#old hobbit memes

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

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[princechairmanmeow]

Bonus third one that I thought was funny:

[darlingzelda]

Even gandalf knows Toby is the worst.

[meteors-lotr]

Just remembered that in the canon of my au Tilda and Denethor have met. Not only that, but Tilda has called him a ‘stupid cunt bitch’, and just generally cursed him out.

So I can imagine that conversation was fun, Tilda mentioning that she’d met the previous steward of Gondor and that he’d been a cunt, and Boromir saying like “yeah that was my dad” and Tilda spitting out her water

[angelx1992]

[h0]

this is such a consistently shitty shitty shitty take like does my 10 year old little cousin who just started reading the books deserve to be spoiled of a book he hasnt read before just because he was born not only after the books were released but after the FIRST shitty pjo adaptation like what's the point we're getting here people deserve to have a story ruined if it was released more than X years ago? who decieds when X is a big enough number? there's just some very douchebag people out there it's what i learn

[featheredomen]

me, trying to find literally anything on my old blog: jfc this bitch never tags anything

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Not sure if this is the exact pic, OP, but I got this from my Insta. 🤘

omg i can't find that hobbit crack post with the pic of thorin holding up the gems of lasgalen with a caption like "seeing something u like at jewelry store" and then the pic of him throwing it with caption "but when u see the price"

that rlly makes me laugh so if u know where it is u should tag meee!!!

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

Rυԃҽ Tԋɾαɳԃυιʅ Mҽɱҽʂ

Oʅԃιҽʂ Ⴆυƚ Gσσԃιҽʂ

[balrogballs]

Ms Ballerino, I love your Elrond vs Pippin memes so much and I don’t even know if it has a canonical basis but it is canon to me now!

LMFAOOO no no it has absolutely no canonical basis I just made it up!

It’s basically because of my hyper-fixation on this one bit from Fellowship where Elrond specifically says he doesn’t want Pippin to go because he’s very young, which is fair I guess, and makes some dramatic proclamation about his heart…

…only for Pippin to go from zero to a hundred in a second with NO prompting just “ok grampa put me in a sack then you old as balls bitch i dare you”

and somehow elrond’s reaction to that just being “oh ok 😞” made me wheeze even more like i’m sorry it is just so inexplicably FUNNY i love the idea of this ancient and powerful being whose dad is a literal star getting sassed to his face by a 3ft tall class clown from buttfuck nowhere and just… not knowing how to respond.

like pippin vs gandalf is one thing because gandalf basically uses the shire as holiday home and recruitment firm so he knows all the hobbits but poor elrond probably knows like five and two of them are fucking nuts 😭

[dimdiamond]

the ask game <3! for captain haddock -> 5, 7, 12, 23 & 24 👀

Ohhh thank you so much for all these! Captain Haddock my beloved <3

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

I think this one (sorry Captain but):

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

I love LOVE when fans treat him more than a joke and take seriously his alcoholism! Don't get me wrong, I love the memes and making fun of him but he clearly is many more things and has proven it countless times in canon material! Also like how we collectively said "this is a babygirl failure" lol

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

Oh, so many actually! A few of them are:

He is extremely smart and fast in learning languages! His career was helped by these traits and he managed to become a captain fast- after learning all the jobs on a ship!

He is closely to ADHD in the spectrum, at least to my eyes.

He is in the ace spectrum (probably close to demisexual) but SUPER romantic lol.

23. Favorite picture of this character?

Probably this (they're both so adorable here):

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

This is funny because I remember at the beginning of my hyperfixation with Tintin I was only in The Hobbit fandom and while I was trying to see what are the similarities that drew me to these two I concluded that Haddock was closer to Bilbo than Thorin despite the similarities in the appearance. Both are thirsty for adventure but won't admit it even if their lives are on the line, are not a big fan of living their homes (both with old money btw lol) BUT STILL left home to follow a maniac in their perilous journey and proved themselves necessary and so on and on.

Other characters don't come to my mind right now but I am sure I can find a Captain Haddock in every character who will step out of their comfort zone for someone else's sake but still nag during the way lol.

[khorazir]

WIP Meme

I was tagged by @nuttersinc to share something from my current WIP. It’s from chapter 3 of the Payneland fic The Case of the Stolen Barrow:

“Wait for us, or better, come back down,” calls Crystal, before muttering, “What a fucking mess,” under her breath. She makes to walk on, but Charles grabs the sleeve of her jacket.

“Wait,” he hisses. “Something’s off.”

