#open the vent

[stayqueer]

hey Not So Friendly Reminder that trans men are still Men even when it's not convenient or cute for cis women

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[sncwbaz]

so, watched ep 1 of the atla live action and uhm, imagine not wanting one of your main characters to depict sexism because you believe it doesn’t read well in Current Times, so instead you double down on the character’s obsession towards leadership in order to give him that extra edge. but in order to make that work u have to make his sister quietly obedient instead of an outspoken leading presence that has the potential to overshadow him. because silencing a female character in order to write out a male character’s story arc of unlearning sexism is obviously a better and less sexist outcome.

[crabsnpersimmons]

"Your heart was in the right place. Don't blame your earnestness and efforts for their lack of understanding—the right people will appreciate your heart."

EDIT: i mention this in the tags already, but please don't copy my vent tags in your reblogs. thanks for understanding.

[greenlaut]

anatomy of an assassin

[sunlit-mess]

consumed by the inevitable

[canneddolts]

BEHOLD

[bleakbluejay]

nobody hates star wars like people who love star wars, i swear on it

like... you can see all the passion and potential that all of it has, and have to look with horror as all that potential is set on fire time after time

it could really be a perfect universe with perfect series... but that's not what we get. and it hurts and it's infuriating.

[teaboot]

Theoretically I enjoy living with people but unfortunately when you tell people you're a neuroatypical raccoon with twelve ongoing hobbies, completely random work hours, and a series of admittedly unusual lifelong compulsions they tend to hear that and go "oh haha you're trying to be Quirky okay" and then save their ten million questions and concerns for when you can't run away

[https-florian]

Bro I neeeed a partner that’s messed up like me, like fym you don’t want to fast together and carve our initials in each others thigh?? Brb gonna cry because the people who have been interested/ dated me were all normal and would probably call the police on me if I asked if we could sh together 💀 WHY MUST PEOPLE BE KIND I need someone to hurt me and hurt with me 😭 anyway hmu if ur like this 😻/hj also I’m gonna die cause I was fully on track then I had cereal and ice cream after my dinner WHATS WRONG W MEEE WHY CANT I STOP BINGING 😭

[xxxamerican-psychoxxx]

I know I always make posts like this, but I need to make this one. Desperately.

I have a place to go. I need $2.5k by April. I am in desperate need. My commissions are now 50% off until the end of the year. If you don't want to commission and just wanna help out a little, please do! Here's my PayPal, My Venmo, and my CashApp right below.

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If you want to use Zelle, that's also acceptable, just DM me and I'll share my Zelle with you.

Please help me out of my abusive parents house. I can't do another year of this.

[stayqueer]

thinking about the company that made plushies of the coronavirus during the peak of the pandemic while thousands of people were dying.... capitalism is smth else.

[inkly-heart]

please don’t be sad little sprout, you are loved 🌱 🖤

🌱

[pianokantzart]

I feel like Daisy would be the type to call Luigi a "sopping wet kitten", if not to his face- which would be hilarious because how would he even respond to that?- then definitely when venting to Peach about her big stupid feelings for him. I also think Peach and Daisy would vent to each other a lot; a pair that has no experience with humans, attempting to court the two most oblivious and silly brothers in the world.

She doesn't know what "it" is but apparently she has it.

[danidarkarts]

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[fitpacs]

also just a quick note from me

i’ve seen people making posts about stepping back from the community or leaving completely, due to the rocky last few weeks, and i just want to say that i support you 100%!

i’m proud of you for putting yourself first and detaching (whether temporarily or permanently) from what no longer makes you happy, just as the admins have! i - and many many others - support your decision like we support those of the admins.

should you wish to return to the community in the future, we’ll be here to welcome you back with open arms, and if you don’t return - we wish you the best and we’re grateful for your contributions and the time spent here!

and if you are still in the community and still worried about what’s going on - that is absolutely valid! fear of the unknown is perfectly natural, and we’re all here to support each other. however you’re feeling is perfectly valid.

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