#on toast

[organicmatter]

tofu ‘egg’ salad best thing in the whole world

[candypaintcolors]

in my villain era (giving relationship advice on reddit)

[william-snekspeare]

Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

[iceeericeee]

god I fucking love strawberries

[bakersgrief]

Me, trying to flip a piece of toast on the griddle with my bare hand:

The sausage nearby that splattered hot grease all over the corner my delicate fingers are about to grab:

[kirbytripledeluxe]

this video plays in my head every time i do something horrible to one of my ocs

[kittybunnycoded]

happy international womens day! remember that there are palestenian women in need of feminine hygiene products! you can donate here, and the cheapest tier is 5$!

if you can't donate, reblog! doing something is better than doing nothing! remember to keep talking, keep calling and keep donating! from the river to the sea, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE!! 🇵🇸

[midnight-puppy]

Hwy is there a doctor here I'm suffering from I'm alone disease I need professional hel p

[pawsnifferpup]

honey i understand that you're in heat and you made it very clear that you wanted "cock for breakfast" but the best i can do right now is french toast, i'm sorry

[mcparkdraws]

Sanji is the early riser, and Zoro is the type to drag him back to bed.

[captainmera]

Well, it's his own fault for making humans' ideas about witches sound so much fun.

[nooooough]

I saw a weird meme in a dream I had recently, so I had to recreate it

[robotclownindulgence]

I'm feeling kinda mean atm so i'm just gonna say it

This kind of boring-ass squeaky-clean "safe" artstyle is the worst trend in western animation of the last decade and the sooner it dies out the better

[leggy-fish]

thinking about egg

[chloesimaginationthings]

The real reason Michael has a British accent in FNAF…

[cymk8]

she would burn so fast and we know this