#old hobbit memes

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

🆃🅷🅴 🅷🅾🅱🅱🅸🆃 🅼🅴🅼🅴🆂

🅻🅾🆁🅳 🅾🅵 🆃🅷🅴 🆁🅸🅽🅶🆂 🅼🅴🅼🅴🆂

🅾🅻🅳🅸🅴🆂 🅱🆄🆃 🅶🅾🅾🅳🅸🅴🆂

[smoking-old-toby]

[meteors-lotr]

Just remembered that in the canon of my au Tilda and Denethor have met. Not only that, but Tilda has called him a ‘stupid cunt bitch’, and just generally cursed him out.

So I can imagine that conversation was fun, Tilda mentioning that she’d met the previous steward of Gondor and that he’d been a cunt, and Boromir saying like “yeah that was my dad” and Tilda spitting out her water

[angelx1992]

[h0]

this is such a consistently shitty shitty shitty take like does my 10 year old little cousin who just started reading the books deserve to be spoiled of a book he hasnt read before just because he was born not only after the books were released but after the FIRST shitty pjo adaptation like what's the point we're getting here people deserve to have a story ruined if it was released more than X years ago? who decieds when X is a big enough number? there's just some very douchebag people out there it's what i learn

[transmandayoung]

Stephen King: this is Lois. I will repeatedly describe Lois, and things in her house, as hobbit-sized

King: this is Ralph. he's several inches over six feet tall

King: they're going to get married

[featheredomen]

me, trying to find literally anything on my old blog: jfc this bitch never tags anything

[nostalgiafactor08]

LOTR in a modern world headcanons? I think yes.

I did this on one of my old accounts that i ended up deleting for some reason, i don’t remember, but here. Back on my Lord Of The Rings BS, let’s gooooo. This’ll be the fellowship with everyone intact, no one is dead.

As always requests are open and let me know if you want more!

LOTR x GN! Reader, general headcanons for if you had to take care of them today, in 2023. Enjoy!

The ring most likely has no power in this dimension, so yay Frodo is free from torment!

Sam loves watching cooking, gardening and home renovation shows, and he gets very invested in the former two. You learn a lot you didn’t really need to know from his commentary

Once Pippin learns about pyjamas and fuzzy slippers he never goes back, you literally cannot get him out of them

Boromir and Aragorn, being human and coincidentally two of the most responsible members of the fellowship, are the easiest to take in public to the grocery store and such.

You can pass off the hobbits (if they cover their ears with their hair) as children, and Gimli is your friend with dwarfism.

Gandalf you can pass off as your grandfather, and Legolas looks pretty normal if you cover his ears.

Pippin is the type to bounce in his seat in the car and ask “Are we there yet?!” every 5 minutes

Frodo really likes to draw, especially when there’s so many cool places and movies to draw inspiration from.

Movie nights? No horrors. The hobbits are terrified by ‘em.

Movie nights are literally so difficult because they all have such different tastes

Merry really likes James Bond movies.

Pippin is obsessed with nail polish when you introduce him to it. Boromir gets his repainted every time the polish come off. His nails need serious help after a while

Pippin and Merry often start pillow fights, and drag everyone else into it

If you have space for a garden or plants in your home, Sam is on it. He finds it calming, so now you have some home grown plants :)

Taking the hobbits in public? Bad idea. You can trust Frodo and Sam, but Merry inevitably drags Pippin off to do something dumb and possibly dangerous.

Gandalf has an old man rocker. There is no discussion.

The hobbits do the classic “getting one sibling to ask for fast food because whoever’s in charge will say yes”, they get Frodo to do this because he has the best puppy dog face and he’s unsure about asking for things normally.

Pippin and Merry cannot handle too much caffeine or sugar or they go crazy

You thought Legolas’ hair was good before? He steals your hair care products and his hair is literally perfect.

