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sharpth1ng · 2 years ago
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Ideas for Scream Reverse AU because I love reversal AUs
- Characters would still have a similar personality to their OGs, but like, changed to fit their new role in the story better if you know what I’m saying. But I don’t wanna completely change the character’s personalities just cuz the roles are swapped
- Tatum and Sidney are the killers (Finally, 2 sapphic ghostfaces. I love evil women)
- Dumbass cops didn’t check if Tatum new how to hunt lmaooo
- Billy is the final boy (good for him)
- RIP to Stu but he’d die a little differently than OG Tatum cuz that boy ain’t fitting in the doggie door
- Also means Nancy + Maureen swap and Hank + Neil swap
- Maureen is a killer in Scream 2 (maybe that means Derek is the other killer with him being swapped with Mickey? Also implies final boy!Billy dates Mickey?????? goes hard tbh)
- Reporter Dewey and cop Gale???
- Dewey when he finds out tate and sid did it would be would be conflicted and heartbroken though
- Casey and Steve swap roles too cuz boys need to have a call from ghostface too okay
- Literally no idea how randy fits into all this tbh who do I reverse him with??? Is he just the same guy? (Could possibly swap with Hallie or something but I ain’t no scientist or whatever at this shit)
Anyways that’s all for now
Yo I’m loving this tbh
I need sapphic Ghostface more than I need air to breathe
Tatum is getting away with this just because Dewey vouches for her (HUNTING TATUM??STEP ON ME)
I love final boy Billy, was literally just talking to @pinhead-cenobite abt how there aren’t enough final boys and I specifically love the concept of a final boy who also would have killed everyone and just didn’t happen to be doing that in this case
Lmao Stu’s head hanging out the doggy door while his feet still touch the ground like ??? Still needs to be a gimmick death tho (because tropes)
For a second I thought you meant Neil and Hank were hooking up and I was like ok yeah go off old man yaoi
FINAL BOY BILLY X MICKEY HELL YES. Oh my god what an unhinged relationship 🤣
I love himbo Steve trivia death game 👌🏻boys DO need a call from Ghostface
Lmao I think Randy is just Randy but does that imply he’s into Billy ? Because that feels deranged
Great work as usual 10/10
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cherrishnoodles · 7 months ago
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house is having another vicodin induced hallucination.. it’s all.. wilson ?!?!?@:@&4@_]
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he’s going crazy (i would too)
og under the cut!
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puppybot · 1 month ago
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the patient needs yaoi to live
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ruthytwoshakes · 1 year ago
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turn them into kitties,,,,,,,, that is all.
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF HALLOWEEN MONTH!!!!!!!
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lilacthebooklover · 5 months ago
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me, looking at the most toxic, awful, horrendously unhealthy fictional relationship in the world: why can't i have what they have? :(
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dustykneed · 5 months ago
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ancient chinese court au. spock is still vulcan (how? idk. you tell me loll)
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they are a period drama in my heart 😔🩵💙💛
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pr0cyonid · 1 month ago
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Hilson ran so Poolverine could walk
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one-too-many-fandoms · 8 hours ago
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In a video to a fan Lee Majdoub, a.k.a Agent Stone, shared his appreciat...
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LEE MAJDOUB YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND ❤❤❤
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khalixvitae · 10 days ago
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Yeah sure, the New Year’s party I was invited to could’ve been fun. but choosing to stay home, get stoned, and start House MD may be the best decision I’ve made in a hot minute
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sharpth1ng · 2 years ago
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Kid billy and stu hcs (omyb ❤️)
- Stu the type of kid to draw on his face and skin a lot and he’d come home looking like a human canvas. Also probably tried eating a crayon at least once because they look yummy
- billy had a tooth gap top front and centre
- stu had an underbite (projecting cuz I had an underbite and have had to go through orthodontic hell most my life, but I don’t think stu would of had it as bad as me. also dog moment ✌️)
- whenever billy got in trouble in school Nancy was 100% one of those moms that stood by her kid no matter what he did
- Billy would encourage Stu to do stupid shit that got him in trouble but stu would never snitch on billy for his involvement, also he probably just wanted to do it anyway
- Billy was kinda afraid/grossed out by bugs but Stu would be like, collecting them in the school yard. When Stu sees Billy’s disliking of bugs Stu would try to squish them if Billy was ever freaked out by one
YES OMYB. WHAT A MEAL.
