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popculturebuffet · 4 years ago

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New X-Men Xtrospective Part 1: E is For Extinction “They Will Need Us”

I am SO fucking excited for this one. As might not be obvious to ALL of my readers but should be obvious to some, I fucking love the X-Men. They are one of my favorite superhero teams period as are several of their spinoffs such as X-Factor (All versions), New Mutants, and Marauders. I love the wide cast, the hugely vast universe within the already vast and wonderful marvel universe, and the sheer amount of GREAT stories. I own all 11 movies, have several action figures, and two posters from Jonathan Hickman’s current and utterly dynamite run right above me right now as I work, as well as a marvel 80′s themed poster behind me that’s at least half x-men for good reason. I love this gang of mutants and I have not talked about them enough.

I”ve done some X-Men stuff sure: I’ve talked about hickman’s time as head writer of the books a year in earlier this year, I did a few scattered reviews back when I did single issues of comics, and then we get to the one I beefed big time: covering ALL of X-Men evolution. While it’s a noble endeavor I freely admit to overexerting myself: I recapped the episodes way too closely, gave myself no real schedule and did so while I was already covering two shows a week at the time. My point is it was a good idea, but the timing was REALLY fucking bad and if I do it again, I intend to do it right and iwth a proper place in my now properly paced schedule. I also planned to do the movies which, unlike evolution, I have solid plans to do once I clear out some of my projects. Point is I burned bright and then exploded and took a whole projecet with me phoenix style.

I had until this moment yet to do a really big x-men project, something digging into the comics, something that could help fans both of the comics and not get familiar with something really good, and help me dig into both the good and bad of something. I jsut needed the right start.

Then Christmas gave me that spark, that project that gave me the idea for a butload more x-men content on here and was the perfect starting point for some. See my friend Marco lives in Honduras, and so since i couldn’t afford to send him anything for christmas in the mail, as i’m not exactly rich, I instead offered him three reviews of anything.l He still hasn’t taken up two of them, nor one I gave him for graduating college, but the first one was a doozy, something he hadn’t read due to not liking the art, which is fine as I have some art in comics I don’t like everyone has diffrent tastes, at least for the first arc, and something VITALLY important to x-men as a whole and that’s the backbone of hickman’s current run: the first arc of new x-men, e is for extinction. And given New X-Men is one of my faviorite comics of all time I not only lept on it.. but decided fuck it I’m covering the whole thing. So every so often on here from now until I finish, i’m going to be covering Grant Morrisons ground breaking, mind shattering, status quo destroying run on the children of the atom. This.. is going to be fucking awesome. Buckle up.

New X-Men came about in 2001. Stop me if you heard this one: The X-Men, once marvel’s best selling title and one of i’ts most beloved, had been set adrift in a seal of editorial bullshit, bad writing, bad storylines and a stale continuity where not much could change or grow and things always reset to about the same place it was last week. If this sounds familiar it’s because it somehow happened AGAIN thanks to Ike Perlmutter’s bullshit, hence the current hickman run, but we’ll get into all of tha tsome other time. Point is as it was in 2018, so it was in 2001: The x-men were in bad straits and marvel reached out to a host of various creators to swing for the fences and find a new direction, something to bring sales and life back to the book. To my shock they actually took a LOT of diffrent pitches in before Morrisons won and from huge names: Geoff Johns, who had not yet returned to DC never to leave, Alex Ross, Keith Giffen.. all huge creative types. but in the end the best man won.

For those unfamiliar with him, Grant Morrison is a gloriously batshit scotsman with a long, storied and delightfully insane history in comics, mostly at DC before and after this comic. This is for good reason: DC scouted Morrison specifically because of his early work at 2000ad. See at the time Alan Moore had hit it really big with Swamp Thing, taking a d list, so so book and making it into an utter masterpiece and giving it thoroughly interesting mythology. Given it was a blockbuster hit that’s still widely loved and discussed, as it should be today, DC decided to repeat the strategy of asking British indie comics creators to come do the same to another property. This same experiment is why Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman exists, so.. yeah it was actually a great strategy and naturally Grant had their first big hit with Animal Man, a metafictional take on a b-list hero that made him a loveable family man, while also putting him through hell and playing with the medium and dc’s vast history, the last two being Morrison’s trademark from then on out.

They’d next go on to reinvent one of my other faviorite teams: THE DOOM PATROL! The patrol are a bunch of victims of strange accidents who got powers out of them that are basically curses... and Morrison solidified that concept, taking over after a weak run that ironically enough was trying to imitate the x-men’s success at the time. Instead Morrison just went all out with his weird shit for the first time and made them a team of broken but likeable people with weird powers fighting just the weirdest most incomprehensible shit, a run i’ll likely be digging into eventually along with the team as a whole. It’s also, along with Gerard Way’s recent run, the bedroock for the current and utterly masterful doom patrol series I need to catch up on. They also apparently once wrote a satrical comic starring and lik mocking hitler... a fact I somehow JUST learned but naturally doesn’t surprise me at all.

Morrison’s career at dc, after doing some creator owned stuff there when Vertigo opened up, hit it’s peak in the late 90′s as they were given the go ahead to reinvent the Justice League, with the wildly successful and awesome JLA, another book I probably need to take a look at that put the big 7 back into the team. And by now your probably getting the point of me covering his career pattern.. besides giving morrison the praise they deserve, and they’d have some really great runs after this.. and some terrible ones but no one’s perfect. My point is that at this point in their career Morrison’s greatest skill was taking something that had grown stagnant or been forgotten, blowing it up and reworking it into something glorious and new. Taking what worked, scraping away what didn’t and on the whole making something fucking glorious out of it. So here we are. The X-Men needed a new coat of paint and uncle grant had their lcd laced psycadelic paint bucket and brush shaped like a pidgeon at the ready. And for better, way better and admitely sometimes here and there worse,they changed the x-men for good. Some changes were rolled back out of spite, others finally got their chance after said rollback recently, and some were just outright thrown on the grown and smashed with a hammer. But for the most part Grant left a huge impact on the x-men and i’m here to show you why, warts and all. To me my x-men, this is new x-men. Now naturally there’s even more exposition but i’ts more in what COULD’VE been. Originally while Wolverine, Cyclops, Jean Grey and Professor X were all part of the team the other two members of the slim roster for this run, Beast and Emma Frost.. weren’t. Originally Morrison was going to have Colossus and Moira Mactaggert, long time team ally, token human until very recently, and now thanks to hickman one of the most important x characters peirod and long before that a fan favorite of mine, on the team, with Moira taking over for beast.

This.. didn’t pan out since Marvel apparently either didn’t give a shit about their plans or already had things in motion as the climax of the longtime legacy virus storyline killed both off. Colossus until Joss Whedon, bastard he may be, brought him back for his terrific Astonishing X-Men, and Moira SOMEHOW stayed dead until House/Powers of X. See this speaks to one of the big roadblocks morrison faced: Jonathan HIckman currently has absolute power and all his writers working in concert, a new way of doing things comic companies shold honestly copy en masse as it’s really working wonders. Grant.. was just one of many writers and one of three main x books the others being Chris Claremont’s XTREME X-MEN, basically “let the legend do what he wants since he can’t get freedom on the main book” and another writer on uncanny... before eventually chuck austen took over and I will tackle that horrible mess some other time. Point is while Morrison was setting the tone, costume style and making the big waves, they still didn’t have full power and thus had to play nice with eveyrone else. So their next idea was Rogue, making mer more like her x-men evolution version.. except Chris wanted her, so that was out, though being a decent enough guy he willingly gave up Beast since the moira thing meant Morrison needed a science person. As for Colossus replacement, as it turned out a fan had suggested Grant do something with Emma Frost since Gen X was canceled and while Morrison had zero intention for it clearly Emma clicked with hthem and she was soon both a main part of the cast and one of their biggest contributions to X-Men as a whole.

As for what I think of the needed changes.. they ended up being for the best. I do like Moira... but Hank ended up being a much better fit for the team dynamic wise and power set wise, while Emma was the same. While Colossus, Rogue and Moira are all fantastic characters, I think what we ended up with was just a better mix overall. I DO think the team is incredibly white, but that’s a general x-men problem, even with having an assload of diverse and intresting characters, so it’s not entirely his fault. All in all it’s a fantastic roster: four of the x-men’s best, their leader in the field for the first time in forever, and a new and intresting wild card. IT’s a nice ballance of characters and we’ll get more into it as we go. Now all the expositions done, we can finally dive head first into new x-men. I hope you survivie the experince under the cut.

After an utterly gorgeous and striking cover, the one used up top, we get one solid page to introduce us to Morrison’s mission statment, how they feel and how good Frank Quitely’s art looks

I cropped it best i could for tumblr but this one image immidetly says a lot. Our heroes are just.. easily taking down this sentinel, an old model... the same one we’ve seen a dozen times. What were once the grim, possible destroyers of an entire race of beings in days of future past and devistating killing machines in the present.. had become stale easily defeated murder bots There had been noble attempts to really make the sentiinels work again like the horrifying omega sentinels, humans forcibly converted into sleeper agent killing machines, during operation: zero tolerance, but otherwise they were mostly just a prop for the x-men to knock down. And that.. really is morrison’s whole point. Lampshading and mocking the fact the x-men had grown stale, things hadn’t really progressed.. and that it was time to move on. But to Uncle Grant��s credit, they not only uses this as a mission statment but it’s plot relevant: this mission will both be explained soon and explains why Logan and Scott are out and about enough to end up where the plot will soon need them. It also helps, via the sight of the syndey opera house establish something Morrison made a staple of their run: the X-Men going global. While the x-men were never really NOT global post claremont, Morrisons run has them handling rescue missions and what not worldwide far more often than most runs before it sans Claremont, and really made it feel like they weren’t just another super team but a global force of good with a specific goal and mission. More on the global aspect next time, as that’s where it really comes in but I felt it was important to show it was there for minute one.

So yeah before we move onto the first full scene of the run, let’s talk about the costumes.

We’ll talk about Emma’s later since she’s not introduced to the story for a while but yeah. There’s a sharp, obvious and immediate change just in the outfits, which take after the movie’s more military look, having the x-men not only look more like a unit but more like a professional orginization. Someone to come and help when needed. While this would take on more siginifigance in a bit, we’ll get to it, it also fits Morrisions own views that the x-men were less of a traditional superhero team and more something different on the edges that fought things out there, sorta what like he did with doom patrol. And it’s honestly a valid interpretation as the x-men are often seen as outlaws and misfits by society for beingn well.. mutants. Not as trusted as the avengers. So having them adopt this look played into that: Having them look more professional and focused as The X-Men have a less blanket mission statement than the avenger.. but also mildly threatning. Something to alarm the humans. It’s an utterly brilliant look thrown best together by the big yellow x’s, still giving it a nice flash of color to show off and show this is still a comic and this is still damn colorful.. this just isn’t your AVERAGE supherhero comic or the x-men your used to. IT’s a real shame the only fox x-men movie to use it was fucking dark phoenix.. a film where it didn’t even fit as xavier was getting flashier and more reckless so why wouldn’t he have more garish and colorful and more traditional superhero outfits. They did look good in their variants in first class though. Props there. Point is this is a classic, utterly stunning look, and tha’ts coming from someone whose fine with goofy superhero outfits and perpetually bitter hawkeye is almost never allowed to wear his actual comic outift and is instead stuck with shades instead of you know.. a mask. Or anything resembling an actual good looking costume. This though this is how you do a less superheroy costume: practical and realistic, but still cool looking and comic book friendly.

We cut to a mysterious lady, we’ll come to know her as Cassandra Nova and while I know her origin... i’m saving it for later as the comics themselves explain it eventually, and a simpering dolt she brought with her, Donald Trask, a distant relative of the creators of the sentinels who, via holograms she’s showing cro magnons slaughtring the neanderthal. Her point is that Mutants are going to do this and she’s clearly fearmongering him and trying to talk him into genocide: to wipe them out before they wipe out humanity. And it’s here we get one of hte most important plot points of Morrisons run and one of the most intresting: according to cassandra’s research Humanity will be no more in 4 generations. Mutankind is on it’s way to overtaking them at last.. i’ts still a few decades off.. but it’s coming. It’s sometihing that the whole decimation nonsense sadly snuffed.. and John Hickman has thankfully brought back. I’ll get to his run once i’ts complete in a few years, but point is it’s an utterly marvelous plot hook: Humanity, whose already attempted genocide a few times, is now in real danger of what their petty, racist, fearful attacks have been about: being replaced. It’s one of the central themes of the work the other two being “Just what IS mutantkind and what will it be”. WHat are they as a people? We’ll dig into these as we go but the threat of exctincion is the backbone of this arc... and will lead to something truly ghastly.

It’s then we get our title page.. which nothing really to add it just looks really good and helps show off who are cast is and what they can do with striking simple art.

And since we’re already talking the art of the book, let’s take a moment to discuss an intresting detail of this run: despite it’s short length there’s quite a few diffrent artist, who we’ll talk about of course as we get to each one. The most common and notable though is Frank Quitely. Frank Quitely is one of Morrison’s closest and best creative partners, having a unique, squishy art style.. i.e. the one my friend didn’t like which is why i’m covering this. And while I like the art style quite a bit, I do get why it’s not everyone’s cup of tea: His art is squashed, weird, and admitely some faces can be good god no incaranate. But it’s also why I like it: his characters feel unique, each body and figure feels like it was custom made and thus feels.. real. Like this is a person before you. And given comics can often surrender to having everybody look the damn same, this is nice. His faces may sometimes look similar but his bodies are where the action is. But while having a realistic feel his work also has a weird alien quality that perfectly fits Morrison, and thus his run on x-men. I will say while I love All-Star Superman, his art fits less there in the more hopeful silver agey story, so he’s not an artist for EVERY STORY OF EVERY TYPE.. but when it comes to sci fi weridness, he fits it like a glove so i’ts unsuprising he and morrison are practicaley soul mates, nor that his art sets the tone perfectly for the run: this is something new, diffrent and strange.. and what says x-men at it’s best more than that?

So after our opening titles we cut to the mansion where Hank is showing off his latest and greatest invention: Cerebra. Cerbebra is a massively upgraded version of Cerebro, aka Professor Xavier’s iconic helmet that allows him to track mutants to help them out.. and covertly backup their conconousness for his long game plan, but shhhh, don’t tell anyone yet that’s not going to be retconned in for a few decades. Though i’m damn certain if Morrison has heard about the current era of x-men and how it both builds on what he built, shatters the status quo and is incredibly weird, he’d be damn proud. As for how it’s diffrent Cerebra not only has a large dome around it but said dome allows the machine to amply Charles powers to a global reach. He can now see mutants all over the world anywhere in the world, something I didn’t realize wasn’t ALWAYS a thing because it seems so simple. It’s also likely to bring it more in line with the movies. And while marvel has done TERRIBLE with bringing things in from the movies or in line with them in recent years, i.e. making star lord more like his movie self while forgetting that’s how he already used to be in canon before later writers thankfully did hte better step of merging the two, Hawkeye’s outfit, Cap’s outfit or Nick Fury Jr. But for every mistep there’s also been tons of times it’s worked out really well such as here, as well as bringing hulk into the avengers for the first time since the founding, making tony stark more like the mcu version and less like a nightmarish self righetous dicktator who rightfully gets beat up and called out a lot, making Scott Lang prominent since he became prominent in the MCU, Wakanda being a major force in the marvel universe as it always should have been and various titles that have popped up to tie into movies, often bringing back a team or property that hadn’t had a book in some time like Ant-Man, Black Panther, and Shang Chi just to name a few. It’s not always hawkeye looking all jeremy renner is what i’m saying.. though thankfully comics clint isn’t that uninteresting. Hopefully the series will change that.

So yeah along with a bigger shinier cerebro we’re also introduced to a big change in Hank whose taken on his lion form rather than his classic gorilla with a weird haircut or his return to that except bald. Here he’s more like aslan in a human body and I.. love it. It looks great, helps sell hanks delima of being brilliant while looking like a beast and makes sense: he kickstarted what was likely his own secondary evolution by drinking the potion that made him bestial, so it only makes sense his body wouldn’t be all that stable even if it took years to change again. And even that makes sense as hank was breifly turned back to his original hairless ape mutation during x-factor, easily one of the books.. worse decisions honestly and one that louise simonson thankfully later undid. That probably bought him some time hence why it’s only mutating further now. It also adds an intresting wrinkle which the run will explore further: how far does this go? Will he regress? and how much hank will be left? And how will society treat his new form?

For now he’s actually extatic. While he’s going through hormonal changes, and giving out some excellent banter with Jean

Which also includes one of the greatest lines in comic book history, one that’s been in my head for decades and made me absolutely love henry mccoy.

He’s just great is what i’m saying. As you can tell it’s stuff like this why i’m glad Moira fell through. While I love her.. Morrison’s hank is just a delight and one really questionable subplot aside, we’ll get to that, he’s one of the highlights of this run with an intresting internal struggle, and great chemistry with EVERYONE. And that is the main reason i’m glad Moira fell through as his history with everyone but Emma, who he still has a great raport with, means each interaction has weight. He’s close friends with both scott and jean and thus serves as their needed confidant, while still being able to buddy and banter iwth good old weapon x, and speak with his mentor charles as an equal. While I love moira... Beast just fits into the cast too perfectly and I 100% suspect Morrison was only using her because, while she’s awesome, Claremont wanted her and thus gladly snapped her up when he no longer had a science person. I’ll get into his Jean soon enough but she’s likewise fantastic and easily my faviorite version of the character.. not that until very recently there was much honest competition.