(He’s also willing to do skincare with you, not that his face needs it. Again, flawless)

Game nights are so chaotic. You can’t play a lot of games since they don’t know what many things from this world are, so games like Trivia and Charades are off the table

Gimli and Legolas verse each other in video games, often enough it ends with Legolas winning and Gimli rage quitting

Aragorn is so responsible he’s literally the perfect man to do anything with, and he can hold the fort down if you need to leave

Pippin is so clingy, he trails you wherever you go and asks you random questions but it’s adorable

Boromir insists on carrying your stuff, bags of groceries, all that

Frodo often goes to the library to find new books to read, with you of course

There’s a whole debate on whether 3D or 2D animation is better, i would not get involved if i were you.

Pippin and Merry are also avid fans of quoting their favourite movies, once they see them

Legolas and Frodo are the best listeners, they will just sit there and not judge or try to give you advice they just. sit there. like the perfect men they are.

Legolas would have a meme for everything. Like any situation. You text him like “PIPPIN FELL DOWN SOME WELL WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A WELL HELP” and he just has a meme that fits the situation perfectly.

Frodo and Legolas would watch Avatar: The Last Airbender together because it’s their favourite show. Aragorn jumps in also.

Those three are also avid tea drinkers.

Boromir likes Game Of Thrones. I don’t know anything about it, he just does. Please confiscate Pippin while he does.

Pippin gasps dramatically whenever a plot twist surprises him.

Sam loves to cook, and he does a lot of cooking in the house once he arrives. You two just work together in the kitchen (if you can’t cook, he’ll teach you) and have nice sweet conversations

Legolas is great at doing people’s hair. If you ask him to, he’d probably agree, though he’d probably be a bit flustered as that is a courting ritual in his culture.

Ask Legolas to talk to you until you fall asleep. His voice is so heavenly istg-

The hobbits get sleepy when their hair is played with and it’s adorable

Won’t lie this hyperfixation came back then it circled back to TMNT and today i watched these films with my friend and now i’m back to LotR love. Most of this has been sitting in my drafts for a couple weeks.

Anyway, I think that’s about it from me, I hope you guys enjoy! :)

If you want to request, rules are pinned on my page! Let me know if you want a general part two or a set of modern headcanons for a specific character. I love LOTR in the modern world content so much.

Have a good day, and remember that you are loved!

[balrogballs]

Ms Ballerino, I love your Elrond vs Pippin memes so much and I don’t even know if it has a canonical basis but it is canon to me now!

LMFAOOO no no it has absolutely no canonical basis I just made it up!

It’s basically because of my hyper-fixation on this one bit from Fellowship where Elrond specifically says he doesn’t want Pippin to go because he’s very young, which is fair I guess, and makes some dramatic proclamation about his heart…

…only for Pippin to go from zero to a hundred in a second with NO prompting just “ok grampa put me in a sack then you old as balls bitch i dare you”

and somehow elrond’s reaction to that just being “oh ok 😞” made me wheeze even more like i’m sorry it is just so inexplicably FUNNY i love the idea of this ancient and powerful being whose dad is a literal star getting sassed to his face by a 3ft tall class clown from buttfuck nowhere and just… not knowing how to respond.

like pippin vs gandalf is one thing because gandalf basically uses the shire as holiday home and recruitment firm so he knows all the hobbits but poor elrond probably knows like five and two of them are fucking nuts 😭

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

Rυԃҽ Tԋɾαɳԃυιʅ Mҽɱҽʂ

Oʅԃιҽʂ Ⴆυƚ Gσσԃιҽʂ

[dimdiamond]

the ask game <3! for captain haddock -> 5, 7, 12, 23 & 24 👀

Ohhh thank you so much for all these! Captain Haddock my beloved <3

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

I think this one (sorry Captain but):

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

I love LOVE when fans treat him more than a joke and take seriously his alcoholism! Don't get me wrong, I love the memes and making fun of him but he clearly is many more things and has proven it countless times in canon material! Also like how we collectively said "this is a babygirl failure" lol

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

Oh, so many actually! A few of them are:

He is extremely smart and fast in learning languages! His career was helped by these traits and he managed to become a captain fast- after learning all the jobs on a ship!

He is closely to ADHD in the spectrum, at least to my eyes.

He is in the ace spectrum (probably close to demisexual) but SUPER romantic lol.

