#cameron -> wilson

[greghatecrimes]

Still not a Foreteen shipper, but I can’t deny that watching the clinical trial arc all in a short period has me invested in Foreman’s character in a way I haven’t been since the last time I watched Euphoria🥺Foreman, I’m sorry I haven’t paid you more attention.

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[thatboisus]

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[pan1ck]

[autisticats23]

think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.

[natti-ice]

every time i remember my favorite person isn’t real

[l0caltiredgirl]

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

[heph]

Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️

[acidicwerewolf]

I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

[cannibalosergirl]

any hate on lisa cuddy is purely sexism, she wasn't annoying she just didn't want her doctors committing medical war crimes

[freakyalex990]

Okay, Pride Month is almost over... Pack it up homos...

[housemdfever]

House MD text posts except I'm running out of titles

13 and Chase are literally just House's kids atp

[thatboisus]

reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

[loumandivorce]

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point