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Prompt:
Dick Grayson is put on mandatory vacation by a concerned BPD and finds a plane ticket booked to Germany in his mail the next day.
(āI am concerned for you, master Richard,ā Alfred says when he calls to tell him Bruce can shove his charity right up his- āplease do indulge this old man and allow yourself a break?ā He doesnāt deserve a break. He needs to keep working or heās going to come apart at the seams just like Bruce and- āā¦ okay, Alf. Okay.ā)
Andā¦ itās nice, Dick will admit. No looking over his shoulder every two seconds, no fear of missed calls, no vigilantes.
Only an idyllic landscape, the hustle and bustle of foreign cities, Jason-
Wait, JASON?
#jason is there on a training gig#neither planned on running into the other#pre red hood#pre identity reveal#dick thinks heās hallucinating but then Jason pales and starts sprinting away and pushing people out of the way#jason and dick#and oh hell no if this is realā#if this is REAL#oh god please let it be real#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#red hood#Nightwing#prompts#robin
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of āand then someone else walks inā.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorceā¦madam please leave himā¦#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#ā¦Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it wouldā¦ unions *hate* this flute!
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I will never be over Leoās 4D chess play in āMany Unhappy Returnsā. Like, just in general it is a spectacle to see this character who weāve seen goofing around time and time again, whoās only sometimes decided to take things seriously, only to show him making a maneuver like that.
And hereās what gets me the most about his plan against Big Mama: he comes up with it on the spot. The second he sees that Big Mama has the solution they need, heās already in game mode.
It is so satisfying watching the episode back when you realize his plan, because he literally sets the stage entirely for a decisive victory. He sees that the champion is a kraken, and comes up with both the solution to defeating it and a reasonable excuse to get that solution into the battle with them on the fly:
āLike your champ aaand those six guys. In fact, we donāt want this over too quickly. You should armor up those rookies. The whole shebang. Especially with these pointy helmets.ā
And this is why giving him teleportation powers is perfect, too. He analyzes the battlefield and makes use of all the assets, moving pieces around to guarantee a win. It is honestly so impressive to witness and one of my favorite parts of his character.
#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#many unhappy returns#Leo is SO GOOD AT THIS PLEASE#he can be a dumb dumb but when he uses his brain he is AMAZING#I love him so much#dude has the equivalent of Fire Emblem Awakening Robinās āsee the whole battlefieldā ability frfr#all of this while not letting on his real plan at ALL#please heās so good oh my god#and this imo is why he grows into the worlds best ninja#because subterfuge is one of the main abilities one should have as one#and Leo is SO GOOD AT SUBTERFUGE#*eyes Lair Games intently*#side note too but he does a bit of it in the movie as well#āI missed on purposeā#itās small but he had to make sure the Kraang didnāt suspect a thing and he SUCCEEDED#GOD I love??? this boy?????#heās genuinely so insanely well written and has so much depth I could rant for days man#subterfuge as well so sooooo much fun to witness in action ESPECIALLY WHEN WE THE AUDIENCE IS ALSO MISLED AAA#SOMEONE MENTIONED IT IN THE TAGS TOO BUT YEAH ALSO HE HAD COMPLETE FAITH IN THE REST OF HIS FAMILY TOO#he knows them to a T and was able to accurately predict where they would be by the time he made it back to them#like thatās insane heās so big brained and deliberately goofy about it I love him#his number one flaw is not letting his team in on his plans and thatās so interesting to me#we see it so clearly in the movie#he CAN accomplish things on his own honestly!!#heās actually really good at it!#BUT itās not about him - and not letting his family in on his plans can and does cause collateral damage to them#āIām nothing without themā and āitās not about meā go hand in hand and can either work off each other for the better or for the Worse#could also go in on how his issues with letting his team in are constantly brought up over the series and how it ISNT just a one way street
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
Iām doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts Iām spinning in the blender
ā¦..I made the moodboardā¦.