“Everything’s off here,” she returns, before drawing her jacket more tightly around herself. “For one, it’s getting colder by the minute. Do you guys feel that, too?”

“Yes, we do,” nods Edwin, intrigued by the chill creeping into his garments and making the hairs on the back on his hand stand up. He has not felt this kind of cold in more than a century, bone-chilling fear aside. The Doll House in Hell was a humid mess, always slightly too cold or too warm for comfort but never this chilly. He looks at Charles, who is frowning deeply as he zips up his Harrington jacket.

“Edwin, I can’t think up my black coat,” he says while a visible shiver runs through him.

Concentrating on materialsing his own tweed overcoat to hand it to Charles to keep him warm, Edwin realises that he can’t, either. Normally, making their clothes requires only very little energy, but now it feels like an impossibly difficult task. On his wrist, the glowing cord flickers, a sure sign that Edwin’s magic is increasingly compromised.

“Something seems to be actively blocking my powers now,” says Crystal, her teeth clattering.

“My magic, too,” says Edwin. He steps closer to Charles who even more than Crystal is shaking with cold now, his face pale and his lips tinged blue, deep dark shadows under his eyes. He looks shockingly like the frightened boy dying of internal bleeding and hypothermia whom Edwin encountered in the attic of St. Hilarion’s thirty-five years ago.

“Charles?” he enquires softly, hesitantly reaching out to rub his shaking shoulder encouraginly.

“I’m okay, mate,” rasps Charles. “Just fucking freezing. Haven’t been this cold since ... well. You know. Since I died.”

“Have you got a blanket or something in your backpack?” asks Crystal, also huddling closer for warmth, despite the two ghosts being unable to produce any she could actually feel.

“Yeah, think so,” replies Charles, visibly lightening up. He begins to rummage in his pack while Edwin calls out to the pictsies again.

This time, the only reply he gets is a hissing murmur, like wind sighing over the turf. “Yes, we are up here. We are waiting for you. Come now, come to us.”

“Those aren’t the pictsies speaking,” mutters Charles, his uncorded arm buried in the depths of his bag. “For one, they don’t say ‘yes’. They say ‘aye’.”

“Brilliantly observed, Charles,” nods Edwin. “This begs the question, however, of who is speaking.”

“Someone capable of doing some really fucked up magic,” says Crystal. Then she sighs when Charles wraps a patterned blanket round her shoulders – one Edwin knitted over the course of several years, in fact, while wearing his disguise. Snuggling into it, she huffs a thanks. “Guys, I think we should turn round and head back down. We can’t just blindly – literally – walk further into this fog. We don’t even know what we’re up against.”

“I agree,” says Charles. “This feels like that chapter of Lord of the Rings you read to me two days ago, Edwin. You know, when the hobbits travel through the Barrow-Downs and get lost in the fog, and end up in that old barrow and—” He stares at Edwin wide-eyed when apparently, he has an epiphany.

“You think that’s what we’re dealing with here? A barrow-wight or something?”

Edwin nods thoughtfully. “I have never come across any account that hints at those creatures being real, but given these strange circumstances, I would not rule it out. Good thinking, Charles. The question is, how do we proceed? We could head down, but that would not solve the actual problem.”

“Getting lost in a fucking magical mist wouldn’t, either,” growls Crystal.

“We can still nagivate by the lie of the land,” says Edwin. He takes a few cautious steps up the slope towards a darker shadow that can only be the tree-gate Fergus spoke about. It was right across their path. They cannot have missed it.

Crack!

I tag @discordantwords @raina-at and @jrow

[lavenderprose]

20 Questions for Fanfic Writers

Thank you to @emmg and @aldisobey for the tags on this meme! There may have been one other person, I'm not sure--if you're reading this and you tagged me, let me know and I'll tag you back! <3

I'm not sure who to tag and who's done it already and tagging people makes me nervous but I'll tag a couple: @pseudospaceship, @mageofquandrix and anyone else who wants to participate!

I'm extremely verbose, which comes out in memes like this. Do NOT feel like you have to read the whole thing.

1) How many works do you have on AO3?

38 on Ao3, which are the only ones I’m willing to acknowledge. If we’re talking about the fics on [redacted], then I’ve published 115 fics over the course of the last eighteen years. But again, we’re not talking about anything other than the fics on Ao3. I also have a few orphaned fics floating around, which we’re not talking about for obvious reasons. I’m now noticing that the question only asked about Ao3. Oh well!

2) What’s your AO3 word count?

511,846, somehow. I have soooo much fic that’s never seen the light of day, and so much fic on only Tumblr. I’m curious about what my word count would be if I was able to factor all of it in.

