#pan the shipper

[deathdetermineslife]

imagine your f/o suggesting you guys bake a cake together! what kind is it? do you try to decorate it all fancy? did the cake even bake right???

and then, imagine eating it with your f/o. do you guys slice it or just eat it straight from the pan?

[airenyah]

listen!! i really need love and dunk to play siblings, twins or something like that

[ursie]

Ok just saw a tweet that said Ashton deserves their chronic pain (among other ableist ones) for upsetting Fearne and being “selfish” so new rule if you’re not PHYSICALLY DISABLED you no longer get to talk about Ashton unless you personally pay every cripple you know five dollars-if you don’t know any cripples? Never speak again. I’m not joking I’m taking him away from y’all until you learn to behave.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Fanon keeps making Sirius the one who looks up to James, and I agree with that to an extent, but I think James was the one looking up to Sirius most of the time (James stopped playing with the snitch for Sirius when he wouldn’t for anyone else; you don’t do that if you don’t look up to someone!).

Imagine James who sees Sirius’ many, many piercings and, even though he’s scared of needles, gets his lobes pierced. Imagine James who sees Sirius’ tattoos and gets a little paw print on the inside of his wrist. Imagine James who sees Sirius’ quick wit and sharp tongue and tries to emulate it whenever people are mean to his friends. Imagine James who sees Sirius leaving his tie undone and starts doing that, himself. Imagine James who sees Sirius and wants to be like him, so effortlessly cool and funny and handsome.

[r0cket-spr0cket]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH SELFSHIPPING COMMUNITY!!

heres a little pride stitchblade doodle, even with my headcannons for climber! :DD

[chevelleneech]

@alligatorjesie

I was talking about my experience with a portion of the fandom, not the entirety. I was there, I saw the things people were saying and how things were twisted to excuse the racism. Especially the push that John had no respect for and was over sexualizing Daisy.

Again, ship whatever you want, I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with Reylo. It doesn’t do it for me, but that’s fine. However, as I pointed out, a portion of that same fandom is now clinging to Oshamir and seemingly projecting their long lost Reylo wants and entitlements on to them, and it’s not fun for me to see. Which you only further prove my point of, by dismissing what I’m saying.

“Why would racists ship PoC?” because some of them don’t care that Osha and Qimir aren’t white, solely because to them it’s a matter of vindication. They don’t see them as new characters, but as Reylo stand-ins. Which is why I also said, if either Amandla or Manny say a single thing the racist and entitled fans don’t like, they’ll be hit with the same backlash as John. Don’t play the fool.

Back to the point though, I’m wasn’t talking about every single Reylo out there. I’m enjoying the fan art and theories, and a lot of it is coming from Reylos, but that doesn’t erase what was. A lot of the hate John got was purely racist, and some of it did stem from him not shipping Rey and Kylo. In fact, a good example of that brewing again is the fans who are trying to uplift Osha/Jecki over Oshamir, in negative ways. Not everyone, but we all saw that account on Twitter (and the many who co-signed) trying to make it seem like killing off Jecki was to sideline a lesbian ship. When really, Jecki was underage, was she not? But also, Dafne Keen is white, which speaks to the fandom racism overall.

The Star Wars fandom as a whole is not welcoming, which I also stated. Amandla is being talked down upon solely because they’re Black, and Kelly Marie Tran was treated horribly during her run as well. Not by Reylos to my knowledge, so I’m not pretending like they were the ultimate toxicity within the fandom. They weren’t, but to act as if it was 100% in defense of Daisy is disingenuous.

So if we focus on what I said, which was seeing so many of them on my feeds now, and seeing how a lot of them are using Oshamir as a sort of shield to ignore how things went down, rubs me the wrong way. It makes the Oshamir fandom not as fun, for me. It doesn’t mean every Reylo here was a weirdo back in the day, but maybe you’re white and simply don’t get it? I don’t know.

Either way, the topic of the post wasn’t up for debate. It was me expressing my thoughts about being an Oshamir shipper.

Lastly, yes, Reylos party in the Oshamir tag, but you can’t expect people not to tag Oshamir posts accordingly to avoid angering other shippers. The “Oshamir” tag is Osha and Qimir’s playground, and while I will be sure to not go out of my way to offend anyone, I’m not going to not post my thoughts. So if you don’t want to read anything else I’ve got to say, that’s fine. Block away, because biting my tongue to avoid potentially offending Reylos in a tag that does not belong to their fandom, is not happening.

