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I feel like I’m always harassing you with my asks (sorry!!), but bouncing off of my previous request for Black lore- what are the Blacks (that we know) like ✨in bed✨? What are they into?
I spent way too long thinking of this!
We'll start with Sirius the Grandpa Black. I have a feeling he was wild in bed, like he was wild in everything. Curiously, I spoke with a friend about this just the past week, and I said 'he made his wife very happy in bed, and exasperated outside of it'. He was a leg man- he loved long, shapely legs on a woman. In his time-period, no one could see a woman's legs, all hidden by long skirts, but he had a way of guessing beforehand lol.
Arcturus- funnily enough, in the new chapter I am writing, Sirius jokes that Arcturus probably only had sex twice in his life, because he cannot see his strict grandfather as a sexual being. And while he certainly had sex more than twice, I think he was pretty standard in bed, nothing crazy, just plain old missionary style. He was a virgin when he married and never cheated on his wife, even after she died, had no desire for anyone other than her.
Pollux and Irma (in my story she's also a Black, half, on her mother's side) have the same dynamic in bed they have in real life. Irma really likes dominating him, and in bed, he actually enjoys it.
Cygnus has a pregnancy kink 😂 That aside, poor man hadn't had much sex since his wife fell into a deep depression.
Alphard was into nerdy, quiet men with a hint of a wild side (he once had a brief crush on Tom Riddle, of course). He was a very generous partner, in bed and outside of it. His last partner, whom he'd been with on and off for like two decades, and actually lived with for the last five years of his life, almost made an appearance in Canis Major, but I had to let the scene go. Alphard left what remained of his wealth to Sirius, but he left his beautiful home to his partner, who was disowned by his family when he moved in with Alphard.
Orion, like the hypocrite he is, likes wilful, stubborn women that defy social convention. The surest way to attract his attention was to 'behave atrociously' (as he would call it) in public. He's twisted, and he enjoys pursing strong women, only to dominate them when he gets them. As soon as he 'tames' them, he loses interest in them. He's very good in bed, very open minded unlike in every other aspect of his life. No one ever left Orion's bed unsatisfied.
Orion needs intimacy- he never had a simple one night stand. Even with his briefest affairs, he still took the time to know them first, and never jumped in bed at the first opportunity, nor was he one to feel attraction for a woman just based on her looks. I think he liked 'the hunt' most of all.
That aside, if his marriage hadn't broken apart, he'd have never cheated on Walburga. Before everything went to hell, for the first ten years of their marriage, he didn't even think of other women, was 1000000% satisfied with his wife. Even after it all went down the drain, during the years, whenever Walburga gave the briefest sign she wants him back in her bed, he'd abandon whoever he was with and come *running* back home, eating up whatever scrap of affection he could get from her.
Walburga was basically into everything Orion suggested, and she had a few suggestions of her own (learned from those erotica and sometimes straight up smut novels that she loves and were mentioned very briefly in It runs) that she wanted to try out. She loves dangerous men (that's why we see her reading books with a naked, fanged vampire on the cover). I'm certain she made Orion pretend he was a vampire at least once 😂 She also had a slight exhibitionism streak when she was younger and they lived in Egypt, which put Orion on edge (but also secretly delighted him). They weren't even having full on sex back then (Orion insisted they wait until marriage) but she found ways to rile him up and play with him and drive him mad until they finally retuned to England and got married.
Bellatrix is creative and she always chases a thrill, and her sex life is fabulous. Rabastan, poor dear, had seen and heard things in that Manor that either give him nightmares, either inappropriate dreams staring his sister in law and his brother. Sometimes, Bellatrix likes duels as foreplay, so she and Rodolphus destroy parts of the Manor and then fuck in the middle of the damage. Of course, they also have calmer sex, an entire day of lazying in bed with Rodolphus, filled with gentle love-making. But when they're feeling more wild and duels come into play, whoever wins gets to dictate the encounter.
No one knows what Narcissa likes in bed, only Lucius, and it took him like a few years to find out. So whatever happens in bedrooms in Malfoy Manor, shall remain between them.
Andromeda takes after her grandmother Irma, both in bed and out of it. Ted is her boy toy. He does whatever she asks, and they both enjoy it a lot.
Regulus, the little repressed freak, once he finally gets to have sex, he lets loose, and then he feels guilty for it, because he considers whatever he did as something beneath a man of his station. Orion should have really paid more attention to him, but he was also very young when Orion died, so they didn't get to have fun sex talk like Sirius got. He's so allergic to feelings and affection, he enjoys impersonal sex the most. Regulus only knows to accept love and give it back with his mother and his brother, no one else.
