#or to the gym to run

[justalittlebluetiefling]

DONE

[itsrheasgirl]

What is AIR.

[brainfreeze27]

headlines & flash flash flash photography!!!

[bviralmedia]

Running in Heels at the Gym, Confidence and Laughter

[wyrmwright]

so, uh, zaraporter huh...

[live-fit]

[doinkdoinkdonk]

via kaelidance on instagram

[parisoonic]

i am not immune to a meme

[stubz]

"Human Max and Kim?"

"Yeah?"

"There is something that has been on my mind for quite some time now, a question about your work."

"Okay shoot."

"..."

"She means ask away."

"Ah. Yes, well. I was wondering how you two knew to train before coming to work here? As I was under the impression you both joined shortly after the coalition made contact with Earth."

"Train?"

"You mean for taking care of younglings?"

"Yes human Max."

"We didn't. We just used the training we already had and then learned on the job about the finer details."

"What she said. Although we did need to take some first aide courses before opening."

"...come again?"

"We barely had information of other species so we mostly relied on the training and teachings we received at home, Earth."

"Don't worry we took some night classes later on to be more prepared later on."

"How later is 'later on'?"

"About a month."

"...you seem really confused about this."

"That is because I am. . .how were you able to tolerate the biting then? Or the vast difference in height and weight from some of the larger ones? Or keep up with the fast ones?"

"Oh I was bit all the time at home. Both at work and at home."

"I just like running so it's not that hard for me. Kim still struggles though."

"I have tiny legs you jerk."

"But the strength and weight of some of them..."

"Oh right, on Earth you have to be able to lift at least 50 pounds to go into childcare."

"I thought it was 50 kilos..."

"...but that's like a hundred pounds...wait.."

"You have to be able to lift 50-100 pounds with ease!"

"...How heavy are your children?"

"Between 50-100 pounds."

[focus120tt]

Lucas Dell

[frownyalfred]

If you have been waiting to read the ninth wave because you can't read in progress fics or dark fics without a complete ending, congrats! The ninth wave just finished today at just under 110k words. You can now read the whole fic on ao3 :)

Thank you to everyone who encouraged me on here. I owe @januariat in particular a huge shout out for encouraging me to delve into the darker possibilities with Joker. Thank you Jan <3

[lovely-honey-blossom]

[live-fit]

[scrumptiousstuffs]

“A hundred days without running, the sky is bright. On the day we did, its raining…”

Via First’s IG (update)

Poor boys, they got caught in the rain (via Mark’s!)

30/05/2025

[abrieflyelegantstudent]

[unapolageticallyb]

Black Girl Magic at its finest.! 💪🏾✨🙌🏾