#i neeeeed it...

[corxoran]

I don't want money. I don't want fame. I don't even want love. I want Naruhodo Ryunosuke's little hips. I waNT HIM YOU DON't understand...

[lavendervirgos]

"I'm not done with you yet" while they pull you back for another kiss. Or fuck you silly.

[heavenbarnes]

I used to date an older guy (like mid 40s) a few years back and I always got stupidly turned on when he fixed stuff around his house?? Like, he just knew hot to do it and did it. No googling, just him and his tools. Feel like it would fit somewhere in your older bf Simon stuff.

god love a fully capable “fuck it i’ll do it” type of man 🫶🏼

you know that your older bf!simon doesn’t believe in hiring tradespeople for a service.

“why would i pay someone to fuck about in my home?”

“they’re not fucking about, si! they’d be fixing the sink”

“i’ll do it”

you have no doubt that simon was more than capable of fixing things around the house but you also wanted him relaxing when he was home.

turns out he couldn’t relax at the thought of another man doing something for you.

so you let him do it, you threw your hands up and waved your white tea towel in defeat as you heard him banging around in the garage for tools.

hearing the faint sounds of grunting and the occasional swear word coming from the bathroom, you thought it might pay to go and see how he was getting on.

fucking hell.

simon was on his back, arms stretched up above him as his hands dwarfed the pipe they were wrapped around. t-shirt riding up, lines of his stomach leading right to his belt, knees bent and boots firmly planted on the floor, you could honestly just-

“oi, you gonna’ stare or help me?”

now how the fuck?

“your heads in the cupboard, how did you know-“

“i always know where you are, pass me the wrench”

crouching down beside him, you handed it over and stayed down there to watch him work. scarred knuckles wrapped around the handle of the tool, other palm flat against the base of the sink so you could see the veins.

he was something else entirely.

“how d’you know how to do all this?”

“taught m’self, come hold this”

you reached over to replace where his palm was so he could have both hands back. “but why? surely other people don’t learn all this?”

“other people don’t care about their sweet’art not having to lift a finger- move your finger for me”

the more you stretched to hold the sink, the more you felt yourself losing traction with it. naturally, simon noticed before you did.

“y’need to get closer, cm’ere”

tools landing to the side of him, two large hands plucked you up till you were dropped in his lap. precarious situation but you couldn’t deny the sink was a lot easier to reach.

you stayed like that, letting simon work in peace as you enjoyed your view. honestly, he could invite you to the end of the world and you’d just be happy to hold his hand.

one hand splayed out on his chest, the other holding the sink, you suddenly felt a tickle forming at the end of your nose. before you knew it, you were pulling your hand back to scratch it- the one holding the sink.

you panicked, realising it could very well land on simon’s head. but it didn’t, it stayed completely still. face screwing up, you leant in again to give the sink a nudge only to find out it was totally fixed.

“what the hell, si? why’d you have me doing all that?”

you saw the smirk on his face as he flashed a look over at you. suddenly, you realised you weren’t the only one enjoying the view.

the hand that didn’t have the wrench came out to give you a pat on the side of your hip.

“c’mon sweet’art, i can’t get anything outta’ this?”

[sgt-celestial]

My take on the Sherlock Holmes books

[thelasttime]

also i love taylor swift and her hyperspecific lyrics because how would we know that jake gyllenhaal isn't an organ donor, harry styles got 20 stitches in a snowmobile accident, joe worked at a yogurt shop when he was sixteen, calvin harris is boring, matty has a stupid typewriter, like yes girl!!!! GIVE US THE DETAILS!!!

[linkedin-offficial]

youll never guess where ive been

[miikpal]

for consumption

[purplecatghostposts]

You don’t understand, I NEED to see how Adrien would pretend to be Félix for something. I need some sort of situation where Félix needs Adrien to pretend to be him for a few hours so he can get away for a while and for Adrien to at first be like, “You sure? I’m kinda rusty but I think I can pull it off!” And then for Adrien to immediately dial up the dramatics the second he’s in Félix’s clothes.

I need Adrien to exaggerate all of his cousin’s traits, being over the top cryptic, cold, and snarky one moment then a dramatic showman the next. I need Adrien to visibly be having so much fun because he’s helping his cousin by making fun of him a little. I need Félix to witness Adrien’s performance and be like, “Oh no, he’s terrible, this was a mistake—” but then be absolutely wrecked by the knowledge that NOBODY is noticing a difference aside from like, Kagami and have a mini crisis of “Is this how I act?? That’s not how I act?? How are they falling for this??”

And by the end of it Adrien is like, “Y’know, that was really fun! We should do this more often, I see why you do it all the time! :D” And Félix is just sitting there. Head in hands. Grappling with this new information.

Also just:

Adrien, pulling out an absurd amount of stolen rings out of his pockets: Also what do you do with these once you’ve got them? I might’ve committed to the role a little too much.

Kagami, nodding along very seriously: Your method acting is incredible.

Félix, staring in horror: I’m not a kleptomaniac… Am I?

[ecstarry]

i need james pulling regulus closer by his belt and then teasing reg because he’s blushing but regulus is stubborn so then he fixes james’ collar and now that gets an undeniable reaction from james, like comically clearing his throat and then someone passes by so they both take a step back and they go on about their day constantly playing that interaction on loop and hoping to run into each other again

[lucabyte]

isat doodles in the form of a silly-serious-silly sandwich

[aozui]

touya as a closeted sweetheart who refuses to tell you he has a crush on you, though he will tell everyone you’re his girlfriend. everyone but you, of course.

he opens doors for you, gets flowers sent to you when you have a bad day, and checks up on you daily. he simply assumes all of that is enough indication.

..until you bring someone else as a date to a party and he loses his head. a black-eyed touya, some ice, and a little grumbling on the porch, is what it took for him to tell you outright. you called him stupid, laughed in his face (affectionate). he got offended and gave you week long silent treatment. that weekend—he showed up on your doorstep: delivered the flowers himself.

tomorrow, you’ll go and tell the entire world touya todoroki is your boyfriend, just to even the score.

[theeroticlover]

Mhmmmm !!!! Want...

[lavendervirgos]

Things I need someone to say to me:

"That's my girl. Cum for me."

[kinnieys]

NSFW CONTENT!ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗

warnings: breeding kink, unprotected sex, reader called baby, love, mom

thinking about gojo with breeding kink :c, he would force his little sweetheart (you), on your back, pressed on the mattress as he ruts into you, his hips stuttering whenever your little cunny squeezed him too much.

his eyes went to the place you both connected, his cock covered in your juices and his cum <3

you didn't even get how many times you gushed over him already. all you could think about right now was his words. gojo leaned to your neck getting a bit whiff of your sweet scent and started to press his hot lips on your throat and under your ear, not changing his peace.

"your pussy s'so good love" he uttered in a high whine kissing your neck again while his cock bruised your cervix, making you cum again, your body shaking at the intensity of it. after we thrusts he cummed inside you again, white painting your insides. he didn't pull out and just looked at your face, so happy and mesmerized. "you will make a good mom, baby" he whispered and pampered you with kisses for the rest of the night :3 after all you will be mother to his child soon!

[mizzyislost]

aromantic flag colorpicked from chilchuck. btw. if you even cared.

[forestials]

You have been alone, but no more.