23. Favorite picture of this character?

Probably this (they're both so adorable here):

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

This is funny because I remember at the beginning of my hyperfixation with Tintin I was only in The Hobbit fandom and while I was trying to see what are the similarities that drew me to these two I concluded that Haddock was closer to Bilbo than Thorin despite the similarities in the appearance. Both are thirsty for adventure but won't admit it even if their lives are on the line, are not a big fan of living their homes (both with old money btw lol) BUT STILL left home to follow a maniac in their perilous journey and proved themselves necessary and so on and on.

Other characters don't come to my mind right now but I am sure I can find a Captain Haddock in every character who will step out of their comfort zone for someone else's sake but still nag during the way lol.

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Not sure if this is the exact pic, OP, but I got this from my Insta. 🤘

omg i can't find that hobbit crack post with the pic of thorin holding up the gems of lasgalen with a caption like "seeing something u like at jewelry store" and then the pic of him throwing it with caption "but when u see the price"

that rlly makes me laugh so if u know where it is u should tag meee!!!

[khorazir]

WIP Meme

I was tagged by @nuttersinc to share something from my current WIP. It’s from chapter 3 of the Payneland fic The Case of the Stolen Barrow:

“Wait for us, or better, come back down,” calls Crystal, before muttering, “What a fucking mess,” under her breath. She makes to walk on, but Charles grabs the sleeve of her jacket.

“Wait,” he hisses. “Something’s off.”

“Everything’s off here,” she returns, before drawing her jacket more tightly around herself. “For one, it’s getting colder by the minute. Do you guys feel that, too?”

“Yes, we do,” nods Edwin, intrigued by the chill creeping into his garments and making the hairs on the back on his hand stand up. He has not felt this kind of cold in more than a century, bone-chilling fear aside. The Doll House in Hell was a humid mess, always slightly too cold or too warm for comfort but never this chilly. He looks at Charles, who is frowning deeply as he zips up his Harrington jacket.

“Edwin, I can’t think up my black coat,” he says while a visible shiver runs through him.

Concentrating on materialsing his own tweed overcoat to hand it to Charles to keep him warm, Edwin realises that he can’t, either. Normally, making their clothes requires only very little energy, but now it feels like an impossibly difficult task. On his wrist, the glowing cord flickers, a sure sign that Edwin’s magic is increasingly compromised.

“Something seems to be actively blocking my powers now,” says Crystal, her teeth clattering.

“My magic, too,” says Edwin. He steps closer to Charles who even more than Crystal is shaking with cold now, his face pale and his lips tinged blue, deep dark shadows under his eyes. He looks shockingly like the frightened boy dying of internal bleeding and hypothermia whom Edwin encountered in the attic of St. Hilarion’s thirty-five years ago.

“Charles?” he enquires softly, hesitantly reaching out to rub his shaking shoulder encouraginly.

“I’m okay, mate,” rasps Charles. “Just fucking freezing. Haven’t been this cold since ... well. You know. Since I died.”

“Have you got a blanket or something in your backpack?” asks Crystal, also huddling closer for warmth, despite the two ghosts being unable to produce any she could actually feel.

“Yeah, think so,” replies Charles, visibly lightening up. He begins to rummage in his pack while Edwin calls out to the pictsies again.

This time, the only reply he gets is a hissing murmur, like wind sighing over the turf. “Yes, we are up here. We are waiting for you. Come now, come to us.”

“Those aren’t the pictsies speaking,” mutters Charles, his uncorded arm buried in the depths of his bag. “For one, they don’t say ‘yes’. They say ‘aye’.”

“Brilliantly observed, Charles,” nods Edwin. “This begs the question, however, of who is speaking.”

“Someone capable of doing some really fucked up magic,” says Crystal. Then she sighs when Charles wraps a patterned blanket round her shoulders – one Edwin knitted over the course of several years, in fact, while wearing his disguise. Snuggling into it, she huffs a thanks. “Guys, I think we should turn round and head back down. We can’t just blindly – literally – walk further into this fog. We don’t even know what we’re up against.”

“I agree,” says Charles. “This feels like that chapter of Lord of the Rings you read to me two days ago, Edwin. You know, when the hobbits travel through the Barrow-Downs and get lost in the fog, and end up in that old barrow and—” He stares at Edwin wide-eyed when apparently, he has an epiphany.

