#og ducklings

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

house's ducklings and his wilson

[realbeefman]

early seasons house md was peak because i truly and deeply believe that NONE of the team liked each other. this is not to say they didn’t love and care deeply for and obsess over each other. just that they didn’t LIKE each other and it was fucking PALPABLE

[halfclanblood]

I NEED an edit with the three og ducklings coming to House after they've killed someone with the lyrics "mama, just killed a man" maybe the next line of Bohemian rhapsody by Queen in the background. Maybe when it says Mama it shows House and then the ducklings.

[marc--chilton]

house md/saw crossover where lawrence transfers to ppth and adam comes with, on-record as an orderly but really it's just that he and lawrence aren't doing so hot if they're separated for too long quite yet.

wilson and lawrence become easy work friends, obviously, and lawrence appreciates how easily wilson accommodates him without being pitying about it (adjusting his stride when they walk, tentatively asking about his foot not for the gory details of his trap but out of medical curiosity; aspects he's clearly picked up via being friends with house)

adam, naturally, turns out well-liked by a Lot of people bc like.... it's adam. he'll chat up patients, nurses, doctors..... if he can remember sometimes he'll take the time to sit with some patients who don't get many visitors because he's all too familiar with the feeling himself of being hospitalized and left to heal alone in a sterile room since no family nor friends found him worth seeing. he learns about house through befriending ducklings (kutner and thirteen are his pals for sure; kutner asks to see his photography, totally unfazed when adam jokes that his most recent stuff is stalker shots, and adam likes to flirt mostly unseriously at thirteen both as a compliment to her and so he can get a listen on her insane dry wit) (actually adam/thirteen would go crazy. there could be a whole subplot where ppl find out they hooked up but they're both super chill about it bc they were never aiming for being a Thing, they just wanted to check out sex with each other. and it was fine so it's not even a deal to either of them, let alone a big deal)

he's not happy to admit it but adam is a little terrified of house. just a bit. just based off the things he's heard from literally All Over the hospital. so when house corners him and demands to know what he's heard (he's annoyed bc adam can be slippery when he wants to be and house wanted to try to needle out jigsaw info on him; house is almost positive he could catch jigsaw before the cops could) adam is quick on the draw. "that you're funny as hell, scary as shit, and way smarter than me. hey, while you're staring me down like this, you wanna use your x-ray vision and see if i still have bullet fragments in my arm? i've been starting to think they missed some back at angel of mercy"

after that house seems to?? approve of him?? he's funny, he's got snark, he's got problems..... he ticks all the boxes for someone house would find himself befriending. adam is wary on returning the sentiment, too suspicious from all the conniving things he's been told house has done in the past, but he does take house up on the offer of destressing in his office if lawrence is busy/he's afraid of annoying him (recurring fear particularly at work) so. yea

[greghatecrimes]

He really had a "pee is stored in the balls" moment

[oriley42]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: House M.D. Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gregory House/James Wilson, Allison Cameron/Robert Chase/Eric Foreman, Eric Foreman/Remy "Thirteen" Hadley Characters: Gregory House, James Wilson (House M.D.), Remy "Thirteen" Hadley, Lawrence Kutner, Chris Taub, Eric Foreman (House M.D.), Allison Cameron, Robert Chase, Lisa Cuddy Additional Tags: Sleep Deprivation, Crack, Humor, Mistletoe, Holidays, ducklings polycule exponential expansion, the peanut gallery vs hilson nonsense, Love Confessions 

Summary: A sleep-deprived House and his minions make mistletoe mayhem across the snowed-in hospital.

Gift for @saywhatjessie, premise inspired by occultbooks’ adorable doodle, thank you @wilson-is-a-slut for organizing this House MD holiday exchange!

[thankstothe]

House MD is a show that has scenes in it

[wilson-is-a-slut]

YES, FUCK FOREMAN

and the rest of the main three fellows, i hate them all equally

[especially early series] foreman acts as if house is his older brother who is "always right" (news flash: he is) and runs to cuddy whenever something doesn't go his way like, "but mommmmmm" like eric fucking cartman from south park, and it's annoying as shit

and not to mention that later on in the show he also commits some high levels of malpractice and gets away with it, yet still acts like a total dick about it; "woe is me, how will I regain a clean conscience again?" like dude, stfu. he's so hypocritical because he's always the one who wants to leave and even tells others to leave (wilson) yet he FUCKING STAYS! like dude, pick a fucking lane

I said that he is the worst parts of house and wilson combined and I'll say it again:

FOREMAN IS THE WORST PARTS OF HOUSE AND WILSON COMBINED

as for cameron and chase; I absolutely love chase, but as for cameron? I like her enough to say that I don't hate her, but I believe that she did chase dirty (very much in the same vein as house did cuddy dirty) but when she yelled at chase "I don't know!" about loving him, I think I started to like her more because I think she was finally starting to figure out who she was as a person, and not just some character on a tv show

[oddlittlestories]

Okay I could be offbase here (haven’t done a full rewatch of s1-3 in literally nine years lol) but

I think the OG trio are buddies but maybe not until after they all break up with House the first time?

Like. They may love each other but by the end of s3 there’s also a lot of misery and seething.

Then they vibe 100% like besties in s4.

Thoughts?

[iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife]

Foreman haters do NOT fucking interact.

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

felled by the poisonous nostalgia of baby og ducklings gifs and funny still-not-desensitized-to-medical-malpractice reactions might just go and rewatch season one of house md instead of playing chicken with mid season seven

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

fictional characters are so important to me

[coachbeards]

RAHHHHH I love thirteen hadley

[marc--chilton]

shoutout to the time that i put house md characters into clangen and chase and cameron IMMEDIATELY became mates. after cameron got pregnant on moon 1. then it turned out the kits weren't even chase's

[greghatecrimes]

Still not a Foreteen shipper, but I can’t deny that watching the clinical trial arc all in a short period has me invested in Foreman’s character in a way I haven’t been since the last time I watched Euphoria🥺Foreman, I’m sorry I haven’t paid you more attention.

[allylikethecat]

Chapters: 22/? Fandom: The 1975 (Band) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: George Daniel/Matthew Healy Characters: Matthew Healy, George Daniel, Ross Macdonald, Adam Hann, Jamie Oborne Additional Tags: Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction, Past Drug Addiction, Mpreg Summary:

Matty lied, which was probably a mistake since he was a shit liar on a good day, and today wasn’t a good day. He was much better at just, not saying anything, even though his therapist had told him that was really just lying by omission. He couldn’t meet Jamie’s eyes, and knew he was sweating nervously. He was hyper aware that he could feel the wand in his back pocket.

.

Just like in the bathroom after the show, two parallel lines stared back at him, confirming deep down what he already knew. The test was positive.