#obey me canon

[devildomwriter]

Diavolo Canonically has fangs and I can die happy now

[bevy-obeyme]

Lucifer Facts!!:

- He is actually an affectionate drunk.

- He loves all kinds of music, ranging from classical and cursed records to even metal and rock.

- Lucifer is very passionate about theatre and loves musicals.

- Surprisingly enough, Lucifer hates technopop.

- He refers to himself as a ‘’Demonus Enthusiast’’.

- Lucifer is not a fan of modern art.

- Like Mammon, Lucifer is not a morning demon.

- Lucifer is skilled in playing a range of instruments. Some honourable mentions are piano, violin, guitar and even the drums.

- He is also stated to be a good vocalist.

- Lucifer likes his beverages strong. A valid example would be that he likes his tea that is grown in the ground and covered by solidified volcanic lava that amplifies its sweetness.

[luxthestrange]

Obey me!Memes #186

[leniisreallycool]

Where are my unhinged Obey Me headcanons

Like, canon is insane.

Beel once gaslit himself into not being hungry by creating a story in his head where he washed up on an uninhabited island and was saved by a cheeseburger who he then claimed as a brother but was secretly a demon eater so he had to eat the cheeseburger to survive.

Lucifer took his brothers camping one time and took over everything because "they weren't doing it right". These activities included sleeping (Asmo), eating (Beel), and chainsaw murdering (some unnamed serial killer). They all walked away and let Lucifer hop in circles around the fire holding the chainsaw over his head

Lucifer turned everyone in name test boxes because they all got bad grades.

Mammon sold a shit ton of Miss Em dolls so he could get around the penalty of saying "I miss MC" and those dolls came alive and turned all the brothers into Miss Em dolls. Then they all combined into one very large See Em doll and flew off into the moonset while singing

And then fanon is like "he's a daddy dom with a breeding kink"

Y'all where the fuck are my unhinged headcanons

[turtleybeachin]

I mean I had already assumed but love the confirmation there is no gas no battery, in Devildom you just infuse your ✨magic into a vehicle to make it vroom vroom. Excellent.

But more importantly, "I don't know how it works in the human world"? Please. PLEASE. So there's a chance Lucifer rented a car in the human world once and called the customer service desk furious that he was 'channeling his power into this defective vehicle' and some poor rental agent had to just "..... cool. so did you put gas in the tank?"

P L E A S E . I love these idiot demons baffled by human technology they're so cute.

[shyvien]

Here are 100 random quotes from Lucifer!

Sourced from the OM! Wiki, chats, devilgram, screenshots I found, etc. I made this list to help with studying to write the characters in character. (Not really proofread, sorry if there are mistakes. Also, there may be spoilers. If so, they’re minor spoilers)

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​​“Do you want my attention? Why don't we talk for a little then? I have enough energy for that. As your presence is so very soothing to me.“

​​“Heh, not afraid to get sassy with me anymore, are you?”

​​“Let's celebrate until you cannot stand anymore.“

​​“No need to rush. I won't be able to help you if you fall down in the middle of the street. Rather, I would probably enjoy the sight.”

​​“...Well? How do you like Demonus-flavored kisses?“

​​“I believe it's long been established that if anyone's going to be eating them, it will be me.“

​​“If you want me to keep you from running that mouth of yours, you need only ask.“

​​“Are you poking fun at me right now? I see you like to play with fire. Well, there's a punishment for getting cheeky with me like that. Come here, MC”

​​“I am exceedingly concerned…”

​​“Now Listen, and listen well. I will not be your possession. I won’t belong to you. You will belong to me.”

​​“You seem repentant, so I shall forgive you.”

​​“Are you still tired from last night? After all, I didn’t let you get much sleep.”

​​“I will watch over you. Until the day comes where we must part. And I promise... to love you until the end of your days and beyond.”

​​“You... Release me! Don't you dare try to put me to sleep like I'm not ten million years older than you!”

​​“All of you, out of the way...! I'm going to tear that human limb from limb…!”

​​"Are you trying to please me?"

​​"Do you need a goodnight kiss?"

​​"You are a strange human being."

​​"You want me to praise you for that? Very well… Good iob."

​​"Fine, I'll forgive you just this once."

​​"Do you need something?"

​​“It's as if you're saying that you need me in your life, and that's a wonderful feeling. Is it conceited of me to say that? Well, I am the Avatar of Pride, after all."

