#piss off with that shit bro
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it's actually impressive how a single final chapter destroyed a yuri AND a yaoi ship in the most stale and cliche way possible while simultaneously undoing character development and a major pivotal plot point
#bnha#bnha 431#mha#bakudeku#togachaco#togachako#bakugou calling izuku deku again???#piss off with that shit bro#he literally CRIED thinking about him#im so done with forced heteronormavity
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i have been unmedicated for the entirety of spring break and thus have had little interest in writing this down, but i have been thinking about this for the entire week (as well as a dpdc clone danny au that resulted in it becoming its entirely separate batman au that includes a teenage vigilante bruce wayne, an ocarina, and me entirely incapable of making a batman au without making bruce dirt poor but we're not talking about that) and so i've finally went 'fuck it' and forcibly grabbed my laptop. I will get this done in one sitting even if it kills me.
BUT. This is about neither clone^2 danny nor about who i am calling Ocarina Batman. This is about my Danyal Al Ghul Au and more SPECIFICALLY it's me thinking about his relationship with Sam and Tucker specifically.
Tucker and Sam? Adore this asshole (affectionate) with every fiber of their being. And it is very much a reciprocated feeling, but Danny's thoughts will not be delved into much other than he would kill for them.
Tucker? The only person currently capable of getting a deep, loud, belly laugh out of Danny. Sam can get him to smile and to laugh, but it's the kind that's a chuckle-under-the-breath. The quiet, looks-down-while-huffing laughter. Snorts once with laughter and then grins stupidly.
But Tucker? Tucker can crack a slew of stupid jokes and Danny will be incapacitated for the next five minutes because he's laughing so hard that he can't breath. He lands one well-timed pun or quip and Danny will be close to tears. His laughter is their favorite sound in the whole world.
Sam is lowkey jealous of this ability, and she's gotten a belly laugh out of Danny a few times. But alas, it is Tucker who wields this power and has gotten it the most times out of the two of them.
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They're also both physically affectionate with Danny as much as possible. It started roughly around when they were 12-ish, a year since they befriended Danny, and they noticed that he sought after touch but never seemed to initiate (and was in some ways repulsed by it). They started slowly being more touchy with him. Hooking a finger around his to lead him somewhere, tapping his wrist, looping arms. Little touches, grabs, etc, to get him used to it, and once he started doing it back they started increasing it.
It's gotten to a point where he will now just. Lay on them. Like a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Leaning on their backs when they're sitting in class before the bell rings, his chin on their heads. He'll talk about anything with his arms looped around their shoulders.
If they're sitting on a couch at either of their houses, he'll lay his legs on theirs. Him and Tucker will press their feet against the other's and try and push against them (newsflash: Danny always wins, Tucker claims its the ghost strength but Danny's been winning since before his accident)
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Naturally, both Sam and Tucker know where Danny keeps his weapons on his person, and are allowed to grab them off of him if they need it. His only requirement is that they don't lose his weapons if they take it and forget to return it immediately.
They both understand how big of a thing this is from Danny, and so they do their best to treat his weapons with a lot of respect and care because they know its his way of saying he trusts them.
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Sam and Tucker are so fond of Danny it's insane. Like fr. That's their goddamn best friend, and they are so protective of him. Emotionally, physically, you name it. They will tear the head off a grown man if they need to, Danny's had scars since he arrived in Amity Park and Sam and Tucker both are going to find the person who put them there and make them pay for it.
One time, Tucker overheard a bunch of upperclass girls speaking nastily about Danny and about the rumors surrounding him, calling him names like 'freak', 'monster', etc. Danny was with him and heard it, and seemingly appeared unbothered by it, even telling Tucker that he was used to such rumors.
Tucker was so furious that hacked into the school system later that night and tanked those girls grades. They were kicked out of their clubs and had to go to mandatory tutoring for the rest of the year. He made sure to leave some way of letting them know it was him who did it.
And Sam doesn't like using her money for things, doesn't like abusing that wealth. So instead, whenever her parents talk bad about Danny, she causes a media incident that has her parents scrambling to deal with. She does something wild, outrageous by her parents' standards.
