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Computer, show me characters gaining weight as a sign of their improving mental state. Show me characters learning to love their body as they learn to love themselves. Show me characters no longer punishing themselves for something that isn’t their fault. Computer. Computer do you hear me.
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Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!


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i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit
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Something so compelling about brunettes who dye their hair blonde
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Girl So Confusing — Amadeus (1984) edit
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when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

#this is about M*A*S*H#to me#which ive never seen#but i see that glam femme guy on my dash all the time#you have my heart sir
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one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca
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I think I've given myself hair papercuts. Haircuts, if you will. Fuck my stupid baka life
#i just wanna fiddle with my hair whay do you mean the bleach has rendered it a coarse knife bundle#I thought i was taking good care of it
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I can imagine The Characters to any song

#me listening to liquid smooth after getting into star trek like yessss.....#kirk and spock amok time yes..............
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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
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#ive got a tryout shift tomorrow#wish me luck#also i.... spent too long looking up brain surgery articles for this joke
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I still wish timothee chalamet had been Austin butlered and was still pretending to be bob dylan for press because it’s funny to me
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I still wish timothee chalamet had been Austin butlered and was still pretending to be bob dylan for press because it’s funny to me
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i would kill to own one of those bootleg ussr vinyl printed on x-rays
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