So Cerebra fires up showing a massive cloud of mutants, showing just how much of a huge spike theirs been with Xavier wondering what it all means.. and Hank seeing a weird flare on the mointor for just a second with his special eyes. But since Xavier isn’t stupid and isn’t the kind of idiot who just dismisses it as a fulke, and since Scott and Logan are in the field, he decides to confrence call them in to see if they can go take a look.

And naturally we get to see what their up to and get context for what the hell happened in the first page. Our heroes were on a rescue mission to save Ugly John, tha’ts what people called him, a three faced mutant who ends up passing out as they head out of the atmosphere for a second. Wolverine is regenerating and smoking out of his neck becaue he could still smoke back then before marvel decided “he’s setting a bad example”.. in a comic meant for teens and adults.

I mean I get it on some level as the x-men cartoon was a huge thing in the 90′s and Ben Grimm is basically a giant children’s toy with the mind of a surly 40 year old jewish man from yancy street, but stilll it’s just.. why. I may not like smoking but it’s not like it was SPIDER-MAN saying

It’s a grown man.. whose not a sterling roll model and who Claremont went out of his way to have Logan point out his healing factor means it really dosen’t hurt him in the long run and when Kitty, an actual teenager, tried one of his cigars she choked. I know it’s a weird thing to get hung up on but while i’m all for keeping kids from smoking, this was a really clumsy way to try and hehlp that that made no sense and will never make any sense.

One tangent later we find out that Cassandra was showing Trask a simulation on a flight to, unsuprisingly, south america, to a sentinel blacksite. Between covertly funding civil wars as they do, the US Goverment naturally founded an experimental sentinal project, and a second master mold during the production of the first line... when larry trask asks where it could possibly be well...

Subtly was not the trasks strong point.. or common sense... or.. not realizing their creations would dominate humanity too or not dying.

Anyways we then cut back to the x-men, as their having a psychic zoom meeting with Charlie giving one of his patnted big speeches.. and like a lot of this comic it’s too damn good not to use

The reason I couldn’t should be obvious: This one speech sums up the x-men, why their great and why their necessary in a nutshell: in a world full of prejucided morons.. there’s plenty of scared kids who NEED the x-men to protect and guide them, and with a surge in the mutant population, their needed now more than ever. We also get a good explanation in universe for the uniform change: Charles had them in the superhero outfits hoping humanity would accept them if they were packaged as something they know. Since that clearly hasn’t worked he’s trying new ways to reach out and thus going with a diffrent more rescue team approach to the uniforms. He assigns Wolvie and Cyke to go check out the flair as you’d expect and the meetings over. On the blackbird we get our first hint at a subplot as Logan noticed Cyclops couldn’t wait to get out of there, and is being a tad distant to his wife. He actually has reasons for being kind of cold for once instead of just bad writing as he just came back from being possed by apocalypse. Yeah that happened. So the experience has rattled our boy some what. More on that as we go. But Jean ducks the subject with hank but does breach the fact that Charles has been going kind of crazy with the spending, new uniforms and ambition lately. Hank explains it perfectly: After all the death, suffering and misery the x-men have endured lately, the aforementioned deaths I talked about that took Colossus and Moira off the roster, have lionzed Charles to make sure it was all worth something and look towards the future.

But enough hope time for horror as Cassandra makes her first direct move, trying to take over Charles brain , make his body her own and use cerebra to kill lots and lots of mutants. We then get one of the best moments of Morrisons run with Charles response to a horrifying monster trying to take his brain

While it is shocking to find out Charles has a gun..it’s a grim but kind of understandable precaution. The guy once got fully taken over by a brood, assembling the New Mutants in part because the brood wanted to create more of i’ts kind with more super powers. You’d be paranoid too if some of your beloved students were brought together partly due to your good intentions and partly because a space monster wanted to make more space montsters out of helpless teens, and even horribly gaslighted one of them. We’ll get to that some day. Point is Charles brain is one of the greatest weapons on earth and if the wrong person got a hold of it, it’d be the end of said earth. Thankfully Charles does not need plan gun, as Jean yanks Cerebra off him but the sheer HATE Charles felt from Cassandra, the sheer power has rattled him.. and also told him she’s in Ecuador and his X-Men need to be warned NOW. It’s a great way to set up just HOW powerful Cassandra is. Speaking of which as our first issue of the arc ends, we find out two things: Cass faked being int he government but really just used dead soldiers as prop.. and just what kind of sentinels are out there.. wild sentinels. Easily my faviorite variant of the old killing machines and one that’s barely used despite being really damn awesome. Their adaptive killing machines, designed to mutated just like their pray and take tech from around them, as a result they look like a jumble of guns and parts.. but not only does it give them a unique, cool look.. but it makes them ten times deadlier as instead of being big bricks of robots that while intimidating, the x-men know how to kill... their unpredictable variable killing machines. You can figure out how to kill one sure.. btu the next might be entirely diffrent. They are one of morrisons best creations and I hope someone uses the idea again.. aka hickman. Please use it jonathan I know your focused on nimrod but come on.

And we end on one of the best lines of the entiire run as we close out the issue

Yeah it goes without saying but i’ll say it anyway; Morrison is really damn good with dialouge and being damn quotable.

So we open with another great quote “When I got up today I didn’t expect to kill 20 million people”... and Cassandra being aware Wolverine and Cyclops are on their way and sending the Wild Sentinels to dispatch them. Also our heroes brought Ugly John along while while a dumb move, Wolvie does point out how dumb it was to divert to Ecuador with a civlian in tow.. after the plane crash of course. As for “wait what plane crash’, the sentinels attack and start picking it apart... and since letting them have such good tech is a terrible idea, Scotty blows up the damn plane. So to recap our heroes are stuck in ecuador, surrounded by murder machines, and oh look their there and knock off cyclops viser. Fantastic. So yeah our heroes are fucked. And naturally captured by the enemy.

The rest of the x-men are doing SLIGHTLY better. While beast makes a note for his girlfriend, more on that later on, Charles is in bed, half alive, explaning the rationale I gave for why he has the gun with Jean refusing to let him get back out of bed and you know.. put on the device that just nearly killed him. But when beast announces they lost contact with our boys.. yeah that ceased being an option.

Back in the Ecuadorian Genocide Factory, Cassandra does the obvious and kills donald trask as his real purpose..was to stick around and be stupid for a bit while she copied his dna so she could have full control of her new murder toys.She soon uses them, having a horrifying death chamber slaughter john.. or at least flash fry him. Wolverine takes it how you’d expect and since the sentinels need to “perserve trask dna”.. they can’t fire on him without killing her. Scott escapes.. and in a heart wrenching scene mercy kills john.. before getting badass.

To anyone who says Scott Summers is boring, unintersting, or a stupid asshole idiot head I present exhbit shut the fuck up. Morrison gets scott just right, deconstructing his emotional suppression, while showing him off as a dedicated, companionate man who gets the job done and who seconds after tearfully having to mercy kill an innocent mutant whose death was partially his fault, wastes no time making it painfully clear to the person responsible she WILL die if she tries that again. Logan however realizes she’s already won in some fashion as she’s grinning.. and yeah never a good sign when a genocidal madwoman is grinning like a loon.. and when we find out why.. it’s even less good> We cut to Genosha. A lot of you probably know what happned to Genosha but in case you don’t know what it is it was once a horribly racist country that genetically enslaved mutants and used them for slave labor. It was freed, but still struggled to truly move on.. till Magneto showed up, took the country for himself and made it a home for all mutants. When we last saw him he once again tried to take over the world leading to Logan seemingly killing him. Right now though Emma Frost finally enters the scene teaching some mutants.. when a young one named Negasonic Teenage Warhead.. yes that one and yes she was entirely chosen for deadpool for her name, reveals, via precognition, that their all going to die.. right as the sentinels attack.

Genosha.. is gone. In an eyeblink 16 million mutants are dead, a possible future gone, and one of their greatest leaders is no more. Yeah Magneto WAS alive.. but paralyzed so he could do nothing when his island was utterly slaughtered. Only a handful of mutants will be revealed to survive. Humanity had done a lot to mutants before .. but for once.. they’d succeeded in wiping a massive chunk out. What was an x-men location for DECADES at this point.. was now a smoldering crater. A what could of been that would hant the x-men ever after, even now into utopia it remains the darkest day in mutant history outside of hte decimation. It is a truly horrific moment.. and if the changes already hadn’t made it clear this is morrison saying “NO character is safe, nothing is safe, and nothing will be the same and I damn well mean that”. In one act of hate the world has changed. And it hasn’t finished changing yet.

Issue Three opens hammering in things, as Jean and Beast are in the ruins of genosha, with Xavier having found ONE surivor among the rubble, and our heroes sturggling to find even them, though Jean eventually picks them up and uses her TK to sift through the rubble.

They find Emma who emerges from a bunker in shock, clutching NTW... and not realizing she’s dead until later and revealing she now has diamond skin, her own secondary mutation. Secondary Mutation was a birlliant idea, new powers sprouting up within established mutants.. it’s just morrison barely used this great idea as did hardly anyone else. Only X-Men Blue ever really dug into it and those were artifical at that. IT’s a great idea..it’s just barely used and at most heavily implied to explain changes in powers like Jamie Madrox Multiple Personalities later on or Doug Ramsey’s vast increase in power. Disapointing.

While Charles takes in the tragedy and the fact his old frienmie is dead, the x-men wonder what the fuck Cassandra is and what to do with her.. why did she kill 16 million people, and what the fuck is she. I mean I know, but as I said i’ll explain that when the story does. IN the other room Beast tends to Emma who wants none of not fucking killing Cassandra.. and is utterly right. Bitchy, because i’ts Emma, but right: she killed 16 million people. Say what you want but while it may not be up to the x-men to kill her.. she shoudln’t be living much longer. She commited genocide. Emma decides fuck that and prepares to leave summoning a cab and making peace with being a glorious living fabrige egg. Emma did apparelty change in generation x.. but Morrison is responsible for returning her not only to being a bitch, but a gloriously delightful one And really I don’t think they reset her character entirely: she’s not the heartless monster she started out as: she has empathy, grace, and caring.. she just buries it under a lair of absolute bitch and after you know, surviving a fucking genocide who can blame her? And honestly.. I love their verison of her. She provides a nice contrast to the more idealistic, even logan, x-men and a nice contrarian voice in the room without being obnoxious and her style and sacrastic swagger makes her endlessly entertaning. Thanks to morrison she’s stuck around to this day and went from a pretty good character.. to a great one. And what makes her this way, or as jean puts it “such a bitch?”

With that settled, Hank explains what Cassandra is: a competing species. As he puts it sometimes evolution takes a quantum leap forward.. and Cassandra is the result. Thus she wants to wipe out the compettition and is so far above humanity, she dosen’t need them... especially since she knows what Hank now knows: humanity is at an end. As hank puts it we have an E Gene, one that basically shuts off a race.. and thus the x-men now know what we learned earlier and that cassandra wasn’t lying: in 4 generations there are no more humans and something has to repalce htem. And Cassandra wants it to be her.

Before Logan can do what he does best, and asks why she looks like charles, Cassandra escapes, and Scott briliantly urges them to fight only on instict as she’s a telepath. A damn awesome fight insues including Cassandra donning Charles Psoonic battle armor, Scott being put in his black bug room and the general good looking chaos you’d expect from a superhero fight. While this goes on Emma has an ephinany and realizes she likes to teach, the x-men have a school.. and she shoudln’t give up on helping kids just because of what happened and turns around.

Cassandra is near victory, slipping her way to Cerebra.. and planning to kill only one mind before getting to the millions she wnats, a horrifying slug manifesting around her.. only...

So the x-men accept this and cassandra rises.. seemingly saying “I am charles” Huh... and then charles uncaracteristiacally shoots her saying things must change

We’ll get to what all of that means next time as we close on Jean and Scott in bed. Scott explains why he’s been so distant as what I said earlier: fighting off apocalypse stripped away a lot of illusions about himself and he’s having a hard time walking back from that but Jean is willing to help.. but before they can resolve their issues.. charles has an annoucnment to make and grant has one last whopper of a suprise to end his opening arc on, and just like genosha...it’s a game changer of titanic proportions

No longer is Xavier’s School hidden. Their walking into the light now and so is charles. Hope they surivive the experince. Obviously this move is brilliant: while it removes the veil of saftey the x-men had it also brings on tons of new possiblities and unlike secondary mutation, this one not only stuck but would impact the x-men for good: no longer would they hide and cower.. their mutant and proud.. and their here to stay. E For Extinction is one of the best x-men stories period. Blisteringly paced, full of great character, great concepts and utterly terrifying and terrific moments that would impact the x-men all the way to present day. It’s beautifully drawn, well paced, and a masterwork. I highly recommend it and it’s a great kickoff to a great run. Shame the run couldn’t of ended on this kind of high but.. we’ll get to that. For now this is a masterclass in how to start a run and if you haven’t read it do so NEXT TIME ON NEW X-MEN: A bunch of weirdos try to harvest mutant organs, the x-men get a brain in a jar and a new teamate, and Scott maybe cheats on his wife. Until then, goodbye goodbye goodbye.

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DC Comics Announces “DC Future State”

DC Comics is kicking off 2021 with DC Future State, a line-wide event taking place from January to February 2021. The event will feature monthly and twice-monthly over-sized anthologies and monthly miniseries and one-shots.

DC Future State find the Multiverse saved from the brink of destruction. Hurray! But the fabric of time and space has been shaken loose. Boo! New characters will take up iconic mantles. Don’t worry about your favorites, though, in March 2021 the regular line-up resumes and will continue 2020′s story arcs.

The Batman Family

DC Future State finds Gotham City controlled by the villainous Magistrate. The city is under constant surveillance, masked vigilantes are outlawed, and Batman is dead. A new Batman will lead Gotham’s guardians and restore hope.

Oversized Comics:

Future State: The Next Batman #1-4

The Next Batman - John Ridley, Nick Derington and Laura Braga

Outsiders - Brandon Thomas and Sumit Kumar

Arkham Knights - Paul Jenkins and Jack Herbert

Batgirls - Vita Ayala and Aneke

Gotham City Sirens - Paula Sevenbergen and Emanuela Lupacchino

Future State: Dark Detective #1-4

Dark Detective - Mariko Tamaki and Dan Mora

Grifters - Matthew Rosenberg and Carmine di Giandomenico

Red Hood - Joshua Williamson and Giannis Milonogiannis

Monthly Miniseries:

Future State: Batman/Superman, by Gene Luen Yang and Ben Oliver

Future State: Catwoman - Ram V. and Otto Schmidt

Future State: Harley Quinn - Stephanie Phillips and Simone Di Meo

Future State: Nightwing - Andrew Constant and Nicola Scott

Future State: Robin Eternal - Meghan Fitzmartin and Eddy Barrows

The Superman Family

DC Future State’s Clark Kent has be rejected from Earth due to his involvement with an international crisis. He rises through the gladiatorial ranks in Warworld in order to defeat Mongul with some new allies. Meanwhile, Jon, Clark’s son, has become Superman. In order to protect Metropolis from what happened to Gotham, Jon bottles up the city, putting himself at odds with Supergirl.

Mister Miracle, aka Shilo Norman, find himself caught between his home city and the planet in a story connecting the two Future State: Superman titles.

Meanwhile, meanwhile, a new Wonder Woman has been chosen in the Amazon Rainforest - Yara Flor. The new Superman and Wonder Woman will, years later, find themselves teaming up to save their cities.

Oversized Comics:

Future State: Superman of Metropolis #1-2

Superman of Metropolis - Sean Lewis and John Timms

The Guardian - Sean Lewis and Cully Hamner

Mister Miracle - Brandon Easton and Valentine De Landro

Future State: Superman: Worlds of War #1-4

Superman: Worlds of War - Phillip Kennedy Johnson and Mikel Janin

Midnighter - Becky Cloonan, Michael W. Conrad and Gleb Melnikov

Black Racer - Jeremy Adams and Siya Oum

Mister Miracle - Brandon Easton and Valentine De Landro

Future State: Immortal Wonder Woman #1-2

Immortal Wonder Woman - Becky Cloonan, Michael W. Conrad and Jen Bartel

Nubia - L.L. McKinney, Alitha E. Martinez and Mark Morales

Monthly Miniseries and One Shots:

Future State: House of El - Phillip Kennedy Johnson and Scott Godlewski (one-shot on sale February)

Future State: Kara Zor-El, Superwoman - Marguerite Bennett and Marguerite Sauvage

Future State: Legion of Super-Heroes - Brian Michael Bendis and Riley Rossmo

Future State: Superman/Wonder Woman - Dan Watters and Leila del Duca

Future State: Superman vs. Imperious Lex - Mark Russell and Steve Pugh (3-issue series ending March 2021)

Future State: Wonder Woman - Joëlle Jones

The Justice League Family

DC Future State’s new League is built upon secret identities, even from each other. An old but evolved enemy will use the secrets to try to take over the world. Over at Justice League Dark, the heroes are hunted as the fabric of reality has shifted.

The Four Riders of the Apocalypse unleash a battle at Titans Acadmey, kicking things off for the Teen Titans, Flash, and Shazam. Barry Allen has been cut off from the Speed Force, Wally West is controlled by Famine, and Billy Batson makes a deal with the devil. Meanwhile, John Stewart and the Green LAnterns are stranded due to a dead power battery. Jackson Hyde and Andy Curry are separated, and Amanda Waller starts to execute her plan with a new, but familiar Suicide Squad on Earth-3.

Finally, Swamp Thing reveals its true intentions at the end of time. It will rule supreme until the last of humanity rebels and Black Adam will look to the past to save the future of the Multiverse.

