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Ideas for Scream Reverse AU because I love reversal AUs
- Characters would still have a similar personality to their OGs, but like, changed to fit their new role in the story better if you know what I’m saying. But I don’t wanna completely change the character’s personalities just cuz the roles are swapped
- Tatum and Sidney are the killers (Finally, 2 sapphic ghostfaces. I love evil women)
- Dumbass cops didn’t check if Tatum new how to hunt lmaooo
- Billy is the final boy (good for him)
- RIP to Stu but he’d die a little differently than OG Tatum cuz that boy ain’t fitting in the doggie door
- Also means Nancy + Maureen swap and Hank + Neil swap
- Maureen is a killer in Scream 2 (maybe that means Derek is the other killer with him being swapped with Mickey? Also implies final boy!Billy dates Mickey?????? goes hard tbh)
- Reporter Dewey and cop Gale???
- Dewey when he finds out tate and sid did it would be would be conflicted and heartbroken though
- Casey and Steve swap roles too cuz boys need to have a call from ghostface too okay
- Literally no idea how randy fits into all this tbh who do I reverse him with??? Is he just the same guy? (Could possibly swap with Hallie or something but I ain’t no scientist or whatever at this shit)
Anyways that’s all for now
Yo I’m loving this tbh
I need sapphic Ghostface more than I need air to breathe
Tatum is getting away with this just because Dewey vouches for her (HUNTING TATUM??STEP ON ME)
I love final boy Billy, was literally just talking to @pinhead-cenobite abt how there aren’t enough final boys and I specifically love the concept of a final boy who also would have killed everyone and just didn’t happen to be doing that in this case
Lmao Stu’s head hanging out the doggy door while his feet still touch the ground like ??? Still needs to be a gimmick death tho (because tropes)
For a second I thought you meant Neil and Hank were hooking up and I was like ok yeah go off old man yaoi
FINAL BOY BILLY X MICKEY HELL YES. Oh my god what an unhinged relationship 🤣
I love himbo Steve trivia death game 👌🏻boys DO need a call from Ghostface
Lmao I think Randy is just Randy but does that imply he’s into Billy ? Because that feels deranged
Great work as usual 10/10
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house is having another vicodin induced hallucination.. it’s all.. wilson ?!?!?@:@&4@_]
he’s going crazy (i would too)
og under the cut!
#house md#james wilson#hilson#gregory house#house md fanart#my art#hilson meme redraw#hilson fanart#house fanart#gregory house fanart#meme redraw#sonic and amy#hilson canon real true always#hilson bites#yaoi#yaoi fanart#old man yaoi
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the patient needs yaoi to live
#gregory house yaoi paddle#house md#more mouse bites#hate crimes md#gregory house#old man yaoi#yaoi paddle
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turn them into kitties,,,,,,,, that is all.
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF HALLOWEEN MONTH!!!!!!!
#Was very fun to translate animal expressions into human! Also perspective hmmmmmmm#Tf2#tf2 whole team#tf2 fanart#pyro tf2#scout tf2#soldier tf2#demoman tf2#heavy tf2#engineer tf2#spy tf2#sniper tf2#medic tf2#merasmus tf2#soldier is biting him because he’s trying to turn him into an American like a vampire#Anyway I think I’ve peaked artistically this is the best thing I will ever make#Second to the old man yaoi post that is sitting at 15k notes because you all are insane#daffys drawings
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me, looking at the most toxic, awful, horrendously unhealthy fictional relationship in the world: why can't i have what they have? :(
#remind me of how easily you could kill me then say i won't die until you let me#you insult me and I'll insult you and we'll both know each other so unfathomably well that every word is a finely tuned blade#we'll kiss and you'll draw blood and I'll think of you every time i feel the bite mark#in every universe we find each other and we hate each other and we want each other more than we can say through words#tell the world i'm yours while i glower with reverent loathing#every conversation we have is poison#we twist and distort each other until there's nothing left but two shattered halves of a one way mirror#I'll hold you tightly like you're the only thing that matters#we'll slowly settle into a sort of rancid dependent domesticity#and set out to ruin each other until even those jagged shards turn to dust#(apologies reader of these tags#the “you” i'm referencing isn't referring to you personally#or you generally#i'm just cooking up more motivation to write sdhdjshdj)#(oh! also- please note the use of FICTIONAL#this is all just imagination loll)#why yes this is about#toxic old man yaoi#however did u guess#also just general#toxic yaoi#toxic yuri#but ykkkk#I watched one too many animatics#billford#hahahaaa who said thatttt not meeee hahaaaa#they ruined me#oh also-#pureshadow
