#and a time of absolute fuckery

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

merlin and arthur, but merlin actually figured out how to end it like three days ago and is just still around for the lolz

two guys trapped ina time loop but one is pretending not to be and gaslighting the other guy soooo hard

[essektheylyss]

You know what I think about every so often? How many souls were in the beacons that Essek handed to the Empire. It's possible that there weren't any, but it seems unlikely, especially considering the elven population is pretty high in the Dynasty and elves do not tend to have children that often. And it's been ten years in game, so surely there are some kids in Rexxentrum or Zadash and the surrounding areas who are starting to have some weird ass dreams. If those kids show up in the Dynasty in another five to ten years, what does Leylas do? That sure as hell would confirm that someone in the Empire was lying out of their ass about not having actually stolen the beacons. Does the Empire throw Ludinus (who, we can hope, will be an oil stain on the moon by then) under the bus to get out of another war? This is also presuming that Bertrand Dwendal is still alive and the Assembly hasn't eaten itself alive, which would introduce an entirely new element of "no one in this entire government knows what you're fucking talking about" in the face of Leylas Kryn, Exandria's Grudge-Holding World Champion. We all talk about consequences for actions but when do I get to hear about the fallout of that.

[cutter-kirby]

getting into both of these games at the same time is pretty funny

[apoptoses]

Marius is a jerk, Marius is terrible, blah blah- whatever, have you also considered that Marius is kind of a goober?

Like this is a man who:

invited people over for parties but instead of interacting with them sat in a corner painting the wall

threw food out the window of a ship with Avicus and Mael as they laughed like frat boys on a booze cruise

upon discovering his mind powers, orchestrated a meetup in the backyard with Avicus and Mael so he could try setting multiple rats on fire and exploding them with his mind

had a meltdown because his art wasn’t good enough

had a meltdown because his art was too good

got so horny for Botticelli, a man he’d spoken to once at that point, that he dramatically roamed the streets of Florence in such agony over whether or not to turn him that two baby vampires came and found him and were like ‘dude what’s your deal leave him alone’

walked the streets of Venice searching people’s minds to see if they thought he was hot and then strutted around preening when they did

ordered every single item of clothing in his wardrobe in red (which was totally fucking weird for the 15th century) just because it was his favorite color and then proceeded to walk around like some renaissance version of Clifford the Big Red Dog

flew back and forth between Venice and Florence for days so he could perfect his fanart of Procession of the Magi

got so horny for Bianca he roamed the countryside whining and, I quote, “sometimes pounding my forehead with the heels of my palms”

slapped on as much foundation as a teenager in 2008 with a pot of Dream Matte Mousse and was positively tickled when it settled into his wrinkles

And then after all of this goes home to write in his journal like “dear diary, it’s me, Marius, reminding myself that though I might look hot, smell good, and dress like a cashmere velvet candy cane, I am evil and I should feel bad.”

Like babes...you sure you’re not catholic? Because that is lot of guilt you have there, you big old weirdo. Get therapy.

[lithi]

SICK AND TIRED OF DADDY ISSUES MANHWAS. READ MOMMY ISSUES MANHWAS INSTEAD 😍

[mr-e-nigma]

I really enjoy how you can nuke every relationship in The Quarry EXCEPT for Dylan and Ryan’s. They will turn every mean dialogue option into backpedaling, apologizing, and/or flirting and I for one think that’s beautiful. Love wins

[kuromi-hoemie]

feels so good being the person in charge of deciding whether our organization will use AI or not. I'm going to write an argument so strong... no we will not waste an ounce of our time and energy on what's essentially a bubble the IT industry Really wants to try forcing on people and is betting on/wanting so badly for it to take off. The real gut punch is at some point I'm going to compare it to NFTs lol

[ecto-stone]

La da dada . I'm gonna bury you in the ground

[homerforsure]

Girl help I’m having story ideas above my skill level.

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Australian Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso(ft. Max Verstappen & Lewis Hamilton)(my personal post-race highlights)

[murderandcoffee]

what vine do you think each of the archival staff members quotes most

[hidefdoritos]

not folding my laundry not refilling my pill sorter not cooking dinner. lying down and thinking about longhaired boys.

[bogkeep]

pulls up a corkboard and pins my two favourite games to it

in stars and time 🤝 pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers

- character driven story told through 2d expression sprites

- gotta stop that guy from freezing time

- hope u love 2 cry

[girlbossblackbeard]

god everyone looks so good in candlelight no wonder people in the 1700s were falling in love with each other and getting married so quickly like I would fold fast too

[ask-hector-and-isaac]

Post COD Hector:On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard it was to craft that Laser Sword? You know gathering the materials and all

*sigh* It cannot be quantified. I was lucky enough that my Tiramisu was able to decipher an ancient inscription in the Aiolon Ruins. If she weren't by my side, I would have never noticed it.

It is a long, tedious process. The swords required are all built over each other, meaning you have to forge multiple copies of the same sword. And some of the materials come from monsters that are reluctant to drop their treasure... I killed them over and over until I could not feel my arms attached to my body. Good thing I wasted most of my time in the Infinite Corridor, where time does not pass...

But it was worth it. The Laser Blade is as indeed as Sage Eneomaos promised. And Isaac seemed to agree...

[jackals-ships]

momther is feeling Anxious bc of reasons of the universe Testing My God Damn Patience so while im o7 on it boss <- head empty she's feeling things

and i have No Idea how empathy works. but you can trade that out by instead putting kibble on someone and putting a cat on them. horrible little ASMR-ists with their crunchcrunchcrunch