#picking your nose

[somethingsomewhereorsomething]

Somewhere out there someone just picked their nose

[incognitopolls]

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[humming-fly]

as expected the fma mobile game event side story that inexplicably features og greed and ling as high schoolers is just as wildly batshit as you'd expect - all these shitposts are all taken nearly Verbatim from the translation shit really was just that funny i still laugh when i think about it

(also in case ya'lld like to see it for yourself i saved all the screenshots and google translations to a zip file here though fair warning they may or may not be in order good luck o7)

[poppurini]

I’M ACTUALLY GONNA THROW UP H-H-H-HIS VOICELINES???????? WMHUH???????? WHO DO YOU TUINK YOU ARE????????? DOESB THOSS MENA YOUR VIICELIENS ARE OGNFNA BE DOEN IN TYOUR GENERAL GOICE DIRR SIR I ENED TO JNOW PMEASE WHAT IF I STABBED YOU WITH MY LIPS

[isa-ah]

where do people even find good septum rings???

[cock-holliday]

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Merlin doin highly public and suspicious magic to add some spice to his life in Camelot

[andy-clutterbuck]

6x10 | The Next World

[narutoblogiguess]

Neji has to live with the caged bird seal, the knowledge of what happened to his father and pain and suffering he and the rest of the branch members deal with everyday of his life

And the one time he confronted hinata about it she just said it was only him that was upset about it.

I would have tried to kill her too.

[cerise-on-top]

I love the way you write for the cod women! specifically, Farah (she's my wife) if you feel comfortable writing for chubby readers. Could you write Farah x Chubby Reader? 💕

Hello! I'm glad to hear that you enjoy my writing! Farah is pretty cool I agree! Here you go!

Farah with a Chubby!Reader

Farah doesn’t particularly care about your body type as long as you’re you. She fell in love with you because of your personality, not your body. But that isn’t to say she wouldn’t adore it all the same. It’s a part of you, and therefore it’s as perfect as it could get. She loves you in your entirety, regardless of what you look like, even on those days where you might feel like she deserves someone better than you. Someone who fits the image of traditionally handsome or pretty more so than you do. It’s during those days where Farah would actually become a bit more cuddly than she usually is. She doesn’t touch people very often aside from the occasional friendly pat on the shoulder or maybe patching someone up after a rough fight. She may be touch starved, but she doesn’t really touch people. Not that she detests it, it’s just not her style. So she’d be a bit more touchy with you, reassuring you that you’re lovely just as you are. You’re gorgeous, no one could ever take that away from you. It’s during those days that she’ll demand you lie down on the couch or the bed so she can rest her head either on your chest or your tummy. Both are the perfect napping spot, she’ll claim, even if she doesn’t really take naps during the day. She’ll snuggle into you, hold you close and tell you just how lovely and beautiful you are, beauty standards be damned because the prettiest, most jaw dropping person on the planet is with her right now anyway. Every other fool knows nothing in comparison.

Farah is also pretty good with her words. When she was younger she used to read quite a lot, quite a few things were above her reading level as well, so she knows a few fancy words here and there. She can compare you to just about anything beautiful on this planet, but she does like to tell you that there were some cultures out there where being chubby was a sign of wealth and beauty. And that’s another thing she likes about you: You’re chubby because you can afford food, because you can afford to eat well. She’ll remind you that there were princesses out there, chubby ones, who would be the pinnacle of wealth and beauty because of it. Farah is far from all knowing, but she knows a few things here and there.

Besides, as mentioned before, she’ll love you regardless of what you look like. If she feels particularly touch starved she’ll walk up to you from behind, wrap her arms around you and squeeze your tummy a bit. It’s warm, it’s soft, she gets to hold you in her arms. What’s not to love about the concept? If you’re someone who’s into cute clothing, then Farah fantasizes about seeing you in a cute dress. Something like a fancy lolita dress because she knows you’d look so cute in it. While she can’t buy an outfit like that for you as it is, she hopes that once the situation has calmed down a lot and she won’t have to fight for her life anymore, that Farah can buy you a cute dress.

While she won’t outright ask for it, sometimes she does like being held, so she definitely wouldn’t mind it if you pulled her down on top of you, held her down with your arms and then rambled on about your day. However, be warned, as she mindlessly listens to you, she might play around a bit and poke your tummy, or whichever it is that is closest to her. Hope you’re not ticklish because the chances are high she’ll do that. You’re soft, it’s fun and if you are ticklish then she has even more of an incentive to actually do it. Not at all sneaky about it either, will poke you and then look up at you with a smile. Farah, too, can be a bit of a meanie, but she loves you so it’s okay.

[zipwhammy]

Drawn a while ago but this one was for @goregurt; I swear his sona is genuinely one of the coolest I've seen!!

[stewiefanumtax]

i decided to draw something cause i just got out of a month long art block

i love ezekiel hes so silly i am the real ezekiel this is real true and not clickbait

[lightbulb-warning]

it has occurred to me that it's not completely impossible for someone to live their entire life without bleeding. or is it. sounds fake

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

When you see a post about romance or kissing or sm and just for a second you can't help but think of the person you're in unrequited love with.

[blueskyheadleft010]

If I was the guardian of all the miraculous, firstly I wouldn’t be giving out magical jewelry to kids.

Secondly, if I was forced to do so or had little other choice, I would 100% make sure they return the miraculous to me (probably by putting some kind of magical tracker on them or something) and that they wouldn’t tell anyone their secret identities unless approved through me.

You laugh, but kids are untrustworthy little monsters in disguise.

Yes, I do love kids, but you do not under any circumstances give them more power than they can handle. You are just asking for chaos.

No, I would not need to use my magic powers to force them into compliance. I would just tell them that if they blabbed to anyone the ‘curse’ would kick in and they’d explode into confetti.

Haters gonna hate, but you trying herding children and see if you manage to survive a single day. Sometimes you’ve gotta be the mom of the team.

[thepastneverforgets]

if i had a dime for every time an animated series started with the mc's kid-self getting their extremely battle savvy parent killed because they literally can't listen to directions just fcking once and stay out of grown folk business......