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. Itās an invitation haha#I love the fics that I canāt read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I donāt enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#itās just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isnāt about them being āhaha cute organicsā#itās āoh god. I was turned into something Iām notā#instead of teeheee theyāre fluffy#itās please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now Iām kind of stuck reading this fic because I just canāt stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror isā¦.damn. Impressive. I didnāt expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#itās not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuckā¦.I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I readā¦..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do thisā¦ā¦..#thereās a tiny chance theyāre following meā¦.if itās true then I wanna tell Iām sorry pls donāt take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic isā¦the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesnāt even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which isā¦..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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i miss them
#lychee's trash art#the dragon prince#tdp#claudia tdp#tdp claudia#soren tdp#tdp soren#remember when wonderstorm was active on tumblrā¦#i swear they rebranded but i don't remember off the top of my headlmfao that's embarassing#anyway. my favs ever!! the most siblings!!!!#(please let them have a happy ending oh my god)#(i can't have another zuko & azula and watch it get resolved in excruciatingly subpar comics)#wait does anyone have that art of them dyeing each other's hair#it's kind of my favorite hc ever#tdp brainrot is real i've done nothing but scroll for two days since finishing s6#it's definitely not three am rn
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rook x lucanis: romance with a commentary track! solas and spite contribute with their thoughts and opinions along the way whether anyone wants them to or not. it's like a MST3K episode up in here as you try to get hot and heavy. in. in the pantry. love among the radishes at the end of the world (rifftrax version)
#still not sure who I'll romance first but I *am* starting to find lucanis just like. inherently hilarious. which is often how it starts.#for me. because of my many faults and flaws as a human being. I can't resist anything I find even slightly funny#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#solas#dragon age spoilers#god please PLEASE let there be a fade section where solas and spite could interact just to complete my Vision here#anyway I think this concept could bring out the absolute troll side of solas that I love and treasure so much#if you annoy him too much in your little fade talks he'll start loudly critiquing your kissing technique in the back of your head#'oh is that how people go about it these days. well. not how I would have done it but to each their own of course'#pls pls I want pass agg dread wolf roasts constantly he's such a bitch he was born for this (affectionate)#I mean only lucanis and the player can hear spite apparently so it'd be more like lucanis looking into the camera like he's on the office#it's so cruel I think he's already going to be real weird at emotional intimacy as it is he shouldn't have to deal#with being bounced against the fourth wall like a little rubber ball on top of it all. sorry about your life (?) lucanis
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Minho, who moved into Gally's childhood house
unknowingly also moving into an active War Zoneā¢
it's Gally VS Thomas
they're both ghosts
they're fighting over who gets to haunt the place
both of them have attached themselves to the house already and are trying to convince the other to un-attach themselves
attaching oneself to a place is a simple procedure
In fact, it's so simple it can happen on accident for a lot of ghosts
like Thomas, who thought the house was cute and spent so long there that he just woke up attached one day
meanwhile, Gally grew up in the house as a living human and has haunted the place for three years
So he's not about to let some silly accidental ghost take it away from him
any number of ghosts can be attached to a property, but traditionally, only one ghost haunts it
the others just kind of... meander
most ghosts lose interest in staying connected to the physical world
and enjoy floating mindlessly in some forgotten corner of an establishment, wandering in their waking dreams
but Thomas and Gally aren't those kinds of ghosts
Minho isn't even aware of the fight between the two at first
Thomas and Gally don't really pay attention to Minho either
He's not really a "human being with feelings"
he's just another part of the house
that the haunting ghost gets the right to mess with
until Minho starts tearing down the old wallpaper, renovating the showers, replacing the mirrors, etc.
