#obey me maddi

[devildomwriter]

Fun Facts 651-660

• Overhearing how much the brothers missed a soup from the Celestial Realm, Simeon hunted down the most similar ingredients he could find in the Devildom to make it for them.

• Mammon was once kidnapped by vines

• Leviathan made himself an octopus costume so he could sneak up on Lucifer. Lucifer threw him into the ocean.

• Even on his days off, Barbatos has a hard time stopping himself from working

• When his brothers splashed him, Satan pulled out a water bazooka and chased them down

• The Great Witch Maddi made Mammon cry. He refuses to be near her now.

• Leviathan accidentally threw a trident at Diavolo

• Solomon once blew up the kitchen in a failed cooking attempt and called MC trying to convince them it was a figment of their imagination and not to come check on him.

• Barbatos gave Belphegor a growth-spurt soup but Belphie drank too much and grew to be the size of the castle.

• When everyone was given a Lepus to raise, Beelzebub was put in charge of feeding them instead because they were worried he might eat his.

641-650 • 661-670

[kannouo]

Thoughts on Maddi

so, apparently hating/not hating maddi is kind of a touchy subject for some people, but i have some thoughts on her too.

we know that maddi is beautiful and a witch. the only other things we know about her is that she so badly harassed diavolo in an attempt to get him to marry her that he actually almost had to give in, and did something to mammon that traumatised him so badly he came home crying, stopped spending money for a while and experienced night terrors. she also pursued and harassed lucifer, who has a chat in which he specifically says he couldn't get rid of her because of her status.

we don't know what exactly she did to mammon, but solmare did clarify that it wasn't sexual assault, and that's all the insight we have.

i totally understand the criticism of misogyny in this fandom — thirteen haters i will find you — but the widespread hatred of maddi does not stem from misogyny. it comes from the fact that the only things we know about her point to the fact she sexually harasses people and did something bad enough to traumatise one of the main love interests in the story, who of course people are going to sympathise with.

in fact, and this may be controversial, i think people trying to defend her stems from sexism more than the hatred of her does. like it or not, there is still a stigma around accepting men can be victims of harassment by women. that inherently stems from the belief that women are incapable, and men as the "superior" gender can't be taken advantage of.

as much as i hate the "imagine if the roles were reversed" argument usually, i will actually use it here just because i think it fits. imagine if lucifer and diavolo were female characters and maddi was male. imagine how the stories about her harassing diavolo into a romantic relationship and outright refusing to leave him alone would be interpreted then.

anyway, maddi is a cool and interesting character to think about, but fuck her.

[the-great-witch-maddi]

𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐, 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔…

𝙸𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝙸, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒.

𝙼𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝.

𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚖𝚎.

𝚂𝚘 𝚋𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗.

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜.

"𝑩𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅. 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒔, 𝑹𝑼𝑵. 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉��𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔, 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒔…"

Anons:

 🦭 , 🐑🖤, 🦡, 🍄, 🎶 ,🎀, 🎭 , 👨‍🦲, 🕷️, 🃏, 🦊 , 🪭, 🦐,☕,🍭

Lore:

The Three M's (𝗎𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝗒 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍'𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍, 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗋)

[harunayuuka2060]

Barbatos: I sincerely apologize. However, I will not provide you the address they're staying at.

Maddi: I'm a little bit worried because I'm not seeing the attendant today. Are they sick or something?

Barbatos: It is their day-off.

Maddi: What a pity. I will be coming back tomorrow then.

Barbatos: Thank you and I apologize for the inconvenience.

*Maddi has left.*

Diavolo: She's not looking for me anymore...

Barbatos: Yes. So it seems.

Diavolo and Barbatos: ...

Diavolo: I am relieved. But I'm still concerned.

Barbatos: You should be. She's after our dear attendant now.

Solomon: Excuse me. But we are on a date right now.

Maddi: Postpone it. I matter more.

MC: When? No one has informed me. *smiles*

Maddi: *glares*

MC: Now, now. Don't be mad. *chuckles*

Solomon: *standing behind MC* *the one being glared at*

Solomon: Um.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#900 Maddi upgrades potential lover

Love the idea of...Maddi vs. Diavolo over your heart-

Maddi*With You on her lap, letting you privileges on using her chest as pillows as you take a VERY much needed nappy*

Dia*Smilling with a dark aura*Maddi...You appear to have something on your blouse...

Maddi*Smilling "innocently"*What is it your Highness?~

Dia*In his demon form now* MY HUMAN

[thegreatwitchmaddi]

Z said someone's watching their dreams. Specifically causing distrese and nightmares to her.

Thankfully she's figured out that they are new to the magic, and aren't a demon so they're relatively less harmful.

Though, I definitely felt the need to warn you if you weren't already keeping tabs on your girlfriend.

I see. Alright.

Who wants to get their head chopped off?

:)

[bevy-obeyme]

MADDI IF I SEE YOU I AM SQAURING UP!!

