#or in other words:

[plexiglassonion]

Two of Us (Let it Be) // The Back Seat of My Car (RAM) // You Never Give Me Your Money (Abbey Road) // Drive My Car (Rubber Soul) // The Long and Winding Road (Let it Be)

[zelda7999]

Hey, psst, you there!

I've got a message for you, it's real important!

Okay, here it is:

YOU ARE AMAZING!!!

:D tada!! I hope you have a lovely day <3

- 🌲

(can you guess who? ;3c)

I SAW THIS WHEN I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND FRESHLY WOKEN UP-- AND I MELTED. I AM SEEING IT AGAIN. MORE AWAKE. AND STILL MELTING.

HI BELOVED MUTUAL, BELOVED FRIEND, LIEBLINGSMENSCH <3

DID YOU KNOW, THAT YOU ARE BELOVED, AMAZING, SPECTACULAR, IMMACULATE, EXTRAVAGANT, AND MORE?? I CANNOT EXPRESS MY ADORATION FOR YOU IN WORDS <3 <3 <3

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bulldog-butch]

i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable

[lupinedreaming]

But when will it be my turn to have an evil AI/android fall in obsessive love with me? A being that decides that he must have me and is determined to seduce me, and because he’s so good at pattern recognition he knows exactly how?

HUH?? When will this happen to me?

[mournfulroses]

Mary Oliver, from Long Life: Essays And Other Writings originally published in 2004

[kurgy]

miku expo 2024 is the dashcon of vocaloid concerts. the projectors were replaced with LEDs and organizers told no one, still charged ppl for the projectors. someone stole the Miku canada cut out. vocaloid producers are really mad that attendees are mad that they got scammed because nothing comes before Product. the event banned glowsticks and upcharged the sale of their own, under the excuse that average glowsticks would interfere with the projectors, that the organizers knew they did not have. someone pissed on the floor. car crash outside the venue in san jose

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[aropride]

i’ve begun saying people “obviously aren’t in a romantic relationship, they have something deeper and more intimate going on” as this seems to confuse and upset alloromantics

(ID: a banner with text over the aro flag. the text says: i don't care about blorbotags go wild but this post is about hating the hierarchial system of relationships & if you're mad about it you're probably been poisoned by ace discourse brainworms. and are also proving my point. /end ID)

[tomndjerry]

The intimacy of "You still remember that?"

I remember everything about you............

[ebonyheartnet]

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

[evillillad]

guys ur still in public mayhaps stop gooning maybe?

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[minhosblr]

D U D E !

[mowuune]

For normal guys who are always tense and startle easily

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

in this house we love the artists and engineers and actors who worked on arcane so much that we will not share the leaks

remember that the people who really suffer from leaks are regular people like you and me who worked hard for weeks, months, and years to make this show a reality