#oh I will

[lavenderspence]

woke up this morning with the sudden desire to write DELICIOUS, ANGSTY smut...wow

[adore-nyx]

Just like heaven

[magicbungelic]

Why do I always feel intense dissociation when reading about systems.. it immediately triggers it

[dio-the-thot-exterminator]

Yeah it’s his day, y’all not bout to escape him <3

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[girldraki]

[cornpapers]

[zedazone]

knuckle tattoos that say YAOI and YURI

[wolfythewitch]

She said to me child I’m afraid for your soul

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[ered]

Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names

when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names

hope this helps!

[monsoon-of-art]

[brightlotusmoon]

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[vamprisms]

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time