She heard some boys on the basketball team making fun of Danny once, similar to those girls had. She kicks up a fuss about something eco-unfriendly at school and forcibly holds a protest on the same day of the big home basketball game, forcing them to cancel the event and reschedule to a visiting school.
She anonymously donates money so that there's new uniforms for the team but oops! Looks like she "forgot" to donate enough money for them to get uniforms for all the team members, and strangely enough those boys in particular didn't get them! Looks like they'll have to wait until more money gets donated for the basketball team to get their new, nice uniforms. The old ones look so ratty in comparison, right?
And since the football team gets most of the sport money, that might just take awhile. And if (and when) they kick up a fuss? oops! Off the basketball team you go, :) such unsportsman-like behavior is unfit for the team.
(The only good thing about how corrupt the school system is is that she can use it to her advantage too.)
The both of them know that Danny suspects them for the sudden misfortune falling on these people, but he doesn't call them out on it. He's kinder than he used to be, but not kind enough to vouch for people who speak badly of him. Sometimes, he might just congratulate them on not getting caught.
Because Danny is their wonderful, hurt friend with a "slightly" Blue and Orange Moral code, and enough scars that people have been calling him a criminal (and worse) since he arrived in Amity Park when he was ten. And they'll be damned if he gets hurt anymore.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danyal al ghul#its kinda hard to get my thoughts in order bc i am ✨unmedicated✨ rn BUT#this is the gist of it#i could wax poetic about how much sam and tucker adore danny as their friend but alas. the wax is not waxing. it is stuck to the paper#and i am chipping it off with my nail and its getting stuck under it.#ocarina batman has been in my head since friday someone come sedate me. him and pit fighter batman too. who is ALSO a piss poor teenage#bruce wayne who instead of a vigilante and villains is a PIT FIGHTER. he fights blindfolded thats why he's called the bat#ocarina batman's Look is if you combined punk + assassins creed aesthetic together and then gave it an ocarina#the ocarina is because i thought it'd be cool if its how he and robin communicated across long distances bc they didnt have comms#because they are ✨poor✨ and live in a one room apartment in crime alley.#and also the mental image of him sitting on. rooftop ledge in the rain playing 'song of storms' from LoZ was too fantastic to ignore#like bro imagine hearing that as a criminal. you're off doing shady shit with your gang and in the distance you hear the faint and#haunting melody of an ocarina. two of them in a call and response duet. and its getting closer. and you cannot find where#siren type shit fr fr#look he has the assassins creed hood and a long ass coat that has spikes on the end that when flared out looks like the silhouette of a bat#on fucking GOD i am this 👌 close to finding an artist doing commissions to make this for me. i am frothing at the mouth#he is 17-19 years old with his little brother-son Robin. Logically Robin is Dick but in my heart of hearts the first Robin is Jason#and he has perfected the art of getting his older brother to play songs on the pan flute for him. long pitchy whine on his own ocarina#the familiar childlike 'pleeeaaaaaaase?' and he knows he's won when there is a 10s silence on the other end before his brother plays#a lullaby.#look up 'sailor moon - pan flute (relaxing) on youtube' and when there's the thumbnail of two green skinned aliens with long blue and pink#hair. click on it. THAT is the song Bruce plays.#hhhhhhhhhhh frothing at the mouth over this au sooo fucking badly
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#Star Trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#Spock#commander spock#s'chn t'gai spock#leave him alone bro#shit pisses me off
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rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious
#thunderhowl at the copilot doing Absoluteky nothing then being surprised when shadowstriker is unfamiliar with the terrain: :D#i get ure a theater kid but CAN U STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC#bumblebee moving to the wall like the only smart person#optimus just wants to find the source#had to include soundwave being the bitchiest person for no reason at the end of course 🩵 mi lady#somebody help tarn bro only has one arm 😭😭#hes not even using it against a wall or anything like hes just trying to keep his balance#everybody panicking while shadowstriker doesnt give a fuck#girlboss shit she does every day and no one cares it pisses me off yall need to appreciate my mean lesbian like yall appreciate her mean gay#bestie#thunderhowl :) bcs he wants soundwave to struggle probably. i mean at the cost of others maybe risking a concussion? sure#theyre both so petty but try to act too cool to be in their own lame ways. im obsessed with them#he was hoping soundwave was gonna land in his lap 💔#somehow from all the way back there LMFAO if his terrains can defy gravity so can his beloved annoyance ok. he believes#im a filthy multishipper so i need tarn and soundwave to have more fic & kiss too bcs it's literally tarn being like I Know What You Are#(a Bttm) to soundwave and soundwave having to screw his lips into a smile & be like teehee of course.. only to be like (u forgot the Brat*)#at the end like. why are they like that. tarn holding him by the waist with 1 arm being like i got u bbgirl meanwhile hes getting#60000 concussions and soundwave is trying So hard not too laugh.. TOO loudly. (tarn thinking hes so anime protag rn)#tf cyberverse#soundwave#tarn#thunderhowl#shadowstriker#bumblebee#optimus prime#maccadam#transformers#I CANT BELIEVE I HAD ENOUGH ROOM FOR THESE TAGS!