Oversized Comics:

Future State: Justice League #1-2

Justice League - Joshua Williamson and Robson Rocha

Justice League Dark - Ram V. and Marcio Takara

Future State: Green LAntern #1-2

Last Lanterns - Geoffrey Thorne and Tom Raney

Tales of the Green Lantern Corps - Josie Campbell, Ryan Cady and Ernie Altbacker, with Sami Basri and Clayton Henry

Future State: Suicide Squad #1-2

Suicide Squad - Robbie Thompson and Javi Fernandez

Black Adam - Jeremy Adams and Fernando Pasarin

Monthly Miniseries:

Future State: Aquaman - Brandon Thomas and Daniel Sampere

Future State: The Flash - Brandon Vietti and Dale Eaglesham

Future State: Teen Titans - Tim Sheridan and Rafa Sandoval

Future State: SHAZAM! - Tim Sheridan and Eduardo Pansica

Future State: Swamp Thing - Ram V and Mike Perkins

January and February 2021 is going to be busy.

For more covers check out DC Comics.

(Images via DC Comics)

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tuseriesdetv · 6 years ago

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Noticias de series de la semana: Más 'Manifest', adiós 'The Gifted'

Renovaciones

NBC ha renovado Manifest por una segunda temporada

Hulu ha renovado Shrill por una segunda temporada

FOX ha renovado Last Man Standing por una octava temporada

Netflix ha renovado Suburra por una tercera temporada

Cancelaciones

FOX ha cancelado The Gifted tras su segunda temporada

FOX ha cancelado Rel tras su primera temporada

Dave ha cancelado Zapped tras su tercera temporada

Noticias cortas

Demimonde pasa a llamarse Contraband.

Jon Seda (Antonio Dawson) no volverá como regular a la próxima temporada de Chicago PD.

Colin O'Donnell (Connor Rhodes) y Norma Kuhling (Ava Bekker) no volverán como regulares a la próxima temporada de Chicago Med. debido a razones creativas relacionadas con la evolución de sus personajes.

DC Universe ha recortado la primera temporada de Swamp Thing de trece a diez episodios.

Incorporaciones y fichajes

Pablo Schreiber (Orange Is the New Black, American Gods) protagonizará Halo. Será Master Chief.

John Cusack (Con Air, High Fidelity) también se une a Utopia. Será el doctor Kevin Christie, una mente brillante y carismática que quiere cambiar el mundo a través de la ciencia.

Rita Moreno (One Day at a Time, West Side Story) será la exmujer de Rudy (Ed Begley Jr.) en la season finale de Bless This Mess.

Sterling K. Brown (This Is Us, American Crime Story) estará en la tercera temporada de The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Se desconocen detalles.

Alison Pill (The Newsroom, American Horror Story), Harry Treadaway (Mr. Mercedes, Penny Dreadful) e Isa Briones (Hamilton) se unen a la serie de Star Trek protagonizada por Picard (Patrick Stewart). No se conocen detalles.

Alden Ehrenreich (Solo; Hail, Caesar!) será John the Savage en Brave New World.

Thuso Mbedu (Shuga), Aaron Pierre (Krypton, Britannia), Chase W. Dillon (The First Wives Club) y Joel Edgerton (The Great Gatsby, Zero Dark Thirty) protagonizarán The Underground Railroad. Serán Cora, Caesar, Homer y Ridgeway.

Alex Landi (Grey's Anatomy) se une como recurrente a la segunda temporada de Insatiable. Se desconocen detalles.

John Hoogenakker (Jack Ryan, Colony) será recurrente en la segunda temporada de Castle Rock como un hombre conectado con Annie Wilkes (Lizzy Caplan).

Hina Khan (Hit the Floor) se une como recurrente a Stargirl. Se desconocen detalles.

Vera Cherny (The Americans, Counterpart) será recurrente en la cuarta temporada de Queen of the South como Oksana Volkova, una mujer dura relacionada con la mafia rusa.

Adam Ferrara (Nurse Jackie, Rescue Me) será recurrente en Why Women Kill como Leo, el marido de Sheila (Alicia Coppola).

Jason Manford (Ordinary Lies), Catherine Tyldesley (Coronation Street), Stephanie Cole (Still Open All Hours, Coronation Street), Maggie Ollerenshaw (Last of the Summer Wine, Still Open All Hours), Steve Edge (Phoenix Nights, Benidorm), Claire Sweeney (Brookside), Harriet Webb (Edge of Heaven, White Gold) y Gina Fillingham (Kiri) protagonizarán Scarborough.

Pósters

Nuevas series

Netflix encarga seis episodios de una comedia creada, producida y protagonizada por Mike Myers en la que interpretará a varios personajes.

Amazon desarrolla The Last Mrs. Parrish, drama basado en la novela de Liv Constantine (2017). Escrita y producida por Jessica Mecklenburg (The Twilight Zone, Stranger Things). Es un thriller sobre una mujer joven y blanca que lucha por infiltrarse en la alta sociedad usurpando la vida de cuento de hadas de una abeja reina solo para darse cuenta de que se le ha ido de las manos.

Marvel planea desarrollar una serie de Valkyrie protagonizada por Tessa Thompson.

BET encarga ocho episodios de Twenties, comedia sobre la amistad y la búsqueda del amor creada y escrita por Lena Waithe (Boomerang, The Chi) cuando tenía veintitantos. Trata sobre una lesbiana negra llamada Hattie y sus mejores amigas hetero, Marie y Nia.

David Thewlis (Wonder Woman, Harry Potter) protagonizará Barkskins, adaptación de la novela de Annie Proulx (2012) para National Geographic. Será Monsieur Claude Trepagny, un terrateniente adinerado con grandes visiones para el futuro de la Nueva Francia en el siglo XVII. Escrita por Elwood Reid (The Chi, The Bridge).

Fechas

Alta mar llega a Netflix el 24 de mayo

La décima temporada de Archer se estrena en FXX el 29 de mayo

La segunda temporada de Burden of Truth se estrena el 2 de junio

La cuarta temporada de Queen of the South se estrena en USA Network el 6 de junio

La segunda temporada de Big Little Lies se estrena en HBO el 9 de junio

La segunda temporada de Krypton se estrena en Syfy el 12 de junio

La segunda temporada de Strange Angel se estrena en CBS All Access el 13 de junio

Jinn llega a Netflix el 13 de junio

Los Espookys se estrena en HBO el 14 de junio

La segunda temporada de The Outpost se estrena en The CW el 11 de julio

The Boys llega a Amazon el 26 de julio

Tráilers y promos

Big Little Lies - Temporada 2

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When They See Us

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The Rain - Temporada 2

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The Loudest Voice

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The Boys

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Archer - Temporada 10

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Strange Angel - Temporada 2

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Krypton - Temporada 2

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Tuca & Bertie

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Jinn

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Younger - Temporada 6

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wcprice2opinions · 7 years ago

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I guess I am an Oprah Centrist

Okay so I know this is mostly just “this week in social media” and everyone is going to move on tomorrow but the Oprah conversation has brought several things to the front of my mind that I want to get out there. Whenever I try to write one of these it usually turns into an illegible mess so apologies in advance to the 2 of you that actually read past this point. On another note I am well aware that I have a 3rd graders understanding of grammar and spelling so no need to tell me by correcting all my mistakes.

I am blown away how passionate people I know to be liberals/progressives became overnight about whether or not Oprah would make a good President of the United States. Didn’t any of you pay attention in middle school? Sometimes you have to read all the multiple choice answers even if B really jumps out at you. Sometimes option “E” is “Not enough information provided”, “none of the above”, or “sometimes B and sometimes C.” I think all of these are better reactions than 90% of the “Hot takes” on the Oprah subject. I’m not saying you personally do not have legitimate evidence to support your opinion on how Oprah would do as president. It is possible you do. What I am saying is: it is highly unlikely that every liberal/progressive in my social media circles conveniently finished the research necessary to form an informed opinion right before they sat down to watch the golden globes.

But since all of you seem to have done just that can one of you please highlight some of the key points from your research for me? All my other friends are playing some cruel joke where they are fixated on the kinds of arguments I’ve come to expect from conservatives. The ones where you boil a complex question down to a simple point that is easily agreeable on the surface and is based almost entirely in ethos or pathos with no logos to be found. I am going to focus on the one I have seen the highest volume of but believe me regardless of what side of this “debate” you’re on the arguments I’ve seen from you I find equally illogical.

“Oprah doesn’t have any experience in politics therefore she is a bad choice for president.” I had quips w/ this narrative during the Trump campaign and regret not voicing it more at the time. I think my main issue with it is it gets thrown around so nonchalantly and is incredibly loaded.

First off there was a time in our nation that you had to be white and male to be a politician. Do you realize how whitewashed and man washed congress is even today? 91% of the Senate and 88% of the house is non-white[1] (compared to almost 40% of the USA[2]). Curiously enough only a fifth of congressional representatives are women when they make up something like half the country.[1] So yeah I think we are going to have to elect some officials with no experience if we are ever going to balance those scales. Or you know we can make the same arguments the white male executives that run my company make every time they have to appoint a new Senior Vice President who happens to also be a white male. And look I’m not saying experience isn’t a good reason to pick somebody for a job - I’m just saying nothing will ever change if it is going to be a deal breaker every time. You’d think a bunch of millennials always posting memes about entry-level jobs asking for 8 years experience would get that.

Second of all where the hell are you drawing the experience line? Barack Obama had only been a politician for 9 years when he started his 08 campaign. Only 2 of those were in DC. I am sure you learn a lot as a state legislator but I can’t imagine you touch on things like diplomacy and military strategy as an Illinois State senator two things that the president is actually supposed to do. The point being is Obama had not spent anymore time working on peace in the middle east than you spent doing GenEds for your bachelors degree. Actually maybe that explains why he kind of sucked on that front… I joke but I don’t think outside of serving in a high ranking cabinet position there are very many people that you can really say have the “experience” of being president. A general may have all the military strategy in the world but not no the process of a Bill. A 30 year senator probably has the bill thing down to a science but might be completely lost in his first national defense brief. I imagine Oprah has both those two beat on a lot of the soft skills that go into being president such as public speaking and outreach.

Third and most obvious of all - those people with the “experience” are the ones that got the nation to where it is today. (I am just going to assume you probably have some problems with where the nation is today if you do not just go ahead and skip this part.) Look I’m not saying there aren’t people in the Senate, House, Governor Mansions, etc that wouldn’t make great presidents. I am saying that the vast majority of the people in those positions are opportunist, crony capitalist, and/or owned by lobbyist. Like it or not there was some truth to Trump’s “drain the swamp” message and a reason it resonated with people. (I think it is pretty clear that was just a convenient campaign message and he abandoned it minutes after taking his oath but it doesn’t mean there wasn’t some truth to it.) Once you take out the people who are complicit in the broken system you’re left with a pretty thin field of potential presidential nominees to choose from.

I personally want anything but a thin field in the 2020 primaries. I think the most important thing to do is consider all the options on the table. Legitimately research and understand their platforms and differences. And most importantly of all make them take a stance outside of “I am not Trump.” Maybe Oprah will actually put together a team of people and a platform that can offer real progress to the American people. Something that will ignite people not just to cast a ballot for her but also to campaign heavily down ticket to make sure her well laid out plans get have a snowman’s chance in hell at implementation. Maybe Warren, Booker, Sanders, Zuckerberg, or Gillibrand will do it. I do not know. What I do know is that we should not back or discount any of them before they have even announced their candidacy, let along delivered us a platform.

There are a couple of other points/things I wanted to talk about but didn’t find the right place for here maybe I’ll write a different blog post some other time to discuss it. Anyway thanks if you actually read this jumbled mess. I love you!

#oprah #oprah2020 #election 2020 #democrats #liberals #progressives #2020 #oprah winfrey

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How artistic are you? Ha, I can color. That’s all I got.

Do you want to go to Africa? I’d loveeeee to visit giraffe manor.

AC/DC or Aerosmith? Aerosmith.

Do you know what Armenia is? Yes, it’s a country.

What’s your beer of choice (if any)? Ew, none.

Do you know the title of Buffalo Springfield’s one-hit wonder? Well, I had to Google it because the artist didn’t ring a bell, but I am actually familiar with their song.

Do you have a brother? (Do you like it that way?) I have two brothers.

Which bank do you use? Noneya Bank.

Which comedian do you most enjoy? I don’t have a favorite comedian.

Would you ever live in California? I’ve lived here all my life.

Is it possible/likely that you’ll become a cat lady? *Dog lady, yes.

How many different countries have visited? Just one.

Do you believe there’s a devil? Yes.

Does eating dessert often make you feel guilty? No.

Can you legally drive? Nope. I haven’t gotten my license. Nor have I ever taken any lessons.

What have you been diagnosed with (if you don’t mind sharing)? I don’t want to get into all that.

How often do you drink energy drinks? I drink Starbucks Doubleshots pretty often. That’s the only energy drink I like. Where did you live when you were 11 years old? Different house, but same city.

Do you like the actor who played Edward Scissorhands in that movie? Why not say Johnny Depp?

Have you ever felt an earthquake? I’ve only felt effects from the aftershocks. This past summer was the first time I’ve ever felt it and it was such a weird feeling. I felt myself swaying and I had to lie down.

When was the last time you saw your father one-on-one? Last night.

Do you think French is the most beautiful language? Uhhh, sure.

Is Friday your favorite day of the week? I don’t have a favorite day of the week. They’re pretty much all the same to me.

Have you listened to Jimi’s song ‘Fire?’ Doesn’t sound familiar.

Do you have real gold jewelry? No.

How often do you watch ‘Gossip Girl’? I never watched it.

Is Google your homepage? Yes.

Do you like Geico’s commercials? I thought a couple were cute.

When did you last feel happy? Hm.

Do you prefer Hollister, Hot Topic, or H&M? Hot Topic.

Did you dress up last Halloween? Nope. It’s been a few years now since I’ve dressed up. I’m over it.

Would you voluntarily watch the History Channel? Yeah, and I do.

Have you ever been on an island? No.

Would you be able to locate Indonesia on a globe? Maybe.

Do you know if Iceland or Greenland has more ice? Greenland, right? I thought they were actually opposite of what their name is or something.

Did you watch the last presidential inauguration? No.

Do you enjoy jogging? No.

On which instrument could you most easily play ‘Jingle Bells’? Piano.

How much do you know about John Lennon? I know he was in The Beatles, I know a couple of his own songs, I know he was married to Yoko Ono, and I know he was shot.

Do you know how Jell-O is made? I know how it’s made when you buy the powder stuff from the store, ha.

Have you tried Krispy Kreme doughnuts? (Was it love at first bite?) I have. I’m not a big fan, honestly. I like cake donuts better.

How many pairs of khaki pants do you own? Zero. Lol, that reminds me of Jake from Statefarm.

Have you ever been a fan of the Killers? Yeah.

Does it bother you when couples are lovey-dovey in public? No.

Do you have your own lighter (why or why not)? No. I have no reason for one.

In how many languages (besides English) can you count to 100? Besides English, I can also count to 100 in Spanish.

What’s your favorite lollipop flavor? I don’t care for lollipops.

Do you believe in miracles (why or why not)? Yes.

What do you think of shows like Maury and Jerry Springer? Dumb.

Do you care that Mars (the candy co.) uses deadly animal testing? I didn’t know they did. I’ll have to check that.

How did you form your opinion of marijuana? The research.

How often do you sleep naked? Never. I would find that incredibly uncomfortable. I don’t like being naked. Like literally after a shower I quickly put my clothes back on.

Do you actually check the Nutrition Facts before eating something? Sometimes, just out of curiosity.

Who is your favorite musical artist/band beginning with ‘N’? Nirvana.

How nerdy are you (in what ways)? I like to read and I love superhero movies and Star Wars. Some see those things as nerdy *shrug*

What do you think about olives? I like black olives.

Are you much of an outdoorsy person? Nope. How big of an Oprah fan are you? I wouldn’t say I’m a fan. That doesn’t mean I don’t like or anything, but I just don’t keep with her.

How often do you shop online? All the time.

Are you looking forward to your prom? If you already went, how was it? It was cool. I got to dance a bit with my crush at the time, so that was nice. ;)

How are your local policemen? They’re swamped because there’s a lot of stuff going on that keeps them busy.

What is your ideal PB&J sandwich like? Just good ol’ creamy peanut butter and grape jelly.

What do you think of the movie ‘Pineapple Express’? I thought it was so stupid.

How true is the saying, ‘quitters never win and winners never quit’? Not always, but yeah pretty accurate.

Do you prefer Quiznos or Subway and why? I don’t think I’ve been to a Quiznos, so Subway I guess. Not a big fan of that either anymore, though.

Have you learned the quadratic formula yet? (Do you remember it?) Yeah, back in middle or high school. Is that the ax^2 + bx + c = 0?

What is the one question you most want to ask someone and who? Hmm.

How many rooms are in your home? 2 bedrooms.

Do you like raspberries? I like some raspberry flavored things.

What’s one of your best memories from during a rain storm? Getting caught out right in the middle of a rain storm while at an outdoor festival. I got soakedddd.

Have you actually read Shakespeare’s ‘Romeo & Juliet’? Yes, my freshmen year in high school.

Do you know any Sign Language? Only a few things.

What is your sleeping schedule generally like? Shitty. I’m typically up until 4AM and wake up around noon, waking up a few times in between. How well do you sing? I can’t sing well, but I still do it.

How often do you listen to 60-70’s music? I have a mix of genres from different decades on my Spotify, so it varies.

What do you think of Twitter? I like it.

How much do you value the Ten Commandments? I value them greatly.

Are there many trees where you live? Yeah.

How much taller/shorter do you wish to be? “I wish I was a little bit taller.”

Where do you usually buy your underwear? Kohl’s.

How do you define ‘ugly’? Something unpleasant.

Do you like to shop at Urban Outfitters? I’ve only been to an actual store a couple of times, but I’ve been on their website several times and while they have some cute stuff, they’re way too damn expensive.