the two ghosts quickly set their rivalry aside to drive away the parasite that's demolishing their precious haunting place
they start off small
Minho can't find his keys, his TV remote is always missing, why is his toothbrush in the toilet, where did all the windows go, was this area of the house always this dark, why is it so cold, why are his blankets trying to strangle him
(okay Gally went too far with that one)
Step 2: ants start stealing his food, faces appear behind Minho in the mirror, rats drown themselves in his morning coffee, the doors open and close loudly at night, the basement stairs try to chew off Minho's feet
(okay Gally went too far again)
before they can get to Step 3, Minho catches on
he guessed that there was a ghost in the house at Step 1
Step 2 made him realize the ghost might be more malicious than he thought
he starts tossing food into the campfire as offerings for whatever spirit is messing with him
a ghost is kind of like a vampire. They need permission to do certain things
such as eating physical food
Thomas, who died last week and is unused to no longer being able to eat, eagerly accepts whatever Minho throws out of the flames
he stops messing with Minho
Minho notices the decline in ghostly antics and increases the food offerings
Gally is offended that Thomas is so easily swayed
"This is why you would've never made a good haunting ghost"
"Okay but you haven't tasted his pasta. He makes really good pasta."
as respectful and knowledgeable as Minho is, he's wrong on one thing: He thinks there's only one ghost
He buys a larger bed and another pillow, inviting the ghost (just one) to sleep. He puts out a second toothbrush (just one). He makes a second dinner (just one) and buys a second kitchen chair (just one)
for all his kindness, Minho only ever invites one ghost
so of course, Thomas and Gally fight over who gets to be Minho's ghost
(at some point you have to wonder if maybe they just like fighting)
"Just haunt the house. You love this house. You've haunted it for three years or something."
"You're just saying that because you want to haunt Minho"
"You want to haunt Minho too!"
"He's in my house! He's mine!"
"I literally died last week! I deserve some sympathy! I'm vulnerable and sad right now! You have no sympathy!!"
"You can get the pasta that he throws into the fire"
they draw hearts in the mirror (Thomas erases Gally's)
they helpfully write grocery lists for him (Gally tears up Thomas')
they drive away pests from his garden (both try to take credit for what's technically a team effort)
Thomas coaxes a stray cat into the house and is heartbroken when Minho tosses the cat back outside, not knowing it's a gift
Gally offers his old childhood toys (memories are the most precious thing a ghost can give) by putting them on Minho's bed and then sulks when Minho doesn't touch them
(he's afraid of angering whatever put them there by messing up the toys)
Thomas irons out Minho's clothes
Gally steals clothes from random passerby's and gifts them to Minho
(definitely Gally going too far again)
(Minho is frazzled by the increase of naked people outside his house)
they TOTALLY fall in love with him during the process
this is important and 100% normal
they start worrying when Minho takes too long to come home from work
Gally and Thomas even detach themselves from their beloved house to go looking for Minho
(who fell asleep at work 'cause his boss overworked him)
(picture that scene from Ratatouille)
Gally drapes a blanket over Minho's exhausted body while Thomas angrily goes to find his boss
he spends the rest of the night terrorizing him
(Gally is impressed by Thomas' ferocity. He doesn't tell him that, of course)
Minho is losing his mind
because he is the receiver (the victim, really) of a ghost's affection
unbeknownst to him, he is in fact the victim of TWO ghosts' affection
and how is he supposed to maintain his reputation as a normal person... if he's starting to feel affection for a ghost
it ends with all three of them kissing btw
#fun fact! after writing this and queuing it up - I thought it'd be nice to browse the ghost x human tag#because I got surprisingly attached to this pairing#the tag is full of smut!#I forgot sex is a thing. just completely forgot about that.#anyway please enjoy the tags I wrote before this harrowing experience:#kissing a ghost must feel so weird#...and look even weirder#just. y'know. tonguing open air#thominally#minally#thominho#thomally#the thomally part comes later#tmr minho#tmr thomas#tmr gally#ghost au#ghost x human#oh my god that's a real tag#hey fair enough. I've discovered that I really enjoy this pairing#very cute#the maze runner#headcanons#rambles#I'm bored let's talk#I don't take constructive criticism because I'm not wrong
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Consider:
Nureyevās going undercover as a hypnotist for a show at a grand party of the wealthy (somewhere in the estate is a safe with some very important schematics he'd like to get his hands on).
