#Obey me Mammon

[lovetei]

Most of the time, MC views their friends and lovers as normal civilians, just people trying to get by. But, of course, there are times where they can't help but remember that they're the elites of the elites.

Lucifer's red eyes are glowing through the shadow casted by the dark alley where a low-level demon thought it would be nice to stand in his path, "Huh?" He mumbled to himself then scoffed "Huh." they sounded the same to you, but the way he looked down at the demon, it surely is different treatment from how he is to you.

It's insane how much Mammon treats other people. Sure, you've come with him to play in the casino before, but this is your first time entering a... Private room. And surely, this is your first time seeing someone, Mammon, go crazy while playing Russian roulette. His beautiful laugh boomed inside the room as his opponent is about to pull the trigger, the suicide shot. "Haaah, shit! This is the type of shit I live for!" He laughed as he nuzzled on your neck while waiting for his opponents brain to scatter on the wall.

You thought Leviathan is just an extreme case of introvertness, but obviously—it's not just that. "Yeah, yeah..." He mumbled, bored, as countless nobles came to greet the head of the navy. But there was this one interesting occurance, a noble that held his hand. Sure his composure was commendable but as soon as the noble turned its back, his hand covered his mouth and you saw a glimpse of him stick his tongue out as if vomiting. Your eyes widened. Soon, maids started hurrying to his side, changing his gloves and spraying his hands with alcohol. "Opportunistic pigs... I hate greed demons." You heard him whisper, obviously not intending for you to hear.

Satan was the type to stay calm and often as a gentleman, maybe to you only. During one meeting between some nobles though, he looked particularly mad. "You sure have a lot to say." He suddenly gave off a threatening smile as he fix his position on the seat, then all of a sudden—splat. That disgusting sound rang on your ears as the head of the noble was blown away and then you saw a familiar tail coming from under the table that pierced the nobles head strong enough for it to blow away.

[lilitu-the-wrathian]

MC !! Stay away from my father, please!

You telling me this little shit right here has 13 boyfriends, 1 girlfriend and a son??

[tsukii0002]

Mammon: 50 is too few…

Belphie: *laying down on the sofa* Well, of course, it's too little as payment for a job, even for you.

Mammon: What? no, I don't mean money, I mean the hugs that Mc gives me every day…

Belphie: Wait… *stand up* What?!?!!! I only get 15 or so!!!

Mammon: I need more…

Belphey: Hey, why do you get more?! don't ignore me!!!!

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[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: did anybody see Luke?

Mammon: (jealous) stop spending so much time with the chihuahua!

Mc: he's my son of course I'll spend time with him

Mammon: Mc for the last time just because you wrote adopted on a piece of paper doesn't mean Luke is your child

Mc: but he called me his parent

[devildomwriter]

“Even If you did steal something out of ___’s room, what would be the point? You made a pact. Which means that if ___ tells you to give it back, you’d have to. You know that.”

“‘Course I know that! But it’s possible nobody will figure out that I was the one who take it!”

“Stop making lame excuses and just be honest. You’re not planning on selling anything. The truth is that you like your human, so much that you can’t help wanting to dig through their stuff.”

— Beelzebub and Mammon (Chapter 4-C)

[notatumb1rsexyman]

anyways, Mammon would get soap in his eyes and hed wear some "Gold Rush" or some similarly named soap

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

[that-oracle]

The art in this one could be better but I think its funny

This one was made March 10th 2023!

[mrsselfdestrvct]

“ who cares about those morons “ YOU DO BRO

[beelanddiavolosimp-blog]

Can we ask the brothers about their kinks? (I'm mostly interested in my husbando Levi but yee)

This one will be a lot of work but ofc!

The obey me Brothers & side characters kinks

Add your own headcanons too! I'd love to read them.

Lucifer

Definitely BDSM. I can just image him with a whip. I feel like he would love body worship too on you and him since well he's prideful so. Falling into that category id say praise kink as well. Praise this man too much and he will cum.

Mammon

Praise and degrading kink. He will cum at both 🤷🏼 he would love a good collar to be your dog with oh and a leash too obviously. He also would love a blindfold as well letting go to his other senses. He loves overstimulation too for both him and you.

Levi

Cosplay is a huge one. He definitely is into degrading too but not too much now. He also loves humiliation too but it's more secretive. He also loves clothed sex as well.

Satan

He loves begging. He also likes some slight pet play ofc. He loves to degrade too but not for him to be degraded. Some breath play as well (he likes to choke)

Asmos

Really anything. He will even be into dark stuff like pretending to be kidnapped and used. Has the safe word rule though. He mostly likes praise but some random degrading kinda gets him going a lot more than usual. He also loves temperature play too especially wax. And no joke he loves oil too.

Beel

Don't even have to say it but I will breeding kink heavy. He also likes to mark what's his so biting or covering you in his cum. The obviously pussy/cock worship since he is the master at using his mouth. Foodplay too.

Belphie

Breath play he also is into choking. Hickies galore he is very possessive and needs to leave marks. He is a biter as well like his brother. Somnophilia is a obvious one.

Diavolo

Size difference kink yes wether you're male or female you most likely will always be severely small compared to his big ass. He likes cum play a lot too. He loves voyeurism surprisingly he doesn't do too much but fucking in the next room where he's supposed to be with royal officials is just mmm🤤

Barb

Pet play like heavy. More so he treats you like a dog. He is also into BDSM and owns many MANY toys. Double penetration. He uses his tail or another toy. He loves receiving oral too it gets him weak.

Simeon

He loves praise if that isn't obvious much. He loves when MC worships him as well so body worship for him. He gets turned on when he is forced to beg or being bossed around.

