#one life modded smp

[probably-incorrect-onelife]

Lauren: I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water…

[About fifteen minutes later…]

Lauren: My cereal is loud and its demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and Heaven so thoughtlessly.

Scott: …How does it taste?

Lauren: Bad.

Lizzie: The fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO² and H²O over time. And carbonic acid is— as an acid— sour.

Lizzie: By adding milk to sour water, you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great.

Lauren: I have mastered the potion of Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[zhukzucraft]

Soulmate: Take ~ 5 hearts of damage

[WARNING: EXTRA FLASHY GIFS IN THIS UPDATE]

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Start Over -- Go Back

One pairing: discovered. 9 more to go.

There will be a second update in a moment btw!

[poorlydrawnhermitcraft]

speaking of sulking etho can we get bdubs description of him in the corner blocked off with cobble sitting alone in the dark with his head down . pls ty <3

[ldshadowlady-fanblog]

Haiiii!! x3

welcome to the LDshadowlady fanblog!!

this is run by a minor so please no weird or suggestive asks. any and all will be blocked, if you have to think about it, it's probably not a good idea to send it. Please tag me in any and all ldshadowlady fanart you see!! /nf always welcome for moots but this is a side blog so i can't follow you back or like ur posts :(

you can call me mars!! i go by all pronouns but prefer they/them, any are all good though!! take care of urselves, drink water, eat food and hug ur friends <3

[traffic-smp-headcannons]

i may sound crazy for this but. skizz-lizzie siblings. no, jimmy and lizzie aren't siblings (not by blood at least), jimmy is pearl and grian's brother. but... ANYWAYS. I don't know where this idea came from but imo they're a very underrated duo so... ya :3

Ender/Fae genetics, Skizz got more of the first half of that and Lizz(ie) got more of the second. (And then Skizz died and came back able to shapeshift just like his sister could already do, but that's besides the point)

and of course if we play into one of my very favorite headcanons. imagine. the both of them growing up in the Seelie court (their land was much kinder to mortals, given that their ruler had fallen in love with one). skizz never quite fitting with the magical aspects, never understanding the thrill everyone else seemed to get from the Hunt. never quite perfecting the laws they have to abide by. meanwhile lizzie shaping up to be the perfect next ruler of the court, and yet still finding time for her little brother. helping him realize things about himself (*winks in transmasc*) even though she doesn't quite understand it (after all, the faeries are magical creatures, borne of it, exactly how they want to be in every way).

then one day skizz makes a friend on the edge of the forest's border! a mortal, half-demon and half-rock giant, who tries to kill him at first sight (before realizing that wait, nope, that's one of the fae, BAD IDEA). They get over it and become Besties. and skizz gives up some of that immortality, that magic, in order to well and truly live. mortality sounds fun! Lizzie, of course, sends him off with a smile and a reminder of her love in the form of some (non-magic-imbued) pastries. Skizz comes back two weeks later with some new friends in tow, stays a few days, leaves, comes back again. It continues.

And then one day, he brings another friend with him: a human, some kind of mage, with a streak of green in his hair. and gods, if lizzie isn't (internally) struck dumb at the sight of him!

At least she's subtle, though. The cute human is so obvious, turning into a blushing mess whenever he tries to talk to her, and honestly it's a little embarrassing at this point!

...doesn't change the fact that, a few years later, skizz comes back to the court for a very special occasion. Seems this lineage has a bad habit of falling for mortals, one way or another!

-mod enen

[changingcausesum1mightwanttheurl]

Grian only agreed to stay in the desert in 3l because he love eating sand

i mean who else is gonna eat sand now

[allay-uxini]

My drabble for the @mcyt-drabble-exchange (fic under the cut if you don't want to go to AO3)

This gift is for @i-got-hit-by-a-planet! Based on the prompt: Mounders finding each other in Hermitcraft after secret life

Can be read as romantic or platonic

I hope you enjoy:

For so long Joel hadn’t known what it meant to hold someone, laugh with someone, be happy for someone, to cherish every fraction of a second spent with them like it’s his own lifeline, to love-

Love

The mounders taught him how to love

He shouldn’t be here, situated in Pearl’s lap, with Bdubs’s head crooned into his neck and Mumbo’s fingers intertwined with his

But he was given a second chance

A new server

A new life

With them

There’s no secret tasks, no towers, no anvils, no tnt cannons, no failed crossbow shot 

Just him and his mounders

[freakinator]

ik its just how language goes but the way they talk about the server makes it seem like its actually alive lol

[pickastitch]

being a mcyt is fun because yeah, this life series just ended, but this life series was just announced. also, there is a stand-alone life smp with just one season that ended a while back. yeah, they are totally different series with death being a main theme in all three

[jestroer]

I want to play on whatever New Life SMP modpack is so bad it's so fucking sexy

[probably-incorrect-onelife]

Joel: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?

Scott: Stay woke, monsterfuckers, your love is out there!!!!!

Joel: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

[zhukzucraft]

=> Pearl: Keep Your Friends Safe

You've been standing in front of this portal, fighting with yourself for what feels like months, but in reality must've been only a minute.

But no longer.

The past is the past. You can only move forward. You four will stick together, for better or for worse.

=> Martyn: Continue Looking at the Chat

Start Over -- Go Back

[mcytimagedescribed]

[ID: Various Tumblr posts with Wild Life SMP characters edited on, implying that the characters wrote the posts.

image 1: Originally posted by @/nothingstudios.