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ancient chinese court au. spock is still vulcan (how? idk. you tell me loll)
they are a period drama in my heart 😔🩵💙💛
#sorry for the unhinged gay mishmash of historical legends stories and tropes im insane#good morning to the one person who cares about this au (ME) and will always care about this au (ME)#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#star trek fanart#spirk#spirk fanart#mcspirk#mcspirk fanart#mckirk#mckirk fanart#spones#spones fanart#leonard mccoy#leonard bones mccoy#spock#jim kirk#bones mccoy#tos#also these are from MAY. may. it's AUGUST.... just finished coloring them (i have a backlog and also adhd)#ive been sort of insanely busy and i want to bite things honestly i should get to mske a living drawing old man yaoi#dust trek aus
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Hilson ran so Poolverine could walk
#Deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#House#House MD#hilson#hatecrimes md#Mouse bites#Old man yaoi
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In a video to a fan Lee Majdoub, a.k.a Agent Stone, shared his appreciat...
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LEE MAJDOUB YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND ❤❤❤
#STOBOTNIK NATION WINS#old man yaoi coming out of this mans mouth made me lose it i tell you#guys im tattoing this video on my forehead brb#i know this video is a few weeks old now but i just found and IM LOSING ITTTTT#BITING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE AUHGFHDH#stobotnik#sonic 3#lee majdoub#<- LEGEND
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Yeah sure, the New Year’s party I was invited to could’ve been fun. but choosing to stay home, get stoned, and start House MD may be the best decision I’ve made in a hot minute
#I’ve got jalapeño poppers and crab rangoons on deck#old man Yaoi and medical malpractice#cw: drugs#I’m sure my antisocial tendencies won’t come back to bite me in the ass
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Kid billy and stu hcs (omyb ❤️)
- Stu the type of kid to draw on his face and skin a lot and he’d come home looking like a human canvas. Also probably tried eating a crayon at least once because they look yummy
- billy had a tooth gap top front and centre
- stu had an underbite (projecting cuz I had an underbite and have had to go through orthodontic hell most my life, but I don’t think stu would of had it as bad as me. also dog moment ✌️)
- whenever billy got in trouble in school Nancy was 100% one of those moms that stood by her kid no matter what he did
- Billy would encourage Stu to do stupid shit that got him in trouble but stu would never snitch on billy for his involvement, also he probably just wanted to do it anyway
- Billy was kinda afraid/grossed out by bugs but Stu would be like, collecting them in the school yard. When Stu sees Billy’s disliking of bugs Stu would try to squish them if Billy was ever freaked out by one
YES OMYB. WHAT A MEAL.
I also have the hc of Stu turning himself into a human canvas. Also bc he would have that white blonde hair that blonde ppl have when they're young he was def colouring his hair with markers too. He's def eating crayons. And glue.
GAP TOOTH BILLY HELP. I didn't know I needed this but wow I NEEDED THIS. PRECIOUS. BABY.
Especially accepting underbite Stu bc it means he and Billy probably would have had braces/headgear at the same time. Also I've just decided that Randy was born with basically perfect teeth and never had to have braces. Billy hates him for this.
But also oof poor lil autistic Billy at the orthodontist. Hell if you're undiagnosed and all the adults in your life treat you like your meltdowns are tantrums
Nancy would be showing up at the school like "did you personally witness my son pushing that kid off the swings? No? The I don't see how you could possibly know that kid isn't lying. Billy is a gentle, sweet boy, how dare you."
Absolutely Billy would be the devil on Stu's shoulder, and Stu does not have an angel over the other shoulder so they're just trouble. Definitely being forced not to sit together in class.
Wahhh Stu squishing bugs for him is so cute stooooooppppp
In conclusion, YES. I need to come up with something so I can write them as kids!