He researches extensively, first pouring over books and then spending hours choosing outfits, rehearsing flourishes and precise movements. Heās also researching the heist itself, of course. But this time, Juno seems more annoyed with all the time he spends on his research. Juno lounges on the bed watching his boyfriend practicing his entrance over and over, only interrupted by occasional dives to double check his books.
Juno huffs and breaks the silence.
āWhat a bunch of bullshit, can you believe people actually think this hypnosis shit works? Controlling other people with your voice, my ass.ā He rolls his shoulders, they've been tense for days, and the pain is worsening his mood.
āOh now, itās a performance like any other,ā Nureyev replies, ābut my research shows people can be put in a trance, can be hypnotized, provided they want it themselves. One cannot make someone do something against their will. They must want to be hypnotized, to let go and be open and obedient. It's quite interesting."
āCanāt see why anyone would want that at all.ā Juno says in a snappy retort, but he considers it in his head. Being in a trance, mind blank, just floating and being open to... whoeverās in control. Heād hate it, of course, heād feel way too vulnerable. Even more so in front of a crowd, at a show of all things. He needs to always be alert.
Butā¦
Sometimes he just wants a break from it all, even his own head. Especially his own head. To relax and leave himself in the hands of... well. Maybe he can see the appeal, just a little.
He doesnāt say any of this out loud, of course. Nureyev just hums, practising how he'll pick his pendant out of his front pocket.
āJuno,ā he says after a while, āsince youāre not receptive to actually being hypnotized, can I test the act on you? Then you can tell me how it looks, without being distracted.ā He smiles, one of his canines peeking out.
āYeah, alright,ā Juno replies, trying to sound nonchalant. He sits up at the edge of the bed, stretching a little, ignoring the little jump of excitement he feels for a brief moment. āBut Iām still gonna tell you whenever you sound way too ridiculous.ā
Nureyev's smile widens, and Juno's eye focus on his sharp teeth. āWonderful, Juno.ā
Nureyev starts with his grand entrance, speaking to the imaginary audience. Junoās both in awe at his confidence and ability to glide seamlessly into the role, through the sheer ridiculousness of it all.
He resists the temptation to make a snide remark when Nureyev adresses an invisible audience member with the tales of his past deeds.
āā¦ and I shall do it all, with this!ā Nureyev reveals the crystal pendant heās fastened to a chain in a dramatic flourish. āNow, esteemed audience, please quiet down so I can demonstrate my abilities on this lovely lady.ā
He sits on a chair in front of Juno. āNow please Juno, focus on the crystal. Let your thoughts clear. All that matters is to keep your eye on the crystal, and listen to my voiceā¦ā
Juno rolls his eye, but still leans forward. Nureyev holds the crystal up by the chain so it catches the light, and starts swinging it slowly back and forth.
"That looks really stupid," Juno remarks.
Nureyev shushes him.
Itās a pretty jewel, probably worth quite a lot. Juno wonders where Nureyev stole it. Itās a deep violet that shifts from a sparkling, deep blue, into a gold-speckled pink. It naturally grabs his attention, swinging back and forth. The swinging part still looks stupid. But maybe it would be nice to...
The pendant swings, and Nureyev keeps talking in his smooth voice. This might not be so bad, after all. Juno doesnāt feel vulnerable, thereās nothing to be worried about, he knows heās safe with Nureyev. Whoās currently speaking, but Juno canāt recall what heās been saying. He focuses on Nureyevās steady voice again; he loves listening to that melodic voice.
āYou feel the tension leave your jaw, your neck, your chest, arms, thatās it, relaxā¦ā
Itās surprisingly easy, Juno thinks, to relax. Usually itās hard to let go of all the tension that sits in his body. It's such a constant part of him that it almost feels strange how easy it melts from his limbs.
āā¦ your stomach, your legs..."
He's breathing more deeply now, he notices. It's comfortable where he sits on the bed, letting his eye follow the pretty pendant that catches the light. He's safe here.
