#pyro tf2

[jessebutchman]

you drove me to it

[junos-jrabbles]

How would baking with the mercs go?

Authors note sorry it's all short and possibly unreadable I might do some more of the fellas another time :) I'm am so cold and eepy

Pyro, Sniper, and Scout :)

Pyro

Spectacularly, believe me, it’d go so well, definitely no burning around here! No sir!

Jokes aside, it’d go pretty well!

You guys would bake some cupcakes, maybe some sugar cookies, as they’d probably love all things sweet in the kitchen, and you’d both be covered in flour, eggs, sugar, and god knows what in no time.

You’d get walked in on while jousting with rolling pins, and have to try and make it seem like you were being normal. Impossible.

Pyro would be sat, cross legged on the floor in front of the oven, watching the baked goods through the window.

Only some of the confectionaries would come out burnt, mostly due to you two getting distracted flipping through the recipe book and gawking at all the pretty treats.

You'd point like an excited ape at a towering cake, and Pyro would excitedly drum their hands on the paper and teeter on their heels, squeaking out muffled, joyous sounds under the mask as the cycle continued.

You guys would FEAST on your delicacies in Pyro's room, and have a little picnic/tea party with some old cartoons in the background :)

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Sniper

It’d be a pretty peaceful activity, I’d imagine, an hour or so spent kneading, rolling and cutting pre bought cookie dough before you set it in the oven for as long as it says on the tin while you go spoon in his bed.

He probably wouldn’t have the ingredients for baking (or much fancy cooking) in the camper, and when you guys snuck into the base’s pantry, Lieutenant Bites was paws shoulders deep in the sugar, so.

The cookies would come out pretty perfectly, a little misshapen, (Sniper definitely tried to turn one into a heart, or an animal of some sort, and it came out as a funny blob) but really good!

He'd make sure you were both there ready the second they started turning a yummy golden brown around the edges.

He'd pull out the tray trying not to laugh, “Promise you won't laugh… the dog's gone blobby—” And almost drop everything.

You guys would cook up a batch, put half in a nice big baggy and eat the other half with him on the sofa with a board game in progress on the coffee table in front of you.

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Scout

He's throwing the eggs between his hands like that one cooking mama mini game, and is NARROWLY avoiding splattering them absolutely fucking EVERYWHERE.

He'd absolutely go try and steal one from Archimedes if he dropped one

There's a crumpled sheet of paper with his ma's Boston cream pie recipe on the counter, and flour covering every single surface.

“Look, I don't know what’cha mean by ‘It won't work’— Are you sayin’ my ma ain't a world star chef? Nuh— Nuh-uh, I ain't listenin!”

He's asking you to make it tiered like a wedding cake, and he's adamant that not only is it possible, but that you definitely know how to do it.

He's got his fingers in his ears when you try telling him you don't think you can do that, and only starts listening again when you offer him the whisk to lick when you're done stirring the base cake mix.

The cake comes out okay, you manage to get just about everything put together, though, you guys definitely ate a bit too much of the cream while you were waiting, and only had a small layer to put in by the end.

It's yummy, at least! And when anyone comes into the kitchen wondering why it smells vaguely like burning and moreso like cake, you two link up like a defensive wall in front of it, looking around very inconspicuously, of course.

“What cake? Where? Someone's got cake?” Sloooowly hiding it behind your backs.

[jupejumble]

the humble pyro

[pyrotation]

lotta feelins

[heartof-kings]

been having a good time playing tf2 lately. i was pyro all day 2day

image one description: a doodle of pyro from team fortress 2 with a red bow and red blush

image two description: a comic doodle of sniper and pyro from team fortress 2. sniper first says "blah blah i'm sniper." looking at pyro, he says "easy shot." pyro suddenly looks sniper dead in the eyes, red dot on their forehead. sniper says "what the fuck?" and crits pyro, calling the interaction "freaky"

[daily-pyro-tf2]

can i give spoinkly a pat on the head ... really really gently

:3

Spoinkly LOVES pats

+ I'm making this the extra apology drawing for not posting yesterday! I'm also sorry for not answering this earlier @feppepurin

I hope you like it :]

[neonghozt]

Pyto :P

[anchor7272]

can i see your interpretation of pyro without the mask/suit?

Thanks for asking! I have several headcanons, some of them are unserious for example cockatiel bird or an anteater and some of them are more realistic for him imo, like some strange chthonic thing or an ordinary but traumatized person. Anyways i love pyro🤲🤲🤲

Requests are always open btw (doing mostly tf2 ones)

[strawberries-of-red]

*stand in a corner quietly*

- @bluberry-spy

*Pyro looked at Berry after being distracted by the cartoon he was watching on the television (behind the screen).*

Pyro: "Mmph!" (Hi!)

*They waved in an excited manner towards the spy.*

[timswornoutcape]

I've been thinking about making an 18+ tf2 server (not necessarily nsfw, just want people my age) but I'm not sure if there's an audience for it? I dunno, if you're interested dm me? :') I'd be more than happy to do canon + ocs

[coffinwoodx]

fixed it

[bunshr00m]

we as a fandom need to talk about the sandvich saga more like what do you mean the cast got bored and created this whole series where medic hallucinates that he is dying in the desert and they throw bread crusts at each other and spy has a crisis because he wishes he was a ballet dancer

i love you tf2 cast

[oblique-lane]

Overflow

[wizardlymilf]

i dont remember making this one

[feralrabidcrow]

Yeah I dunno. Spare pixels ma'am

[lenny-link]

TF2 x Steven Universe ⭐️

guess who’s bacc with another crossover au that nobody asked for 😎

pls dont ask me about lore/story/drawing fusions i have no idea i just wanted to draw the mercs as gems lol

but id love to hear ur ideas!

edit: if you ever wanna draw about this go ahead! just tag me :)

edit2: Fusions !

edit3: Lore !