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you know an svu episode is gonna be fire when the cold open is a court scene

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Kendrick was STARING down that camera during his performance

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hot to go is lesbian ymca

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getting a job interview is like the poor mans grammy nomination

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idgaf if ur emo listen to doechii before i start getting violent and mean.

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The US economy genuinely might collapse within a week. lol

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i love how kendrick lamar was like i fucking hate this one dude and the rest of the industry was like fuck man we do too give this guy 5 grammys

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drake might legit kill himself now

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I present to you “gain”

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if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

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Spin this dang wheel of every 5e subclass. You are hit by a truck and end up on the Sword Coast as that class, at the level you select that subclass.

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i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

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tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite