#now people mock him and he doesn't notice or care but I DO LMAO

[atlantis-just-drowned]

We need to talk about this fear when you see another neurodivergent kid getting mocked behind their back or bullied, and maybe you're not even aware that you're neurodivergent yourself yet, but you have this profound, internal knowledge that you have more in common with this one kid than with all of the others who are mocking him.

So you're just like... Terrified. Because you know you're blending in -for now- but you also know you're right next in line for the bullying. If you do just one thing wrong, if you're just a little bit too weird, if people notice you two have some sort of common point, you'll end up in the same position than them.

So you just use them as a counter-model and try to avoid doing anything that might look like something they'd do. You become overly self-conscious. You think constantly about the fact that you don't want to end up like this one kid. You try to avoid talking to them as much as possible, to avoid befriending them. And every time you do a mistake, every time your natural behavior shows, your mind races like "oh no, I've acted like them. People are gonna see we're alike. They're gonna talk behind my back about it. I'll remind others of them and they'll mock me for it."

[beevean]

And isn't this a telling line.

I know why Lenore says this. It's very clear, and it weighs on her, that she is seen as the weak link of the Styria council. The others keep her around because of her diplomatic skills, but they don't really respect her as a person: we even see the others constantly making fun of her behind her back (Carmilla mocks her for her penchant for caring about animals, Striga implies that Lenore is saccharingly romantic, Morana accuses her of "being off with the fairies"), and if she has really eavesdropped Striga's proposal to hire mercenaries, surely she has heard them dismissing her strategy of "adopting" Hector, which might have been the reason she rushed things with the ring. So yes, her sentiment is understandable: her own friends don't seem to care about her, so she leans on Hector, the only one in the castle who listens to her woes like she's a person and not just a problem-solver.

This is, as per usual with Lenore, highly hypocritical on her part, because she too keeps Hector around but doesn't care about him as a person.

The common conception is that, by S4, Lenore stopped treating Hector like an animal and started to see him as a person, and this is why, only six weeks after effectively raping him into slavery, Hector is so chill with her and even does his best to protect her regardless of his own life. The two have off-screen organically grown to care about each other, perhaps bonding about their positions as the unfavorites: this is what Hector choosing to be with Lenore even after cutting off the ring symbolizes, that he's no longer bound to her by force but sincerely.

But think back on their two major scenes in S4.

What are they about? Ignoring the stupid dick jokes, what is the function of both scenes?

Lenore venting about her issues. About how she feels pushed to the side, how she feels useless, how she doesn't see a place for herself in the world Carmilla wants to build, how Carmilla is overreaching which worries Lenore because they'll lose the stability she has worked for, how Carmilla might have lied to her. She even reveals her tragic childhood out of nowhere lmao.

Do you notice what it's missing?

Hector.

Oh, he's physically present. He sasses back because we need to establish them as a couple, but he also asks genuine questions to Lenore ("Are they sidelining you?"), and wants to listen to her. He even attempts a little connection with his "Just like Dracula lied to me," showing empathy.

But do you see Lenore ever asking about how Hector's doing? You know, since she raped a slave ring into his hand and now he's trapped in a castle he didn't want to be in, working for people who have at best ignored him and worst hurt him in all sorts of ways?

How about asking if he's enjoying the castle? How about asking what is he doing when not working? I'm not even demanding she'd do something as outrageous as asking him if the ring is hurting or expressing any regret that it has to be between them when they get along so well, just fucking be invested in the guy the story is trying so hard to convince me that you care about! Hector has empathy for her, but it sure isn't reciprocated!

It becomes all the more egregious when you remember that Lenore did ask about Hector's desires and life at some point. When she had to manipulate him in S3! Do you realize how utterly scummy this looks like? Much like her losing any sign of sexual interest in him once he got out of his cell and gained a shred of attitude, it really looks like Lenore only pretended to be attracted to him physically and mentally to get something out of him, but now that she has managed to trap him and got a good dicking, she won't bother to put in the effort!

Yes, learning about Lenore's inner turmoil is important to establish the rest of the subplot: the sisters losing faith in Carmilla, Lenore being so devastated by Hector's scheming that she'd rather kill herself, all the good stuff. But I think the priority should have been, you know, the victim here.

Well, we know how Lenore reacted the only time Hector expressed any resentment over his condition...

You know this was coming 🙂 the clip I linked may have conveniently cut this exchange, but I, unlike the fandom, am not ignoring this little part.

I want you to take a good, hard look at Lenore's expression, and tell me that she feels any remorse for what she has done. At best, she believes he's just whining for no good reason, but at worst, she looks offended to be called out like that, because he's breaking the nice façade they have going on. And considering that the ring is objectively a failure because it barely does what it was meant to do, this only gives credit to my interpretation that she's pissy that her master plan didn't work and only made things worse. It's not about how Hector feels, it's about her pride in her skills.

