helluvakippie]

I just LOVE that ol classic Vox and SatorRotas drew him with toony powers and im in love

[paincaat]

i'm not gonna lie this was meant to be a half a second clip for an animatic i was doing but i got wayyyyy too carried away

[techutones]

Guys what if

[radiodemonxkingofhell]

Okay so we all saw Alloplush's animatic of Alastor and Lucifer singing the Masochism Tango, right?

I have to say that this is my favorite part of this animatic!

Look how fucking ecstatic Alastor looks being with Lucifer as he brings them back into a dance...

And Lucifer's very soft smile and slight blush at Alastor, they look so damn HAPPY being in each other's presence like I- 🫠

Edit: Oh, and I forgot to mention Alastor's EAAAARRRSS 😭