"...very good, relax for me, you're doing so well."
Juno feels warm at that. He's glad he's doing well. Nureyev's voice really suits this kind of thing, he thinks. Smooth and low and inviting. Juno wants to tell him he sounds nice, but he's so relaxed. It can wait. He struggles to keep his eye open.
"... even more relaxed and sleepy, and you'll only let go on my count - wait, Juno?"
The pendant stops for a moment. Juno lets out a low, protesting sound. It's very hard, but Juno lifts his heavy eye to Nureyev's face. He was doing well, wasn't he?
"Are you really -?" Nureyev says softly.
Juno's so relaxed and comfortable, he felt so close to letting go and now he's confused about what Nureyev's even talking about. He manages a questioning "hmm?"
Nureyev stares at him for a long moment, considering, and then he smiles again, showing his sharp teeth. He cups Juno's face, and it feels nice, so Juno leans into it.
"Oh Juno, you are too lovely, " Nureyev says and holds up the pendant again, swinging the beautiful crystal. "Look back at the crystal and keep listening. That's it, well done, and you feel yourself gliding back into the comfortable feeling. Just focus on my voice and how good it feels."
Juno's eye is following the jewel again, how it catches the light, his breathing evening out. He feels like he's enveloped in a soft blanket.
"When I count down, you will feel even more relaxed at every step. When I reach zero, you will sleep for me. You'll be fully under, open, and relaxed. No need to be distracted, just be in the moment, no need to think of anything else..."
Distantly, Juno hears Nureyev speak for another minute, then he starts to count down from ten. For every number, he feels heavier, and more and more comfortable. It's so easy to let go. He wants to let go, to let Nureyev take care of him. Vaguely, he realizes he's wanted it ever since Nureyev introduced him to his newest con. Blank, soft, mindless. Quiet. Juno wants that, and he trusts Nureyev. Of course he does.
"Zero. Sleep for me, Juno."
Juno does.
#ellie talks#ellie writes#oh my god I haven't written fics like this in seven years#tpp junoverse#juno steel#peter nureyev#jupeter#jupeter fic#well ficlet#I just got an ao3 account maybe this should go there idk#I'm extremely weak for hypnosis tropes in a way somebody probably could psychoanalyze but lets not#I just want hypnotized!juno ok#ofc we need Nureyev with a quiet mind at some point too maybe I'll get to that he needs it too#hey if you liked reading this please let me know#I might write more if people are interested#also apologies for any mistakes as english isn't my first languange#I'm writing the fic I want to see in the world#hypno!jupeter#lets be real nureyev would slay as a show hypnotist
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Trying to catch some luck in my horse shoe, got this thing instead
have I told you how much I love your designs yet? Because theyāre really fucking good like- oh my god I love them
theyāre just so cartoony and smooth- and I love that
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OH MY GOD WAIT HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE MINE
#OH MY GOD#IM GIGGLING#THIS#IS SO REAL#CANON#THANK YOU OH MY GOSHHHHHHHH#ONE OF MY FAVORITES#I NEED TO PUT THIS IN A FOLDER#NOW LET ME TAG THIS FOR MY SAKE#FOR ME?#BUT YEA WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOUR DESIGNS STILL APPLIES#PLEASE#AUGH IM SORRY I DIDNT NOTICE
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I don't like the way you guys talk about Palestinians asking for donations. I don't like it.