3) What are your top five fics by hits? (This was supposed to be kudos but I read it wrong 😔)

OKAAAY well these are all fics I wrote yeeears ago for two fandoms I’m not involved in anymore, but here we go:

All Those Things You’ve Always Pined For (Captain America, Stucky) – 113,224 hits. This fic just had its tenth anniversary and I’ve been playing with the idea of rewriting it, despite not being involved in the Marvel fandom for years and having no idea how it works anymore and having no WISH to. Idk. Still thinking about it. If I did it, I’d probably drop it all at once sometime in December.

Nikiforov’s Law (Yuri!!! On Ice, Victuuri) 42,566 hits. Somehow my post popular YOI fic even though I wrote it in two days and I spent WEEKS laboring over others. Mixed feelings about this one.

Take Hold (Yuri!!! On Ice, Victuuri) 35,278 hits This fic will always have a soft spot in my heart. I’ve spent the last six years of my life trying to recreate the high of writing it.

A Sad Sort of Clanging (Captain America, Stucky) 26,301 hits. First Captain America fic I ever posted.

Your Breath, My Skin (Yuri!!! On Ice, Victuuri) 18,642 hits. Fun fact: I HATE and LOATHE the title of this fic but I like the fic itself. Wish I could go back in time and rename it.

4) What fandoms do you write for?

Currently, Dragon Age. I hop around fandoms a lot and prior to last March I had been on a prolonged absence from fandom. I’m glad to be back, glad to be part of a fun and engaging and friendly fandom again! The Dragon Age/Veilguard/Emmrook fandom is the most fun I’ve had in fandom since YOI. I also frequently come back around to reading old favorites from the Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, Star Trek, and Legend of Zelda fandoms. You may occasionally see those on my blog. :3

5) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I didn’t used to—mostly because (and this is such a champagne problem that I hesitate to even mention it) I used to get SO MANY comments all at once that it was overwhelming. Like, 50 comments in a day. The Dragon Age fandom is smaller than the Captain America or Yuri on Ice fandoms, and people seem less inclined in general to comment nowadays, so I’m more capable of responding to them. I try very hard to do so. If you ever comment on one of my fics, please know that I appreciate it so much and I love you very much for doing so!! Comments make me so so happy and drive me so much to continue writing. My creativity is hindered by lack of engagement, unfortunately, so comments and kudos really help motivate me.

6) What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

So I don’t DO sad endings. The most I’ll do is bittersweet. If I do a sad ending, it’s because I fully intend to write a sequel that has a happy ending. They have to be AT LEAST hopeful. That’s just a preference of mine; I’m weak. That said, the most bittersweet ending I’ve ever written was probably the end of Into That Good Night, which is at its core a fic about death and dying that I wrote to work through some of the trauma from my parents’ deaths. I would love to write an Emmrook version of it, if I can bring myself to recycle the plot without feeling like a total fraud.

7) What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

All of my endings are happy, so I don’t really know how to answer this question! The ending of Body and Soul is pretty openly happy. They’re falling in love :)

8) Do you get hate on fics?

Sometimes I’ll get a snarky comment but in general, no, and not for a while.

9) Do you write smut?

Oh all the time. My most exquisite emotionally waterlogged pornography, lovingly presented the perusal and approval of my internet darlings. I did NOT used to be this kind of person, but I have evolved.

10) Do you write crossovers?

The Marvel fandom made crossovers very easily, so yes, but not for a long time.

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of!

12) Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! Firebird was translated into Mandarin and I’ve had a few Tumblr fics translated into Russian more recently. I believe one of my [redacted] fics was translated into Spanish way back in the day.

13) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

Yes! A friend of mine and I used to write Gravitation fanfiction together. God the way writing that sentence made me feel about a million billion years old.

14) What’s your all-time favorite ship?

Kirk/Spock. I’ll never forget about them. Very very close second is Sam/Frodo. It’s about the DEVOTION it’s about the TRAUMA BOND it’s about the EMPLOYER/EMPLOYEE relationship, apparently.

15) What’s the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Oh god. Probably the Modern Royalty fic. It’s switched fandoms with me half a dozen times and I’ve been working on the outline off and on for a decade. Maybe someday I’ll make it into a true novel.

16) What are your writing strengths?

Hmmm this one is hard for me but I’ve been told that my works are very tender and emotional, which is I think my goal in like 90% of cases. I fear that too much emotionality can overshadow the tone of the whole piece at times, but I do enjoy being tender. I’m pretty standoffish in real life, I think, but I have a very tender heart.

