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[ID: Various Tumblr posts with Wild Life SMP characters edited on, implying that the characters wrote the posts.

image 1: Originally posted by @/nothingstudios.

Tango (fly 1): Hey everybody should we all show up spontaneously in this guy's (Gem and Joel's) house Etho (fly 2): yes Scar (fly 3): yes Bdubs (fly 4): yes Jimmy (fly 5): yes Lizzie (fly 6): yes Pearl (fly 7): yes FLY 8 (Impulse) and 234 MORE (the rest of Wild Life) are typing…

image 2: Originally posted by @/lesbiacebian.

Creaking!BigB and Scott: let me change into something more comfortable turns into a beast (a Creaking and a chicken)

image 3: Originally posted by @/c3rvida3.

Grian: It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

image 4: Originally posted by @/jbt7493.

Joel: "Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves". what a stupid fucking quote. I'm killing way more than two people idiot

image 5: Originally posted by @/sylwerwulf-txt.

Mumbo: whatever explodes like a whale carcass

image 6: Originally posted by @/charlottan.

Bdubs: you wouldnt last 15 seconds inside tje mind of a sleepygirl

image 7: Originally posted by @/rollercoasterwords.

Scott: i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

image 8: Originally posted by @/sygol.

Martyn: lets out a single pitious whimper but doesn't elaborate

image 9: Originally posted by @/boyflesher.

zombie!Skizz and zombie!Mumbo: death will not do us part you stupid cunt (Grian)

image 10: Originally posted by @/welcometogrouchland.

Joel: YOU'RE desperately trying to escape the narrative, I've engaged with it on a structural level and am beginning to make it my home. I'm recarpeting the narrative as we speak

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