I had to see someone make MULTIPLE posts bitching and moaning about how people need to stop sending them asks asking for them to reblog their donation posts, that they'd just be blocking them from now on, and that they didn't care if they were vetted because they still found the act of sending asks to get reblogs on their donation links suspicious, even if they were in a dire situation. They even went as far as to say that they got an ask, deleted it, and then they got another ask from the same person, and accused the person of sending another ask to purposefully "get under their skin"
I don't know man, have you considered that being a victim of ongoing genocide will make you ask for help in whatever way you can? And sometimes that involves sending random blogs asks to see if they can donate or at the very least share your donation links? A Palestinian reaches out to you multiple times because they need help and your response is to whine about getting donation links in your inbox? I wish I had your problems
Also the thing about "getting the exact same ask from the exact same blog multiple times"... uh, duh? First of all, they're probably reaching out to dozens of blogs daily, do you think they're gonna type up a new paragraph for each blog they reach out to? Second of all, maybe they reached out to you multiple times because a. They really really really need the help and b. What, do you think they're gonna see your URL/blog and be like "oh! I already reached out to this blog, I'm not gonna send them another ask"? Or do you think they'll be like "this person has been reblogging other people's donation posts, maybe they'll reblog mine too"?
Like I understand being suspicious about getting sent donation links to your inbox, but literally all you have to do is check if the blog's been vetted by other bloggers? It's as easy as searching for their URL on tumblr sometimes, it literally takes less than a minute or two. And that's what bothers you? That's what you're complaining about? Find a real problem!!!
#if you recognize the person i'm specifically talking about in this post please don't harass them but i got SO angry when i saw their posts#last night they made a post saying that a scammer reached out to them so i looked up the 'scammer's' url and they were vetted by more than#one blogger so i commented on their post to let them know that#and today i remembered that and was wondering if they saw my comment so i went to their blog and found they deleted the post and instead#made like four posts about what i just described. what the actual fuck is wrong with some of you people. get a real problem oh my god!!!#i'm not mad about them deleting their original post btw i'm mad about the other shit they posted#if they had. idk. been nice in their posts i mayyybe would've let it slide but no they were FUMING they were so mad. that's what really#upset me. like genuinely how dare you#it's really not that hard to check if the blog that reached out to you is a scam or not. like literally palestinian bloggers on this site#have been working day and night to let us know which blogs are real and which aren't. donate to the fundraisers share them and get a real#problem or shut the fuck up about donations for the rest of your life#palestine#free palestine#cat rambles#i said this on discord but decided i wanted to talk about it here too so i reworded a bit of what i said on discord but it's mostly the same
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So like everyone who said the Mysaria/Rhaenyra kiss was going to go somewhere and the show wasnāt going to sideline her again after that attempt at wlw representation (when they cut out the canon queer female charactersā¦) How yāall feeling seeing nothing between them change their lord/advisor dynamic at all. And in fact do more for Rhaenyra and alicent. Or have any impact between her and daemon
Edit: ok I guess I canāt get rid of this poll.
#sure maybe they just didnāt have time to fit it in but oh my god when will they at this point#if thereās one thing I want itās an aknowlagment next season now that daemons back#like please let it mean something thereās nobody who wishes it mean something more than me#I am the person Iām addressing here like make no mistake#Iām just real salty haha š#txt#hotd spoilers#hotd#hotd s2 spoilers#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#hotd critical#anti hotd#mysaria#mysaria the white worm
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I don't want money. I don't want fame. I don't even want love. I want Naruhodo Ryunosuke's little hips. I waNT HIM YOU DON't understand...
#hi god#it's me cork again#please please make naruhodo real#i desperately need to hold his pretty waist#cork yap#cork bREAKDOWN#PLEEEAE PLEASE PLEASE#hi naruhodo can i try rizzing u up?#okay here i go#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE#oh he makes me melt inside#what a sweet mousy boy#my beloved...#just one hug#i neeeeed it...#let me squeeze him...
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the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ arenāt they just everything
kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING š„°š„° i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark š„¹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend
#iām so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged)#like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know#holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources š#i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide#liv in the replies#holyjost#i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES#anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ābrandon just says shitā part and had to start writing down notes (as follows)#there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled#dewey2 immediate āsharksā girl help the two of them on the bean bag together#the boat competition BOLDYāS CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon#also boldy motion sickness girlie heās so real for that one šš#and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot.#LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD.#LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!!#oh the shark lore š„ŗ dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium.#you can pet sharks there!!! i canāt even. i know iāve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connorās hand when he pets the shark#the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fishā¦ we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies#brandon praising connorās attitude š«” he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied.#also. save me hot brothers save me#what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi theyāre such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro#VLADDY MENTION THATāS MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL#OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT???#awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??)#connor dewar#brandon duhaime#minnesota wild#for reference!