Would you like being described as ‘voluptuous’? I wouldn’t be described that way.

For listening to music, do you like to crank up the volume or keep it calm? At a reasonable level.

Do you ever watch the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show? Nope. It’s cancelled now anyway.

Would you agree that ‘variety is the spice of life’? Yeah.

Are you currently on wireless Internet? Yeah.

Can you recall memories of learning how to whistle? Nope.

Do you go to White Castle or just vicariously through ‘Harold & Kumar’? We don’t have a White Castle here, but the stores do sell their burgers in the frozen food section. I’ve only had those, not the real, fresh thing.

Have you gone to Washington, D.C.? Did you like it? (OR-do you want to go?) I’ve never been.

Why did you need your most recent x-ray and what were the results? I needed a CT Scan for something.

When it comes to ‘xoxo’, do you interpret ‘x’ as the hug or the kiss? I read it as “hugs and kisses.”

What does X stand for in Roman numerals? Can you write the previous number? 10. 9 is IX. Why do you think xylophones are only popular with young children? I remember playing those in music class sometimes in elementary school.

Can you explain the meaning of the yin-yang symbol? They’re opposites. Yin is the negative, dark one and yang is the positive, bright one.

Did you know that yawning is contagious? It’s not always.

Would you like a bottle of Yoo-Hoo or it’s not really your thing? I liked the little box container thingy where you poked a straw in the top, ya know? The strawberry flavor is best.

How many places’ zip codes do you know by heart? I don’t know.

What comes to mind when I say ‘Zero to Hero’? Hercules.

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komikswaria-n-t · 5 years ago

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Nowości, plotki i zapowiedzi w formie krótkich wpisów. Zapraszam.

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Wariant Younga to również wydatek 25$. Do komiksu będzie dołączona przypinka ze Spider-Manem Noir.

Na posiadaczy karty kredytowej Marvel Mastercard oraz subskrybentów Marvel Unlimited Plus czeka wariant Todda Naucka do The Immortal Hulk #21.

THE IMMORTAL HULK #21 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE MARVEL MASTERCARD CARDHOLDERS/ MARVEL UNLIMITED PLUS MEMBERS VARIANT COVER BY TODD NAUCK

Oto procedura: In order to redeem the comic, fans must come to the Marvel booth and present their Marvel Mastercard (if they are a Marvel Mastercard cardholder) OR Marvel Unlimited+ membership card or order confirmation (if they are a Marvel Unlimited+ member). One comic per member or cardholder, comics are available while supplies last.

Podczas panelu MARVEL COMICS: Spider-Man (19 lipiec) będzie rozdawany gratis w postaci wariantu Skana do Spider-Man City at War #5.

SPIDER-MAN: CITY AT WAR #5 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE HOMAGE VARIANT COVER BY SKAN

Wariant jest hołdem dla pracy Ditko z okładki The Amazing Spider-Man #3 z roku 1963.

20 lipca, podczas panelu MARVEL COMICS: Marvel Fanfare with C.B. Cebulski będzie rozdawany kolejny gratis, tym razem wariant do Silver Surfer Black #2.

SILVER SURFER BLACK #2 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY GIUSEPPE CAMUNCOLI

Rewelacyjna praca Camuncoli’ego będzie na pewno bardzo pożądanym wariantem. Nie każdy dostanie swój egzemplarz, więc spodziewam się wysypu aukcji w wysokich cenach. Poprzednie lata pokazały, że upominkowe warianty potrafiły osiągać ceny dochodzące nawet do 300$.

BOOM! Studios przywiezie ze sobą 7 alternatywnych okładek.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #40 SDCC?HASBRO 2019 EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL EDITION BEAST MORPHERS ORANGE RANGER VARIANT COVER TO SUPPORT CHARITY BY GONI MONTES

Pozwolę sobie na wklejenie linka do opisu tej okładki. Jest to specjalny wariant stworzony w kolaboracji z fundacją Make-A-Wish. TUTAJ znajdziecie pełny opis.

ANGEL #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY WILL SLINEY

Cena to 10$.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #38 CONVENTION EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY LUCAS WERNECK

Wariant będzie sprzedawany w cenie 15$.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #40 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY MIGUEL MERCADO

Cena wariantu to 20$.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #40 CONVENTION EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY JOANA LAFUENT

Wariant został wyceniony na 20$.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #40 WHITE RANGER SHOWCASE VARIANT COVER BY JAMES GRIFFITHS

Warianty z linii showcase można zamawiać tylko podczas trwania imprez/konwentów. Okładka z Białym Rangerem będzie możliwa do zamówienia na stoisku BOOM! tylko podczas SDCC 2019. Cena pracy to 40$.

SABAN’S GO GO POWER RANGERS: FOREVER RANGERS #1 SDCC EXCLUSIVE BY EVAN CAGLE

Cena wariantu to 15$.

Image będzie sprzedawało tylko dwa warianty zeszytówek. Na stoisku pojawi się okładka do Spawn #299 oraz Sea of Stars #1.

SPAWN #299 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY FRANCESCO MATTINA?

Okładka do Spawn #299 będzie limitowana do zaledwie 500 egzemplarzy. Image nie podało autora wariantu, ale wygląda mi to na Francesco Mattine, chociaż mogę się mylić. Cena to 10$ i podejrzewam, że warianty szybko się wyprzedadzą.

SEA OF STARS #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY STEPHEN GREEN

Wariant będzie kosztował 10$.

Podczas targów fani będą mogli otrzymać zestaw czterech wariantów. Aby tak się stało trzeba spełnić jeden warunek. Jest nim zamówienie rocznej subskrypcji DC Universe na stoisku wydawnictwa. W skład “nagrody” wchodzą następujące warianty.

DETECTIVE COMICS #1000 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE B&W VARIANT COVER BY JIM LEE

YOUNG JUSTICE OUTSIDERS #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY GREG WEISMAN AND CHRISTOPHER JONES

DOOM PATROL #19 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE TV SERIES VARIANT

Przedruk #19 zeszytu serii Morrisona z roku 1989.

SWAMP THING #21 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE TV SERIES VARIANT

Jest to przedruk #21 zeszytu The Saga of Swamp Thing autorstwa Alana Moore’a.

IDW zaoferuje na swoim stoisku ponad 22 warianty ekskluzywne, w tym TMNT #51 SURPRISE VIRGIN VARIANT, czyli najgorętszy wariant SDCC 2019!

TMNT #51 SURPRISE REVEAL SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VIRGIN VARIANT COVER BY DAVE WATCHER

To będzie zdecydowanie najgorętsza premiera targów. W numerze #51 zadebiutował nowy Żółw, a dokładnie pierwszy Wojowniczy Żółw Ninja, który jest kobietą. Ma ona na imię Jennika. Pierwszy druk wyprzedał się błyskawicznie, a wariant 1:10 osiąga cenę nawet 300$. IDW zapowiedziało specjalną edycję konwentową, która będzie sprzedawana w cenie 100$. Każdy będzie mógł kupić tylko jedną kopię, a nakłada to zaledwie 200 sztuk. Kto pierwszy, ten lepszy. Ceny przedsprzedażowe na eBay sięgają nawet 250$.

CANTO #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY DREW ZUCKER

Cena wariantu to 10$. Okładka jest limitowana do 250 sztuk z limitem jednego egzemplarza na kupującego.

STAR TREK YEAR FIVE #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE NEGATIVE VARIANT COVER BY GREG HILDEBRANDT

Malowana okładka Hildebrandta będzie sprzedawana w cenie 10$. Nakład to 500 sztuk.

STAR WARS ADVENTURES #23 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VIRGIN VARIANT COVER BY TONY FLEECS

Cena to 10$, nakład 500 egzemplarzy.

TMNT #93 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE BLUE LINE VARIANT COVER BY KEVIN EASTMAN

Wariant będzie sprzedawany w cenie 10$. Nakład 500 sztuk.

LOCKE & KEY: NAILED IT! SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE TRADE DRESS/VIRGIN VARIANT COVER BY GABRIEL RODRIGUEZ

Cena wersji trade dress to 5$ (1000 sztuk), wersji virgin 10$ (500 sztuk).

GI JOE REAL AMERICAN HERO #264 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE SILENT MASTER VIRGIN VARIANT COVER A – E

Każda z okładek virgin będzie kosztowała aż 25$. Każdego dnia będzie sprzedawane tylko 100 sztuk danego wariantu.

USAGI YOJIMBO #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE LAUNCH TOUR VARIANT COVER BY STAN SAKAI

Okładka legendarnego twórcy będzie dostępna w cenie 10$. Nakład to zaledwie 150 sztuk.

STAR PIG #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE SPOT COLOR VARIANT COVER BY FRANCESCO GASTON

Cena to 10$, ilość ograniczona do 250 egzemplarzy.

WRAITH #7 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE NOS4A2 PHOTO VARIANT COVER

Okładka z forografią Zachary’ego Quinto będzie kosztowała 10$. Nakład to 500 sztuk.

SONIC: TANGLE AND WHISPER #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY EVAN STANLEY

Wariant będzie dostępny w cenie 10$. Nakład 500 sztuk.

GHOSTBUSTERS 35TH SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE ANNIVERSARY SET BUNDLE VARIANT COVERS BY DAN SCHOENING

W skład zestawu wejdą cztery warianty. Cena to 40$. Sprzedawane będzie 500 zestawów.

TMNT 35TH SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE ANNIVERSARY BOX SET BONUS BUNDLE VARIANT COVERS BY KEVIN EASTMAN

Cena to 50$. W skład zestawu wejdą losowe warianty Eastmana do serii o Żółwiach oraz przedruki historii z czasów Mirage Studio w formacie magazynowym. Na stoisku dostępne będzie 100 zestawów.

USAGI YOJIMBO & RAGNAROK SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE TWO-COMIC VIRGIN VARIANT COVERS BY STAN SAKAI AND WALTER SIMONSON, COLORED BY LAURA MARTIN

Na przednich okładkach będą widnieć powyższe grafiki, na części tylnej znajdą się wersje czarno-białe. Cena zestawu to 20$, nakład 500 setów.

WYNONNA EARP SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE DELUXE PHOTO VARIANT COVERS PACK

Zestaw losowych photo wariantów będzie kosztował 20$. Zestawów będzie 150.

CARE BEARS #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY AGNES GARBOWSKA

Misiowy wariant to wydatek 5$. Będzie ich 500 egzemplarzy.

TRANSFORMERS/GHOSTBUSTERS #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE TOP SECRET VARIANT COVER BY DAN SCHOENING

Grafika kryjąca się pod białym znakiem zapytania zostanie ujawniona podczas trwania konwentu. Cena wariantu to 10$. Okładka będzie limitowana do 500 sztuk.

Dark Horse przygotowało tylko dwa premierowe, ekskluzywne warianty na SDCC. Poza nimi na stoisku będą dostępne okładki alternatywne z innych konwentów.

BLACK HAMMER/JUSTICE LEAGUE: HAMMER OF JUSTICE! #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY CHRISTIAN WARD

Okładka Warda będzie kosztowała 10$.

CRITICAL ROLE: VOX MACHINA ORIGINS II #1 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY BABS TARR

Wariant będzie sprzedawany w cenie 10$.

THE WALKING DEAD #193 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY CHARLIE ADLARD AND DAVE STEWART

193 numer TWD okazał się zwieńczeniem serii, a pierwszy druk wyprzedał się w mgnieniu oka. Aktualnie cena zeszytu dochodzi nawet do 70$. Image nie zapomniało o odwiedzających targi i zapowiedziało ekskluzywny wariant do ostatniego numeru. Aktualnie brak informacji o nakładzie oraz o cenie, ale pewne jest, że będzie to rozchwytywany wariant. Praca ma zmienioną kolorystkę względem grafiki na regularnej okładce. Pojawi się na niej również tytuł ‘The End”. W środku znajdzie się list do fanów od rysownika Charliego Adlarda.

THE WALKING DEAD #192 SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE CGC 9.8 COVER BY CHARLIE ADLARD AND DAVE STEWART

Oprócz wariantu do numeru #193, Skybound zaoferuje 192 podpisane i gradowane egzemplarze TWD #192. Każdy zeszyt posiadał będzie sygnaturę Kirkmana oraz Adlarda oraz etykietę z podobizną Ricka. Nie będzie ona dostępna nigdzie indziej i została stworzona z myślą o tych 192 sztukach.

Wiem, że Diamond to nie wydawca, ale w swojej targowej ofercie będą mieli naprawdę fajne warianty, więc chcę się nimi z Wami podzielić. Okładki te można kupić nie tylko podczas Comic Conu, ale też w sklepach komiksowych. Były dostępne w naszym Atomie, ale już ich nie widzę w ofercie.

ARCHIE VS PREDATOR 2 #1 PX/SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY FRANCESCO FRANCAVILLA

Okładka jest limitowana do 3000 sztuk.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #40 PX/SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE VARIANT COVER BY SIMONE DI MEO

Komiks jest limitowany do 3000 egzemplarzy.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #25 PX/SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE B&W VARIANT COVER BY RYAN OTTLEY

Wariant Ottley’a to prawie czarno-biała wersja standardowej okładki do TASM #25. Do sprzedaży trafi 4000 sztuk.

THE IMMORTAL HULK #20 PX/SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE B&W VARIANT COVER BY NICK BRADSHAW

Okładka Bradshawa to czarno-biała wersja okładki Carnage-ized do IH #20. Nakład to 4000 egzemplarzy.

STAR WARS #68 PX/SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE B&W VARIANT COVER BY PHIL NOTO

Kolejna pozbawiona kolorów praca, która w kolorze była regularną okładką. Jest ona limitowana do 4000 sztuk.

SYMBIOTE SPIDER-MAN #4 PX/SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE B&W VARIANT COVER BY GREG LAND

Wariant ma nakład 4000 sztuk. Kolorowa praca jest okładką regularną Symbiote Spider-Man #4.

VENOM #16 PX/SDCC 2019 EXCLUSIVE B&W VARIANT COVER BY JOSHUA CASSARA

Ta sama sytuacja jak w przypadku poprzednich okładek. Nakład to 4000 egzemplarzy.

Ufff, no i dotarliśmy do końca. W tym roku IDW zmiotło konkurencję przygotowując ponad 22 okładki alternatywne. W zestawieniu nie umieściłem naprawdę małych wydawnictw, nie zamieszczałem wariantów do wydań zbiorczych. Kolejność ofert wydawnictw jest przypadkowa :) Dajcie znać na FB, czy któraś z prac przypadła Wam do gustu. Pozdro!

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tube thoughts vol. 1

zero stars - terrible, 1/2 a star - dull, 1 star - folly, 1 1/2 stars - lacking, 2 stars - fair, 2 1/2 stars - decent, 3 stars - terrific

(note: I may have overrated some Hollywood blockbusters, like Marvel films, at a time when I was starved of the big budget spectacle coming off a time when I hadn't much time to watch movies. After nearly 30 volumes of new & old movies plus tv shows, I would not waste time or money or overhype my enjoyment of anything mainstream & popular just because all the bells & whistles woo'd me... I hope. Hey, I even avoided seeing the first new 20tens Star Wars reboot in theaters & on home video so far. That's saying something. Maybe I restored some integrity even though I still have arguably cheesy taste.)