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i hope the person who tried to shit on me on twitter for my Regan art knows that they're only promoting me more, and now lots of people want to see more art from me, which motivates me to draw lol
it's really not that hard to not interact with something you don't like, but they decided to publicly shame me to their followers on another platform to incite hatred towards me and act like it's a crime for others to ship Rick Grimes with other characters other than Michonne. i really love Richonne and i honestly don't think there's anything wrong with coming up with non-canon ships as long as it's not illegal or hurting anyone, but publicly attacking someone online over a ship and fanart is the most ridiculous and immature thing you could ever do, especially when you're a full grown adult with a job and you're acting this way towards others who are clearly just having fun and causing no harm🤦🏻♀️
you can sit there and watch people and zombies get brutally killed for hours, but can't handle a single fanart of two men kissing? bffr 😂
#twd#the walking dead#tumblr is full of gay shit bro what did you expect#god forbid people have fun#and i'll keep drawing them kissing if it pisses them off so much lol#just say you're jealous of negan in that scenario lmaooo
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Random thought but I genuinely hate how incels as a whole think the gaming community revolves around them and their bullshit opinions. Calling the upcoming Witcher 4 video game “woke” because the main character of the new saga is a woman is crazy as if Ciri hasn’t ALWAYS been intended to take the mantle after Geralt’s storyline in BOTH the original video game trilogy and the damn books. Like that’s his literal adoptive daughter, he’s her mentor and protector & they’re linked by destiny. The third game lines up the saga’s intention in that way to have Ciri be the main character in the storyline, so why wouldn’t it be her? And their other reasoning for hating on the game is that she’s ugly or isn’t pretty enough for their acceptance. My brother in Christ, this is a dark fantasy story, are mutated monster fighting warriors supposed to be fucking naked for you to jerk off to? Like shut the fuck up my god.
#witcher 4#ciri baby get behind me fr#me getting annoyed again#but real shit I’m so fed up with incels and the way they think#they’re a fucking plague and ruin everything they fucking touch#done pissed me off truly#dumbass people be calling anything they find disturbing woke like shut up bro#if anything I’m very curious to see what happened to geralt like is he dead or did he retire omg
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i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago
#like if buck had a kid and he said to eddie “theres no one in this world i trust with my kid more than you” eddie wouldve given him head#if buck had written him into his will and said “because eddie (cuz im sorry but buck loves eddies name too much to not use it)#you act like youre expendable but youre wrong“ eddie wouldve been like on his knees begging for buck to move in already#or if eddie did something reckless and after told buck he had to do it and buck just looked at him fondly and said “i know you did”#eddie wouldve dragged his ass to the nearest jewelry store to get them matching rings#or if someone off handedly mentioned how long he was dead/underground/uhhh bleeding out from his gunshot wound#and buck corrected them and said “um no actually it was 3 minutes and 17 before we got to the hospital” eddie wouldve done unspeakable#things to him in the bathroom of that underground poker club#or if eddie came out to buck and buck gave him a similar supportive little talk and said “this doesnt change a thing between us”#eddie wouldve been like “uh no actually it does get in the fucking car rn” and driven them to the courthouse so they could get married#basically#eddie says the gayest shit to buck all the time but buck just hears it as Normal Bro Things because hes never had a normal friend before so#he had nothing to really compare it to#but if buck were to say this kinda gay shit to eddie#eddie would immediately be like oh youre in love with me because eddie is a romantic and knows declarations of love when he hears them#however#buck communicates his feelings with flirting but eddie is fucking stupid and has no game and no rizz and doesnt realize hes flirting#eddie communicates his feelings with grand declarations of love but buck is fucking stupid and doesnt realize people actually care about hi#they need to flip communication styles and then theyll realize#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#get him out of there#let eddie free so he can finally have game#omg no or if eddie had done something that kinda pissed buck off and buck just looked at him after eddie apologized and said “ofc i forgive#you“ well there wouldve been something freaky going on in the firehouse closets that halloween#me thinks
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frustrated by a "non political" server im in, paraphrased conversation i saw
Free Palestine. If you think any other way. Unfollow me. I don't want you here.