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proper wash tucker is super super super slow burn because on one hand you have Mr. Trauma Holder Who Even at His Most Stable Fundamentally Thinks There's Something Too Broken About Him To Be In a Relationship And That's Not Even Getting Into the Internalized Military Homophobia He's Had to Operate Under to Avoid Discrimination. Mr. I Don't Know How to Conduct an Interpersonal Relationship Even if I Want It. And on the other spectrum you have Mr. I'm So Sexually Liberated For the Joke and Normalcy of It but I Actually Have Intensely Avoidant Interpersonal Behaviors And Internalized Homophobia And Also Trauma Surrounding Literally Everyone I've Ever Met and This Guy DID once Try To Kill My Best Friend And Also It's Cringe to Show Emotion.
so it takes them like 6 months to like admit to each other that they're even friends let alone bone
#rvb#1. it would take them like months to work up to hand holding let alone a fuck#2. while i like a lot of tuckington fics they bone WAY too soon for me#3. Agent Washington's Epsilon and Trauma Induced ED Is Real#4. 'Tucker Please Don't Say Cringe After We Kiss it Ruins the Mood'#5. oh god wash if we were together we'd be so disgusting around everyone i can't be accused of being like church ever ever ever act cool#6. oh no. oh god. wash just killed a mercenary and i want to suck his dick. im fucked. im fucked.#just some thoughts
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not to tuckington post but i do have to admit the girlies have something there with the fact that like. tuckington is one of the few ships where the people involved just like. genuinely like each other. like they still get exasperated by each others bullshit but theyāre still Actually Friends who simple enjoy each others company. you strip away all the other bullshit and they just like each other.
#theyāre friends. itās nice.#most relationships in rvb are on some level antagonistic#and like yes tuckington started like that but like you get halfway through season 11 and theyāre just. genuinely friends.#even chucker isnāt like that theyāre still as each others throats. the rituals.#wash understands the rituals heās done the rituals but heās old now. heās tired he doesnāt want them anymore#and tucker wants out of the rituals so badly. heās dying please. please just let him be normal and genuine.#he needs any excuse to act like a real person and not a caricature heās made of himself.#and wash realizes this and goes oh thank god. i thought you were really like that. oh god okay. no more rituals letās just talk like adults
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Look me in the eyes and tell me Kaito isn't a FOX
hes so silly, playful, curious, a trickster, energetic, and foxes are kinda mix between a dog and cat. He's a bit of a loner.
I see foxes as having the energy and playfulness of a dog but the gracefulness and wariness of a cat as well.
HIS LAUGH EVEN SOUNDS LIKE A FOX. KEKEKEK (might be a bit of a stretch but hahah I'll take it)
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I love the idea of Kaito with black fox ears and a tail. gotta draw him one day!
Then he temporarily dyes it/paints/sprays it for KID
This is more about human Kaito but well I headcanon when he gets flustered, his ears heat up. It would be so cute to pinch his red ears~ which are red just like a fox's fur hahhahah
yes thanks for coming to my TED talk. Not sure if this is a common opinion or not but eh might as well toss this into the fandom and feed it hehe
Edit: Another headcanon - Love language is teasing, physical touches, quality time. Very fitting for a fox~ He's very touchy to friends and lover(s - well whatever ship it is XD)
#cyn talks#im open for discussions hahahaha btu not really sure if ill have much to say sorry#kaito kuroba#kuroba kaito#kaito kid#i love him little trickster#hes so silly#oh god please dont let my real life friends see this#IM GONNA TO EXPLODE IF ANYONE POINTS ME OUT SPECIFICALLY IN DISCORD PLEASE-#Youtube#headcanons#headcanon#fox!kaito
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