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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
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daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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#this took me so long to figure out! it's so hard to find a good arguing partner#videos#stolen from instagram#thank you for the life lessons dish washing off-brand freddie mercury
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if y’all see this floating around: yes, it’s from me, and yes, you can find the original post on hoyolab under the same user <3
#fuck ai#gacha life 2#gacha club#gacha life#procreate#ibispaintx#clip studio paint#picrew#art#memes#ai users dni#i don’t support ai#fuck off#my creation#wowzers#did i really hit#10k#15k#???#20k#omg
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
#my version of a happy ending au#mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing anya#anya#curly#my art#considering this game takes place in a hellscape#i imagine one of the other horrifying angles for anya was that she might not even have the rights to abort the wound#so i like to think. curly. thinking he's going to die anyway. just takes all of the medical bills from his crew#because if he lives then he'll spend his life paying it all off#and if he dies. then he takes the burden with him#but him and anya are horrible horrible parallels now. and they cant NOT care about each other#he'll turn himself into the horse. he'll be the beast of burden. anything he said. anything#and for once he actually means it.
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So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?
“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”
And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.
#not whump#more real life ramblings let’s gooooo#EDIT genuinely why is THIS the post that took off#I have muted notifications for this thing mate I didn’t even double check my spelling#and you fuckers ran with it#good for you but also why
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“Good Luck, Babe!”
#parkour civilization#pkciv#evbo#seawatt gaming#clownpierce#seavbo#mcyt#comic#croudjay draws#this comic took years off my life#((i regret coloring this orz))#anyway this comic was inspired by rain paris' cover of good luck babe#why that cover specifically? idk
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My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭
Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?
Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.
Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?
Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!
Random kid: he looks like you! :D
Jason: *leaves the room*
Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?
#Jason dangling off the balcony sobbing#THIS IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE#I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE#I SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD ITS TOO LATE FOR ME#WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS#actually don’t answer that#AGONY PURE AGONY#I WISH I WAS BACK IN ETHIOPIA AT LEAST THAT WAS MORE MERCIFUL#Bruce: *nervously* Jason please step back from the ledge#dc comics#batman#batfam#dcu#batfamily#bruce wayne#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#bruce Wayne and Jason Todd#good dad bruce wayne#shitpost#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes
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guess who finally finished the main part of their final and can now draw poolverine without feeling guilty?? It is I!!!
#been working on my book non stoo for like 2-3 months and I sent it off to print yesterday#i still have some things left to do but I do finally have some time for other things again!!#woooo!!#so take this poolverine wip#they have taken over my life#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#WIP
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[Winx] come get your glitter girlies ✨
#my art#winx club#this took years off my life for some reason#but i dearly love their unapologetic maximalism#cw eyestrain
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You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
#having a conversation about pathological fears of animal#if you put me in a room with the worlds chillest nicest chimpanzee I would be in hysteric#it’s been that way ever since age 12#that scene in nope was the most validated I’ve ever felt in my life#lea off topic tag#I just want to gauge if people have specific phobias of certain animals
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s’alright, it was a pretty small chance he would’ve gotten hit
#wild life smp spoilers#LETS GO. NEW LIFE SERIES DROP#way too close for comfort :sob:#that mining session was so cartoonish. i cant believe they all walked off the edge one by one :skull:#traffic smp#trafficblr#wild life#mumbo jumbo#skizzleman#grian#paranoia group raised eyebrow#mcyt#doodle arc
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having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!
there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.
#and before one of u is like '' i have no friends :(" i used to be there too actually#abusive partner cut me off from ALL of 'em. i didn't think i was lovable#it made me EXCEPTIONALLY shy. i still am actually!!!!#i just ... started saying ''yes.''#i would take pictures of flyers in my library and go to whatever events they had#i started taking community classes#if someone mentioned like ''i am gonna start x group'' i actually took a deep breath#and approached them to be like . okay i want in.#i started making the first move with new people - a small compliment#a smile or a little joke. just to share the space with them.#i have MASSIVE social anxiety. bad parent and bad relationship will do that to ya.#but i just... kept going. and going. and going. to each of these little things. and then...#like. .... idk i just am very blessed. i have a STUPID number of friends#a lot of which i reconnected with. bc it turns out love is never wasted. adult life just.#like. gets in the way. but also... i loved u as a weird little kid. i love u now as a weird big adult.#i promise i PROMISE ur friends are out there. u just have 2 find them. and btw#i didn't make friends with everyone. but i did get a lot of people to smile or laugh.#aint that something.#this process took me something like 2 years. it was HARD!!!!!!!!!!#i love u!!! hard things are often worth it!!!
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Is this anything
#scott pilgram takes off#scott pilgrims precious little life#scollace#scollace fanart#wallace wells#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim spoilers#spto spoilers
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So I already made a full post about the Wild Life spreadsheet but it was more of a user manual than anything and I just needed to be sure everyone gets to see just how bonkers insane this session was because I-
Insanity. Chaos. I need an entire SMP based on this premise
#(btw i'm pretty sure the numbers may be slightly off because i think someone used a snail to do a kill so i need to double check that)#wild life#wild life smp#wlsmp#trafficblr#life series#saf does stats
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#fence posts#wild life#traffic series#traffic smp#trafficblr#smallishbeans#geminitay#ldshadowlady#solidaritygaming#goodtimeswithscar#bigbst4tz2#mumbo jumbo#skizzleman#grian#zombiecleo#impulsesv#smajor1995#pearlescentmoon#tangotek#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#rendog#inthelittlewood#(I feel like I need to explain but this season is so ((wild)) west coded to me ((they’re all based off of aspects from that era !! :3)
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Took a long time to complete my first run, so it's only right to celebrate it by doing an equally long piece of the companions 🫶
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#pspsps boo is flipping off tara#tav#shadowheart#lae'zel#gale dekarios#minthara#tara#karlach#jaheira#wyll ravengard#minsc and boo#halsin#astarion#bg3 durge#owlbear#scratch#everyones here#this is the most characters i've done rendered in my life whew.. talk about casting time#artists on tumblr
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