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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
#an owl#yeah that tracks#but also idk anything about taking care of an owl#so like I hope it’s smart enough to know how to help me#also the owl would probably be like the kind that just does whatever it wants#I wake up for nothing but hooting and owl pellets everywhere#it also poops a lot#but it’s scarily good at delivering messages quickly#and sneak attacks#also has good memory#it helps me manage my complicated tasks#eventually we warm up to each other I guess#fun things
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Murder Drones, Voltron, Portal/Portal 2, Motorcity, Bionicle, Symbionic Titan, Daft Punk, Video Games & Consoles, Tetris, TRON, 3D polygons & geometry
Nononononononono it’s always been about machinery hasn’t it?!?
#that moment when you realize something#machinery#electronics#robots#fandoms#murder drones#daft punk#voltron#portal 2#motorcity#Bionicle#video games#why am I like this#I legit do not know why I like robotic stuff#cuz honestly I don’t FEEL like that’s me#but then again…#🤔
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy theme, except when it hits the 'bill! bill! bill! bill!' part it just keeps going for like 40 seconds, very slowly becoming more distorted and muffled until you can just make out latin chanting underneath it, and then the song continues as if nothing happened
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Mouth build wip
(Hi, I'm still working on this animation :3)
#murder drones#uzi doorman#fan art#wip#my artwork#mouth build#just now got the base of the mouth designed#it's gonna have shading#and like more teeth for when it speaks#idk why i'm obsessed with making this#the colors are placeholders for shading later#just helps me separate the shapes
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you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.
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N IS HIGH
Audio from GlitchX
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#wtf#the normal answer is the oldest kid is the one born first#but time shenanigans dictate that neither is older than the other#thus creating a time paradox#and essentially dooming the universe#a la Schrödinger’s cat
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I’ve only had Starlink for an hour and I’m crying. It feels like what happened when I got my first pair of glasses. Like, is this what the internet is supposed to be like? You can just… Not have to wait five minutes for a page to load???
#starlink#oh god oh man#I am overwhelmed with emotion#internet#I am living life now#I can finally do actual work now#I don’t know what to do with myself#good news#:3
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something in the woods
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boop counter... boop counter is back... my beloved...
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Holy. Fuck.
I just realized that the Lotus can be seen as a metaphor of Hear no Evil, See no Evil, Speak no Evil.
Margulis is the one who never spoke any evil. Though physically blinded after an accident, she didn’t need her eyes to see what was wrong. She continued to use her compassion and endless kindness to heal the broken Tenno and reveal the ugly truth about the Orokin even as she was executed.
Natah refused to hear the evil words of the Orokin. She had seen enough of the evil they had wrought upon the Origin System that she cared not for what they had to say. Perhaps this is what caused her to be captured in the end, but her strong conviction is what motivated her to enact justice upon the evil empire.
Lotus sees no evil. She wears a headpiece over her eyes so no one can gaze upon her or her to them. She directs and leads the Tenno through a database of digital information beamed into her head via wires connected to her headpiece. She is direct, often blunt in commands, but also genuine. She has ears everywhere to tune into things she needs to help guide the Tenno in their fights. She struggles to be more than just the commander and quest giver, so emotion is hard for her to express or process. She has little to no filter when she does get upset, but saves most of her scathing remarks for those who deserve it.
Anyways, thanks for coming to my 4am Ted Talk.
What am I doing in your walls? Well, I suppose that’s something you’ll have to ask Loid about because honestly I don’t know myself.
#warframe#the lotus#writing#psychology#I was reading a fic when this hit me#probably an unintentional connection#warframe spoilers#I saw two dots and connected them
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