“You think that’s what we’re dealing with here? A barrow-wight or something?”

Edwin nods thoughtfully. “I have never come across any account that hints at those creatures being real, but given these strange circumstances, I would not rule it out. Good thinking, Charles. The question is, how do we proceed? We could head down, but that would not solve the actual problem.”

“Getting lost in a fucking magical mist wouldn’t, either,” growls Crystal.

“We can still nagivate by the lie of the land,” says Edwin. He takes a few cautious steps up the slope towards a darker shadow that can only be the tree-gate Fergus spoke about. It was right across their path. They cannot have missed it.

Crack!

I tag @discordantwords @raina-at and @jrow

[rebelrayne]

he's back......

what my husband thinks of the season six male islanders with little to no information

aka he based it on their profile in the game. under the cut because it's long.

jamal

black tony hawk. he looks like he's cooking up some drama. obviously hasn't learned to button up his shirt. i don't see how he would have had a threesome cause he doesn't even look like he could have a twosome. small bulge. he has glossy lips. i'm done with him, he's kind of boring.

lewie

his combover looks stupid. did he paint on his five o'clock shadow? semi-pro? what's that mean? he's a fucking weekend warrior? "golden retriever energy" aka he has bad hips. his body just looks gross. it's all elongated and shit... his ears don't match his fucking face. he's got chicken ass legs to be playing football (soccer). he probably cries when he has sex. who the fuck names their kid lewie? he's the kmart version of gary. he looks like he's poor. probably gets drunk off two white claws. his mouth fucking irritates me. it's like he has an asshole for a mouth. show me his picture again - ugh just look at how fucking ugly he is. his personality probably matches his looks.

also was told to attach this meme curtesy of my husband's mind:

ozzy

what the fuck does he tell his barber? like 'keep it long in the front but cut everything else i want no hair on any other parts of my body'. at least he's proportional (unlike lewie). seems like the kind of guy that would invite a girl over to hang out then breaks out a fucking bong. and then gets stoned off his ass. i've never seen that color nipple before. his jaw is the shape of a rhombus. his puppy dog eyes don't work on me. what kind of dancer is he (🤨)? because if he's an erotic dancer, he only works day shift because he's not good enough for night shift.

roberto

he actually looks kind of cool. i don't like the way he holds himself though. he looks like he could be a pirate - he looks like johnny depp. does he have to take his watch everywhere? like that citizen watch doesn't mean you have money, bro.

ryan

he looks like frodo baggins. "we have to save the shire!" probably has some hairy ass feet. he's literally trapped in the body of a 12-year-old and looks like he's 4'10". he's a singer? what's he sing? hobbit songs? where did he buy his shorts? the fucking youth section? (tries to zoom in, gets annoyed he can't). is definitely the one that is going to try to talk mc and amelia into having a threesome - then makes them compete for who's better.

[lem0nicle]

updated intro post!!

hello there!

im lemon (or like anything else, im open to any nickname😅) and on this blog i post mainly my drawings and fanart (which you can see under tag my art), occasional memes and rambles :)

i post mainly in czech and english but there might be mistakes, sorry about that

im biro ace (probably, still figuring it out, help me its driving me insane) and my pronouns are she/her/they (but im still figuring this out too😅)

im also the person that doesnt speak unless spoken to, so yeaaa even if i really like your acc i wont probably contact you, im very anxious and shy about that💀

i dont really have a dni - mainly just dont be an idiot, if you are, ill block you, just be nice to others!! (and keep in mind that im a minor!:) )

im also open to art trades, soo just send me a message or an askk!!! :D

some fandoms im a part of that may appear here are:

- bbc ghosts, yonderland and horrible histories

- fallout (mostly old world blues :D)

- star wars the high republic

- good omens, ofmd, wwdits

- gravity falls and the owl house

- dc comics (specifically batman and riddler)

- mafia games

- lotr and hobbit

my current biggest interests are at the top! :)

and definitely more! (my interests change pretty fast😅😅)

and well other than that im also interested in history, so there MIGHT be posts about that :D

ALSO CHECK OUT MY OC BLOG!!!

but if anything seems to interest you even a little bit, lets be moots! please😅😅