butchelves
I Mean Gay As In Stupid Or Bad
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butchelves · 17 hours ago
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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butchelves · 3 days ago
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can daddy be honest kitten, I don't think daddy was meant to survive through his first winter let alone be employed
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butchelves · 3 days ago
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I’m like if a river otter was born without a river
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butchelves · 5 days ago
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from what i can tell this guy got in a serious accident while tryna clean his teeth
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butchelves · 5 days ago
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go white boy goooo
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butchelves · 5 days ago
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in the Canadian Arctic straight up “not finding it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. The nornthwest pessage
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butchelves · 5 days ago
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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"
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butchelves · 5 days ago
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I’ve been playing in the same dnd campaign for the last 5 years, playing the same character from levels 1-20, AND it was my first ever campaign. AMA
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butchelves · 6 days ago
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Actually Vi’s a freak too why does Caitlyn look like her mom
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butchelves · 6 days ago
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are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me
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butchelves · 6 days ago
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Ok so I may have spoken a bit soon but he’s not BORING anymore
The most impressive thing arcane season 2 has managed to do is make me care about jayce. Not that I hated him or anything I just had no emotional investment in him or his story line. But 5 minutes into season 2 I was like “jayce ❤️☺️”
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butchelves · 6 days ago
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I hope Trump emotionally abuses Elon Musk regularly at least
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butchelves · 6 days ago
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Cait wiping Vi’s spit onto her mouth
Freak
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butchelves · 6 days ago
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Arcane spoilers under the cut
Did I know Warwick was vander? Yes. Did I still scream when he said powder? Yes
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butchelves · 6 days ago
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The most impressive thing arcane season 2 has managed to do is make me care about jayce. Not that I hated him or anything I just had no emotional investment in him or his story line. But 5 minutes into season 2 I was like “jayce ❤️☺️”
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butchelves · 6 days ago
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THATS THE CAITLYN AND MADDIE SCENE PEOPLE WERE FREAKING OUT ABOUT??? WHERE ITS JUST IMPLIED???? OH MY GOD
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butchelves · 6 days ago
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made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.
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