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"The People vs. George Lucas" *Case dismissed* 3 stars

"Flash Gordon" 1980 *Holy Joe Namath* 3 stars

"One Million Ac/Dc" *Psssss, wanna see naked pictures of your sister?* 3 stars

Jan Svankmajer "Conspirators of Pleasure" 3 stars

Kolchak The NightStalker"Horror in the Heights" *Sasquatch in disguise* 3 stars

"The Exorcist 3" starring George C. Scott and Brad Dourif *Invitation to the dance* 3 stars

Lost and Found Video Night Vol. 6* Safety and cynicism* 2 1/2 stars

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 The Secret of the Ooze" *An xl double cheese with mutated fish paste delivered to Dr. Moreau of Long Island."* 2 1/2 stars

Mark Borchardt "Coven" *Stephen King's Clerks* 2 stars

"Raw Meat" featuring Donald Pleasance *A subway Sawney Bean* 3 stars

"The Curious Dr. Humpp" *Sci fi nudie horror Prequel to a boner infomercial* 2 1/2 stars

Dario Argento's "Opera" *Puts the eye in Italian* 3 stars

"Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of MyLittle Pony" *Dignifies the derided, but do they deserve it?* 2 1/2 stars

"The Garbage Pail Kids" *"Did I do that?" Urkel. It's that level of annoying.* 1 1/2 stars

"Johnny Mnemonic" Japanese cut *Robo-dolfphin FTW! Dolph Lundgren MVP.* 3 stars

"Hellraiser: Bloodline" *Event Horizon: A New Hope* 2 stars

"Thundercrack" sexploitation* Scat on a hot tin roof* 2 stars

Kevin Smith's "Red State" *Superbad in Waco circa 1993* 3 stars

"Buckeroo Banzai" *"Leftfield entertainment"* 3 stars

Harmony Korine's "Mister Lonely" *"The Lord wants us to jump out of a plane without a parachute."* 3 stars

Star Wars 'Downfall of the Old Republic' fan edit *makes the prequels almost seem tolerable* 2 stars

Joe Bob's Summerschool with surprise guest Eugene Levy Kenneth Branagh and Frank Darabont present "Mary Shelley's Frankenstein" featuring Robert Deniro as the monster between 2 and 2 1/2 stars

rifftrax presents"The Grudge" starring Bill Pullman and Buffy *"This movie dishes out horror by the thimble full."* 3 stars with riffing 2 1/2 without

"The ABC'S of Death"'

'A Is For Apocalypse'- Nacho Vigalondo 3 stars

'B is for Bigfoot' Adrian Garcia Bogliano 2 1/2 stars

'C is for Cycle' Ernesto Diaz Espinoza 3 stars

'D is for Dogfight' Marcel Sarmiento 2 1/2 stars

'E is for Exterminate' Angela Bettis 2 stars

'F is for Fart' Noburu Iguchi 1 1/2 stars

'G is for Gravity' Andrew Traucki 1/2 a star

'H is for Hydro electric diffusion' Thom Malling 2 1/2'

'I is for Ingrown' Jorge Michel Grau 3 stars

'J is jidai geki aka samurai movie' Yudai Yamaguchi 2 stars

'K is for Klutz' Anders Morganthaler 2 stars

'L is for Libido' Timo Tjahjanto 3 stars

'M is for Miscarriage' Ti West zero stars

'N is for Nuptials' Bajong Pisanthankun 2 1/2 stars

'O is Orgasm' Bruno Forzani and Helene Cattet 2 1/2 stars

'P is for Pressure' Simon Rumley 2 stars

'Q is for Quack' Adam Wingard 1 star

'R is for Removed' Srdjan Spasojevic 3 stars

'S is for Speed' Jake West 2 stars

'T is for Toilet' Lee Hardcastle 3 stars

'U is for Unearthed' Ben Wheatley 2 1/2 stars

'V is for Vagitus' Kaare Andrews 3 stars best so far

'W is for WTF!' Jon Schnepp 2 stars'

'X is for XXL' Xavier Gens either zero or 2 1/2 stars

'Y is for Young Buck' Jason Eisner either zero or 3 stars

'Z is for Zetsumetsu aka extinction' Yoshi Nishimura 2 1/2

Masters of Horror Joe Dante's "The Screwfly Solution "*It's not nice to screw with Mother Nature* 3 stars

Kolchak: The Night Stalker "The Energy Eater" *Indian Giver* 2 1/2 stars

Cannon films "White of the Eye" starring David Keith *Twangy Giallo* 3 stars

Don Coscarelli's "Phantasm 2" *Yellow No. 5* 3 stars

rifftrax presents Ed Wood's "Plan 9: From Outer Space" *"Eck, shouldn't have microwaved that twinkie!"* 3 stars with riffing 2 without

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace "Scotch Mist" *"Sometimes you have to be a bigot to beat a bigger bigot."* 2 1/2 stars

John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness" *Bill Nye the exorcism guy* 3 stars

Twin Peaks: "Slaves and Masters" *War of Northern Aggression* 3 stars

Don Mancini's "Curse of Chucky" *Charles Lee Ray returns to his roots. I was sort of hoping this was a direct sequel to part 3 with Bride and Seed not happening, but the reveal of the stitches and some other story elements proved otherwise. Oh, well. Nice touch with the backstory and Brad Dourif running around looking like an even creepier Tommy Wiseau in the 80s. The cameos are either a nice homage to the series or needless fan service and not knowing when to quit.* 3 stars (minus maybe half a star for the after credits sequence)

"Waterpower" xxx Jamie Gillis is The Enema Bandit *Freedom of the body... freedom of '76. This movie was brought to you by the mafia and Nathan's Hot Dogs* either zero stars or three stars

Joe Bob's Drive In Theater with special guest horror host Zacherly "Jakarta" a Charles Kaufman film *A noir No Reservations with a hardboiled Anthony Bourdain* 3 stars

Kolchak: The Night Stalker "The Spanish Moss Murders" *Stiffling dreams brings the Swamp Thing* 3 stars

Lucio Fulci's "City of the Living Dead" *Schlitz on tap* 2 1/2 stars

"The Golden Voyage of Sinbad" featuring the special fx of Ray Harryhausen and starring Dr. Who's Tom Baker as an evil sorcerer 3 stars

Roger Corman presents "Battle Beyond the Stars" *Luke SkyWalton* 2 1/2 stars

Rifftrax presents "Buffalo Rider" *like a rhinestone pachyderme* 2 stars with riffing 1 without

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "Joe's Apartment" *Willard, the musical* 2 stars

Rob Zombie's "House of 1,000 Corpses" *Fulci's eyeball in a bag of circus peanuts lying on the floor next to Sherri Moon's Big Daddy Roth underoos* 2 stars

Lost and Found Video Night Vol. 2 *A very musical edition. But yet again with the Steve Vai stalker and her queefing... ugh.* 2 1/2 stars

Rifftrax presents "Future Force" starring David Carradine *In an age populated by retarded rent-a-cops...* 3 stars with riffing 2 without

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs Stephen King's "Maximum Overdrive" starring Emilio Estevez, Pat Hingle, Yeardley Smith and including the music of AC/DC *Clever premise silly execution. This crazy scenario is what we get for the trucker fad of the seventies* 2 1/2 stars

Lost and Found Video Night Vol 3 *Jackie Gleason with a screw loose, japanese school girl mass suicide, Nazi Donald Duck, and much more* 2 1/2 stars

I'm Alan Partridge "Towering Alan" *the common touch* 2 1/2 stars

"Retard O Tron 2" *These moronic mix tapes are starting to wear thin on me* 2 stars

Joe Bob's Drive In Theater 25th Anniversary of "Night of the Living Dead" with special guest Tom Savini and his film "Night of the Living Dead" 1990 *You're beginning to become a badass Barb-ara* 3 stars

Masters of Horror Dario Argento's "Pelts" starring Meat Loaf and John Saxon *Slap dash and horrific* 3 stars

"Hot Dreams" 1983 xxx *has a thread of tension that elevates it* 3 stars

Joe Bob's Summer School UFO Studies 666 Tim Burton's "Mars Attacks" *Forget grandma, protect the t.v.!* 2 1/2 stars

"Vampires Suck" *Like a creep with pointy teeth, it leers unashamedly.* zero stars

Don Coscarelli's "John Dies at the End" *sawsome awes* 3 stars

"Lost and Found Video Night: Vol. 1" 2 1/2 stars

Rifftrax presents "The Happening" *Differently dumb marky mark and doey zoey awkwardly reconnect their dead romance during pants shitting doom / cartoon revenge of the earth day* 3 stars with riffing 2 1/2 without

TV Funhouse: "Western Day" 3 stars

"Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy" *Feels more like another 90s Lorne Michaels' movie than it does everything that was great about the sketch show* 2 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs Clive Barker's "Nightbreed" *It was a graveyard smash.* 3 stars

Rifftrax presents "Troll 2" *a double decker baloney sandwich* 3 plus stars with riffing 3 without

"Edward Penishands" *on the bucket list of films for fudging weirdos like me.* 2 stars

Stuart Gordon and Brian Yuzna present "From Beyond" *Third eye erogenous zone* 3 stars

"Birdemic: Shock and Terror" *"Heal the world." Michael Jackson* 1 1/2 stars with riffing without riffing 1/2 a star until the actual birdemic starts and then maybe 1 star

Masters of Horror John Carpenter's "Pro Life" starring Ron Perlman 3 stars

South Park double feature ----------

"Trapped in the Closet" *The Cruise, Travolta, and Scientology jabs will sting and be relevant for a long time, probably, but the R. Kelly joke is really dated. I'd already forgotten about his whole silly closet song from 2000 whenever.* 3 stars

"Go God Go" 3 stars

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"Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" *Interestingly absurd commentary on mall culture that would make a strange double feature with Romero's Dawn.* 2 stars

The Hitchhiker: Dark Wishes *Kindness with kill'em* 2 stars

Twin Peaks "Double Play" *Riposte* 3 stars

Tales from the Crypt "Revenge is the Nuts" guest starring Isaac Hayes 2 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "Highlander" *That sensation you're feeling is called The Quickening. Brought to you by Nestle's Quik* 3 stars

Kolchak The Night Stalker "Bad Medicine" *Chief Trance A Ho* 2 1/2 stars

Tobe Hooper's "Lifeforce" starring Steve Railsback, Peter Firth, and Patrick Stewart as a sexy bride of Dracula *Count Tesla* 3 stars

"The Last Shark" featuring Vic Morrow 2 1/2 stars

TV Carnage "Casual Fridays" 3 stars

I'm Alan Partridge "To Kill a Mocking Alan" *"I'm such a big head." -Alan* 3 stars

Roger Corman's "The Raven" starring Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre, and Jack Nicholson *Tongue in cheek and coughing up blood.* 2 1/2 stars

Masters of Horror "Sounds Like" *Watch this and for once you will sympathize with a telemarketer, believe it or not.* 3 stars

Monstervision presents: A Very Joe Bob Christmas *Rusty the mail girl and some other bimbos sing ear slaughtering Christmas carols.* "Gremlins" 3 stars

Parasite aka Mutant featuring demi moore *People who need people are the worst... worse than slimey soul sucking slugs* 3 stars

Joe Bob's Summer School with special guest Clint Howard "Ice Cream Man" 3 stars for the interview 2 for the movie

Masters of Horror "The V Word" guest starring Michael Ironside *What happened to the piss and vinegar of youth?* 3 stars

"Q, The Winged Serpent" a Larry Cohen film featuring Richard Roundtree, David Carradine, and a manic, brilliant performance by Michael Moriarty 3 stars

rifftrax presents "Prisoners of the Lost Universe" featuring John Saxon *Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor, an Imp, a Neanderthal, and a Navi....Looney Tunes meets sword and sorcery* 2 1/2 stars with riffing 2 without

"The Crazy Dave Tape 2" *maybe you were 12 or so and there was this older teen in the neighborhood who you thought was cool and he let you hang out with him some, but he was way too into horror movies, firecrackers, porno mags, shooting cats in the butt with b b guns,listening to metal records, popping wheelies on his dirtbike, and smoking pot? that's the kind of person who'd make this vhs mix tape* 2 stars

"Found Footage Festival: Vol 2" 3 stars

Cannon Films presents "Exterminator 2" *The Dark Knight Returns and engulfs New Jack City* 3 stars

Kolchak: The Night Stalker "The Devil's Platform" *Stygian lobbyist* 3 stars

Fangoria presents "Mindwarp " starring Bruce Campbell and Angus Scrimm *The Dig Dug Have Eyes. A MMORPG, and at risk teen PSA, for the Sega CD generation.* 3 stars

Garth Marenghi's "Darkplace" 'The Apes of Wrath' *We were young, we were physically fit, and we were challenging logic.* 3 stars

"42nd Street Forever" *'Golden Age of Porn' film trailers.* 3 stars

TV Carnage "A Sore for Sighted Eyes" 3 stars

Roger Corman's NEW WORLD PICTURES "The Arena" starring Pam Grier 3 stars

Masters of Horror John Landis presents "Family" starring George Wendt *A "Master of Horror" shouldn't use sketchy cgi.* 2 1/2 stars

"The Crazy Dave Tape 1" *Italians have the best weddings, kay!?* 2 stars

"The Beast that Killed Women" *Actual nudists are more scary than a guy in a gorilla suit.* 1 1/2 stars

The Asylum presents "I Am Omega" *Asylum movies are never aesthetically pleasing, but at least this one doesn't have cheap CGI ghouls. Also,it doesn't hurt that this source material has already yielded three other good movies.* 2 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "The Howling: 7 - New Moon Rising" *An Aussie Tommy Wiseau's honky tonk lycanthrope.* 1 star

Masters of Horror Richard Matheson and Tobe Hooper present their version of Ambrose Bierce's "The Damned Thing" *Black Gold* 2 1/2 stars

"American Ninja" starring Michael Dudikoff *Rebel without a set of pajamas* 3 stars

TV Carnage "A Rich Tradition of Magic" *Where's the Terrance and Phillip, buddy?* 2 1/2 stars

I'm Alan Partridge "Basic Alan" *That close to being infamous.* 3 stars

Rifftrax - "Viva Knievel!" *Bring me the head of Jerry Garcia!* 3 stars with riffing 2 without

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "Godzilla vs. Monster Zero" *The visitors from Planet X are buttnoids. Crank up the Slim Whitman.* 2 1/2 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs and special guests SCTV's Count Floyd and USA UP All NIGhT's Rhonda Shear John Carpenter's "In the Mouth of Madness" *We've only just begun to live* 3 stars

rifftrax presents Star Wars: Episode 1 "The Phantom Menace" *Pod Racing belongs on ESPN 8* 2 stars with riffing 1 star without

Kolchak, The Nightstalker "Firefall" *Grisley Candleabra* 3 stars

"Satanis, The Devil's Mass" *If you're going to San Fran Cisco... be sure to visit the Church of Satan. They seem pretty down to earth aside from their pretentiousness.* 2 1/2 stars

"Alligator" 1980 starring Robert Forster *Police seek to punish society for their own illicit desires. / Freud. See you later, alligator. / Jung* 3 stars

X Files "One Breath" 2 1/2 stars

"Creepshow 2" *'The Raft' felt like a Junji Ito manga.* 3 stars

rifftrax presents "Breaker Breaker" starring Chuck Norris *Shanghai'd? Roundhouse! Roundhouse! Keep on truckin!* 3 stars with riffing 2 1/2 without

retard o tron mixtape vol 3 *less mtv's ridiculousness more internet retardedness* either zero stars or 2 1/2 stars

"Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" *Toasty! Grilled cheese.* 2 stars

rifftrax with Mike Nelson and special guest Weird Al "Jurassic Park" 3 plus stars with riffing 3 without

Hammer Films "The Blood Beast Terror" *Heavy handed with the Mary Shelley* 2 1/2 stars

2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2 Tokyo Drift 3 stars

"Beach Babes from Beyond" starring Sylvester and Frank Stallone's mom, Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez's uncle, Adam West's Robin, Burt Ward, John Travolta's brother Joey, plus Linnea Quigley *Daytona Beach, California. DUH!* 2 1/2 stars

rifftrax presents Patrick Swayze's "Roadhouse" a Mike Nelson solo *The pilot for John Taffer's Bar Rescue* 3 plus stars with riffing 3 stars without

Buster Keaton's "The Scarecrow" *We got married in a fever* 3 stars

"Grizzly" 1976 *Why didn't they just arm everyone with grenade launchers to begin with?* 3 stars

Joe Bob's Summer School with special guest Roddy Piper "Immortal Combat" *Meg Foster as an evil dragon lady, Sony Chiba as the old dog cop with a samurai sword, Tiny Lister as a gorilla with a heart of gold, and Hot Rod himself as the happy go lucky hero, plus some goofy looking bodybuilders turned into mindless karate warriors by Mayan voodoo.* 2 1/2 stars

"Next of Kin" ozploitation *Can you hear the thunder? - Men At Work* 3 stars

"Retard-o-tron mixtape vol 1" *can't tell if they're celebrating all the 'xtreme' sports crap as cool or not* zero stars and or 2 1/2 stars

rifftrax presents "The Room" *Tommy Wiseau tossing around the football with Crow and Tom Servo.* 3 plus stars with riffing 3 without

monstervision with joe bob briggs Larry Cohen's "It's Alive" *This would make Nancy Grace's brain melt and pour out of her huge nostrils.* 3 stars

Garth Marenghi's "Dark Place" 'Skipper the Eyechild' 3 stars

The Simpsons - Trick or Treehouse - Heaven & Hell "Bart's Soul" plus "Lisa the Skeptic" *Classics* 3 stars

"Creature" featuring a pervy Klaus Kinski *This Alien ripoff even has its own Ripley rip off* 3 stars

I'm Alan Partridge "Watership Alan" *"Can you make pornography come on my tele, please?"* 3 stars

"Scream and Scream Again" Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, Peter CUshing, Judy Dench *Deep fried BladeRunner* 2 1/2 stars

Joe Bob's Summer School UFO Studies 666 with special guest Anne Francis of "Forbidden Planet" also starring Leslie Nielson *To thine ownself be cruel* 3 stars

Georgina Spelvin "The Devil in Miss Jones" *She sauntered through the mist unshackled by her veil.* 3 stars

The Hitchhiker "When Morning Comes" 3 stars

Twin Peaks "Checkmate" *Great monolouge at DEAD DOG by Michael Parks about Agent Cooper and the trippy bizarre ending saved the episode* 3 stars

Luis Bunuel's "The Young One" *Sorghum sweet* 3 stars

"Run! Bitch Run!" *Syfy presents Rube Zombie's "RapeNado: The Revenge"* 1 star

Roger Corman's "Swamp Women" *Dirty, desperate dames.* 3 stars

Commander USA's Groovie Movies "The Unseen" *Creepy incest brother sister upstairs, mongoloid manbaby killer in the cellar, Guess Jeans / Vagisil model houseguest victims* 2 1/2 stars

X Files "3" *Gen X blood fetishes are Xtremely pretentious.* 2 1/2 stars

Pee Wee's pick "Nurse Nancy" xxx *not worth going to jail over, but i support pee wee and his pee pee.* 2 stars

Ken Russell's film of "The Devils" 3 stars

Udo Kier in "Spermula" *nookie kryptonite* 2 1/2 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "Future Hunters" *The liquid metal terminator was in a Fillipino ripoff of MadMax / Raiders of the Lost Ark / Enter the Dragon / Rambo / Die Hard / Return of the Jedi / Treasure Island / Amazon Women / and Terminator before he was even in James Cameron's T2.* 3 stars

"Hotel Paradise" *The loins of liberty.* 3 stars

John Holmes as Johnny Wadd in "Blonde Fire" 2 1/2 stars

Stanley Kubrick's "Barry Lyndon" *History is made by the scoundrels.* 3 stars

Joe Bob's Summerschool with a special guest hollywood workout instructor and the feature film "Conan the Barbarian" *Fitness fads for yuppies from the Ally McBeal & Friends era adds nothing to the experience of trying to watch a sword and sorcery adventure movie. TNT stinks.* 3 stars for the movie zero for the TNT stuff

