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You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...
#jay talks#nintendo#oh i am PISSED#and i am not getting this console#i was soooo excited for it#now im skipping#sorry but i am NOT buying this overpriced shit#nintendo direct#nintendo switch
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#meme#funny#funny memes#haha#humor#lol#memes#funny shit#weird memes#oh no#weirdcore#funny stuff#funny post#jokes#dank memes#dankest memes#dank humor#memepage
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Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:
Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.
The actual difference is
when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names
when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names
hope this helps!
#audio books vs reading#honestly this debate is just pineapple on pizza again#personally i like reading better#i’m a poor listener and since i read faster than people talk i get bored and my mind starts to wander#but who gives a shit#just do what works best for you#in the end we all get the same story#oh and this post is about stories in english#in finnish you rarely have either problem
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Bruce: *gets kidnapped*
Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*
Tim: *gets kidnapped*
Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*
Damian: *gets kidnapped*
Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!
#superbat#timkon#damijon#three flavors of superbat#the kidnappers are like “oh shit thanks for the heads up” and let Damian go#bc they’ve heard that the little superboy is even more of a boyscout than his dad and would never lie about anything#batfam#superfam#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#tim drake#red robin#kon el kent#kon el superboy#superboy#damian wayne#robin#jonathan kent#dcu#dc comics#dc
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I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling
#leafie speaks#everytime someone talks to u and your fur does the ghibli hair thing#*ears pin back* sorry its just loud in here *starts hissing and spitting* oh shit haha sorry
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Y'all have gotta get more insane about platonic relationships like you are about romantic relationships. We need to get more annoying about them NOW. I need to see more meta and losing our minds over them. Get more annoying NOW. More than that. More than that also.
#fandom#aromantic#personally the ones i go bat shit insane over#reigen and mob#zuko and iroh#kris and susie#shou and serizawa#mob and ritsu#WHY are people so un-insane about platonic. get more annoying about besties or mentor-students or siblings or whatever the fuck NOW!!!!!!!!#oh i forgot#zuko and aang#katara and sokka#katara and toph
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Un p’tit mardi dans la vie d’une calico!
Just another Tuesday in a calico’s life!
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I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )
#I can now rest in pieces#:: my art#dc#dc comics#superbat#timkon#jondami#( last one can be seen either platonic or romantic)#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#red robin#tim drake#superboy#conner kent#kon el#jon kent#robin#damian wayne#lmao#literally just#big medium and small#I’m going to bed now#oh shit I forgot#supersons
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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Must be a Sugondese joke.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#laios touden#senshi#Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation#This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special.#*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments.#We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones!#Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'.#Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode.#I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god.#I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING.#If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.
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HELLO MICHEAL SHELLEY I loved you for the minute that you were in the podcast
#i shan't talk about how i like his other version too tho#not now at least#i remember how i nervous giggled when i heard this first like oh no oh no#Shit happened huh...#dang#anyway#micheal shelley#tma#the magnus archives#tma fanart#the magnus archives fanart#micheal tma#micheal distortion#gertrude robinson#<- smol#magpod#tma spoilers#the magnus archives spoilers#the magnus institute#niinnyu comics#niinnyu arts
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And that’s how he discovered Fordtramarine!
Couldn’t find the post of the og meme so here
⚠️ i"ve also made a Bill Cipher PMV if anyone is interested :')
#did bill want to manipulate him into stopping to think about fidds?#or did he just want to cheer him up?#both can be true imo#stanford pines#bill cipher#gf bill cipher#gravity falls bill#billford#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#meme#oh shit for real meme#digital art#fanart#my art#eeriedragone art#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom
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First one for 2025.
#space#astronaut#space suit#oh shit#scifi#drawing#original art#character design#ink#ink drawing#comic#comic art#illustration
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Lost Light sillies
#transformers#maccadam#tf lost light#tf idw#tf mtmte#cyclonus#whirl#cygate#tailgate#rung#perceptor#brainstorm#simpatico#my art#oh god comic designs are reeeeally testing my ability in understanding how to draw robots😭😭#i know shit in mechanical stuff and bots designs in comics are fucking insane
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rose tyler visiting home wearing tshirts from artists and tours that havent happened yet or tv shows that dont exist yet and everyone thinking she just has weird obscure music taste and is rly weird. its 2006 rose tyler walking down the street and everyone who glances at her shirt is thinking ‘who in the fuck is olivia rodrigo and where did this girl get a 2024 tour shirt’
#‘whos taylor swift ive never heard of her?’#‘oh just wait a couple months..’#we were robbed of rose wearing weird clothes from different time periods#she would find cute things in the past and future and the doctor would so buy them for her#shed think she was hot shit walking around london with the highest fashion of 2040#and shed be right!#rose tyler#doctor who#tenth doctor#ninth doctor#tenrose#timepetals#rose tyler likes chappel roan
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