And I'm not done! Because there's also her suicide! Or, to be more precise, her verbal suicide note.

TvTropes phrases her as killing herself out of guilt:

I would love to see how they came to this interpretation, considering Lenore verbally makes it all about herself:

I don't see any "I'm sorry for what I put you through. I believe your life will be better off without me keeping you chained here." Now that would show "severe guilt". No, she sounds so damn flippant no wonder her fans see this as an OOC decision. But even in the best interpretation I can give, she killed herself out of her abject failure at keeping the council together, and because Hector made her realize that this is all her existence will amount to, even long after he and Isaac will be dead (which is why the latter shouldn't even factor into her choice: in the grand scheme of things that she has just finished talking about, he doesn't matter, he's going to die in 40 years or so). By the way, what concerns her about her vampiric power is not that she'll cause harm to people, but that she'll always crave more power and end up losing her mind like Carmilla. It's all about her, again.

Back on the point, that very line, that overly dismissing non-apology, shows how little Lenore is concerned about Hector's feelings: he wanted to be with her, even after cutting the finger where she forced the slave ring on him, really you couldn't have a purer declaration of love - and her response is basically "well I don't, bye". Girl even says, verbatim, that Carmilla's desire for power "ruined her life", as if Hector had been living in paradise ever since Carmilla barged her way into his life while looking for power. Isaac had the decency to ask about how Hector's faring without a finger, while she, the very reason Hector had to mutilate himself, doesn't, because she's too busy drinking her sorrows away, because only her sorrows matter. And I'm supposed to be touched that she decides to look at him rather than the sun? It rings hollow, like many emotional moments in the show, when it wants to wring tears out of you without putting in the necessary effort to build the necessary context.

(at least Lenore asks Hector "What will you do?" before sunning herself. This is the most interest she has ever shown in him as a person. Right after killing herself, something she knows will cause him grief. peak romance)

So let's recap. How does Lenore show care for Hector? He keeps him in nice living conditions, as she promised: he can walk all around the castle, wear fancy clothes, do the work he likes, talk with other people, he's doing perfectly fine. She relies on him for emotional support, showing a modicum of trust. She's concerned for his safety: she "protects" him from Carmilla's ire at his stalling, and most noticeably she chooses to go to him and attempt to flee together instead of going to Carmilla when Isaac storms the castle.

He's her pet. After all this time, Hector is still her damn pet: just because she doesn't call him "good boy" while on a leash anymore, doesn't mean the attitude has changed. Sure, you make sure your dog has all the comforts it needs, you might vent to it when you come home from a grueling day at work, and you make sure it doesn't run into traffic, but it's not like you're particularly interested in your dog's opinions or its life, right?

Everything, and I do mean everything Lenore does, ever since being introduced, screams of deep self-centeredness and lack of empathy. She only cares about herself, what she's going through, her status, her objectives, being respected, and most importantly having the upper hand in any situation. And she will trample over anything to get what she wants, and she will fold when she doesn't. I have shown more than enough proof of this. Her supposed "love for animals" is a mask to look, or feel, better than she is: and she will outright ignore any proof she is not as good as she believes to be.

tl;dr: Lenore is still loving Hector like a vampire would.

I genuinely love this line. I have quoted it many times. It is a very good interpretation of the way predators and abusers love, which is what vampires are. And I understand that the show didn't have the time to elaborate on this, but through Lenore, it could have given us so much food for thought.

Is Lenore really the kindest she could be? She took pity on Hector when he was dragged in the castle, she found a way to make him useful despite her sisters' skepticism, she kept her word when she promised him a comfortable life (and hopefully forgot about her promise to use him as a sex slave, the story conveniently ignores it), she relies on him for emotional support, and in the end she actively shows that he wants him to be safe from any harm. For someone like Hector, used to nothing but pain and rejection, this would look like a feast. But is this love? Do they even care about each other as people, or are they only each other's emotional crutches? Can you ask for more? Could Lenore do more? Are all the cruel, humilating actions she took in S3 justifiable or understandable or forgivable due to her nature? Is she self-centered because she's a vampire, and therefore all she did is really her best love language, and this is why Hector never held all her previous abuse against her; or is she self-centered as a person, a flaw she never overcame, and Hector should seek the love he craves from someone else? Or, better yet, stop craving love, since it only made him suffer?

How human can she truly be? If she's nothing more than a vampire, then yes, what she did to Hector can only be read through the lens of a different species loving in a different way, but that would reduce her to the level of an unintelligent animal unable to rise above her instincts, and it would mean her efforts to be better than her species were for nothing. If she is more than a vampire like she so desperately wants to be, then her behavior is as human as a toxic human can be, and condemnable.