#stuilly#but smol#billy loomis#stu macher#scream headcanons#debaser fanfic#old man yaoi bite anon#ask
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NIKOLAI IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKK
#YES YES YES THIS IS ALL I WANTED#IDC ABT ANYYTHING ELSE. FOR NOW#bro I'm still half asleep i literally nudged myself awake with the excitement to watch the teaser#i was literally thinking. ''what if nikolai is there''. AND HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#idk if i managed to process anything beyond him and the old man yaoi ngl#also sskk bite may be more violent but still looks homoerotic at least
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So im slow. And just finished Bsd season 5. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE FUCKING ENDING?? THAT MADE NO SENSE UNLESS IM A DUMBASS??
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sighs dreamily
#ocs#my ocs#oc art#old man yaoi#first one is trans too#uugghh i love them#original character art#original characters#original character#original art#my artwork#my art#biting my arm rn#oc: blair villin#oc: shane fox
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#need to be asleep bc gotta be up for work tomorrow but. rotating Them in my mind too loudly#yet another Blue & Green pairing to add to my collection 😂#Blue & Red??? never heard of her. we only know Blue & Green in this household dhdjsbdbhx#except for. That One. unfortunately that pairing is one very glaring exception to the rule xD#ANYWAYS I digress from my initial point of needing to be sleeping but instead cursed with visions of old man yaoi#biting them biting them kneading them into the most exquisite of biscuits etc.#okay sleepytime gn lol#shut up Wisp
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Day 8: Alt. Prompt - “I love you”
Angst, past trauma, identity issues, crying, implied romantic/sexual relationship, implied past noncon [not between the presented characters], referenced scars
[Follows Retire]
He tensed under Jackson, the older man still tracing shapes across East’s bared chest where they lay in bed. It was still early, rain pattering outside their apartment window and the sleepy London streets below were yet to fill with the morning rush.
East let the memory pass - cruel hands and voices drenched in ecstasy telling him the same thing as he bled and bruised for them. His breathing stuttered, but Jackson kissed his shoulder.
A reminder of worse times. A reassurance those times had passed.
“No you don’t.” East whispered in reply, voice husky with sleep. Jackson shifted, lifting his head from his partner’s shoulder to fix him in those steely gray eyes.
“What did you say, love?”
“You don’t love me.”
“I don’t think you get to tell me how I feel about you.” Jackson rolled his eyes as his crows feet pinched with a smile. “I love you.”
There it came again, a tide of phantom hands and hazy pain and the taste of another man’s cigarette. East rolled over, his back to Jackson as his partner sat up in surprise.
“Love, what’s wrong?” The hand that pressed gently against the faded scars across his back was real. East grounded himself to the touch, a single point of heat and life against his scarred skin.
“You don’t love me. You love East.” Jackson couldn’t love who he had been Before. What he had been Before. But the patient hand on his back was soft, rubbing small circles over the ridges of healed scars.
“I love East. And whoever survived long enough for me to meet him. And whoever stays behind if he ever leaves.” Jackson’s breath was warm, curling in East’s ear before he planted a kiss on his throat. East could hardly feel it, the old burns too deep and the scar tissue too thick.
“You shouldn’t.” His voice was small, broken and begging as though Jackson would break him. Perhaps he would. Perhaps he already had.
“I don’t take orders from you, love.” Jackson’s arm wrapped over East’s side, draped across his broad chest, voice teasing. But now, his voice grew soft, sincere and open. “Do you want me to leave? I will - but you need to tell me, if that’s what you want.”
“Stay.” East whispered, feeling hot tears well in his half open eyes. He didn’t deserve Jackson. Jackson didn’t deserve him. But he was a selfish monster, so he took what he was given, and would hold tight to it as long as he could.
[Before Renovations]
(Part of my Freelancers: Boy Meets World series)
#whump#angst#past trauma#identity issues#implied romance#implied past noncon#scars#febuwhump#febuwhump2024#febuwhumpday8#woe. old man yaoi be upon ye. (wolf's like. mid40s so hes not that old. Jackson's the foxy senior citizen here. you love to see it)#i've been writing abt wolf's canon escape from the project lately like *biting drywall* you don't understand the bond he has with Jackson#ngl i could have sworn today was the 9th. it's been a long week ough.
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