#text post#image post#not tagging this under my usual art tags cos its mostly to vent frustration#vent#vent post#vent comic#free palestine#might do a continuation to this cos honestly the moderation there plays both sides and it pisses me off#to see the same pro-israel guy start shit with anyone who is pro-palestine and then call in the mods when they retaliate#esp since bro keeps reacting to announcements with the israel flag and dropping fucking dogwhistles#“anyway good luck out there human- or not human- i dont care as long as you dont support those who want to hurt me” he says after starting#shit with anyone who has the palestine flag in their name#he deleted that message btw which pisses me off further
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fuckin…. im a bit grouchy today, but reading “omg someone who draws, draw this extremely complicated and time consuming idea I had for free teehee just throwing this idea out there” makes me want to chew concrete, this isnt cute, you arent coy. just the flippancy of it rubs me the wrong way, “teehee im not asking for artists to draw for me for free, im just throwing this idea out there teehee”
Drives me up the walls, you want your ideas drawn, animated, whatever? Fucking pay an artist
#text post#certified vent moment#ive just been stressed out over how artists are treated in general#we are simultaneously put on a pedestal ‘omg what you do is so incredible youre so creative i cant even draw a stick figure’#and devalued to absolute shit#even among leftists that talk a big talk about supporting workers#will use shit like AI and when called out on it will whine ‘oh i cant pay artists poor me boohoo’#we arent even seen as workers by people#but our labor is still exploited all the same#im tired man#anyway i had to read someone post ‘pls some artist out there make this amv for me teehee’ on a tag I follow#and it pissed me off#A FUCKIN AMV BRO???? DO YOU KNOW HOW TIME CONSUMING THAT SHIT IS????
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Whattttttt!??? Why is ponti beefing with an eleven year old at his big age. Does he steal toys from tots if they piss him off? Take candy from babies if they make him mad?? Where does it end, ponti!???
PFFFT yeah he's pretty lame for that ngl 😂 tbf when he was in the whole fighting business and he would kill Anyone even children bc A. the people wanted it and B. he was not about to let one live for them to come back and be his downfall so he would kill kids in rings if it called for it. After all he was a kid when he first had to fight too so he honestly saw it as taking them out now while they're helpless b4 they grow up and possibly kill him (like he did to a lot of monsters)
it was also his initial 'my childhood was miserable so i'll make yours too' mentality so empathy was pretty nonexistent to him until he straightened up his life and joined the squad 🤔 so yeah at first he had genuine beef with Vinny even tho everyone was like dude... hes just a kid...😒 but as he learned empathy his beef turned into mean older brother banter and now they're pals 😀👍 but deadass when Ponti first joined it was literally like this LMFAO
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#deadass it would be like#Vinny: raving about something silly and just being hyper :3c Ponti: bro this little shit rlly starting to piss me off🤬😡🤬😡#ollie just staring at him 2.5 seconds away from beating him to a pulp again#ponti#vinny
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obsessed with how the literal second charles first dies in the classic comics magneto finally comes back for the first time in like twenty issues