Solomon

Overstimulation on both sides this man will keep going no matter what. Pretty sure men can squirt so he just loves it from both parties. He loves teasing too whether it's him teasing you or you teasing him.

Thirteen

Toys she loves her own toys too that she made herself. She loves a fucking machine specifically. She loves oral. Oh and definitely crying she for some reason loves it.

Meso

He has a thing for basically play fighting while fucking. He loves hair pulling whether it's him or you either one. He also likes spanking 👀

Raphael

Degrading hands down. He didn't know he would like being bullied until Mc came around. He also is into pain play as well. Edge play is also something he really enjoys as well

[marathedemonoverlord]

Viv really is worse than the Blight from Dragon Age....

my face when i search mammon on pinterest and see a big ugly green goblin monster instead of my beautiful blue eyed white-ette king

[obey-me-hoe]

I NEED THAT PICTURE NOWWW !!!

[brie-is-cheesy]

Obey me incorrect quotes #6

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masterlist

Lucifer: MC, you’re supposed to follow my orders.

MC: I thought they were more like… guidelines. Suggestions, even.

Leviathan: I hate crowds.

MC: Levi, there’s only three other people here.

Leviathan: That’s three too many.

Satan: The library is my sanctuary.

Beel: Cool. Does it have snacks?

Satan: You’re banned.

Asmo: Beauty is pain, MC.

MC: Then why are you so dramatic about paper cuts?

Asmo: How dare you—

Beelzebub: Why is there no food in the fridge?!

MC: Because you ate it.

Beelzebub: …I feel attacked.

Belphie: I’m not lazy, I’m conserving energy.

MC: You’ve been “conserving energy” for six hours.

Belphie: And yet, I could sleep longer.

Diavolo: I value peace in my kingdom.

MC: Then why do you invite me to meetings?

Diavolo: For entertainment value.

Barbatos: Careful, you’re getting crumbs everywhere.

MC: I’m adding character to the kitchen.

Barbatos: You’re adding work to my day.

Simeon: Good deeds make the world a better place.

MC: Then why does Solomon still have free reign to experiment?

Simeon: …An oversight.

Solomon: I tried a new recipe today.

MC: Should I get the fire extinguisher or just call an ambulance?

Solomon: gasps dramatically You wound me.

MC: ...

Solomon: ...the first one.

Lucifer: Why is there glitter everywhere?

MC: Define “everywhere.”

Lucifer: glaring You know what I mean.

Mammon: How do I look?

MC: Like trouble.

Mammon: smirking That’s the goal.

Leviathan: I don’t need social interaction to survive.

MC: You cried when I didn’t join your raid.

Leviathan: That was different!

Satan: You’re insufferable.

MC: You say that, but you still hang out with me.

Satan: …Unfortunately.

Belphie: laying on MC You’re comfy.

MC: You’re crushing me.

Belphie: That’s just my way of saying I like you.

Diavolo: What do humans do for fun?

MC: Break rules.

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo, don’t encourage them.

Solomon: Want to help me test this spell?

MC: Will I survive?

Solomon: grinning Let’s see.

[nostalgic-muffins]

@superjellyfishhat

have i ever... shown this one... i dont rember... but its the silly...

[ur-dad-satan]

OM Character heights HC

This is based on fuck all and their general heights. This is how tall I see them all in my brain when I write. I'm also playing more into the fact that they're demons so they're tall as fuck. Take this with a grain of salt <3 Drabble under the list

SO! From tallest to shortest:

Diavolo - 7' / 215 cm Beelzebub - 7' / 214 cm Lucifer - 6' 10" / 208.5 cm Solomon - 6' 6" / 198.5 cm Barbatos - 6' 5" / 196.5 cm Simeon - 6' 4" / 195 cm Satan - 6' 4" / 193.5 cm Leviathan - 6' 2" / 189 cm Belphegor - 6' / 184 cm Mammon - 5' 11" / 181 cm Asmodeus - 5' 10" / 178 cm MC - 5' 8" / 173 cm Luke - 5' 5" / 166 cm

I don't take criticism. Let me enjoy my silly little demon and angel men. And Solomon.

I made my MC taller than me irl because I can. In actuality I'm just shorter than Luke. HOWEVER, these height differences are so funny to me because like... I can a hundred percent imagine this tiny human goblin getting mad, about to fight some random demon and having to be carried away so they don't get themselves killed.

Or they're out with like Levi and his order is wrong so they go up with this big ass man behind them and they're just like "he asked for mashed potatoes, not a side salad."

MC regularly just like sitting on Beel's shoulders or whatever would just be normal because that's a HUGE height difference. Like I have a tall bed and when I measured, I would only be eye level standing on my bed when my mattress alone is over two feet (over 60 cm) tall.

How would Beel and Dia be able to see me over their MASSIVE FUCKING TIDDIES?!?! Sorry. (No I'm not)

Standing up to Lucifer would be so fucking funny from an outside perspective. There's literally over a foot difference in height but babe, we do not give a fuck.

I'm over here laughing and giggling and kicking my feet seeing how the height difference would look to my 5' 4" ass and oh my fuck!! Luci, Beel, and Dia would literally have to DUCK to get into my actual room...

UGH I wish they were real!!!!

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

MC: Asmo has a delicious chapstick~

Mammon: Wait, did you two kiss?

Asmo*Annoyed,looking at him*: No, this dumbass decided to eat my chapstick...

Beel: Same MC, same

[straightoutthehexcore]

I need a harem of them little white-haired bitches. NOW.

White haired men can GET IT idc