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it’s wild how tech literacy lasted like one generation barely before it fell off

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Very endeared by how Noelle shares food items with Kris... even if this particular one hasn't happened yet in game

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love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

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i found this in the game files?????

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Children's novels are so funny because a character can die brutally but as long as nobody swears it's ok

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link if you need it

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Happy cat day to those who celebrate

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You know zep hateeedddddd lawrence’s ass. Imagine working for the gayest person in the whole city and he’s married to a 10/10 blonde bombshell woman and the world’s cutest kid and he spends absolutely minimal time with them. and he’s such a fucking cunt all the time at work and even despite his extra hours, he doesn’t know Anything about the personal lives of the patients let alone their names. and you’re pretty sure he’s having a secret affair with a med school student— which is like super gross except that he Isn’t having an affair with her because he can’t even bring himself to have sex with her because he’s that fucking gay. and that’s your BOSS

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i think it's so fucking cool when characters have heterochromia. idk if this is a common sentiment anymore but back in like 2019 it was sort of associated with preteens making their "mary sue god of everything wolf hybrid" ocs but first of all if you think that's a problem in the first place You Are A Tar Pit and second of all two eye colors is just undeniably sick as fuck. a win for indecisive people everywhere. and for color symbolism people also. it's just a win all around tbh

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thank you!!

irvy birthday wahhhh 🥳

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happy yaoi friday motherfucker

and to u my good sir

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irvy birthday wahhhh 🥳

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i was groundhog dayed once but i did everything right first try so i didnt even notice

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We all need someone to blame at the end of the day

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BOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅 hate him

weird ass dog

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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

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small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now