Even better, Dracula of all people refutes Carmilla's claim. Carmilla herself mocked Dracula because he did what no vampire does with their human lover: he let Lisa free to go as she pleased, instead of turning her into a vampire or chaining her to the castle. She saw it as proof he didn't actually care, but we as humans see it as genuine respect. Sure, after she's killed Dracula's brand of love is even more destructive than normal and his very plan of destroying mankind is disrespecting her memory, but not only the two had more natural chemistry when they just met, Dracula effectively loves like a human would. A severely unhinged human, but still. In this sense, Lenore doesn't go beyond the limits of her own species.

The show doesn't need to give us precise answers, but these questions do fit the general themes of the story, and they should have been hinted at.

But instead, we are meant to take Lenore's kindness at face value, with zero conflict. We know this, because Hector barely expresses himself in S4.

There is a noticeable lack of internal turmoil in him, and with all the screentime he got, he could have shown it. Imagine if he had developed the tic of fiddling with the ring: after six weeks, he still can't get used to this foreign object stuck on his finger (this would also be foreshadowing for his decision to cut it). Imagine if, in the library, we had a scene of him glimpsing outside, and then glancing at the ring, implying that he feels the desire to escape but knowing that he's trapped. Imagine a scene where, while bantering, he reaches for Lenore with his ringed hand, the scene putting an uncomfortable focus on it. The ring only briefly activates when he forges a Night Creature, and it looks like it hurts, but Hector doesn't linger on it because he has to take care of the creature, he doesn't express any sort of emotion over the fact that the sisters have taken even this one pleasure from him. And, as I said in the first part, he never speaks about himself with Lenore, because she's the only one who matters. There is no on-screen struggle to reconcile the Lenore who chooses to talk to him over her sisters, which indicates a moderate amount of intimacy, and the Lenore who smirked at his agony when she betrayed him mid-sex. In fact, the one time he even dares to challenge Lenore for the cruel way she "solved his problem", he gets told more or less "you got your dick hard and wet so you have no right to complain," and he quietly relents to allow her to finish her sad vent.

This one gesture is the closest time he gets to show inner turmoil, and it's still framed as character development for Lenore's sake, not his. That stump is the symbol of all the hardships Hector went through: he is giving Lenore the freedom that she herself took from him, that he had to regain by mutilating himself. Does he show any sign of being torn over this irony? No. This is nothing more than a romantic gesture. Hector grew more than Lenore did, but only enough for the show to paint her in the best light.

This is a profound narrative failure, from multiple angles. This is why I say that Hector effectively stops being a character in S3: his emotions and desires no longer matter unless it's for torture porn. This is why I cannot take seriously his big badass "redeeming" moment in S4E6, on top of him regressing morally and effectively only aiding Isaac who has hogged all the spotlight: he may have become smarter, but he doesn't have any significant character development. This is why I don't see the poignancy of him forgiving Lenore for taking advantage of him in the worst way she could have, or of him letting her go when she chooses death over him: it only looks like the same lack of spine that has fucked him over ever since his introduction (he could have trapped Lenore out of cruel mercy, but it's clear that it's just good-hearted mercy). This is why I don't see Lenore as a "good", nuanced person who went through character development and should have ended the story marrying Hector: she has depth (shown too little too late, but it's there), but it's completely negative depth, because the more I look inside her, the viler she gets.

And this could have been great! We could have had such a gripping story about the intricacies of abuse, how it's not just a man beating a woman, but yes it's made also of good parts, your abuser can still go good to you and you still deserve better than those scraps. In a well written story, Lenector would be one hell of a toxic, co-dependent relationship, built on necessity, shared misery, lies, mistrust, mutual harm, power games, and the eventual realization that they can only thrive if kept apart - if Lenore can even thrive, as a cursed undead doomed to only bring misery to the world and herself.

But S4 needed to be fluffy because S3 was the edgiest shit a 14 yo could write, and in its desperate attempt to write Lenector as yet another sassy cute couple like every straight couple in NFCV, the squandered potential and eagerness to forget about all the uncomfortable parts of their story in S3 becomes actively offensive, and I will never, ever understand what everyone sees in them, to the point that the arguments that Lenore is actually a good loving person honestly worry me.

There is a good story here. It's not the story presented on-screen.