I also have the hc of Stu turning himself into a human canvas. Also bc he would have that white blonde hair that blonde ppl have when they're young he was def colouring his hair with markers too. He's def eating crayons. And glue.
GAP TOOTH BILLY HELP. I didn't know I needed this but wow I NEEDED THIS. PRECIOUS. BABY.
Especially accepting underbite Stu bc it means he and Billy probably would have had braces/headgear at the same time. Also I've just decided that Randy was born with basically perfect teeth and never had to have braces. Billy hates him for this.
But also oof poor lil autistic Billy at the orthodontist. Hell if you're undiagnosed and all the adults in your life treat you like your meltdowns are tantrums
Nancy would be showing up at the school like "did you personally witness my son pushing that kid off the swings? No? The I don't see how you could possibly know that kid isn't lying. Billy is a gentle, sweet boy, how dare you."
Absolutely Billy would be the devil on Stu's shoulder, and Stu does not have an angel over the other shoulder so they're just trouble. Definitely being forced not to sit together in class.
Wahhh Stu squishing bugs for him is so cute stooooooppppp
In conclusion, YES. I need to come up with something so I can write them as kids!
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feng-huli · 22 days ago
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daz4i · 1 year ago
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NIKOLAI IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKK
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cas-mentalynothereeee · 1 year ago
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So im slow. And just finished Bsd season 5. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE FUCKING ENDING?? THAT MADE NO SENSE UNLESS IM A DUMBASS??
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mikeyzmumu · 1 year ago
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sighs dreamily
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scrawlingskribbles · 16 days ago
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whumpacabra · 11 months ago
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Day 8: Alt. Prompt - “I love you”
Angst, past trauma, identity issues, crying, implied romantic/sexual relationship, implied past noncon [not between the presented characters], referenced scars
[Follows Retire]
He tensed under Jackson, the older man still tracing shapes across East’s bared chest where they lay in bed. It was still early, rain pattering outside their apartment window and the sleepy London streets below were yet to fill with the morning rush.
East let the memory pass - cruel hands and voices drenched in ecstasy telling him the same thing as he bled and bruised for them. His breathing stuttered, but Jackson kissed his shoulder.
A reminder of worse times. A reassurance those times had passed.
“No you don’t.” East whispered in reply, voice husky with sleep. Jackson shifted, lifting his head from his partner’s shoulder to fix him in those steely gray eyes.
“What did you say, love?”
“You don’t love me.”
“I don’t think you get to tell me how I feel about you.” Jackson rolled his eyes as his crows feet pinched with a smile. “I love you.”
There it came again, a tide of phantom hands and hazy pain and the taste of another man’s cigarette. East rolled over, his back to Jackson as his partner sat up in surprise.
“Love, what’s wrong?” The hand that pressed gently against the faded scars across his back was real. East grounded himself to the touch, a single point of heat and life against his scarred skin.
“You don’t love me. You love East.” Jackson couldn’t love who he had been Before. What he had been Before. But the patient hand on his back was soft, rubbing small circles over the ridges of healed scars.
“I love East. And whoever survived long enough for me to meet him. And whoever stays behind if he ever leaves.” Jackson’s breath was warm, curling in East’s ear before he planted a kiss on his throat. East could hardly feel it, the old burns too deep and the scar tissue too thick.
“You shouldn’t.” His voice was small, broken and begging as though Jackson would break him. Perhaps he would. Perhaps he already had.
“I don’t take orders from you, love.” Jackson’s arm wrapped over East’s side, draped across his broad chest, voice teasing. But now, his voice grew soft, sincere and open. “Do you want me to leave? I will - but you need to tell me, if that’s what you want.”
“Stay.” East whispered, feeling hot tears well in his half open eyes. He didn’t deserve Jackson. Jackson didn’t deserve him. But he was a selfish monster, so he took what he was given, and would hold tight to it as long as he could.
[Before Renovations]
(Part of my Freelancers: Boy Meets World series)
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