#phrasing is a joke

[aropride]

[impishcupid]

i can’t believe reverse fujioshi is coming back

I love yuri memes, but at this point it feels like half the time the joke is just "romance between queer men is shallow and meaningless," and I'm being expected to laugh at it when I'm the butt of said joke

[catshinji]

hmm.

[cali]

i hate motherfuckers who base their whole personality on the sum experience of their formative years + the people they mostly interact with + some key impactful events in life + a small amount of traits they were just born with + their current interests and some other stuff probably. so fucking annoying...

[future-crab]

Harrowhark Nonagesimus has suffered more than Jesus. But maybe not more than her girlfriend, Lesbian Jesus.

[valtsv]

anyone want to help me rob some graves? it'll be the heist of the cemetary

[starryeyed-seer]

BARK LIKE A DOG. YOUR BELOW US MORON

[kenniecrazyface]

Never say that again

(Michael had a lot to say during the last streamily lol)

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[chemicalarospec]

how do you think Light Yagami was impacted by 9/11. he would have been 14 btw.

[cringefaecompilation]

the funniest way for dorym to shake out is for them to go on a date after this and a month later dorian's like "oh actually we decided we're both comfortable with an open relationship :) we both like dariax" and braius punches a hole straight through a wall

[purecommemasolitude]

Canon queer Soda is actually so so funny to me because like. This is one of the most widely known and studied American books of all time. It holds a strong and famous place in American literary canon. Sodapop Curtis may be our little guy but he’s also a name known to millions of people who’ve studied him in class every year for the last 50 years or so. SE Hinton herself is slightly infamous for insisting that none of the characters from the outsiders are gay. This used to be, as far as I know, a hot piece of discourse. And then along comes the musical, and along comes a cover shortage, and now he’s just queer. That’s a canon fact about him. Sodapop Curtis in the Tony-award winning adaptation of the classic American novel is a queer man just like that

[puppiesareperfect]

actually I think normal Doof is probably smarter than the 2nd Dimension one because like. 2D-Doof needed help to figure out the otherdimensinator & literally only seems to know how to do robot stuff. Bro has no range. Doofenshmirtz could create the normbots but 2D-Doofenshmirtz could never make Big Laundry.

[aroaceleovaldez]

forever mad that HoO introduced Diocletian's scepter as an object but. gave it to Nico and had Jason promote Frank about it.

Like. Okay here is an object that can summon the dead. It can only be used by a child of Hades/Pluto and a Roman officer in unison. HAZEL IS RIGHT THERE!!!!!

Nico can already summon the dead! He doesn't need a special object for it! Literally IN THE SCENE WHERE THEY GET THE SCEPTER, NICO RAISES THE DEAD. HE'S NOT WEAK ENOUGH THAT HE CAN'T! Hazel meanwhile has never raised the dead before (kind of - she did a little bit like once)! Theoretically she's fully capable of it but she's never properly tried it before! Giving her an object to help facilitate practicing with that would be perfect, especially given the scepter expires after a certain number of uses! Also, since Hazel ends up a praetor in TOA anyways, there's no reason why she shouldn't get promoted to be able to use the scepter all on her own! In fact her getting promoted in the House of Hades would be the perfect place to do so because it's a scene where she's taking the lead and saving everyone else! In fact it's a significantly better place to promote her to praetor over the scene where she ACTUALLY gets promoted! And even if you don't have Hazel promoted instead, then you'd still have it be Hazel and Frank working together to command the armies of the undead, which is perfect because they're a couple and it'd be a great way to show how well they work together!!!!!

LITERALLY THERE IS NO REASON TO NOT GIVE IT TO HAZEL. WHAT'S THE DEAL.

[aardvaark]

eliot, returning from a trip to realize that not only have hardison and parker been eating cereal and orange soda exclusively for an entire week, but that they have created a monstrous combination of cereal IN orange soda: sometimes it’s like i’m the only adult here

hardison, watching parker poke at eliot and eliot pushing her away, which rapidly devolves into childish play-fighting, except with a ridiculously high skill level: sometimes it’s like i’m the only adult here

parker, after having both hardison and eliot try to bribe and/or beg her into teaching them how to master a fighting video game that they’re intensely competing at (her reflexes and situational awareness make her very good at the game): sometimes it’s like i’m the only adult here

sophie, getting phone calls about all these incidents: yes, it definitely sounds like a house full of children……

[dedicatedfollower467]

hey uh.

what do you do when your brain won't stop saying "i want to kill myself i wish i were dead i want to die" etc etc over and over and over again??

asking for a friend.

[dingodad]

genuinely what is so hard about simply accepting that the comic is trying to tell you 'two people who try to kill each other all the time' is a normal pitch romance