"Meatballs 3: Rudy's Big Challenge" special appearance by a younger Shannon Tweed *every time a bell rings a nerd pops his cherry. ding a ling* 2 1/2 stars

Roger Corman presents "Suburbia" a film by Penelope spheeris *"Have you hugged your kid, today?" Flea* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe BoB Briggs "The Road Warrior" *Wheeling in a wasteland wonderland* 3 stars

Jules Verne's "The Mysterious Island" special FX by Ray Haryhausen 3 stars

David Cronenberg's "The Fly" *Brilliant bug out* 3 stars

Russell Simmons presents Abel Ferrara's "The Addiction" *Hip half-dead histrionics* 1/2 a star

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs Children of the Corn 2 "The Final Sacrifice" *Corn nut children's cult, contaminated corn crop conspiracy, cantakerous old crows, corny cgi.* 2 stars

Mario Bava's "Planet of Vampires" *Feels like a similar universe to Prometheus and Alien.* 3 stars

"The Monkey Hu$tle" *Pot meat and greens* 2 1/2 stars

Amber Lynn in "Amber Aroused" *That weird period of time after Return of the Jedi when R2 palled around with Ron Jeremy.* 3 stars

"Maniac" 1934 *billy goat curse* 3 stars

John Carpenter presents "Bodybags" *The Gas Station 2 1/2 stars Hair 2 1/2 stars Eye 3 stars*

"Five Bloody Graves" *fatalist western* 2 1/2 stars

USA UP ALL NIGHT with Rhonda shear plus 90s commercials "Shocker" *Charles Lee Ray The Lawnmower Man on Elm Street walks The Green Mile* 1 1/2 stars

"Nightmare Beach" starring John Saxon and Michael Parks *Scorcher* 3 stars

Garth Marenghi's "Darkplace" 'Hell Hath Fury' *A punch and judy* 3 stars

I'm Alan Partridge "Alan Attraction" *You're sacked* 3 stars

MST3K presents "Quest of the Delta Knights" *Davinci Archimede gobbledy* 2 STARS with spoofing 1 1/2 without

John Waters' "Polyester" *Odorous* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "Ghoulies" *A big creepy house is not a home without a few demonic munchkins running about.* 2 1/2 stars

Twin Peaks "The Black Widow" 2 1/2 stars

"The Devonsville Terror" featuring Donald Pleasance *Pilgrims' Unrest* 3 stars

Shannon Tweed in "Nightfire" *Horses, hot-tubs, and handguns.* 2 1/2 stars

George Romero presents Tales from the Darkside "The Circus" *Jaundiced critique of bonafide mystique.* 3 stars

John Carpenter's "Vampires" featuring James Woods as your Peter Cushing Van Helsing type, a pudgy Danny Baldwin as his hung over looking assistant, and Laura Palmer as a Lucy Westerena 3 stars

"Shakes, The Clown" *There's a tear in my beer. It's called Pathos.* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "Embrace of the Vampire" *Coffee house Bram Stoker. Bit more sweet than bitter* starring Alyssa Milano and the guy from Spandau Ballet 2 stars

Troma's "Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy" *"The bored slowdance of those who've done everything"* 1 1/2 stars

The Hitchhiker "Best Shot" *Jackass yuppies* 3 stars

"The Blob" 80s remake *Gives Carpenter's "The Thing" a run for its money.* 3 stars

Dr. Who *fourth doctor* "The Sontaran Experiment" *Humpty Dumpty's Empire had a great fall.* 3 stars

"Hell High" 1989 *When green sliming someone goes horribly wrong.* 3 stars

rifftrax "reefer madness" *smoke pot just once and you'll wind up on trial for MURDER!* 2 stars with riffing 1 1/2 without

Fred Olen Ray's "Dinosaur Island" *topless cave chicks, hot springs hot tubs, & T-Rex terror* 3 stars

"Flash Fire" starring Tom Skerritt *Slow burner about watching your dream go up in smoke.* 3 stars

"Nude for Satan" *Hotel Californication* 1 1/2 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs Friday the 13th: Part 6 "Jason Lives" *A strawberry jelly donut with the filling sucked out by vampire censors.* 2 1/2 stars

Commander UsA's Groovie Movies "Blade Master" starring Miles O'Keeffe aka Tarzan as Ator *Stone Age Man say NO NUKES!* 1 1/2 stars

Troma's "War" *LOST meets Rambo meets SouthPark* 3 stars

"Kongo" 1932 *Fiendin' for bad juju* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs Tobe Hooper's "Funhouse" *Why buy the (2-headed) cow (a wedding ring) when you can get the milk (and nookie) fer free?* 3 stars

Mermaid Man, Ernest Borgnine and The Crow, Brandon Lee team up for "Laser Mission" *Easy going espionage* 2 stars

Marilyn Chambers in "Behind The Green Door" 1 star up until the trippy money shot sequence and 3 stars for everything including it and after

Tales from the Crypt "Judy, You're Not Yourself Today." *Witchy Wife Swap* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs Gene Roddenberry's "Genesis 2" *Idiocracy of the Demolition Man in Futurama* 2 1/2 stars

X Files "Ascension" guest starring Steve Railsback 3 stars

Udo Kier in "Mark of the Devil" *Stupid Superstition* 3 stars

Rifftrax "Wickerman" remake *Un-Cage'd WOMYN of Silent Hill... erm Isle.* 2 1/2 stars with riffing 1 1/2 stars without

Stuart Gordon's "Fortress" starring Christopher Lambert & Kurtwood Smith *Andy Duframe is preggers with an Apple I-baby.* 3 stars

Something Weird Video presents "Getting into Heaven" 2 1/2 stars

"Equinox" 1970 *Classic monster movie FX hootenanny and middle finger to SYFY.* 3 stars

Unsolved Mysteries with Robert stack *Fat, invalid husband's embezzling wife vanishes with kids, suspect son's mom murdered in car at carson city casino, custody dispute and walmart disappearance, crazy canadian's strange death in states, shot on a desolate road by mysterious man in a black pickup truck, kroq confess your crime joke segment goes horribly wrong with a grim call in that turns out to be a big hoax, reconstructing the image of a long dead jane doe murder victim* 2 stars

"Deranged" *Folksy necromancy* 3 stars

I'm Alan Partridge "A Room with an Alan" *The original Stephen Colbert character.* 3 stars

Fred Olen Ray's "Bikini Airways" *The Skanky Skies* 2 stars

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Once Upon a Beginning *"The most significant televidual event since Quantum Leap."* 3 stars

Director's Cut of Highlander 2 "The Quickening" *A unicorn with a flying v guitar around its neck and its ass hanging out the back of a Hummer stretch limo teetering over the edge of a volcano and shitting half digested Ben Franklin(S).* 1 1/2 stars

Frank Henenlotter's "Bad Biology" *Imagine Georgia O'Keefe scissoring Slim Shady, Wu Tang's ODB, Biz Markie, and Eazy E.* 3 stars

Commander USA's Groovie Movies "The Psychotronic Man" *Floyd 'The Barber' gets all Criss Angel 'Mindfreak.'* 1/2 a star

Joe Bob's Summer School *Advanced Primate Studies* "Escape from the Planet of the Apes" *Joe Bob's theory on the proliferation of dumb people, by studying them at walmart, being an evolutionary necessity might have influenced Mike Judge a little in making his movie "Idiocracy."* 2 1/2 stars... needs more apes

"Gator Bait" *Red on the head, fire in the (w)hole.* 3 stars

"TUrkey Shoot" starring Steve Railsback *So-ciety, yer spiteful, indeed.* 3 stars

Roger Corman presents "Forbidden World" *Dingwhopper* 3 stars

Dario Argento presents "The Church" *Go now you've been set free. Like a real reptile.* 2 1/2 stars

"Night Eyes" starring Tanya Roberts and Andrew Stevens *bohunk bodyguard, voyeur, and lover.* 2 1/2 stars

Rifftrax Joel Schumacher's "Batman & Robin" *Smug George Clooney versus sardonic Mike Nelson.* 2 stars with riffing 1 star without

"Madhouse" starring Vincent Price *Queer regret.* 3 stars

Disney's "Secrets of Pirates Inn" 2 1/2 stars

William Friedkin's "To Live and Die in L.A." *Angels with dirty faces.* 3 stars

Linda Blair in "Hell Night" *Hazing. Heavy petting. Horror hijinx. Haunted Mansion. Hills Have Eyes type heavies.* 3 stars

Joe Bob's Hollywood Saturday Night "Nair WitcH" segments *Less bad 3's Company sitcom humor attempts by TNT. More hillbilly horror afficiando featuring just Joe Bob.* and the feature movie presentation "Child's Play 2" *I remember Siskel being really bothered by these movies, because the victim of all the horror was a child.* 3 stars

"Street Trash" *The rot gut and rough hewn.* 3 stars

George Romero presents Tales from the Darkside "Beetles" 2 1/2 stars

H. Gordon Lewis' "Scum of the Earth" *Sleazoids use blackmail to get unfortunate women to pose nekkid.* 2 1/2 stars

Mario Bava's "Hatchet for the Honeymoon" 2 1/2 stars

"Blood Beach" *Jaws wannabe with a tv movie amount of action and fx.* 2 1/2 stars

"Red Hill" *Aussie High Plains Drifter* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "The Fog" *John Carpenter's Sunken Starship 'We Built This City on Lepers' Gold'* 3 stars

"Caligula" *Grotesque gods of gore and genital glorification." 3 stars

Brian Depalma's "Dressed to Kill" *Hitchcock in high heels.* 3 stars

MST3K "Zombie Nightmare" starring Adam West, Thor, and Tia Carrere 3 stars with spoofing 2 without

Abel Ferrara's "China Girl" *ramen with marinara" 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "The Kiss" *kill your kin and live again* 3 stars

Brian Yuzna's "Bride of Re-Animator" *Arkham affordable care extends into the afterlife.* 3 stars

X Files "Duane Barry" guest starring Steve Railsback 3 stars

Wonderful World of Disney "The Ghost of Cypress Swamp" starring Vic Morrow 3 stars

"Infested" aka "Ticks" *Clint Howard, Carlton, seth Green, and one of the Bosom Buddies. Great casting. Great creature fx.* 3 stars

Commander USA's Groovie Movies "The Abominable Snowman" starring Forest Tucker and Peter Cushing *Ra's al Ghul not believe in yeti and no should you. capiche?* 2 stars

"Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" *Wayne's World with two bigger boobs.* 3 stars

Herschell Gordon Lewis presents "Something Weird" hosted by Joe Bob Briggs *Be square and unaware. There's no truth out there.* 1 star

Twin Peaks "Masked Ball" *David Duchovny as Denise the DEA agent.* 3 stars

"The Rapture" starring Mimi Rogers *Filling the void or avoiding the fill.* 3 stars

"cut throats nine" *Manly spaghetti westerns were often dubbed with the same silly irreverence as sissy boy animes would end up with.* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "The Ultimate Warrior" starring Yul Brynner and Max Von Sydow *Stone Cold Mr. Clean against the tomato raiders.* 3 stars

Umberto Lenzi's "Eaten Alive" *Jonestown massacre and weenie roast.* either 3 stars or zero stars for tasteless cruelty.

"Nipples and Palm Trees" *It's Always Horny in California... and depressing" 2 1/2 stars

Hammer Films' "The Brides of Dracula" 3 stars

Joe Bob's Hollywood Saturday Night Hollywood Halloween in search of the "Nair Witch" segments *TNT tried to ruin Monstervision by taking Joe Bob out of the trailer park.* and the feature movie Brian Depalma's "Carrie" *John Travolta at his manprettiest saying "Git'r done"as he slaughters a pig.* 3 stars

Tales from the Crypt "Came the Dawn" *Brooke Shields is bland and boring in everything she does.* 2 1/2 stars

David Cronenberg's "Rabid" starring Marilyn Chambers *I drink your maple syrup. I eat your Canadian bacon.* 3 stars

Stuart Gordon's "The Inquisitor" starring Lance Henriksen *Mercy Me. I can only imagine." 3 stars

Doctor Who (the fourth doctor) "The Ark in Space" starring Tom Baker *Animal crackers in my celestial soup.* 3 stars

"Talk Dirty To Me One More Time" featuring Harry Reems 2 stars

Monstervision with Joe BoB Briggs Wes Craven's "Swamp Thing" starring Adrienne Barbeau* "Run through the jungle." Creedence Clearwater Revival.* 3 stars

The Hitchiker "Secret Ingredient" 3 stars

Cannon films presents "River of Death" *Michael Dudikoff's Frank Miller style narration.* 3 stars

William Lustig's "Maniac Cop" *Introduce a little anarchy.* 3 stars

Ken Russell's "The Lair of the White Worm" *I kept expecting Dylan Moran, Simon Pegg, and The Cure to show up.* 2 1/2 stars

Todd Solondz "Happiness" *This Robert Altman shit depresses me.* either zero stars or three

Joe Bob's SummerSchool presents "Conan: The Destroyer" *Hannah Montana wants Arnold and his pecs to teach her sex, but Shaquille O'Neal has agreed to satisfy evil queen Nancy Grace's lust for virginal sacrifice. Also a big Amazon lady, an Oriental magician, the trusty imp, and this ancient horned dragon god.* 3 stars

Are you afraid of the dark? "Tale of Vampire Town" *Corey Feldman's cousin's parents try to be understanding about their son's need to cosplay and roleplay as Wesley Snipes' character Blade.* 2 1/2 stars

Lucio Fulci's "Zombi 2" *The only shelter on cursed islands is some rickety shack. Spanish explorers never fully decompose. Sharks don't like it, when a zombie is the one doing the biting.* 3 stars

Mario Bava's "Black Sunday" *Cedric the Entertainer, bo bo slayer? Tyler Perry's Black Sunday. TBS very unfunny.* 3 stars

"Humongous" *Quaint little slasher.* 3 stars

Roger Corman's "Creature from the Haunted Sea" *Clever and kooky.* 3 stars

Commander USA Groovy Movies presents (edited for tv yet still disturbing) David Cronenberg's "The Brood" featuring Oliver Reed *No more psycho trauma hatched monkeys jumping on the bed* 3 stars

George Romero presents Tales from the Darkside Harlan Ellison's "Djinn, No Chaser" guest genie Kareem Abdul Jabar 1 1/2 stars

Frank Henenlotter's "Frankenhooker" *Hetero Dahmer with a hooker's heart of gold.* 3 stars

"Bad Boy Bubby" *more disturbing than dogtooth and just as morbidly humorous. crocodile dundee in the 4th dimension* either zero stars or 3 stars

MST3K presents "Devil Fish" *more boring than the already boring reality show Deadliest Catch.* 2 stars with spoofing 1 without

"Loose Screws: Screwballs 2" *Not as good as the original, but still a lot of fun.* 3 stars

Roger Corman presents "The Dunwich Horror" starring Dean Stockwell *The old ones and the young ones.* 3 stars

"The Song Remains the Same" *The concert is mesmerizing. The art film moments are interesting. The backstage footage / incidents are boring. The personal life stuff is curious and a little dull. Where are the groupies being fed to sharks and black magic rituals?* 2 1/2 stars

Monstervision with host Joe Bob Briggs and special guest Linnea Quigley "Return of the Living Dead" *These are the zombies that crave brains, not every zombie does that like some so called horror fans mistakenly think.* 3 stars

X Files "Sleepless" guest starring Tony Todd *Get out of my dreams. Get into my car, Agent Scully.* 3 stars

Something Weird Video presents "My Secret Life" *Like Downton Abbey with Game of Thrones amount of uncut penis.* 2 stars

"Elvira's Haunted Hills" *Crumbling castle, medieval torture, musical numbers, and cleavage comedy.* 2 1/2 stars

Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack *Gangbuster's sketchy suicide, aspiring chef's breakdowns and disappearance, topless bar waitress's jealous boyfriend and disappearance, unexplained death of astate trooper possibly by killer hippies, a strange soldier's secretive business and permanent awol, a nice church lady helps her prison penpal boyfriend escape and disappear, middle aged mama's boys chizophrenic wrongly convicted and later proved innocent* 3 stars

Abel Ferrara's "Ms. 45 - Angel of Vengeance" *You say it best, when you say nothing at all.* 3 stars

Mario Bava's "Hercules in the Haunted World" with Christopher Lee as a Cthullu worshipping necromancer *Long expired eye candy.* 3 stars

"Humanoids from the Deep" featuring Vic Morrow *The horniest catch.* 3 stars

Are You Afraid of the Dark "The Tale of the Frozen Ghost" starring Melissa Joan Hart *I'm cold.* 3 stars

The Hitchhiker *Hit and RUn* 2 1/2 stars

George Romero presents Tales from the Darkside "The Family Reunion" starring Patricia Tallman and Stephen MacHattie 3 stars

"Death Spa" *Awe, fuck this computer shit* 3 stars

Richard Linklater's "Bernie" starring Jack Black *Little pink caskets for you and me.* 3 stars

Joe Bob's SummerSchool "Pee-wee's Big Adventure "written by Phil Hartman, scored by Danny Elfman, and Directed by Tim Burton *Tex Avery would like this movie.* 3 stars

James Gunn and Llody Kaufman present "Tromeo and Juliet" 2 1/2 stars

Tom Hanks presents Tales from the Crypt "None but the Lonely Heart" starring Treat Williams 3 stars

USA Up All Night with Rhonda Shear "Screwball Academy" *A director gets to heaven. He's told he'll be making a movie. Michaelangelo will be designing the sets and Beethoven composing the score. He asks who his leading lady will be. The angel Gabriel says, "That's just thething. God has this girlfriend..."* 2 stars

Russ Meyer presents "The Immoral Mr. Teas" *Narrated by Trey Parker of South Park. You'd almost swear it.* 3 stars