Tango (fly 1): Hey everybody should we all show up spontaneously in this guy's (Gem and Joel's) house Etho (fly 2): yes Scar (fly 3): yes Bdubs (fly 4): yes Jimmy (fly 5): yes Lizzie (fly 6): yes Pearl (fly 7): yes FLY 8 (Impulse) and 234 MORE (the rest of Wild Life) are typing…

image 2: Originally posted by @/lesbiacebian.

Creaking!BigB and Scott: let me change into something more comfortable turns into a beast (a Creaking and a chicken)

image 3: Originally posted by @/c3rvida3.

Grian: It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

image 4: Originally posted by @/jbt7493.

Joel: "Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves". what a stupid fucking quote. I'm killing way more than two people idiot

image 5: Originally posted by @/sylwerwulf-txt.

Mumbo: whatever explodes like a whale carcass

image 6: Originally posted by @/charlottan.

Bdubs: you wouldnt last 15 seconds inside tje mind of a sleepygirl

image 7: Originally posted by @/rollercoasterwords.

Scott: i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

image 8: Originally posted by @/sygol.

Martyn: lets out a single pitious whimper but doesn't elaborate

image 9: Originally posted by @/boyflesher.

zombie!Skizz and zombie!Mumbo: death will not do us part you stupid cunt (Grian)

image 10: Originally posted by @/welcometogrouchland.

Joel: YOU'RE desperately trying to escape the narrative, I've engaged with it on a structural level and am beginning to make it my home. I'm recarpeting the narrative as we speak

End ID.]

so... wild life, huh?

[crystaleevee4]

i am going to start a collection

if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me

update: this one thanks to @iputmcytsintohydraulicpress (great url, by the way)

this one courtesy of @catamaurrr-star

So I didn’t want to separate it into two images, this was the best I could do- thanks to @blocky-tides! also art is by @/cheeryfairies

thanks @o0recipme0o

hey @igotthisaccountunderduress. less mcyt related but thanks anyways :D

heheh

found another one from my favorite game in stars and time go play it

WE'VE GOT A BIG ONE TO ADD TO THE LIST TODAY. EVERYONE SAY HI XKCD. it's my favorite guy ever... skizzleman mention!

...so anyways here's my self-promotion now that this has almost 15,000 notes and you guys sure as hell won't see it if i reblog

My AO3! Not much there right now besides OC stuff, but more to come!

Situations ask game! pleasepleaseplease send me hc/life series stuff here i need enrichment (some of these are shorter, but i can promise you i will deliver!)

@traffic-smp-headcannons! me and mod tides like seeing your ideas :)

(of note: i also take art requests, but only traditional)

[traffic-smp-headcannons]

everyone’s outfit changes slightly after every season, something new added to represent their time in that season. Etho and Joel have matching boat rings from DL, Martyn’s hair has a greenish tint from the salt water in LimL, and Mumbo still keeps his spyglass on him from LL just in case.

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[royalarchivist]

Tubbo just did a Q&A for his newly announced Realm SMP!

Here are some key takeaways and highlights from it:

Tubbo emphasized that the "team" behind Realm is just himself and Tangofrags. It's a chill server so friends have a sandbox to tell stories, do lore, and have fun.

Tubbo: "I just wanna have fun with my friends, dude. I'm not trying to be the big 'bringing communities together guy'. I just wanna play with my friends. That's a lot of pressure." (57m 12s into stream)

These are the initial 25 players, but he plans to add more people in the future, and he already has 5 people in mind to add for the next event.

There is NO mod pack! Realm SMP is vanilla, it's just custom texture packs and plugins.

There are no set DND classes, but people can use their skill points to unlock certain things on skill trees and build their own classes. Realm SMP won't be 100% accurate to DND.

Tubbo hopes to have an event every week, but he reminds people to "manage their expectations" because he's only one guy – he can't do events like Purgatory because he doesn't have a massive team like Quackity had for that.

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He has a 6 month timeframe in mind, but if the server fizzles out in a month, then it fizzles out in a month. Realm SMP will last as long as people play it!

There's no plans for an in-game translator because it's expensive and also Tubbo "doesn't want to step on Quackity's toes" :(

Lore is dependent on what the people on the server do, he likes more freestyle flowing RP.

There IS a life system! Players have 3 lives, but it's only "semi-hardcore" because other players can craft an item to bring people back at 1 life. When a player dies, their stats are set to 0 and they go into spectator-mode. When they're revived, they are brought back at 1 life with all their stats back.

The Nether IS enabled, but the End isn't enabled yet because Tubbo wants to make a cool custom boss fight.

There's no big team behind the server, it's just Tubbo and Tango helping him with some things he might not understand (however, he has a team he wants to use for the New Year Event he has in mind). He may look into getting some admins to help enforce rules.

Tubbo says he's happy to do anything himself, but if people really want to be an admin, it'd be voluntary like a Twitch mod kind of deal. (He already has a team of people he goes to for admin stuff, it wouldn't be random people being admins). However, he says if his merch does well, maybe he can get 1 or 2 people to help.

Tubbo says he's been overwhelmed by the amount of support it's received so far, but he's a bit nervous too.

He says the Realm SMP concept came to him in a dream.

Realm SMP will have proximity chat.

Events won’t be all PVP-based because he wants people to enjoy the events even if they aren’t a huge Minecraft player.

The only two banned items are mending books and elytra, which will be tied to future events (elytra can be won in one event).

An hour before the server launches on December 5, he'll be showing off more features.

Please note that many details will likely change / be clarified / updated by Tubbo at a later date!

Check out this post for the rest of his Q&A and more details.