#peacock wars

[frankiedees]

my beautiful art of the boys ☺️ i love the bous so much they are my blorbos

[evilminji]

You Know How There Are Those AU? Where SUPER Injured Ghosts Need To Retreat To Their Core?

No one seems to be USING that to its fullest potential! For SHENANIGANS! Because! Who?? Could POSSIBLY carry a Halfa's Core safely... but another Halfa?! A FULL ghost would KILL them. A human would be killed! What terribly precarious peril we find ourselves in! Oh nooooooo!

Well, no worry!

As much as Dani fuckin HATES this. That there is her brother. Her Template. Her Clone Daddy and Bestest of Bros. Like HECK she's gonna let him suffer for centuries and possibly DIE. She can take it, Doc! Pop him in! We'll go road tripping and-

What do you MEAN "No"?

Unstable??! Of course she's unstable! But the-.... Oh.

Turns OUT? Dani? Can hitch a ride in DANNY for Emergency Medical Aid... but NOT the other way around. Her body is too loosely held together. He would parasiticly consume her from within. Instead of feeding off her Ecto System like injured ghosts are supposed too, because she's a CLONE? AND an unstable one at that? His Core would just... see her body as free ectoplasm. All of it.

He'd eat her.

Which mean Frostbite can not and WILL NOT allow that.

But he's HURT! That big, off screen, cataclysmic Fight To Save Everybody From *cough cough mumbles* and settle us all in the DC universe, REALLY messed him up! What are we supposed to DO!? He can't STAY like this!!!

Enter-> My FAVORITE DCxDP Trash Ship! Vlad&Lex!!! *horrified screaming from the crowds, someone shouts "oh god, no! Please!"* Ha! There are no gods here, silly billys! Only two terrible, terrible HIGHLY Dramatic, self serving, incredibly damaged, gay peacocks. In Business Suits that cost more then your house is worth.

They're AWFUL~♡

And! Vlad was sent ahead to lay the ground work. Insure there would be no GIWs. Also because no one could stand him and his EXTENSIVE criminal record. But that's besides the point.

But!

You know what he found? A Business Nemesis. Who he routinely dates and/or Dramatically Hate Fu-*coughs* I mean, attempts a Corporate Take Over(tm) off. You know how it is. Business. He ALSO gets to make it no secret he's a "Meta", thanks to the INCOMPETENCE of one Jack Fenton, because that- *seething rant*

Yet? Dispite his STILL burning hatred for Jack? And his finally letting go of Maddie? You know what he STILL wants?

For Danny to be his Son.

*Gets a call from Frostbite*

...............soooooo........ what you're SAYING is..... I can be pregnant with Daniel.

You, Frostbite, need ME, Vladimir Masters, THE ONLY OTHER HALFA, to carry Daniel around inside my body, in what to all appearances resembles a pregnancy, in order to heal him. Because I am an Older And Stronger Halfa Upon Which He Relies.

:)

*instantly begins plotting*

Just? Imagine. Vlad is a FUCKIN LIAR. No one but him would even KNOW what was going on! He just? Rocks up one day, like? *falsely demure* "oh I couldn't POSSIBLY has any scotch, Lex! >:) I'm eating for Two~☆" and just? Deals the MAXIMUM amount of psychic damage he can.

Probably says it at their weekly, public, Veiled Threats Brunch.

It makes front page news. Luthor choked on his eggs. The paparazzi lost their SHIT. Vlad is doing the FULL Celebrity Mom Thing. The classes. The photo shoots. The Gucci sunglasses as he peruses high end strollers. All while HEAVILY suggesting that not only is "The Baby" Lex's.... but that he's going to withhold the child and deny Lex any access.

Danny isn't even aware. He's in a lovely lil medical coma. Dani is trying to find a good spot to plop down Amity. She just know Vlad is being... Vlad. Meh. He can handle it. Dan? He's not even IN the human realm and is not sure he wants to be.

But over in the LEAGUE? Everything's on fuckin FIRE.

Kon is losing his SHIT and Clark is thousand yard staring into the void. Kon's half brother is in the hands of a... Less Then Ideal... Meta that Batman is PRETTY sure is highly suspect. Might be a deliberate weapons experiment. Certainly is a hostage. And the DRAMA.

Lex has never been worse.

He might actually stab his...partner? Vlad. At the hospital. The SECOND the child is born. There are already long term kidnapping plans in the making. He's hiring lawyers. Getting VICIOUS. There have been talks with DEATHSTROKE. By BOTH OF THEM.

Clark wants to cry.

@hypewinter @ailithnight @nerdpoe @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @mutable-manifestation @babbling-babull

[clownaddict]

Also I'm sorry but Americans are so funny. For two years ya'll have hooted and hollered over how much stronger and capable the US army is and how you would steamroll Russia in a heartbeat if it ever came to it. But the second Ukraine starts to actually fight back and gain some ground and Putin starts to whine about escalation? "Oh please Ukraine can't you just give up that part of your country?" "Just give in to the Russians omg don't escalate" "Just give them Crimea omggg" "We should just stop sending weapons"

If Mexico invaded ya'll and the EU told you to "Just give them Texas", would you?

[genesscissors]

[cock-guillotine]

parachute infantry is a good book

[glendylucast]

Doodle before going to work this weekend because... vote Cockshames! Or Shamecock!

The only reason It win my vote is their shipname lmao

Vote them here

[dontirrigateme]

Happy Peacock Day, everyone

1LT Thomas Peacock

18 Feb 1920 - 27 Jun 1948

[see-arcane]

Jonathan: “I need to learn all I can of the Count. It may prove useful later. But how to turn the conversation that way?”

-One Minute Later-

Jonathan, lounging in the library, twirling his hair: “We’ve been talking about England all this time. But you know what’s better than England?”

Dracula: :0 ?

Jonathan, batting his lashes: “You and your homeland. And the longest winded history lessons on them as possible, please, if you wouldn’t mind terribly.″

Dracula, hasn’t had a willing captive audience in ages, is his own favorite subject: :D !

[aviyx]

satine <3

[rebornofstars]

i would be interested to hear people's dark world form headcanons for the LU boys, if anyone would like to share 👀 im having trouble remembering what animals exist for some reason 😭

[marleebeeb]

Is this anything

[emdapaladima]

[nessjo]

♡ Nr.33

(These are not my pictures, i found them on pinterest and across the internet, the credits belong to the original owners)

Peacock Gown Coruscant (deleted scene)

When the representatives presented their petition to Palpatine, Amidala wore a Naboo folk overcoat made with voorpak wool that had hand-sewn details.

(Via Wookieepedia)

Padmé's Masterlist

[kexytimes]

Still not done but I had the idea of adding the gemini constellation to her dress.

[hbowartournament]

rarepair polls round one:

learn how to steal this poll

[cock-guillotine]

he’s so real (sorry peacock)