"Nightmare in Badham County" *The Rifleman captures women for Mr. Brady's torture plantation. "When you die, they're going to have to beat your mouth to death with a stick."* 3 stars

Jess Franco's "Faceless" *He used to do surgery on girls in the 80s.* 2 1/2 stars

Twin Peaks 'Dispute Between Brothers' *A green butt skunk... ACES.* 3 stars

Jeff Lieberman's "Just Before Dawn" *So picturesque, you'll be seeing double.* 3 stars

Tennessee Williams' "Baby Doll" featuring Eli Wallach *She sho grow'd up* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "Beyond Thunderdome" *Elderly Beyonce exiles Bret Hitman Hart to Never Never Land.* 2 1/2 stars

"Black Roses" *Poetry loving cool teacher tries to save his students from a satanic Winger concert.* 2 stars

Ken Russell and The Who present "Tommy - A Rock Opera" *Reach out and touch faith.* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "Damnation Alley" *The A Team travels across the Cursed Earth.* 2 1/2 stars

"The Sword and the Sorcerer" starring Richard Lynch *Atari Game of Thrones* 3 stars

"The Sentinel" Chris Sarandon is "legion" *Who lynches the Watchmen?* 3 stars

Dial 'N' for Nikki *Crank Yankers* 1 star

Abel Ferrara's "Driller Killer" *Depraved Demo tape. hipsters worse than homeless bums* 2 1/2 stars

"The Nest" *Eccentric seaside town. Blood thirsty pest.* 3 stars

H.P. Lovecraft's "The Unnameable" *Arkham Animal House by the Cemetery* 2 1/2 stars

Tales from the Crypt "The Third Pig" *Bobcat Goldthwait shrills some ryhming skills* 1 1/2 stars

Alex Cox's "Straight to Hell" *featuring some ugly actors and musicians. A young Courtney Love included. Dirty Old Town* 2 1/2 stars

"Blood Diner" featuring Sheba Jackson *In the tradition of Blood Feast* 3 stars

MST3K presents Ed Wood's "Bride of the Monster" *''One time, I bit into a cold tator tot''* 3 stars with spoofing... maybe a 3 without maybe less

Dr. Who "Robot" starring 4th doctor Tom Baker *Prince Albert (Einstein) in a can.* 3 stars

"Trancers" *The time 1985. The place Los Angeles. My partner's Helen Hunt. I'm Jack Deth.* 3 stars

Are you Afraid of the Dark? "Tale of the Lunar Locusts" *Green Eyed Monster* 2 stars

Elvira presents "Killers from Space" *Hal Jordan (or was it Bruce Banner?) gets all bug eyed about space invaders and not even the smooth satisfaction of smoking can swerve him.* 1 1/2 stars

X Files "Blood" *I"m afraid of America. I'm afraid of the world. I'm afraid I can't help it.* 3 stars

"Willard" starring Bruce Davison and Ernest Borgnine *"He's an extrovert. He just shows it inside."* 3 stars

The Hitchhiker "The Miracle of Alice Ames" guest starring Joe Pantoliano *Love the sinner, for her priest is her pimp.* 3 stars

"Helter Skelter" Jeremy Davies *Taking seriously hippies taking scripture literally* 2 stars

"Race with the Devil" starring Warren Oates and Peter Fonda *I'm getting too old for this shit... Warren Oates said it before Danny Glover* 3 stars

MST3k "The Final Sacrifice" *Raiders of the Lost Moose Lodge* 2 stars, eh... with spoofing 1 1/2 without

Tales from the Darkside "Ursa Minor" 2 1/2 stars

Brass Eye "Animals" *Grinning like a possum.* 3 stars

H.G. Wells' "Island of Lost Souls" *Are we not men? Or at least beasts in khakis?* 3 stars

Roger Corman and James Cameron present "Galaxy of Terror" 3 stars

Fred Dekker's "Night of the Creeps" starring Tom Atkins *Thrilled Me* 3 stars

"The Northville Cememtery Massacre" *'Rebels with a cause' angst. you'll hate your local community. I sure as hell hate mine.* 3 stars

"Five on the Blackhand Side" *Woe is them who can not swim, Jim... A few laughs but mostly preachy and dull.* 1/2 star

"the amazing mr. no legs" *He was a terrible person/torso.* 2 stars

Joe Bob's Drive In "Bedroom Eyes 2" featuring Wings Hauser and Linda Blair *convuluted covorting* 2 1/2 stars

Terry Zwigoff's "Crumb" *Awkward Vibrations. Voluptous fixations.* 3 stars

Russ Meyer's "Eve and the Handy Man" 2 1/2 stars

William Friedkin's "Killer Joe" *He told me I needed teachin on muh Kung Fu...question: Would you let matthew McConaughey fuck your sister if it meant he'd kill your mother?* 3 stars

brian yuzna's "society" *i wanna share this with all the sanctimonious stepford wives who were always trying to show me how SAW had something to say* 3 stars

''innocent taboo'' starring porche lynn and peter north *john oates' blood, sugar, sex, black magick. a tragedy in so many acts.* 2 stars

''curse of the queerwolf'' *mr. smallbutt never did anything like this before* 2 1/2 stars

tales from the crypt presents fred dekker's "lower berth" 3 stars

usa up all night with rhonda shear 'cemetery high' *softcore nudity. hardcore stupidity.* 1 1/2 stars

linda blair and linnea quigley in "savage streets" *'beat it' / 'love is a battlefield' era troubled youth* 3 stars

alex cox's "repo man" *love & rockets* 3 stars

alex cox's "walker" starring ed harris 3 stars

"ironmaster" 1983 *guns don't kill people (yet) as the Ice Age is just thawing.* 3 stars

mst3 kroger corman's "the undead" *smug man's folly* 2 1/2 stars with spoofing 2 without

the hitchhiker 'the legendary billy b.' starring kirstie alley, andy summers of the police, and brad dourif 2 1/2 stars

monstervision with joe bob briggs "beastmaster 2: through the portal of time" *"once, two fresh princes of tattooine stood before you" - so sayeth the spin doctors* 1 1/2 stars

''long john silver'' 1954 *sometimes them that quotes the bible have less bible in their hearts than those that don't* 2 1/2 stars

commander usa's groovie movies ''the alligator people'' featuring lon chaney jr 2 1/2 stars

"Miami COnnection" *Right there with Troll 2 and The Room* 3 stars

USA Up All Night "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" 2 stars

USA Up All Night with Rhonda Shear "Waitress" 3 stars

USA Up All Night "Virgin High" 2 1/2 stars

"American Babylon" xxx 2 1/2 stars

USA Up All Night "Slammer Girls" 2 1/2 stars

USA Up All Night "Beach Balls" 2 1/2 stars

"Killer Workout" 3 stars

sam peckinpah's "cross of iron" *"the bitch that bore him is back in heat"* 3 stars

Joe D'Amato's "Erotic Nights of the Living Dead" *What does it say when a film with this much wang and poontang is more eerie and unsettling than most current horror attempts?* 3 stars

USA Up All Night with Rhonda Shear "Wild Malibu Weekend" *In the 90s, before internet porn videos, there was a time when hot babes in bikinis on late night cable was all a horny teenage guy needed.* 2 stars

USA Up All Night "Sweet Sugar" 2 1/2 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "My Boyfriend's Back" *ahead of its time horror romantic comedy* 2 1/2 stars

Joe Bob's Drive In "Montenegro" 2 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "It! The Terror from Beyond Space" 3 stars

commander usa's groovie movies "Vampire's Coffin" 1 1/2 stars

MST3k "Escape 2000" not steve railsback movie 2 1/2 stars with spoofing 2 without

"Fast Food" *Jim Varney aka 'Ernest goest to' a lot of trouble to keep what should be a raunchy sex comedy pg 13.* 2 stars

Troma's "Class of Nukem High" 3 stars

"Howling 3: The Marsupials" *Takes a strange trip into Alex Haley's Roots territory.* 2 stars

Troma's "Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead" *They should show this in sex education class. It would stop kids from fornicating and eating fast food.* 3 stars

MST3k "Squirm" *Hicksploiting and skin-crawling.* 3 stars with spoofing 2 1/2 without

MST3k "Angels Revenge" *Cheap Charlie's Angels clone with exploitation movie violent action and an after school special theme of drugs are bad for the youth.* 2 1/2 stars with spoofing 2 without

"The Night Visitor" starring Max von Sydow *meticulously nail biting* 3 stars

MST3k "Time of the Apes" "Oriental Planet of the Apes wannabe with annoying child dubbing and shoestring budget fx and entertainment value.* 1 1/2 stars with spoofing 1/2 star without

"Devil Hunter" *Bug eyed cannibal god craves tender white flesh.* 2 1/2 stars

"Voodo Black Exorcist" *Brendan Fraser's 'The Mummy' set on 'The Love Boat'* 2 stars

"Rocktober Blood" *Ugly piggy faced metal lead singer who can hold a note til it pierces flesh and can hold his victims hostage, on stage, and force them to perform with the power of Satanic Rock.* 2 1/2 stars

"Scary Movie" 1991 starring Saul Star from Deadwood *If the title is read correctly as being in quotes, then the movie is pretty much summed up. The horror isn't the horror of the killer on the loose / haunted house setting, it's the mind's breaking point producing such terrible results leading to horrific consequences.* 3 stars

"Vice Squad" featuring Wings Hauser *Out on the streets for a living.. black diamond...* 3 stars

"The Outing" *A mallrat 80s teen thinks she's alone now for a night in the museum with her main squeeze, and her best pals, but her jealous and dangerous ex plus his buddy along with an evil genie in a bottle tries to rub her the wrong way.* 2 1/2 stars

Ken Russell's "Gothic" *hysterical liberation in the romantic sense.* 3 stars

MSt3k "Werewolf" featuring the Tommy Wisseau trio of actors 2 1/2 stars with spoofing 1 1/2 without

MST3k "Kitten with a Whip" *Moral politicians and sinful youth. Laughable.* 3 stars with spoofing 2 1/2 without

"The Burning Hell" *Religious scare film. Unintentional exploitation classic. 2 1/2 stars

Troma "Redneck Zombies" *The one guy who had to take a swig of whiskey no matter the horror or urgency of the situation... it got me everytime.* 2 1/2 stars

"W.W. and the Dixie Dance Kings" *The great almost unheard of Smoky and the Bandit prequel* 3 stars

MST3k "Hobgoblins" *It's like some producer saw Gremlins and stole a costume shop's puppets and filmed this over a weekend at a few bland Los Angeles / nothin' happenin' locations.* 2 with spoofing 1 1/2 without

MSt3k "Soultaker" starring Charlie Sheen's uncle *Southern Belle too dainty and flippish for afterlife.* 2 stars with spoofing 1 1/2 without

"Sorrority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl o Rama" featuring Linnea Quigley *Linnea is the likeable bad girl, as usual, and the evil genie puppet has a hilarious voice.* 2 1/2 stars

"Rollerblade The Movie" *Stephen King's 'The Dark Tower' if it were reimagined by the folks at Everything Is Terrible'* 1 1/2 stars

"Tourist Trap" starring Chuck Connors "Surreal Slasher" 3 stars

"Neon Maniacs" *The Village People are sent to hell for their sinful ways and return as Cenobites to stalk spunky and square teens in the land of the Rice a Roni treat.* 2 1/2 stars

"A Coming of Angels" xxx *Charlie's Angels stupid supblot, but it has an S & M sex slave dungeon and a nicely snowy, isolated setting.* 2 1/2 stars

"Pretty Peaches part 2" xxx *Studs with a troubled past who get hired to look after a stable of horses owned by a wealthy, foreign cripple always get to stroke the suffering from lack of a sex life wife.* 2 1/2 stars

"Neon Nights" xxx *Follow the yellow brick road or ride it in a van with swingers.* 3 stars

MST3k "It lives by Night" *It sucks by day or night.* 2 stars with spoofing 1 without

Are you Afraid of the Dark "The Tale of the Dead Man's Float" *There is an existential dread that comes with that coming of age trial of learning to swim.* 3 stars

Commander USA's Groovie Movies "Maiko" *A bitter beachbum loses his grip on humanity / empathy for land lubbers.* 2 1/2 stars

"Dance of the Damned" *If Stefanie Meyer penned an uninentionally funny skinemax flick in 1993* 2 stars

"The Blood on Satan's Claws" *Blaming the devil for a bad seed from an old harvest.* 3 stars

Lucio Fulci's "The Beyond" *Lousianna Fricasseed Corpses* 3 stars

"Randy the Electric Lady" *Ballsdeep Bride of Frankenstein.* 2 1/2 stars

"Stiff Competition" xxx *Dick sucking "comes" with its own reward. No blue ribbon needed, but maybe a blue bib.* 3 stars

"new wave hookers" xxx *Bitches in heat over Flock of Seagulls.* 2 stars

"Surrender in Paradise" xxx *Women are needy castaways.* 2 1/2 stars

Commander USA's Groovie Movies 'The Devil's Gift' 3 stars

"Kingdom of Spiders" starring William Shatner *When Shatner is accepted as the cowboy archetype, hell will spit up its plague upon us.* 3 stars

Oliver Stone's "Seizure" *I feel sorry for Stone if his nightmares include Tattoo from Fantasy Island.* 3 stars

"Mortuary" *Creepy, corpse abusin' Bill Paxton.* 3 stars

MST3k "Deathstalker" *Robin Hood types are always self absorbed asses.* 2 1/2 stars with spoofing. 2 without

Herschell Gordon Lewis' "Blood Feast" hosted by Joe Bob Briggs *This is what should have happened to the lady who brought Edward Scissorhands home.* 2 1/2 stars

MST3k "The Beginning of the End" *Crickets on post-cards photograhed to be earth shattering, mind blowing horror. Now, it would be million dollar CGI, and it would still be terrible.* 2 stars with spoofing. 1 1/2 without

Are you Afraid of the Dark "The Tale of the Badge" *Badge as in evil humanoid badger of some lore.* 2 1/2 stars

WitchFinder General starring Vincent Price *Makes you wonder who was filling Joe McCarthy's pockets with gold coins.* 3 stars

Tobe Hooper's "Spontaneous Combustion" starring Brad Dourif *A far less hokey Truman Show for the atomic era.* 3 stars

"Please Don't Eat My Mother" *Kinky Shop of Horrors" 3 stars

"Wheeler aka Psycho from Texas" *A feast of snakes.* 3 stars

MST3k "the Creeping Terror" *I wish GWAR would get sent back in time to the 50s, folks would be getting eaten by giant worm costume monsters -left and right.* 2 1/2 stars with spoofing 1 1/2 without

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs "Ghoulies 2" *Pint-sized demonic ghouls just wanna have murderous fun at the carnival. What's so wrong with that?* 2 1/2 stars

Herschell Gordon Lewis' "Suburban Roulette" hosted by Joe Bob Briggs *The sex taboos of the 60s seem so routine today.* 2 stars

"Rock n Roll Nightmare" *Horrible hair metal croons. A plot twist M. Night would love. And some demonic finger puppets.* 2 stars

"There's Nothing Out There" *Self aware horror movie done right. Usually, I hate when the 4th wall is broken, but when the hero swung from the boom mic, and no mention was made of why or he didn't look into the camera smugly to reference it afterward, I almost stood up and cheered for the clever absurdity.* 3 stars

Tell Them Johnny Wadd is here starring John Holmes 3 stars

"I Drink Your Blood." *Rabies pot pies. Yum.* 3 stars

"Midnight Ride" starring Mark Hammil and Michael Dudikoff *A live action Killing Joke with a Dark Knight in hot pursuit.* 3 stars

"Up the Creek" 1984 3 stars

The Twilight Zone "Dead Run" starring Steve Railsback *Truly frightening because it turns the afterlife into a cold system full of the red tape and soullessness of an earthly existence.* 3 stars

Wonderful World of Disney 'Mr. Boogedy' *I'm sure this pre-dates Beetlejuice, but it's similar, though blandly so and has that generic, hazy 80s suburbia Saturday afternoon tv feel about it.* 2 stars

"razorback" *the outback is hog heaven for any horrific scenario.* 3 stars

mst3k 'parts: the clonus horror' *Yuppie Bob Hope and Bob Dole types wanna make sure they can play 18 holes of golf for eternity at their country club of choice with a fresh new body every 80 years.* 2 1/2 stars with spoofing 1 1/2 without

"Dr. Giggles" 3 stars

"Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell" 3 stars

"Flesh Eating Mothers" *It's a Jersey thing. STDs included.* 2 stars

MST3k "Incredibly Strange Creatures..." 2 1/2 stars with spoofing 2 without

You Can't Do That On Television "Nature" 3 stars

mtv's Buzzkill "Sasquatch" 2 stars

black adder 'back and forth' 3 stars

are you afraid of the dark 'the tale of the dangerous soup' 2 1/2 stars

tales from the crypt 'people who live in brass hearses' starring bill paxton and brad dourif 3 stars

tales from the dark side 'a serpent's tooth' 2 stars

the hitchhiker 'part of me' 3 stars

commander usa's groovie movies 'the children' 2 1/2 stars

UsA Saturday Nightmares 'Living Dolls' 3 stars

'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow' Jeff Goldblum and Meg Foster *I can picture Goldblum being lynched if he had lurched around awkwardly in Colonial times, and Meg would have been burned at the stake for those fiery eyes.* 3 stars

Linda Blair and the Unknown Comic in "Night Patrol" *The Unknown Comic is an acquired taste, but the movie is more decent than Police Academy.* 2 1/2 stars

"Hard Rock ZOmbies" *Like Return of the Living Dead starring REO Speedwagon with a sprig of Springtime for Hitler and To Catch A Predator* 2 1/2 stars

monstervision with joe bob briggs "The Devil's Rain" *The heavy metal "sign of the Devil" works just as well on Shatner as the Vulcan death grip.* 2 1/2 stars