#snap chats#THEY BEEN NAME DROPPING HIM EVERY OTHER ISSUE SINCE HE FIRST FLED LIKE STOP TAUNTING ME#‘SNAP SPOILERS’ GOD sorry. yeah charles dies in like what. issue 42????#oh bitch i was just guessing yeah it is 42 LMAO#anyways no crying cause the literal last page its all ‘ a moment of silence for our fallen professor.. AND IN NEXT ISSUE MAGNETO’S BACK’#crying tho at pietro going to charles’ funeral and wanting his help for wanda :(((((((((( oh my beautiful boy and my lovely lady …..#also take a shot every time magneto curves a bullet. what is wrong with him.#lol shot. anyways.#group meeting to kick mags’ ass starts in five minutes#ok but Double Crying at pietro sneaking back in the castle cause why does it have the energy of like. some cinderella shit#yk what i mean like sneaking back in the house and toads all IM TELLING MAGNETO 🫵 fucking SNITCH#he doesnt even LIKE YOU stop pissing me off <- i love toad#i live for the drama tho cant lie ….#‘pietro how dare you go to charles’ funeral’ bro just mad he didnt go himself smh. whatever.#but now im forced to imagine pietro sneaking off to meet with charles like once in a blue moon#Can He Help Him And His Sister but now its too late to know …#girl i got so sad when he fled tho … peitro please the fam’ll help you 😭😭😭😭#anyways im about to have dinner with the fam so im gonna have ideas swirling in my brain for the next two hours BYE !!!!!!!!
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No bro cus the attachment I have to Victoria Neuman… like bro i actually cried for hours on end after season 4 finale. Hid in my room the whole day and sobbed for a week straight. I fr don’t even know why 😔 I’ve never felt that way about a character before. NEVER cried for a character like that ever oh my days
I’m fr still in the denial stage of grief.. like I be sitting in my room or out in public and suddenly get hit with the thought ‘oh shit she’s dead’ tears in my eyes n everything only to forget n be hit with the same thought a week later.
She deadass needa come back I fear I can’t live like this it’s so gut wrenching
#⛧ cupid : ̗̀➛#sittinginthecorneralone .ᐟ#⛧ cupid yaps : ̗̀➛#victoria neuman#Bro I miss her sm#yall don’t understand#well I mean you probably do#But you know what I mean#Shit got me posted up here thinking about her#Active tears in my eyes#Why did I ever get into the boys#Slash J tho I love that show sm#Her death fr piss me off tho like girl.. yall did NOT have to do allat n you know it#Ain’t even give her the chance to fight back or something idk#And Zoe..#My poor baby bro omg
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this whole blake lively vs justin baldoni ordeal is extremely disheartening to witness. The lack of media literacy, critical thinking and the rise of misogyny is disgusting. I don’t care about blake lively really, shes just another celebrity to me. Until i see that people are blindly following a smear campaign because they cant think for themselves for a damn second. baldonis lawsuit is bullshit, hes a man who sucks (shocking) and a womans greatest crime is being ‘annoying’ in the year of our lord 2025
#Ooooh yall piss me off#bro is suing nyt.. for an article cowritten by the same woman who helped break the weinstein case#you think reputable writers like them would LIE?#blake lively#justin baldoni#fuck justin baldoni#If anyone wants a thoughtful video about it i recommend Swiftologist on Youtube#he did a video explaining the smear campaign and now the lawsuit#he is not a lawyer but he is a journalist and this is his job#arson yaps#People just take anything at face value SPOILER you cant learn everything from a 10 second tiktok#The way some of yall cant see a misogynistic movement when its in your face flashing bright lights at you#Im just TIRED#The way yall treat women sometimes is abhorrent#some of yall need to be whacked with a stick#and dont start on the it ends with us campain that doesn’t mean SHIT atp
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"The movie messes up the TV lore" 🥺🥺🥺
Bro the TV lore messes itself up. Master fu destroyed the most important temple ever cause he wasn't allowed to eat for a day.
