#peter is a rat

[mezsygfs]

I find myself funny

[mesers-prongs]

“The moon is portrayed as

yellow but is gray The sun

is worm but deadly The dog

may have evolved but still

has the same rotten roots

what will tear them apart

is not the stars turning there

backs but an old friend being a rat”

-me

[thisthig]

Me thinking about how remus lost everyone he loved in one night: sniff ok it's time for tumblr and ao3

[enbysiriusblack]

baby marauders for the soul <3

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x09 - “Shiizakana”

Peter Bernardone and Kevin the Rat appreciation

[b0bbynash]

bobby nash has never had a day of peace in his life

[maraudersarecanon]

I absolutely believe he was a horrific person and especially after the betrayal he did a lot of very unforgivable things but I am also against Peter erasure because does anyone honestly think that if the other Marauders didn’t care about Peter that much he would’ve been their Secret Keeper? That they would’ve trusted him this much? The fact that he acted like he was their best friend and the fact that he was as much a part of the group as everyone else makes the betrayal even more painful and unexpected.

Peter’s list of known crimes (if I was putting him on trial):

2 counts of accessory to murder(James and Lilly)

1 count of accessory to attempted murder (Harry)

13 counts of murder (the muggles)

1 count of terrorism ( a public mass murder)

1 count of attempted murder (Sirius)

1 count of murder (Bertha Jorkins)

1 count of accessory to murder (Frank Bryce)

1 count of murder ( Cedric Diggory)

1 count of attempted murder (Harry in the graveyard)

5 counts of accessory to Kidnap ( the people in the Malfoy dungeons)

15 murders, 2 attempted murders, 3 Accessory to murder, 1 accessory to attempted murder, Terrorism and kidnap.

And that’s the stuff we know about.

[a-great-tragedy]

Everyone always talks about how many pranks James and Sirius probably pulled, but no one ever talks about how Peter pulled the last one 💀

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 32

Steph: Did Batman make you feel like you were nothing?

Jason: Batman made me feel like I was everything.

Jason: I go to colleges and I break into their comp sci classes; just pretend to be a student.

Jason: Bring a backpack, sit down, and they just talk.

Roy: Are you wearing a pink tie?

Jason: It was a gift from Rose and we love it.

[iclosedoors]

hi i felt productive today so heres some terrible things ive done

arthur lester in little tikes electric chair

finally got his man

jonathan sims viciously attacks rat for being on his lawn

and, most importantly

thank you

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Peter Lorre (The Man Who Knew Too Much, The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca)—no propaganda submitted

Frank Sinatra (On the Town, Anchors Aweigh, Tender Trap)—no propaganda submitted

This is round 1 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

[battii-art]

I need to do animagus versions of the boys more bc eepy rat peter was so fun to draw

[lillazyboithings]

"You better leave your hopes behind,

No one's gonna stop him"

This WIP is no longer a WIP lol, this thing has been unfinished for 2 months and i finally got to continue it :DD!

anyways this is basically me being inspired by my classmate drawing a frame from the musical so i thought "Hey! that would be fun to do", it was not fun to do when you have multiple art deadlines y'all

Left is rendered with background, right is the initial base colors (didnt like the color of pete's pants lol)

[arbiterlexultionis]

Prompt: An Idea I Can Not Get Rid Of,

So it’s y’all’s problem now too.

[Eraserhead, Batman, Tony Stark, Jazz Fenton, Sam Manson, whoever your favorite Tired Adult is] walks into room: Please. For the love of God, and sake of my Sanity. Tell me that that is not a bomb.

[Danny Fenton, Peter Parker, Tim Drake, Robin!Jason Todd, Izuku Midoriya or any other Feral Gremlin Child that you can think of] Innocent Sunshine Child Smile: Ok, this is not a bomb!

Tired Adult: *Pinches bridge of noise, deep breath in* Very Audible Internal Screaming!

Which gremlin most definitely does not have a bomb? Which Tired Adult is stuck dealing with the gremlins nonsense? Is this a crossover? Is Danny about to tell Bruce that the moons haunted and like most other problems in the world the answer is C4? Is Jason getting ready to go revoke Overhauls knee cap privileges? Is Peter gonna slip on some ecto-brass knuckles and Captain Crunch the Fruitloop’s bone?

You Decide!

[coolthingsguyslike]

[lulublack90]

Prompt 22 - Grief/Mourning

@wolfstarmicrofic July 22, word count 506

CW - dead animal, burial,

Sirius came into their dorm room sobbing his eyes out.

“Moony, Prongs, something terrible’s happened!” His face was red and blotchy. Remus had never seen him so upset. He was cradling something furry in his hand. It took Remus a second to figure out what it was. It was a brown rat. 

“Lily’s cat was chasing him. I tried to rescue him but-but-but, I was too late,” Sirius wailed. 

“Oh, shit!” James gasped from across the room. 

“What are you on about, Sirius?” Remus questioned him, not quite understanding why Sirius was so upset. 

“It’s Wormtail!” He cried, holding up the limp rat. He sobbed harder, letting James hold him and cry alongside him. Remus bit his tongue to keep the sarcastic comments contained. 

“He was the most amazing friend,” James stated sadly. “He was always there when you needed to talk and, while he was small, when he transformed, I will never forget the time he snuck up behind Mrs Norris and bit her tail so we could get away before Filch caught us.”

“I-I-I remember how sweet he was when Moony and I started going out, and he bought us all that chocolate and butterbeer. I don’t even know how he carried it all. He was the best of us!” Remus sighed through his nose and resisted a facepalm. 

Just then, Peter walked in, saving Remus from having to explain that if the rat had been Peter it would have transformed back when Clawd got hold of him.

“Why are they crying?” Peter asked, eyeing the rat in Sirius’s hands. 

“They think that’s you,” Remus explained, rolling his eyes. 

“Oh Peter,” James patted the poor lifeless rat. 

“Guys, I’m right here,” Peter groaned.

“I can still hear his voice!” Sirius leaned into James’s chest. 

“Wait, me too,” James said, confused. 

“Idiots,” Peter tutted. 

Sirius and James spun around. 

“Peter?” They said together. “PETER!” The rat fell from Sirius's hand, and they jumped on Peter. 

“Hey, get off, you nutters!” Peter yelped as they squashed him onto Remus's bed. Remus stooped and picked up the rat Sirius had dropped. 

“Well, I think after all that this little guy deserves a proper burial,” Remus declared and grabbed Sirius’s arm, hauling him off Peter. “Come on Prongs, Wormtail, this requires all of us. 

They dug a little hole in front of the whomping willow and laid the rat to rest. “You picked the wrong dorm little rat. I’m sorry your life was cut short, and I guess we'll never know why you were all the way up at the top of Gryffindor Tower. Rest in peace little buddy.” Remus used his wand to fill in the grave, and they all stood quietly and stared at it.

“Glad it wasn’t you Wormy,” Sirius said, clapping Peter on the back.

“Er, thanks,” Peter huffed out a laugh. Remus burst out laughing, which set them all off. 

“Merlin, I love you,” Remus kissed the top of Sirius’s head, and they walked back up to the castle to relax before dinner.