[witheredapple]

*On live TV*

Diavolo: I would just like to start by saying there have been… some rumors… about my personal life that I would like to settle once and for all

Diavolo: As my long-suffering fiancée can attest *puts an arm around Maddi*

Maddi: *Smiling at the cameras*

Diavolo: I am gay.

Maddi:

The brothers, watching the TV: 😧

Lucifer:

(Angry) Barbatos: 🙂

Diavolo: And I have also been seeing Lucifer for a couple months now

Lucifer: *Whispering to himself* Dammit Diavolo

[princeofdevildom]

I never thought I would have to contact you this way but this is the fastest way possible.

Maddi is in the Devildom. Keep an eye on your daughter and husband. Maddi is trying to influence him.

The lord of the heavens himself, warning me about that… horrid woman. Fear not, I have it all covered. I appreciate your concern greatly and I am grateful you thought of reaching out to me. …I must go now.

[temis-de-leon]

I just finished reading the ssr memory card in devilgram where Satan and Lucifer need to be escorts for Maddi.

Not gonna lie, I'm kinda scared of her. It would be funny if she could become a friend to mc and not a reason to be intimidated, but she acts soooo predatory.

Mammon goes to her house and comes back crying and with nightmares, Diavolo doesn't even want to see her and Lucifer says every man she likes will end up in her house/bed. He also warns Satan about her beauty so he doesn't fall for her.

Brother, she's the real demon here. If i was actually there I would fold like a chair out of fear. Fuck Satan and his rage; I'm scared of Maddi.

EDIT (because i just thought about it): she kinda reminds me of Jennifer Aniston's character in Horrible bosses.

In case you haven't seen the movie, she sexually harass her employee because she wants him and he doesn't have anywere else to work. (Spoiler: she r*p*d him while he was asleep).

Masterlist

[devildomwriter]

Do you have any info posts about witches in game?

I do now

1. Witches are mentioned the most in season one of the OG game because Mammon is still under the thumb of three of them. He got into trouble with a particularly nasty group of witches, Mammon says it was three, other believe it was up to ten. They tried forcing him to make a pact but Lucifer told them to cut Mammon into pieces instead and somehow in the end he just ended up as a chauffeur/errand boy for them.

2. It’s mentioned Asmodeus once brought a witch home and she turned into a spider to hide from Lucifer but he still found her.

3. In a Devilgram, the Great Witch Maddi is introduced. She is apparently still youthful in appearance despite being thousands of years old and this is due to her power. She stayed in the Devildom and attempted to make Diavolo marry her. She also made Mammon cry once and whenever she visits, Diavolo avoids her and has Satan and Lucifer handle her because she likes attractive men.

4. Another witch mentioned only in season one is Helene. She was a strong witch who was trapped in a painting and villainized after having a relationship with Asmodeus which started a war.

5. Another witch mentioned in season one with some dialogue is Grisella. She created a book that switches bodies and predicted it would help Satan and Lucifer’s relationship and she is described as being their fan. She was later murdered by her helper when she refused to mentor him because she knew her time was coming soon. Her spirit helps solve her own murder before she moves on.

6. In a game event, Lucifer claims there are witches powerful enough to cover the Devildom in snow.

7. Mammon implies that witches are supposed to be able to see the future.

8. Witches are often mentioned as living in the Devildom which is something humans don’t do as Solomon and MC are mentioned as being the first, so witches are considered a separate species/Demi-human. Although in season one they are also mentioned to live in the human world as Mammon got into trouble with those witches too.

9. A witch mentioned only once is Artemisia. Diavolo says he hasn’t visited her in a while and Lucifer declined visiting as he owes her favors after what happened with Mammon.

10. Mammon believes novice witches are easy targets for scams and that he can pay Levi pack this way.

11. In season two Diavolo mentions a witch’s sabbath. He instructs how others should handle a witch who requests a summoning without an application in advance. This implies that demons and witches have contractual agreements and that witches have to request to summon a demon before doing so.

12. Solomon says he associates with witches on occasion.

13. Witches are the ones who let Solomon know when the strange phenomenon in the human world inadvertently caused by MC finally ended.

14. In season three Mammon mentions that once when Asmodeus fell sick a bunch of demons and witches showed up and turned it into a party.

15. In season three Mammon mentions he has to be used to the human world because of always serving the witches. It’s also implied Lucifer doesn’t know the extent of it and if he did he’d probably interfere.

16. In season three, Diavolo mentions doing business in the human world due to demand for magical products by the witches and sorcerers who live there.

17. Cats are a common familiar of witches. We know this because in season three Satan kidnapped a bunch of cats for a cat cafe and Barbatos returned them all to the witches who owned them.

18. Mammon is mentioned as often receiving shady items from witches. I’m season four it’s mentioned one gift was given to him by a witch as congratulations for repaying her.

[markovthesoulreaper]

Hello.

My name is Markov.

Friend to some.

Lover to one.

Enemy to all.

We shall all meet our end.

But you shall meet me at your end as well.