Sirius is- well, we know Sirius. Because of the way he was raised and all the shit he got from his mother about liking boys, he does have certain unhealthy behaviours. He adheres to the strict gender roles when it comes to sex, so when he's with a woman, he must always be in charge. That doesn't mean he isn't adventurous, but only as long as he has control. Even when he first gets with Voldemort, he unconsciously puts Voldemort in the 'woman's role' in his head. It takes a while for him to get comfortable, and he's lucky Voldemort is a very patient dude. Obviously, after that happens, we can see Sirius definitely has some sort of Daddy kink. Not that he'd think of it like that, nor would the word 'daddy' ever be uttered while he has sex with Voldemort, but he enjoys being taken care of by an older, powerful man. He also has a big praise kink, so there's that.
He's into different things in bed, depending if he's with a man or a woman. And while he did have plenty of mindless one night stands, I think he is most satisfied when he has a deep connection with his partner. He's desperate for affection, for a true connection, even if he was also afraid of having a bond like that. It's why he tried to distance himself from Marlene, even if he wanted her, because he was simply afraid of growing too close.
You never harass me with questions! I love the questions, especially because they make me think of my lovely Blacks and their mysterious lives. ❤️
#it runs in the blood#sirius/voldemort#sirius black#orion/walburga#orion black#I think about these people way too much#their sex life is as messy as everything else about them
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#cringe cringe posting a twitter screenshot like i cant make my own stuff up but.#IVE HAD THIS IN MY CAMERA ROLL FOR TWO YEARS.#give me fic recommendations for them guys 🗣️🙏🙏#harry potter#sirius black#regulus black#posts#harry potter and the order of the phoenix#twitter#black brothers#james potter#walburga black#orion black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#hp#fanfiction#fanfic
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Regulus: Sirius… I’m gay
Sirius *excited*: can I tell Walburga? Cause this WILL kill her
#walburga black#Ending the bloodline in the name of homosexuality#the marauders#marauders#regulus black#sirius black#the black brothers#sirius orion black#mauraders#wolfstar#jegulus#gay regulus black#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#gay sirius black#sirius#sirius and regulus#sirius being sirius#walburga#walburga's a+ parenting#marauders era
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Walburga and Orion: You will marry a rich, pureblood girl and live a respectable life in a large, fancy mansion.
Sirius: No, I’m marrying a poor, half-blood boy, and we’re living a scandalous life in our shabby old flat, thank you very much.
Regulus: Stop lying out of your ass to juxtapose everything our parents say!!
Sirius: I’m being serious this time. Did I mention that he’s also a werewolf?
#marauders#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#remus x sirius#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes#regulus black#the black brothers#walburga black#orion black#the black family
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Fleamont Potter who makes a plan the day he takes in Sirius Black as his own son in 1975.
Fleamont Potter who waits until James makes Regulus his son-in-law to make a heartwarming “father-of-both-grooms” speech at their wedding reception.
Fleamont Potter who leaves said wedding reception to go find Orion Black in his swanky members-only billiards hall—saying:
“Hello, my name is Fleamont Potter. You abused my kids, Sirius & Regulus. They’re fine now, but the same can’t be said for you.”
& then breaks Orion’s kneecap in with his own pool cue.
[The vision]
#Fleamont Potter vs Orion Black smack down#marauders era#marauders#fleamont potter#orion black#jegulus#sirius black#regulus black#james potter#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders incorrect quotes#hp marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#jegulus incorrect quotes#incorrect jegulus quotes#walburga's a+ parenting#the noble and most ancient house of black#the black brothers#black brothers angst#james x regulus#regulus x james#wolfstar#the maruaders#the marauders era
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Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.
Sirius: What- no!
#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards#slytherin skittles#marauders incorrect quotes#jegulus#regulus black#wolfstar#rosekiller#sirius and regulus#regulus and sirius#black brothers#the black brothers#regulus a black#narcissa black#walburga black#black family#sirius orion black#sirius being sirius#sirius black#sirius business#gay sirius black#trans regulus black#regulus deserved better#trans regulus#regulus headcanon#regulus being regulus#incorrect quotes#reggie black
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Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son
Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.
Walburga: …
Remus:
Walburga: …
Remus: I did not stutter.
*meanwhile*
Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.
