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i control THE ECONOMY

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have you gotten pussy for being tumblr famous?

tumblr fame gets you negative pussy

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i bet it was really fun to dump boiling pitch on dudes when they were trying to climb siege ladders back in the day

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still thinking ab that post that was like "you guys keep being mean about the barbie movies when you said nothing about these BOY movies!!!" and the movies in question were like. heavily scrutinized by circles on here for their pentagon funding

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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

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new millennial just borned

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everytime i get 6 likes on a post i quit my job and move to los angeles

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sometimes bunnies levitate

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it was really on my mind for a second

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they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

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Insane color moth!! These are reminded me of some kind of ice cream

Oriental Orange Banded Green Geometer Moth (Eucyclodes gavissima)

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I got a new telephooooone😏😋 and it's got your nummberrrrrr😆😁😊 I got it from the phoooneboook💁💁🤭 I saw you walkin cross the street , n then you looked just so awesummmmmm😁😇😇💮🌸💮🪷🌼🌼🌼🌼

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"hamilton counts, right?" in response to a post saying "you guys better be listening to rap" is so fucking insidious

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nixon is still my fav us president like watergate was so iconic … the alcoholism … the paranoia … our first bpd president