​​“Stab it with a fork or something. Anything sharp should do the trick.“

​​"I can't say I mind spending my time with you while Mammon's shrieks echo in the background either. Heh! And Diavolo's laughter is even louder than that."

​​“Well, there are worse demons it could have happened to... Probably.”

​​“Asmo, you stay right there. I'll go get my whip.“

​​“Hush now. Daddy's here to give you a hug.“

​​“NONONONONONO! I'm saying I DON'T want them to see that picture. So, if they ask you for it, I'd like you to tell them that no such photo exists. OK?”

​​“That won't be necessary. I went ahead and blew it up. The entire room.“

​​"If you want to get the better of me, that toy of yours isn't going to cut it. Perhaps try lethal poison from some horrific insect, aged a thousand years for maximum potency."

​​“I know, I know... But why don't we save the killing until after you've eaten your breakfast, hm?“

​​“Mmm, nothing's sweeter than listening to their screams of agony. Heheheh...”

​​“Bring him down to the living room. Use whatever means necessary…though I do want him alive.“

​​”I would never have imagined I would be kissed on the cheek by you. I don't dislike it when you take the initiative. But why on the cheek? You don't need to hesitate with me. Next time, do it on the lips. Understand?”

​​“Hell coffee becomes bitter when you prepare it for someone that you're fond of. It's a special property of the coffee beans. Naturally, I drank every last drop of your feelings.”

​​“Only those that haven't been involved in that dolt's childish antics are the truly happy ones.”

​​“When I get my hands on him, I'll have to be thorough with my discipline.”

​​“Tomorrow I will be handing Diavolo a report detailing how all of the exchange students are faring. I'll be sure to stress how excited you are to continue your education here at our prestigious academy.”

​​“How's the Celestial Realm? Unlike the Devildom, you don't have to worry about anyone grabbing you and eating you for lunch there, do you?”

​​“You've got Solomon with you as well, so you should relax and enjoy your time there.“

​​“If only my brothers were as obedient as you are. It is not every day that you get the chance to have me indebted to you. You can expect a one-hundred times return on the investment of your time, that I promise. In return, I expect that you won't let me down.”

​​“How naive. If you don't want me to have wasted my time by informing you, be sat in your seat at the table within the next sixty seconds. It will be just you and me. Let us enjoy the rare breakfast together before my brothers ruin the atmosphere.”

​​“Don't get cocky, MC.”

​​“One spoke at length about the clothing on the Diavolo sticker. It waxed lyrical about how exquisite the design choices were.”

​​“However, I discovered a slew of insults written in invisible ink on the page.“

​​“How could you tell? You really know me well, MC! Hehehe. I was drinking Demonus with Diavolo earlier. And you know, he kept saying all these nice things about you... Let me tell you, I'm also really happy you're down here with us.”

​​“…Who even came up with the idea that whoever empties their bottle first, wins...? Oh, right. I did... My bad. Ah, my head is spinning. Good night MC. Love you.”

​​“Ugh, you thickheaded fool of a demon! What's your skull made of? Granite?”

​​“That's a curse meant to make you stub your toe on the leg of a table… But if you actually do stub your toe, it hurts quite a bit.”

​​“MC. It has come to my attention that Mammon and Asmo took you out for a drive recently. Well, how was it? Enjoyable? …I'm glad to hear it. We all need breaks from the daily grind from time to time. l'd like you to join me for a drive next time. I'll give you a taste of euphoric freedom that those two could never dream of. Prepare for the time of your life.”

​​“If you'd like, we could take a shower together.”

​​“After all, I haven't managed to seduce you yet. I'm going to need more time.”

​​“The three highest-ranked demons in the realm, frolicking about in a frivolous pajama party? How absurd.”

​​“I didn't hear a word you just said. I know nothing about it, and I'm going to keep it that way.”

​​“I see. Then I should be allowed to take a similar photo of you, no? Come stay over in my room again tonight.”

​​“Don't be stupid. I will not allow myself to be clad in demon garb. I'm going to strip off every last piece of it this very instant and fling it as far away from me as I can.”

​​“You're a demon. I'm surprised someone like you is able to feed me lines like that with a straight face. You've got some nerve.”

​​ “Heheheh. Well, he is my brother, after all, so I thought I'd go easy on him. So, should I make this quick, or go slowly, bit by bit? Your choice.”

​​ “So, tell me. what's with the Little D.? The one looking at me with that moronic expression...”

