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Too many artists are held back by outdated and bad color theory rules, or even rules that are fine but have built in limitations that you should know and I want to set everyone free.

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u know that reminds me of this tweet going around making fun of dark mode users like 'haha do you guys need your books on dark paper' and it's like yeah some people can't read text printed on white paper? regular books aren't accessible to some people for that reason. whats the joke.

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A 20-minute adventure lasted for more than 20 years

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>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!

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they are my favorites

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who’s got that one gif of Captain Kirk doing this I Need it

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when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

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TWO EMBERS PART ONE IS HERE AND SO ARE MY COMMISSIONS!!!

Spirited Manatee Ensemble: $9.99 - 2 Chibis / 2 Minecraft Skins / A Mix

Vestige of Dark Dragons:  $11.99 - 3 Chibis / 3 Minecraft Skins / A Mix

Butterfly Blossom Memento + Mini Manatee Accessory + Manatee Plush: $13.97 - 3 Chibis / 3 Minecraft Skins / A Mix

Cloak of Darkness: $14.99 - 3 Chibis / 3 Minecraft Skins / A Mix

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GOD i love the music in the dynasty warriors gundam games

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Epic The Musical!

Does anyone have any musical recommendations? I've had Hadestown, Amelie and Nerdy Prudes Must Die on a loop all year and probably need to find some new things to listen to ♥️

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What’s the bugs first reaction becoming human? 

Imagine this.

You are made of hard chitin. Your arms and legs are smooth and black, like that of obsidian. Your chitin and body shell are the hardest part of your body. Below this protective layer are your vulnerable insides. Like your brain, nerves, muscle fibers, multiple guts, and everything else actually important. This makes complete sense. You're body has multiple segments that shift to allow you to move precisely and easily on rough terrain. You breath out the sides of your body. Your mouth has multiple lips to grab food and salivate to. You are an endotherm and control your body heat, but you can't handle hot areas. Your eyes are hard, dry, and perfect for the dark. Your hard hands have four fingers. You're body is a unit: hard, light, and agile.

And then you wake up.

You're body is hot. Horribly, terribly hot. You are in shadow, but your surroundings are so brightly lit, all you can do is close your eyes. Which leak water out of them? You breath, but it's not from your sides, it's from a new hole on your face, just below your eyes, and then you breath out of your mouth. It's covered in more saliva and feels flexible. For some reason your chest fills with air like a balloon when you breath now. Clothing drapes your body. You understand that your body feels weird. Everything feels weird. As you move your arm to feel your back, your breath hitches because there is no hard surface. It is squishy and stretchy and hairy(?) and you can feel something hard beneath. You're eyes slowly adjust and the sight of strange trees, a blue sky, and a blazing light is so difficult to process, all you can do is lay there with shaky breath you can't control. And then maybe scream if you think it's necessary... And then you pick your self up with alien flesh, bone, and muscle and try to find help. BECAUSE WHAT THE $@%& IS HAPPENING.

THAT :) 👍

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Everyone got a moment to look at themselves in the mirror. Ghost stayed in there the longest.

They’re one of the most scarred of the crew except for Hollow. Being Hallownest’s punching bag does that to you. Also having your head split open. That too.

I realized I never showed Ghost’s Human face! So I wanted to make a little snippet of them marveling at having one. :3 they look so … idk they just look different. I love it. And the angst is palpable. So much you can do with it.

DAiHK Humans: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5

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God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

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hey, I went to Mad At You Island and it wasn't empty. there was a stranger you were a bit curt with on a bad day, an old friend who you got into a falling out with, a labmate who's experiment you messed up by mistake, someone who's birthday you forgot, an internet stranger who is hellbent on deciding you're not morally good enough for not reblogging a post or not following a one day boycott. and it is kind of mortifying to realise that Mad At You Island will never be uninhabited, but it's just a fact of life. and if you try to reduce the population to zero, you'll end up whittling yourself down to nothing

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What gets me about the Mastercard/Visa shit is this:

You are at the grocery store. You pick up a nice, girthy zucchini. You head over to the oils and pick up a thing of olive oil. Then a packet of condoms.

Satisfied with your selections, you head to the cashier. As you place the items on the conveyor, a voice shouts: "DON'T SELL THOSE! THAT'S GOING UP A BUTT!"

And then for some reason, the cashier agrees. Then the guy who shouted, this fuckass guy in a suit, marches up to the counter and starts demanding that the store never sell any vegetables that could be put up a butt. He starts out pointing at the zucchinis and cucumbers and carrots, but you heard what he said: he's effectively banning every vegetable, just enforcing it selectively.

You ask the cashier if he's corporate or something. The cashier says no. The manager? No. He works here at least? No.

Who the fuck is he, then?

Well, the cashier explains, he's the bank manager from the next street over. He's taken up a moral crusade against vegetables that might go into rectums and if they don't obey him, he won't take anyone's paychecks or any money from any store that opposes him. And his bank is the only bank in the region, so it'd be a huge hassle for the business and the employees.

And somehow this dumb fucking scenario is real.