17) What are your writing weaknesses?

I get very caught up in small details. It takes me a long time to write even short fics at times because I can’t resist going back and editing as I go. When I was writing Chasing Stars I had to MAKE myself write at least 1000 words an evening before I was allowed to go back and edit any of it.

18) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in a fic?

I can passably speak German, so that might crop up in my Dragon Age fics soon (Nevarran = fantasy German, IMO) but in general I just write something like ‘she said, in Spanish’ and leave it at that, ESPECIALLY if it’s a long phrase that I couldn’t possibly accurately translate. Single words I will sometimes insert if I’m completely sure I know what they translate into.

19) First fandom you wrote for?

According to [redacted], it was of course Harry Potter, unforchies, but I’m pretty sure Baby’s First Fanfiction was a Teen Titans fic circa like 2006.

20) Favorite fic you’ve written?

Right now it’s Body and Soul because my favorite fic is always the one I just got done posting. As said though, I’m still SUPER proud of Take Hold, and I consider Into That Good Night to be like. The Magnum Opus of my early twenties. Kind of a milestone in my creative journey.

[rebelrayne]

he's back......

what my husband thinks of the season six male islanders with little to no information

aka he based it on their profile in the game. under the cut because it's long.

jamal

black tony hawk. he looks like he's cooking up some drama. obviously hasn't learned to button up his shirt. i don't see how he would have had a threesome cause he doesn't even look like he could have a twosome. small bulge. he has glossy lips. i'm done with him, he's kind of boring.

lewie

his combover looks stupid. did he paint on his five o'clock shadow? semi-pro? what's that mean? he's a fucking weekend warrior? "golden retriever energy" aka he has bad hips. his body just looks gross. it's all elongated and shit... his ears don't match his fucking face. he's got chicken ass legs to be playing football (soccer). he probably cries when he has sex. who the fuck names their kid lewie? he's the kmart version of gary. he looks like he's poor. probably gets drunk off two white claws. his mouth fucking irritates me. it's like he has an asshole for a mouth. show me his picture again - ugh just look at how fucking ugly he is. his personality probably matches his looks.

also was told to attach this meme curtesy of my husband's mind:

ozzy

what the fuck does he tell his barber? like 'keep it long in the front but cut everything else i want no hair on any other parts of my body'. at least he's proportional (unlike lewie). seems like the kind of guy that would invite a girl over to hang out then breaks out a fucking bong. and then gets stoned off his ass. i've never seen that color nipple before. his jaw is the shape of a rhombus. his puppy dog eyes don't work on me. what kind of dancer is he (🤨)? because if he's an erotic dancer, he only works day shift because he's not good enough for night shift.

roberto

he actually looks kind of cool. i don't like the way he holds himself though. he looks like he could be a pirate - he looks like johnny depp. does he have to take his watch everywhere? like that citizen watch doesn't mean you have money, bro.

ryan

he looks like frodo baggins. "we have to save the shire!" probably has some hairy ass feet. he's literally trapped in the body of a 12-year-old and looks like he's 4'10". he's a singer? what's he sing? hobbit songs? where did he buy his shorts? the fucking youth section? (tries to zoom in, gets annoyed he can't). is definitely the one that is going to try to talk mc and amelia into having a threesome - then makes them compete for who's better.

[lem0nicle]

updated intro post!!

hello there!

im lemon/robin (or like anything else, im open to any nickname😅) and on this blog i post mainly my drawings and fanart (which you can see under tag my art), occasional memes and rambles :)

i post mainly in czech and english but there might be mistakes, sorry about that

im biro ace (probably, still figuring it out, help me its driving me insane) and my pronouns are she/her/they (but im still figuring this out too😅)

im also the person that doesnt speak unless spoken to, so yeaaa even if i really like your acc i wont probably contact you, im very anxious and shy about that💀

i dont really have a dni - mainly just dont be an idiot, if you are, ill block you, just be nice to others!!

im also open to art trades, soo just send me a message or an askk!!! :D

some fandoms im a part of that may appear here are:

- bbc ghosts, yonderland and horrible histories

- wwdits

- fallout (mostly old world blues :D)

- star wars the high republic

- good omens

- ofmd

- gravity falls and the owl house

- dc comics (specifically batman and riddler)

- mafia games

- lotr and hobbit

my current biggest interests are at the top! :)

and definitely more! (my interests change pretty fast😅😅)

and well other than that im also interested in history, so there MIGHT be posts about that :D

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