​​“You think you stand a chance against me?! You think you could defeat Lucifer, Avatar of Pride?“

​​ “Well, aren't you persistent. I suppose you won't be happy until you've pummeled the door senseless?”

​​“...Just what were you hoping to accomplish by knocking me down like this, hm? Because doing something like that to me, right now… is making it much harder for me to control myself...!”

​​“Given that you were the one who pounced first, you can't complain when the tables are turned, can you? …I'm so thirsty, I can hardly think straight. I trust you understand what that means.”

​​ “To show my thanks, I suppose I'm not against giving you some special treatment. You'll have to come closer. I'll give you my lap until you're satisfied. ...You'll keep me company until then, won't you?”

​​"You deserve a thank you."

​​ "Sorry, this isn't exactly my cup of tea. I was hoping you'd know me better."

​​"It appears to me you know what pleases me."

​​"Are you really trying to tickle me? Heheheh, you'll have to do much better than that."

​​"Pff...if you think that tickles, you're wrong."

​​"Well, if you insist on touching me, then be my guest.”

​​"Well, hello. How are things?"

​​"You've got some nerve keeping me waiting. Well now, what are you going to do about it?"

​​"I'm back. Hm? ...Did you miss me?"

​​"*sigh* I've had a long day. But seeing you has a way of making me feel better."

​​"Sorry, I had some business to take care of. Well, well, you certainly seem happy to see me."

​​"Done? Let's continue this in my room."

​​"Good night... We'll meet again in our dreams."

​​ "I feel like we both have a nice day ahead of us."

​​ "I enjoyed our time together. Perhaps we should do this again."

​​“You do know what I'm capable of... don't you?"

​​ "Happy Easter. Will you accept it, my little bunny?"

​​"Once you're officially a sorcerer, I'd like you to become powerful enough to shut up Solomon for me."

“Very well. Here I go. Lucifer Kick!”

“Why should I be subjected to the indignation of a pat on the head from you?”

​​“After all, it's a bit like tossing a helpless lamb into the middle of a pack of hungry wolves, isn't it? But it's also important to understand just who it is you're eating, wouldn't you say?“

​​ “It means that I see you as prey, too. Just like the others. It goes without saying that I'm far stronger than you. If I were to pin you down right here and now, you wouldn't be able to do anything about it, now would you? How about we give it a try...?“

​​“You will soon enough.”

​​ “When a vampire feeds, it's not like his human prey feels only pain. Quite the opposite, actually. They're overcome with a feeling of unimaginable ecstasy. The truth is that you want this as well, don't you? You want to feel my arms around you, to give yourself up to me and offer up your blood... You're special. I won't drink you dry...no. I'm going to kiss you again and again, all over your body. Indulging in you just a bit each and every night. And I do mean every night. No other vampire will ever know the taste of your blood…”

​​“Do you have any idea how hard I had to struggle not to do this earlier...? It was all I could do to resist throwing my arms around you right in front of everyone at the party.”

​​ “MC… I missed you. I can tell just from the way you feel against me. I can sense what you're feeling.I'm sorry, MC. ...Sorry it took me so long to get to you. You should really stay with me tonight. We need to make up for all the time lost.“

​​ “You're drunk, you idiot. Oh well, I'll go along with you just for today. Bottoms up.”

​​“Me? Intoxicated? Preposterous. I'm my usual old self.”

​​“You are also fond of me, no?“

​​ “Then come over here. Are you holding back? Come closer. Prepare yourself. If I win, I get to do with you as I please.”

​​“You know there is no turning back after the first pillow is thrown, right?”

“As a demon, I've never cared when humans bred…”

​​“Stop unnecessarily stressing me out. You're shaving years off my life here.”

​​ “I don't mind. If I am not allowed to nag, then I can simply beat these rules into you.”

​​“Is this how you all amuse yourselves? By sending photos of your exposed body parts?”

​​ “Good grief. I need eyes everywhere to keep track of everyone.”

Extras! (It's hard to pick just 100 y'know?)

1. ​​“Leading unhealthy lifestyles, frittering away your time and money… The extent to which you all squander your lives away is quite intolerable to watch.”

2.​​ “Put two or more of you together, and you start getting ideas in your head. Bad ideas.”

3. “The next time one of you puts so much as a toe out of line… I'lI march you all up your beloved Mt. Imminent Death, and ensure that you NEVER return.”

4. “So as an extra bonus, I'll tickle you...”

5. “How nice that you're not letting our large underground gambling problem spoil your fun...”

