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i admire you, women, for fighting lack of pockets by stuffing things into your boobs and hoping for the best

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my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

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nvm i figured it out

how tf do you do line breaks @staff

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"when did supernatural go downhill" is the wrong question to be asking because supernatural does not exist on an XY axis where it can go 'up' or 'down' hill, it exists in a plane that extends towards and away from the audience at various times based on writing, plots, and whether or not the gay angel is there. but at no point does it move up or down hill.

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having checked out these recs and looked online there are some specifications I’d like to make:

Venom: Last Host as listed above should be Venom: First Host and is absolutely worth reading

Mike Costa's best (imo) is Venom Vol 1-4 (Homecoming, The Land Before Crime, Lethal Protector - Blood in the Water, The Nativity)

All Venom Lethal Protector arcs are worth checking out, including the original, Blood in the Water, and Heart of the Hunted)

and if anyone is interested in the full comic layout check out this link!

hello if i want to read venom comics because i liked the movies where do i look??? i’m more interested in eddie/venom dynamic more than anything else but i don’t know where to start

this is ramble-y pls help

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i will now provide textual evidence from the comics of eddie and venom being in love (featuring pet names and general shenanigans)

BEWARE POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR THE COMICS

"Venom Vol. 2: The Land Before Crime" (2017) by Mike Costa

"Venom Vol. 3: Lethal Protector - Blood in the Water" (2018) by Mike Costa

"Venom Vol. 4: The Nativity" (2018) by Mike Costa and David Michelinie (this whole thing is gay as fuck, they have a baby together)

"Venom: First Host" (2018) by Mike Costa

"Venom: Lethal Protector - Heart of the Hunted" (2022)" by David Michelinie

i apologize for any poor image quality. pls cite these to the homophobic marvel bros.

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very true my next door neighbor has one and she’s an incredibly unsuccessful pedophile 🤷

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I come from a long line of mentally unstable and unhinged men who are remarkably pretty for a brief flash in their early 20s, live just long enough to manage to get some idiot pregnant once or twice, and then promptly dying of alcoholism. While being obnoxious and annoying the whole time. God had to make me gay, 5'6, and completely incapable of producing sperm just to make that shit stop.

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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

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[robs you]

Today is a good day for a kid with autism

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alright genuinely if anyone has thoughts on characters you want to see whump'd for this year's @febuwhump please do let me know or else wylan van eck is going to have a VERY bad month

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( <= green bean

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