#bro when i tell you#the only reason why i started watching this show was cause the concept was nice#but the execution is dog shit and now im just seeing where its going.#they didnt add worthwhile plot till season 4 bro#season 2 and 3 was just world building#and season 3 sucked so like a season and a half if plot max#and the FIBALLY OF 5 PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH#i wanted adrien to punch his dad in the face as himself not noir#i dont like redemption arcs the movie made#but i perfer it better than me coming off as a doomsday nut job conspiracy therorist#yelling on youtube how convient it was hawkmoth was defeated but agreste died in the process#his weird butterfly motif in his house#his aloofness started arou d the same time hawkmoth showed up#any design shown on screen was ugly af so hes not studying fashion in his free time thats for sure#i am the charlie day pepe silvia meme in this universe canonically#oh shit the actual tags#miraculous ladybug#miraculous awakening#chat noir#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#ladybug and cat noir the movie
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Hiii! Great job on finishing your WIPs by the way! 😁
For requests, I'm curious as to how you'd write tmnt 2003, so maybe lee Mikey, if you're up to it? (Ler can be anyone, your choice!! 😘)
I hope you're doing well! 😊
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𝙻𝚎𝚎: 𝙼𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚢 🐢🧡
𝙻𝚎𝚛: 𝙻𝚎𝚘 🐢💙
𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝙼𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚓𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙻𝚎𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚔? 𝟷. 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝟸. 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝? 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙼𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙻𝚎𝚘’𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚜…
𝚃𝚊𝚐𝚜: @itzsana-kiddingmenow @saturnzskyzz @tmntalways
@shut-up-jo @someone1348 @rice-cake-teen10 @turtletimewriting
(𝙰/𝙽: 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 😵💫…𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟹 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜 🫶🏾💖💕💗! 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢: 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚞𝚢! 𝚃*𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔/𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝙳𝙽𝙸!!!)
𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝚃𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐— 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 😌👍🏾💓
**•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝚃𝚄𝚁𝚃𝙻𝙴𝚂 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃 𝙸𝚃 𝙾𝙵𝙵!!! 🌚𝙾𝙽𝙴🤪𝚃𝚆𝙾👁️𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙴💅🏾𝙵𝙾𝚄𝚁🌝˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*·̩̩̥͙
“Leeeoooooooo!!! Come watch TV with meeee…” Mikey whined loudly, resting his head on his eldest brother’s shoulder as the other sat quietly on the dojo floor, meditating.
“I’m obviously doing something here, Mike.” Leo said calmly, trying to concentrate on his meditation.
Which…was kind of hard when his little brother was literally breathing down his neck.
The orange banded turtle huffed, hugging onto his brother’s arm like the clingy koala that he was, “I thought you loved meeee…”
The slightly taller turtle sighed longly, stopping his meditation for a quick second as he opened his eyes, looking down at his brother, “Don’t be ridiculous. You know I love you.”
Mikey smiled at the slightly defensive response, hugging the other’s arm tighter, “If you love me so much then watch some TV with me!!!”
Leonardo fondly rolled his eyes, squeezing the freckled faced teen in a side hug, “I’ll watch TV with you later, okay? I promise.” The blue banded turtle exclaimed as he went back into the sitting position he was in beforehand. He put the both of his hands in his lap, closing his eyes as he tried to concentrate quietly.
Mikey sighed loudly, resting his cheek on his older brother’s shoulder, causing Leo to stiffen slightly. The taller turtle opened his eyes once more, glaring at the other as the smallest turtle just grinned back, batting his eyelashes dramatically.
“Mikey.” Leo hissed.
“Yes~?” The younger sang innocently as his free hand started to squeeze at his big brother’s side. The blue banded teen’s eyes widened, biting back down the laugh that was bubbling in his throat.
The youngest snorted at his brother’s reaction, raising an amused brow, “What’s going on, man? I thought you were concentrated with meditating.”
“I. Am.” The other said through gritted teeth.
“Really? You sure about that, bro?” The younger asked teasingly.
Leo sighed knowingly, cracking his knuckles at he took one more glance at his baby brother.
So this is the way Michelangelo wanted to play? Fine by him.
If he was going to interrupted during his personal meditation/training session, he should at least take what he’s learned to good use, right? Right.
The elder quickly and swiftly got out of the hold the youngest had him in. And as soon as he did, Leonardo pinned his brother’s arms on the dojo floor as he sat on his legs effortlessly.
The orange banded turtle’s eyes widened in panic, his cocky demeanor immediately crumbling as he realized the situation he practically dug himself into.
But the eldest did take notice how his younger brother wasn’t really fighting and/or resisting all that much.