To other Reylos who may read this, understand I’m not coming for your ship nor your entire fandom. I’m talking specifically about how seeing racist undertones from some Reylos in the Oshamir fandom is reminding me of what happened in the past. If you aren’t or weren’t one of those people, this post nor my previous one is referring to you.

[xx-neuro-xx]

So y'know how sometimes ppl do that godamn stupid fake school family shit that I despise? Theres like this kid who calls me grandpa and I don't even know them. Like seriously wtf. Anywho, that's against the point. I'm witnessing what is practically my only source of entertainment right now, bc there's like two girls who met in at and they both think they're straight but have both told me on separate occasions that they would date the other if she was a guy...

And I've know one for a while so I know her like cute and shit cute sure curls up into a little blushing ball whenever we guess who she likes so......

Idk man I don't think they're straight

[littleliterarylesbian]

it is my belief that in modern times, Pandora would play The Sims religiously.

Barty is a nosey bitch and wants to hear all about what's going on in her save

Regulus pretends to be disinterested in it but does pay far too much attention

Evan just hums at the right time and place, he's dealt with her Sims obsession for far too long.

Dorcas is in the same boat as Barty, she wants to know everything that's happened so far. They also go CC shopping together, scrolling through Pinterest and Tumblr to find the good stuff.

[popppyfur]

Do you.. mayhaps... have any Smoppy headcanons?

asfhdjkaj lemme rattle my brain to think of some for u anon <3

* smidge became really interested in helping around a lot bc of poppy's influence. likes it the most when poppy relies on her for stuff bc she admires how much the princess does to help around the village

* not that poppy would ever rank them butttt I do think she's closest w smidge in the snack pack. she confides in her the most regarding her feelings towards being the pop princess/queen... but mostly bc smidge just always likes to help her w her duties lol

* smidge kinda has a big fat crush on poppy but just mistakes this emotion as admiration lmaooooo. poppy is.......... poppy. she loves smidge :)

* I do think they are comfortable and content with their relationship in canon. they don't feel the need to progress it nor do they really even think about it. to them they're just someone the other can rely on, they mean a lot to each other, and that's enough for them

[minty-sweet-art]

I am absolutely not jealous of anyone who also has ships or simps for Kaufmo

I’m just happy to see more art of that man.

Like yeah I’m a simp for that wonderful clown man but I’m not gonna fight someone over a harmless ship or simping

[satorugojoswiife]

Fie my dude just delete twitter as an app. It does so much good for your mental health tbh (also the way I can tell you’re taking about the way the satosugu/gojohime people go at it non stop) like you’re ships not canon and if the author specifies if it is or not it will never be. like just chill😭

Funnily enough it was actually ship discourse surrounding maki this time. I have no idea how it got on my timeline, but nobamakis and yutamakis were tearing eachother apart over whether maki was a lesbian or straight (rip bi/pan people) stsg and gh are also both really bad too :( its so weird how some people get so worked up and obsess over the sexualities over fictional characters 😭 and ur right anon I should delete, but the artists on there are what keep me coming back

[loserchildhotpants]

tumblr better stop showing me anti shit on my For You page or im leaving

[lynslegion]

I think I finally understand the immense rage and disappointment I've seen expressed by quite a lot of wlw in regards to canon pairings in media. I'm not even sure how to put into words the way I feel right now but I'm unhappy with myself for how much I'm letting this affect me. I should be better than this but I just feel so...upset.

[queenbeedarling]

I finally finished The Shipper!!

I really wish it was Pan/Soda endgame, so I didn't have to see the brothers' kiss that was so weird.

Also, that ending?? And the teacher plotline was just 🤢

They did sell me on WayKim, I was crying so hard, but I still think WayKhet would've been a more interesting curveball.

[ivipl1]

playing thru hl2 still & got to ep1 and i think i may be unhealthily attached to barney calhoun. whcih sucks because he does not show up a lot & im like a sad lost dog wandering around while the game tries to get me to romance alyx

[qlventingspace]

I once again revisited The Shipper (mind you the earlier episodes) so I had a very good laugh today and I love First with so much passion :)))