Rob Zombie's "The Lords of salem" starring Bruce Davidson, Meg Foster, and Sherri Moon Zombie's ass *Dario Argento with a mullet, a foul mouth, and a dragon tattooed above his pubic hair.* 2 1/2 stars minus one whole star

mst3k "the legend of boggy creek 2" *Autumn in Arkansas equals SEC football with big, sweaty, hairy men or weekends in the woods with big, sweaty, hairy monsters and hillbillies.* 2 stars with spoofing 1 1/2 without

"the masque of red death" starring vincent price 3 stars

"midnight offerings" *feels like a haunted after school special* 3 stars

Elvira presents "Charlie Boy" 2 1/2 stars

"Carman's Witch Invitation" *Dr. Strange tries to seduce the spoken word evangelical white rapper who was born without any "soul"* 1 star

"Let Me Die A Woman" *Informative exploitation.* 1 star

Are you Afraid of the Dark? "The Tale of the Curious Camera" 2 1/2 stars

"Bloodfreak" *You ain't nothin' but a hounddog, you jive turkey.* 2 1/2 stars

Salute your Shorts "Zeke The Plumber" 3 stars

Are you Afraid of the Dark? "The Tale of the Whispering Walls" 3 stars

John Waters' "Desperate Living" *Tight assed towns or dirty communes?* 3 stars

Tobe Hooper's "Eaten Alive" *Don't cross graveyard shift weirdos. Is that so hard for people to comprehend?... Guard against the crocodiles out on America's lost highways.* 3 stars

Zack Snyder's "Man of Steel" *Superhero mass destruction sponsored by Sears.* 2 1/2 stars

Marvel's "Thor" *So glad that He-Man left ethereal Eternia, so that we could watch him fumble around Smallville staring awestruck at plain Jane Portman.* 2 1/2 stars

Marvel's "The Avengers" *I wish Hulk would smash Robert Downey Jr. like he did Loki.* 2 1/2 stars

monstervision with joe bob briggs don coscarelli's "The Beastmaster" *Dungeon crawlin' and creature callin'* 3 stars

"erotic city" starring amber lynn *Glam and bam* 2 1/2 stars

"Calvaire" aka "The Ordeal" *Tell me have you seen her?* 3 stars

"Night of the Bloody Apes" *Needed some more lucha libre* 2 1/2 stars

Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack *Paranoid brutha's harem, Redneck shipwreck, vegetable stand she devil* 3 stars

Russ Meyer's "Beneath the valley of the ultra vixens." *Horny comedy* 3 stars

"Deep Star Six" *The best of claustrophobic disaster movies and b monster movies taken seriously.* 3 stars

"Samurai Reincarnation" starring Sonny Chiba *For fans of Japanse ghosts/demons and grindhouse sword slashing socky.* 3 stars

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns part 1 and 2 3 stars

Dolph Lundgren is "The Punisher" *Pulses like an 80s vigilante action movie should because it's an 80s vigilante movie and not a modern comic book movie.* 3 stars

"The Wolverine" Hugh Jackman *Felt closer to the Frank Miller source material than it did the typical Marvel stuff like the terrible Wolverine Origins.* 3 stars

"The Terror Within" starring Andrew Stevens *B sci fi ALIEN (Ridley Scott) monster rip off with an isolated, apocalyptic THE THING (Carpenter) setting that really works.* 3 stars

Jackass presents: "Bad Grandpa" *More endearing than Bruno or Borat, but not as biting, yet still tasteless fun.* 3 stars

monstervision with joe bob briggs 2020 texas gladiators *Italian post apocalyptic burnt toast (Texas sized.)* 2 1/2 stars

Zack Snyder's "The Watchmen" director's cut *Director's cut but where is the S & M memory stuff?* 3 stars

Christopher Reeve is "Superman" a Richard Donner film *Two flaws: Gene Hackman seems like a vaudeville villain and the turning back time happy ending. not saying it should have been 'man of steel' bleak, but maybe the earthquake and Lois dying shouldn't have happened at all.* 2 1/2 stars

American Samurai *Highly enjoyable bloodsport ripoff with mortal kombat style fatalities* 3 stars

usa up all night with gilbert gotfried "vampires on bikini beach" *garlic breath and icy nipples* 1 1/2 stars

Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm (complete series) *more awkward animation and dialogue than an old filmation cartoon, and this was made in the mid 90s.* 1 1/2 stars

Bruno Mattei's "Zombie Creeping Flesh" *schlock and gore that comments on pandemics effects on 3rd world people* 3 stars

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COMIC SHOP NEWS Comic Shop News #1732, AR

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DC COMICS Absolute Swamp Thing By Alan Moore Volume 1 HC (New Edition), $99.99 Absolute Swamp Thing By Alan Moore Volume 2 HC, $99.99 Action Comics #1026 (Cover A John Romita Jr. & Klaus Janson), $3.99 Action Comics #1026 (Cover B Lucio Parrillo), AR Batgirl #50 (Cover A Joshua Middleton), $5.99 Batgirl #50 (Cover B Terry Dodson & Rachel Dodson), AR Batman 80 Years Of The Bat Family TP, $29.99 Batman Beyond #48 (Cover A Dan Mora), $3.99 Batman Beyond #48 (Cover B Francis Manapul), AR Batman Superman #13 (Cover A David Marquez), $3.99 Batman Superman #13 (Cover B Mark Brooks Card Stock Variant), AR Batman The Man Who Laughs The Deluxe Edition HC, $29.99 Batman Three Jokers #3 (Of 3) Playing Cards, AR Batman Three Jokers #3 (Of 3)(Cover A Jason Fabok), $6.99 Batman Three Jokers #3 (Of 3)(Cover B Jason Fabok Red Hood Variant), AR Batman Three Jokers #3 (Of 3)(Cover C Jason Fabok Purple Variant), AR Batman Three Jokers #3 (Of 3)(Cover D Jason Fabok Black & White Variant), AR Batman Three Jokers #3 (Of 3)(Cover E Jason Fabok The Killing Joke Hawaiian Shirt And Camera Variant), AR Batman Three Jokers #3 (Of 3)(Cover F Jason Fabok Stand-Up Comedian Variant), AR Batman Three Jokers #3 (Of 3)(Cover G Jason Fabok Endgame Mohawk Variant), AR Batman Three Jokers #3 (Of 3)(Cover H Contact Cover Variant), AR Dark Nights Death Metal Rise Of The New God #1 (Cover A Ian Bertram), $5.99 Dark Nights Death Metal Rise Of The New God #1 (Cover B Bosslogic Card Stock Variant), AR DC Connect Checklist Poster #5, AR DC Poster Portfolio DCeased TP, $24.99 Detective Comics #1029 (Cover A Kenneth Rocafort), $3.99 Detective Comics #1029 (Cover B Lee Bermejo Card Stock Variant), AR Flash #764 (Cover A Bernard Chang), $3.99 Flash #764 (Cover B In-Hyuk Lee), AR House Of Whispers Volume 3 Watching The Watchers TP, $19.99 John Constantine Hellblazer #11, $3.99 Justice League Dark #27 (Cover A Yanick Paquette), $3.99 Justice League Dark #27 (Cover B Kael Ngu), AR Last God Songs Of Lost Children #1, $4.99 Legion Of Super-Heroes #10 (Cover A Ryan Sook), $3.99 Legion Of Super-Heroes #10 (Cover B Darko Lafuente), AR Red Hood Outlaw #50 (Cover A Dexter Soy), $5.99 Red Hood Outlaw #50 (Cover B Philip Tan), AR Shazam The Deluxe Edition HC, $34.99 Suicide Squad #10 (Cover A Bruno Redondo), $3.99 Suicide Squad #10 (Cover B Travis Moore), AR Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen Who Killed Jimmy Olsen? TP, $29.99 Wonder Woman #765 (Cover A David Marquez), $4.99 Wonder Woman #765 (Cover B Joshua Middleton Card Stock Variant), AR

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HEAVY METAL MAGAZINE Iron Maiden Legacy Of The Beast Volume 2 Night City #5 (Cover A Thomas Fleming), $3.99 Iron Maiden Legacy Of The Beast Volume 2 Night City #5 (Cover B Incendium), $3.99 Iron Maiden Legacy Of The Beast Volume 2 Night City #5 (Cover C Nick Kremenek), $3.99

IDW PUBLISHING Batman The Animated Series Arkham Asylum Game, $59.99 Batman The Animated Series Shadow Of The Bat Game, $124.99 Canto II The Hollow Men #3 (Of 5)(Cover A Drew Zucker), $3.99 Canto II The Hollow Men #3 (Of 5)(Cover B Natasha Alterici), AR Crow Lethe #1 (Peach Momoko 2nd Printing Variant Cover), $3.99 Crow Lethe #2 (Peach Momoko 2nd Printing Variant Cover), $3.99 Crow Lethe #3 (Peach Momoko 2nd Printing Variant Cover), $3.99 Dragon Ball Z The Board Game Saga, $49.99 Dying Is Easy HC, $19.99 G.I. Joe #9 (Cover A Chris Evenhuis), $3.99 G.I. Joe #9 (Cover B Freddie E. Williams II), $3.99 G.I. Joe #9 (Cover C Scott Drummond), AR Monkey Vs Robot The Complete Epic TP, $29.99 Redbone la Verdadera Historia de una Banda de Rock Nativa Americana HC, $19.99 Redbone The True Story Of A Native American Rock Band HC, $19.99 Star Trek Year Five #15 (Cover A Stephen Thompson), $3.99 Star Trek Year Five #15 (Cover B J.J. Lendl), AR Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Last Ronin #1 (Of 5)(Cover A Kevin Eastman & Andy Kuhn), $8.99 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Last Ronin #1 (Of 5)(Cover B Kevin Eastman), AR Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Last Ronin #1 (Of 5)(Cover C Mateus Santolouco), AR Transformers '84 Secrets And Lies #4 (Of 4)(Cover A Guido Guidi), $3.99 Transformers '84 Secrets And Lies #4 (Of 4)(Cover B Casey W. Coller), $3.99 Transformers '84 Secrets And Lies #4 (Of 4)(Cover C Nick Roche), AR Transformers Galaxies #11 (Cover A Andrew Griffith), $3.99 Transformers Galaxies #11 (Cover B Alex Milne), $3.99 Transformers Galaxies #11 (Cover C Brendan Cahill), AR

IMAGE COMICS A Man Among Ye #3, $3.99 Ascender #14, $3.99 Bliss #4 (Of 8), $3.99 Blue In Green GN, $17.99 Chu #4, $3.99 Dead Body Road Bad Blood #5 (Of 6), $3.99 Department Of Truth #2 (Cover A Martin Simmonds), $3.99 Department Of Truth #2 (Cover B Christian Ward), $3.99 Department Of Truth #2 (Cover C Francesco Francavilla), AR Department Of Truth #2 (Cover D David Romero), AR Department Of Truth #2 (Cover E Martin Simmonds), AR Exorsisters Volume 2 Kick At The Darkness TP, $16.99 Killadelphia #9 (Cover A Jason Shawn Alexander), $3.99 Killadelphia #9 (Cover B Francesco Mattina), $3.99 Lazarus Risen #5, $7.99 Nailbiter Returns #6, $3.99 Nailbiter Volume 7 Nailbiter Returns TP, $16.99 Sex Criminals #69 (Cover A Chip Zdarsky), $3.99 Sex Criminals #69 (Cover B Jamie McKelvie XXX Variant), $4.69 Sex Criminals #69 (Cover C Photo XXX Variant), $4.69 Spawn #311 (Cover A Francesco Mattina), $2.99 Spawn #311 (Cover B Todd McFarlane), $2.99 Spawn #311 (Cover C Carlo Barberi), $2.99 Tartarus #6 (Cover A Andrew Krahnke), $3.99 Tartarus #6 (Cover B Artyom Trakhanov), $3.99 That Texas Blood #5, $3.99 Undiscovered Country #9 (Cover A Giuseppe Camuncoli), $3.99 Undiscovered Country #9 (Cover B Dave Johnson), $3.99

MAD CAVE STUDIOS Dry Foot #1 (Of 4)(Miguel Angel Zapata 2nd Printing Variant Cover), $3.99 Savage Bastards TP, $14.99 Stargazer #1 (Of 6)(Antonio Fuso 2nd Printing Variant Cover), $3.99

MARVEL COMICS Amazing Spider-Man #51 (Cover A Patrick Gleason), $3.99 Amazing Spider-Man #51 (Cover B In-Hyuk Lee), AR Black Widow Widow's Sting #1 (Cover A Emanuela Lupacchino), $3.99 Black Widow Widow's Sting #1 (Cover B Toni Infante), AR Black Widow Widow's Sting #1 (Cover C Stefano Caselli MCU Variant), $3.99 Daredevil The Man Without Fear Marvel Select HC, $24.99 Dawn Of X Volume 9 TP, $17.99 Doctor Doom #8 (Cover A Salvador Larroca), $3.99 Empyre TP, $39.99 Fantastic Four Antithesis #2 (Of 4)(Neal Adams 2nd Printing Variant Cover), $4.99 Fantastic Four Antithesis #3 (Of 4)(Cover A Neal Adams), $4.99 Fantastic Four Antithesis #3 (Of 4)(Cover B Greg Land), AR Fantastic Four Antithesis #3 (Of 4)(Cover C Alex Ross Medusa Timeless Virgin Variant), AR Fantastic Four Antithesis #3 (Of 4)(Cover D Alex Ross Medusa Timeless Virgin Sketch Variant), AR Fantastic Four Epic Collection Volume 6 At War With Atlantis TP, $39.99 Immortal Hulk #39 (Cover A Alex Ross), $3.99 Immortal Hulk #39 (Cover B Joe Bennett Spoiler Variant), AR Incredible Hulk By Peter David Omnibus Volume 2 HC (Dale Keown Anniversary Direct Market Cover), $125.00 Incredible Hulk By Peter David Omnibus Volume 2 HC (Dale Keown Hulk Vs Hulk Book Market Cover), $125.00 Infinity Gauntlet Omnibus HC (George Perez Book Market Cover)(New Printing), $125.00 Infinity Gauntlet Omnibus HC (Jim Starlin Direct Market Variant)(New Printing), $125.00 Iron Man 2020 Robot Revolution Force Works TP, $17.99 Ironheart Meant To Fly TP, $12.99 Marvel Art Of Mondo Poster Book TP, $24.99 Marvel Art Of Savage Sword Of Conan HC, $50.00 Marvel Masterworks The Defenders Volume 7 HC (Book Market Edition), $75.00 Marvel Masterworks The Defenders Volume 7 HC (Direct Market Variant Edition Volume 295), $75.00 Marvel Previews Volume 5 #5 (November 2020), $1.25 Savage Avengers #13 (Cover A Valerio Giangiordano), $3.99 Savage Avengers #13 (Cover B Boss Logic), AR Shang-Chi #2 (Of 5)(Cover A Philip Tan), $3.99 Shang-Chi #2 (Of 5)(Cover B Marcus To), AR Shang-Chi #2 (Of 5)(Cover C Alex Ross Shang-Chi Timeless Virgin Variant), AR Shang-Chi #2 (Of 5)(Cover D Alex Ross Shang-Chi Timeless Virgin Sketch Variant), AR She-Hulk By Dan Slott Omnibus HC, $100.00 Spider-Man Noir #5 (Of 5), $3.99 Star Wars Doctor Aphra #5 (Cover A Valentina Remenar), $3.99 Star Wars Doctor Aphra #5 (Cover B Terry Dodson), AR Star Wars From The Journals Of Obi-Wan Kenobi TP, $19.99 Strange Academy #4 (Cover A Humberto Ramos), $3.99 Strange Academy #4 (Cover B Valerio Schiti), AR Strange Academy #4 (Cover C Arthur Adams Character Spotlight Variant), AR Strange Academy #4 (Cover D Alex Ross Scarlet Witch Timeless Virgin Variant), AR Strange Academy #4 (Cover E Alex Ross Scarlet Witch Timeless Virgin Sketch Variant), AR True Believers Black Widow And The Thing #1, $1.00 True Believers Black Widow Yelena Belova #1, $1.00 X Of Swords Stasis #1 (Cover A Pepe Larraz), $4.99 X Of Swords Stasis #1 (Cover B Pepe Larraz Design Variant), AR X Of Swords Stasis #1 (Cover C Coax), AR X Of Swords Stasis #1 (Cover D Michael Del Mundo), AR X Of Swords Stasis #1 (Cover E Jesus Saiz), AR X Of Swords Stasis #1 (Cover F Humberto Ramos), AR

ONI PRESS Quick And Easy Guide To Consent TP, $7.99 Rick And Morty Ever After #1 (Cover A Sarah Stern), $3.99 Rick And Morty Ever After #1 (Cover B Sarah Stern), $3.99 Rick And Morty Deluxe Edition Volume 5 HC, $49.99 This Is A Flying Rat HC, $15.99

SCOUT COMICS Grit #2 (Te'Shawn Dwyer 2nd Printing Variant Cover), $3.99 It Eats What Feeds It #3, $3.99

TITAN COMICS Adler #5 (Cover A Gary Erskine), $3.99 Adler #5 (Cover B Paul McCaffrey), $3.99 Adler #5 (Cover C Victorian Homage Variant), $3.99

ZENESCOPE ENTERTAINMENT Van Helsing Vs The League Monsters #6 (Cover A Igor Vitorino), $5.99 Van Helsing Vs The League Monsters #6 (Cover B Igor Vitorino), $5.99 Van Helsing Vs The League Monsters #6 (Cover C Michael DiPascale), $5.99 Van Helsing Vs The League Monsters #6 (Cover D Derlis Santacruz), $5.99

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