If Mikey really wanted to get away, Leo would’ve gotten punched in the gut right now.
“Waha— wait wait wahait!!!” The smaller turtle squeaked out, kicking his legs behind his brother “C-Cohome ohon— cahan’t we tahalk about thihis first…?”
“I don’t even know why you’re acting so surprised. You knew this was going to happen, Mikes…” Leo said as he couldn’t help but chuckle at his now flustered brother.
“Buhut Ihi— *snort* Leeheeo!!” Mikey whined, shaking his head back and forth repeatedly as his giggles raised an octave due to the fact that his mean brother was wiggling his fingers above him teasingly.
Okay…well on the bright side of things, Leo and him were hanging out now!
Although, them 'hanging out' was just Mikey about to get his shit absolutely wrecked, but hey! Maybe Leonardo would go easy on him…?
I mean, Mikey might be the smallest turtle out of the four, but he was also by far the cutest out of all of them (April definitely said so at one point in time so therefore it’s automatically correct), so Leo couldn’t and wouldn’t be…that malicious, right?
If he would, the youngest would file a restraining order.
“What? You what, Mikey? You saw I was meditating and I said I would watch TV with you later. And yet you still persisted on bothering me.”
“I-Ihi’m *snort* sohORRY, okAHAY?! Juhust pLEHEASE *snort* d-dohon’t—“
“Please what?”
“TIHICKLE MEEHEE!!!”
“Tickle you? Oh, whahat a wonderful idea.” Leo mused as he scribbled his free hand against his little brother’s side. Michelangelo shrieked at the sudden sensation to his sides, squirming and wriggling as he tried to get out of the hold.
“Gehet *snort* oHOFF *snort* OHOF meehee!” The youngest whined loudly through his laughter, kicking his feet on the ground repeatedly.
The eldest turtle huffed out a small chuckle, letting go of both of his brother’s hands and letting them flail around before digging his fingers into his brother’s underarms.
The orange banded teen let out a loud squeal, putting his hands down as he pushed on his brother’s arms, “GOHOH *snort* A-AWAHAHAY!”
“Your snorting already? I’ve barely done anything yet.”
“S-SHUHUT *snort* *squeak* UHUP!”
“Ehexcuse me? What did you just say?” Leonardo asked, ceasing the tickling for a second as him and Mikey rustled and tussled with each other’s arms.
“NONONONOHO— *snort* PLEHEASE DOHON’T!!!”
“Then moohoove your hands, Mike!”
“IHIHI *snort* CAHAN’T!”
“Then you put this upon yourself…” Leo said as he leaned in and blew a raspberry in the crook of his baby brother’s neck while kneading his hips.
The younger basically screamed in loud laughter, throwing his head back as happy tears shined in his eyes, “EEEEEHAHAHA!”
“Wow. This must tickle really bad, huh?”
“BEEHEE QUIHIHIET!!!”
“If you really want me to stop, you can just say stop, y'know.”
“NAHAHAH— *snort* SHUHUSH SHUHUSH!!”
“Unless…” Leo hinted teasingly, his fingers clamping down on the other’s thigh as he squeezed it mercilessly, still blowing raspberries on the orange cladded turtle’s neck.
“JAHSHHSJAKAHAH!!!” Mikey stuttered through his laugh.
“What was that?”
“MABSGHAJAHAH— *snort* *snort* JDHDHAHAH!!!”
“Oh, you don’t say…”
“MANSHSJWKAHA— *snort* *squeal*!!”
“Really? Wow. You don’t hear news like that everyday.” The blue cladded turtle joked, going back to squeezing Mikey’s hipbones.
“NOHO *squeak* STAHA— *squeak* IHI— *snort* L-LEEHEEHEEO!”
“Yes~?”
“PLEHEHA— *squeak* PLEHEASE NAHA— *snort* STAHAP I-IHI CAHAN’T!!!” Michaelangelo cried as happy tears ran down his cheeks. Leo couldn’t help but giggle at the adorable sight of his younger brother completely lost in his own cackles. The eldest stopped, sitting to the other side of Mikey so the youngest could catch his breath.