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𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉

𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒲𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒𝓇 ༝༚༝༚

[katboykirby]

Posting some of my photos from the [Obey Me!] x Kingyo Museum collab in Nara, Japan

This isn't the entire museum exhibit, but since I've been part of some discussion about the OM characters lacking official heights (any claims of "official" heights for the OM characters online are made up and do not come from Solmare, including the oft-quoted and incorrect post on the Fan Wiki) I thought that it would be fun and hopefully interesting to share these photos!

The OM boys may not have official heights, but they do have official life-sized character stands/props that are used in various promos, collabs, exhibits, and pop-ups. So while we can still only make rough guesses and estimations, this at least helps to give an idea of how tall the Demon Brothers all are!

And they are really fucking tall. I was lucky enough to experience the Kingyo Museum collab in person. I'm not a short guy (175cm) and every single one of the demon brothers was taller than me, by a lot! Photos with Satan for scale 💚

Tagging @family-disappointment since we were talking about exactly this ~

[lehmoncake]

Its my birthday!! And the om! Event gave this for today and its so cool

Cannon signatures!!

[morningstaravatar]

*finish watching the first spiderman*

Satan: I didn’t want to believe it.

MC: what?

Satan: but I got bit by a cat earlier.

MC: uh-huh?

Satan, holding out wrist: I think I’m turning into a cat.

MC:

MC: you can’t be serious.

[jackson-otto]

So it is canon that Lucifer has his own bathroom as well as MC.😃

[devildomwriter]

Solomon got the magical equivalent of a restraining order from the ocean and I will die laughing about it

[munchkinfox-the-deviant-fox]

Even with the HoL layout given in Nightbringer, I was still confused on some of the positioning on things, so I thought I'd go in and add some canon labels and clarifications that were missing!

For Mammon's room, the car is sitting on the second floor directly above the closet. That door adjacent to the car is also on the second floor and I have NO idea wtf is in there. >xD

[moonchildjelly]

I was googling if my name have some base relation to the name Lilith (cause I love the name and Disney and OBEY me made me)

And I found this

Lilith – Medieval legend tells of Adam’s first wife. Some versions make Lilith a demon. Others depict her as the archetype of a strong woman. (Hence the name of 90s music festival Lilith Fair.) It’s not related to the flower. Instead, Lilith comes from an Akkadian word meaning “of the night.”

And that makes me build a huge theory in my mind thanks to a post I read before here about the Obey Me lore

So fuck... Sometimes I hate my fertile imagination even worse for lore and theories

[katboykirby]

When we say it's canon, we mean it's CANON

Since it’s pride month, here’s y’all’s reminder!

All OM! Characters are canonically Bi/Pan bc they’re all willing to date MC regardless of what gender your MC is!!!!

[turtleybeachin]

Working through things and have to share my thoughts. Under a cut because I don't want to spoil anyone not there yet, even though it's just some little throwaway details from Lesson 72-A.

OKAY HANG ON THOUGH. The exchange students are: MC, Solomon, Simeon, Luke, Raphael, and Thirteen. I'm assuming based on that percentage it's only counting the five outside of MC.

So who is the ONE person that doesn't think it's silly? (Originally I forgot Thirteen would be considered an exchange student and was like SO ONLY MC IS ON BOARD PFFFFFT-.) I'm leaning toward maybe Simeon? Or Luke, though I'm not sure if Luke would admit it in a survey that will be shared with Diavolo.

(this might have been in the main story of season 4, I've only played through it once and it was several months back, so maybe we already know who said something nice? I need to replay the main story.)

And why do we not get to see more of this then? The way the story and events go, it always seems like the majority of students are at least moderately okay with MC and the angels. The majority don't like us? C'monnnn let us see more of that.

I'm not a fan of angst and excessive drama, and Obey Me has never been super heavy on either (though Lesson 16 really do be a wildcard) without some very quick and wholesome and soft resolution. So don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I want the game to be dark and focus on everyone hating us djfhjsfd

I just think it could be some interesting balance to things to show students who like, aren't super fond of MC. Mephisto is actually a great example of this dynamic. He's not fond of us, he's always trying to find dirt on the brothers, but he's not-- he's not a complete vibe killer either?

I guess give me more Mephisto and like-minded demons who have unfavorable opinions.

[shyvien]

I’m thinking canonically correct here… Do you think the OM! boys are uncircumcised?

(Other than the child, obviously)