James: *pulls out his guitar*
James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*
#marauders#james potter#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#regulus black#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#james fleamont potter#regulus arcturus black#incorrect quotes#Remus Lupin#remus john lupin#sirius black#sirius orion black#wolfstar#Walburga black#Orion black#black family#the black family
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Regulus: im half cursed on my dads side and half doomed on my moms side.
Sirius: our dads side IS our moms side btw
#sirius black#regulus black#remus lupin#james potter#wolfstar#the marauders#jegulus#the marauders era#slytherin skittles#Hogwarts#daily life back at Hogwarts#walburga black#orion#the black brothers
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She's a little crunchy, but here's the full portrait with Sirius :)
#sirius black#regulus black#sirius and regulus#mauraders#orion black#walburga black#the noble and most ancient house of black#marauders fanart#my art
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When Sirius is comfortable around someone he becomes silent - preferring to exist in his own thoughts and just relax for a bit. When Regulus is comfortable around someone he never shuts up - he loves talking about anything and everything in between
#sirius’s coping mechanism is to act loud and obnoxious#regulus’s is to stay silent and hidden#regulus black#jegulus#marauders era#marauders era funny#marauders era textpost#harry potter#james potter#marauders#starchaser#sunseeker#sirius black#the black brothers#walburga black#orion black#remus lupin#wolfstar#peter pettigrew
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Bit of a weird question, but it just popped into my head… did Orion from ‘It runs’ ever hook up with someone at Hogwarts or was he waiting for Walburga? LMAO.
He went on a few dates, once Walburga left Hogwarts, but I don't think it went further than just that- an outing in Hogsmeade, a few kisses.
At most, he slept with a couple of women when he went to the Institute and experienced freedom for the first time in his life, far away from his controlling, strict father and his batshit crazy grandfather. But then Walburga was able to join him there after a year, so he basically only had a year to 'fool around' and even then, I think it would have been pretty mild, nothing like we see with Sirius in It runs.
Generally, Orion spent his teenaged years and young adult years waiting for Walburga.
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Sirius: did you get my assignment? Sorry it was late again
McGonagall: uh yeah, I looked it over nice work
Sirius: thanks mum
McGonagall:
Everyone in the class:
Sirius: why is everyone staring at me
James: you called Minnie mum
Remus: you said 'thanks mum'
Sirius: no I didn't. If anything I said thanks man
McGonagall: do you see me as a mother figure, Sirius?
Sirius: no! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!
Marlene: hey! Show your mother some respect!
#sirius black#minerva mcgonagall#minnie mcgonagall#professor mcgonagall#walburga's a+ parenting#marauders era#the marauders#marauders#james potter#remus lupin#Marlene McKinnon#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes#marauders incorrect quotes#source: brooklyn 99#Mcgonagall is a queen#incorrect harry potter#incorrect quote#sirius business#sirius being sirius#remus and sirius#sirius orion black#remus loves sirius#remus x sirius#sirius#padfoot#mauraders
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Walburga: Sirius, you need to stop liking feminine things.
Orion: Yes, son, you need to like more masculine things.
Sirius: *starts liking men*
Walburga and Orion, voices cracking: tHAT’S nOT wHAT wE mEANT—
#marauders#sirius black#wolfstar#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#the black family#walburga black#orion black#the noble and most ancient house of black
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Remus teaching Sirius how to ride a bike because he was never allowed to have one as a kid would be so cute. They’d do it in secret because Sirius is embarrassed he doesn’t know how.
#remus lupin#remus x sirius#wolfstar#marauders fandom#hp marauders#the marauders#sirius orion black#remus loves sirius#moony x padfoot#moony#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#padfoot#walburga's a+ parenting
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"I don't like being back here. I never thought I'd be stuck in this house again."
#sirius black#harry potter#order of the phoenix#walburga black#orion black#the black family#my art#grimmauld place
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i need more content of regulus black being an absolute arse of a little sibling. pouting when things don’t go his way, standing in sirius’ doorway and when he tells him to get out of his room r says “i’m not in your room though”, always complaining about how sirius gets to sit with the adults and he has to be babysat, daydreaming about being even cooler than sirius, moaning all the time
#regulus black#walburga is tired of him and sirius will be her forever favourite#orion spends most of the day in the study but at least regulus has him on his side because o thoroughly despises walburga (because she’s too#opinionated and vocal for him) and by extension sirius who resembles her#the noble and most ancient house of black
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