The orange banded turtle slumped on Leo’s shoulder once more as the eldest wrapped him in a comforting hug, “Yohou’re freeheeaking *snort* evil…”
The leader in blue snorted softly at the remark, “Ahand yohou’re annoying as hell.”
“Tahakes one toohoo know one, dear ohold brohohother ohof mine.” The orange banded teen grinned, the two enjoying each other’s company in comforting silence before the eldest spoke, “What TV show did you want to watch with me anyway?”
“Star Trek! Dad brought new DVD’s and—“
“AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?!” Leonardo basically screeched, leaping unto his feet as he quickly helped his brother up, taking his hand and almost dragging him to the living room. “I-I just said I wanted to watch TV with you!” Mikey yelled as he was being dragged along the hallway, “I didn’t know Star Trek was that important to you—“
Leonardo stopped in his tracks, slowly turning around to his brother, “Star Trek is very important to me.” He explained, turning back around as he saw the TV starting to play his favorite Sci-Fi show. The blue banded teen sat down next to his Father on the couch, becoming almost entranced by the television.
Not so far from where the leader in blue was sitting, Raph was leaning on a wall as he was talking to the second youngest. Mikey approached the two with a big, happy grin on his face, putting an arm around Donatello.
“You got Leo to come out of his meditation cave, I pressure?” The scientist asked.
“Yessir!” The youngest said happily, “But I just don’t understand how he meditates for, like, three freaking hours. I can barely do one!!! It’s impressive honestly…”
“More like concerning.” Donnie added on.
“Well…impressive or not, Fearless over there needs to take a break every now an' again. So thanks for doing what you did, Mike. We all appreciate it.” Raphael said, a small, embarrassed blush appearing on his face as his little brother’s looked at him teasingly. “Awe…Raphie you looooove us~!” Donatello grinned.
The red banded teen rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, “I take back everythin' I said about lovin' any of you dunderheads…” He muttered, although his voice lacked his usual snarky and cocky tone— which the two youngest turtle’s definetley took notice in.
“My sons, are you going to come and watch the space alien science fiction show with me and Leonardo?” Splinter asked the three teens. “Sure, Sensei.” Donnie said as they walked over.
“SHHH SHHH!!! IT’S ON MY FAVORITE SCENE!!!” Leo hissed as he was still looking at the television.
“But…every scene is your 'favorite scene'…” Raphael laughed.
“SAME. DIFFERENCE!!!”
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(𝙿.𝚂.: 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐!!!)
#LEO LOOKS SO PISSED OFF IN THAT IMAGE I CANTTTT#Bro said: 🗿#Lee!Mikey#Ler!Leo#Tmnt 2003 tickle#Tmnt 2003 tickle fic#Also if anyone doesn’t know— 2003 Raph has a Brooklyn accent so that’s why I wrote his dialogue a tad bit different 😎🫶🏾#As someone who was born in NY AND lived with people from NY…that dialogue was the best I could do 🥲💔….#THE ACCENT IS JUST#RAUUHGDGDHSN#“I’M WALKIN' 'ERE 🙄💅🏾”#These boys need tickles frfr#Leo loving Star Trek is canon I was in the writers room 💗💪🏾😗#I HC that Leo has a habit to overwork himself so his bro’s/sis/Dad have different ways to help him out 💕💖💞🩷💗#Since they know Leo hates being a “burden” and stuff like that 🥲#The TMNT 2003 opening theme is freaking PEAK ✨✨✨✨✨#ESP IN S4#AAAAAHHHHHHH#Don’t get me started on S4 bro 👁️👄👁️…#Shit had me crying for a solid WEEK#I really hope you like this AAAAHHH#Tmnt 2003 tickle fanfiction#Tmnt 2003 tickle ficlet
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I feel good today let’s see what is going on in the satosugu ao3 ta-
#this is the level of pettiness I used to see in voltron fandom#and I was in voltron fandom exactly 8 years ago#I don’t even believe this is a rage post bro like they passionate about this stuff lmfao#jjk#satosugu#even marvel fandom was more civilised than this and marvel fandom was A LOT of ppl#ughhhhh closing stsg ao3 and never opening this shit again#this goge gego shit got me so pissed off none of you classy af#goge#tagging yall because enough with this bs please
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