#or what I like to call

[cannibalhellhound]

Enjoy some of the Wolverine brainrot 👍🏼

[lexosaurus]

hey. don’t cry. i electrocuted a child in my basement and turned him into a half-ghost. he can walk through walls, disappear, and fly, okay?

[gummy-sharks666]

My heart is always gonna be with gen 1 bakugan esp storywise but I do LOVE the gen 2 designs. These are my faves from my collection

[ecto-stone]

Vlad and Penny from the meme ship ( 0v0 )

4 ever blaming vanripper for getting me hook into this ship. but Ever heard of Sassy overload and so bad for each other that they caused the complete opposite effect and be 100% perfect for each other. That Misery Motivated for You.

[thelibraryloser]

“Your father said you think they went missing the day the cleaners came through? Have any more of your possessions come up missing since then?”

“Yeah,” Adrien said, unable to stop the smile from taking over his whole face. “I lost my umbrella. But it wasn’t the cleaners. I just… left it somewhere.”

“I’ll have a new one set aside for you. Call if you need anything else for tonight.”

“Thanks, Nathalie, I will.”

Adrien ended the call and looked out the window, where the rain was still falling in sheets two days after it had begun. In a way it made him happy. That girl, whoever she was, was out there somewhere. She had his umbrella. He liked the idea that, even though he would not see her again, she had a part of him with her, and it would keep her safe in the rain.

☔️

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[llovely]

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[skull0pendra]

i wonder what it is

[yooo-lets-go]

what sort of music does simon listen to- and what are the others’ opinions on it when they inevitably discover it?

They probably wouldn’t share a playlist

Plus Roach:

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad

Bonus sketch, because I had to vv

"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."

[almondcroissantsandink]

i've been BELTING out the Epic concept album in the car to and from work the past couple of weeks, esp. the bit where Odysseus cries out for Athena at the end of Love in Paradise, and I thought it would be funny if the goddess herself was like WHY is this person in rural NY state calling for me every day at 8:40am and after 5pm

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[originalartblog]

Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