“Death is but a part of life”

[arlcchin]

Maddi haters are the weakest links A FUCKING THREAD. Tw:opinion?!?!?😨😨

-first off im gonna say. I am a victim of sexual assault. And i hate how people Lied and spread rumors about Maddi "saing" Mammon. And its only because she said him and luci and satan are "her types" and because shes a fucking girl. AND DONT EVEN TRY TELLING ME "no its not because shes a girl.OH BOY YES IT IS.

Ur favs did so much more wrong things then Maddi making someone uncomfortable.

Literally tried to kill u, oh wait one of them ALMOST FUCKING SUCCEEDED.

2. The fact everyone freaked out about 13 when she got out to the point they went on to harass Solmare to delete her just proves more.

I just want to say.

I LOVE Evil women and Mean fictional women.If youre mad ,that means shes written well, tho Maddi isnt even in the game yet and everyone is shitting on her.

If it was man everyone would be like "oh my god i love him so hot"

Just proves that not EVEN FICTIONAL WOMEN CAN ESPACE SEXISM.

Im not saying u cant hate Maddi,or whatever the fuck. Just dont make stupid ass headcanons that are harmful or disgusting or just doesnt make sense bcs u know nothing about her. Shes a beautiful witch and ure acting like she shouldnt have feelings or her type.

And ure acting like Lucifer probably didnt fuck people before us. Hes over 10,000,000 years old.

Stop being insecure over a fucking pixel holy shit YOU ARE THE MC. MC GETS EVERYONE. IF MADDI EVER COMES TO THE GAME SHE WILL PROBABLY BE OUR DATEABLE.

Oh and.

There was this rumor going around Maddi had sex with Lucifer,help me God tell me u didnt read the escorts without telling me.

Oh no Satan and Lucifer compliment one of the most beautiful witches ever BEFORE THEY EVEN MET MC?! CRAZYYY

Bye. Mean hot witch women solos 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏☠️☠️

[harunayuuka2060]

Lucifer: Diavolo, we need to stop them.

Diavolo: I would want to... However, we shouldn't intervene.

Lucifer: MC is in a disadvantage here. What can a low-level demon do?

Barbatos: I'm not sure. But maybe getting into her skin?

MC: *serves some refreshments to Maddi*

Maddi: My, you have such manners for a lowly demon.

MC: Thanks. It's taking me a lot of self-control not to pour these juices onto your face. *smiling*

Maddi: You should do that and you'll lose your precious job.

MC: Why? You assume you're that important?

Maddi: I'm the most powerful witch in all three worlds. I'm sure Lord Diavolo will never disregard me.

MC: Yes, yes. The mind of a delusional~.

Maddi: What?! I'm no delusional!

MC: *therapist mode* I know acceptance is hard sometimes.

Lucifer, Diavolo, and Barbatos: ...

Lucifer: Maddi's face is getting red in rage.

Barbatos: I think I'm right with my previous statement.

[bowieieieie]

I would ask with all the skibidi sigma alpha i have.....can we all do a war againt lucitrash ?

yes. my husband shall join.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#927 DAMN ASMO-

AFTER the party...Diavolo let the brothers...and even Maddie stay in the castle to sleep over, The Big Three..Plus Maddie is enjoying their morning tea when...

Mc*Pops inside holding a magazine, nervously walking towards them*Luci, um, if you knew Asmo would kill you for something that you did that turned out really bad for him, would you tell him, or would you try to keep it from him?

Luci: Oh, now, My love, haven't I told you to confront your problems? Now, what could you possibly have done to Asmo that was so horrible?-

Mc*Raises brow and snorts*-Not me! You

Luci*Standing up quick and grabbing his coat*-Barbatos, A portal- I'm going to the human realm

Mc*Showing him an article on fashion*He's a fashion "Don't".

Luci: What's that to do with me?

Mc: Read the caption!

Luci: "Who let him out of the house with that purse?"-AAAAAAH!?-Barbatos, get this piece of trash out of here!

Barb*Going to Maddi, smirking at her*You heard the man, move it.

Maddi*Glares at Barbatos*...

Asmodeus comes in looking for his fashion magazine...making everyone in the room evade being too close to him...when Lucifer tries to hide it, He fails...and Maddie gives Asmodeus the magazine maliciously ...

Asmo*Looking at his articles seeing his picture and heading out the door*-Oh, I look fabulous. Look, they gave me half a page!~Oh, I gotta go call Solly & Satan!~

Everyone covers their ears...but hears nothing...and ENRAGED Asmodeus comes back

Asmo*Pointing at the door, seeing everyone running to leave*Everybody out!

Asmo*Stops Lucifer from leaving and sits him in the chair, taking out his phone* Not you!?

Luci: Oh, Dearest Asmodeus, let's not be hasty about this-

Asmo: Don't you worry-It's gonna be slow and painful*Calls a number and smiles as they answer*Hi, Michael!~, Yeah I have Lucifer here saying HOW MUCH HE MISSED YOU AND WANTS TO KNOW HOW UCH YOU MISSED HIM!~TELL HIM ALL ABOUT IT!~

Luci*Gets handed the phone...with a horrified face*...

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