#perfect for that

[sageisnotgreene]

best by Gracie Abrams is so ‘I know I hurt you but please can you try to move on without me cause I'll do more harm than good by talking to you again’ and ‘its so justified that you hate me because I wasn’t the best to you ever, not even a little bit’ and ‘I forgot decency when I was with you and realised what I was doing but I still chose to do it because all I ever fucking thought was: good riddance when you left’ and ‘you stuck around through all of my shit even when I was the absolute worst but I never was there for your dark sides and Im sorry’ and wow do I need to go find a therapist 

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[hansoeii]

only you.

[cheesecakeai1]

[peachybabyfrog]

[secretofeva]

U know what’s next

SOURCE: 🔴 secretofeva.com🔞

[mod2amaryllis]

i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.

[criesincomicsans]

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

[sunnylolli]

Something, something, what if it all went really wrong and they were forced to speed-run the brotherly bonding

[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

[cheesecakeai1]