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

it's so funny how when jikook have a cute moment jkkers will be like "they're open and proud, they don't care if everyone knows they're boyfriends". then when jimin and jungkook don't interact during a photoshoot or jungkook doesn't participate in jimin's letter performance they're like "the company is forcing them apart, bighit is pushing taekook as the official ship". they truly are exactly the same as taekookers at this point it's so sad. mocking tkkers for years and then resorting to the exact same conspiracy theories to explain why jikook aren't interacting much anymore

This person put it really simply:

"You either die a hero or live enough to become a villain" 😭😭

Shippers are shippers. Even the ones who call themselves "supporters" ARE SHIPPERS. I never cared calling myself a shipper because there's nothing wrong with that. "Supporters" are just, if not MORE deranged than shippers, actually. Jikookers and taekookers are both the same because they're all shippers. As I've said, I've been in the one direction fandom and jikookers have started to sound like larries too.

Taekook posting each other on instagram was "work", instagram were "professional" social media accounts, Jungkook posting photos with Taehyung there didn't matter because it was only social media. Jimin and Jungkook literally never interacted with each other publicly on instagram and jikookers were all about how jikook didn't need to be online because they were together 247 physically and social media is performative and fake. Now, weverse (a social media platform) is the place for love confessions.

They're literally changing the narratives and excuses as they go, too. They've even started contradicting the things Jimin and Jungkook themselves say and calling them liars, exactly the thing they used to hate about taekookers. Spent years telling everyone to watch real content and real interactions but now they say the real content is a lie lmao. At least we're all on the same page and agree that Jimin and Jungkook do not see each other. Even the most delusional jikookers, I know that thought it's itching in the back of their minds. Because there have been signs.

The selective blindness too is annoying. No, Jungkook doesn't mention hanging out with Taehyung. But he doesn't mention hanging out with Jimin either, so what's the difference? Him not mentioning his dates with Taehyung and wooga doesn't mean they didn't happen or that he's embarrassed of it.

I've also been noticing a certain discourse and speech pattern arising... that Jungkook is somehow rebelling against the company by doing his lives. So Jungkook does whatever he wants and doesn't care about the consequences and goes against the company all the time. But then he also is apparently being told by the company to not interact with Jimin and he's abiding by the rules? So which is it..? That's yet another narrative that jikookers have taken from taekookers word for word lmao. Now, Jungkook happens to be a hero and the prince charming saving Jimin when he had 10 years to do all that. Ten years in which Jimin literally hard carried the "ship" and never for one second was ashamed of his friendship with Jungkook or being himself; but now after two wlives Jungkook is the brave one fighting for their relationship lmfao. You can't make this up.

Part of me is petty and wants Jimin to just post on instagram for Jungkook's debut single and call it a day (which, if we're correct about Jimin distancing himself from JK, that's what's going to happen).

Another part of me is petty in a different way and wants Jimin to show up at Jungkook's schedules or filmings or something because people are getting wayyyy too comfortable spreading the conspiracy theory that hybe was prohibiting Jungkook from being there or something and that's why he can only do lives from his home and watch Jimin on YouTube and that's his way of fighting the system. So that petty side of me wants Jimin to show up and just Be Jimin the way he's been all these years because that would set the story straight and tell it exactly how it is: that JK just didn't care to be physically there or be involved; nobody ever told him he couldn't go near Jimin or interact with him.

[tumbleweeddesktop]

WEH IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE THE REDESIGN IGNDJFBSJBFJDJF fun fact it started when i made him in a picrew way back and i got the idea to just go ham with his design XDD i dont know why it just happened

AND SINCE YOU DONT MIND MY PROJECTING I CAN SHARE SOME OTHER HEADCANONS I HAVE ABOIT HIM !! >:D

He's autistic as hell and possibly has adhd too, like you cant tell me this bastard is neurotypical

Hypermobility <3<3<3 he constantly puts himself in the weirdest positions and claims its comfortable. The downside is joint pain 💔

He actually doesn't take care of himself very well. Its better now that he's with Nanami but he used to be an absolute mess mentally and physically

Talks A LOT to whoever will listen, but he tends to stutter when hes excited or stressed. ALSO VOCAL STIMS. Hes pretty much never quiet even when not talking, constantly making random noises and humming to himself esp when hes bored

LOVES doing little crafts, those beaded bracelets he wears? He makes those himself, and actually had tons of them, but they often fall off or break in battle (these things never hold on that long i know from experience) so he constantly makes new ones. Also he def makes them for his friends too. Nanami has one he always wears but its usually hidden in his sleeve so Gojo doesnt mock him about it

ALSO LIKE YOU SAID WITH SEWING!! Ive actually been meaning to get into it myself and thats literally perfect for him... he def has an evergrowing army of little plushies he made himself <3

And adding to what you said about him making bread for Nanami, he overall likes baking and cooking. I saw other ppl saying Nanami is good at cooking too, so i feel like while he stays with more savory things, Haruta def specializes in sweets.

Sensory issues galore! Hes very sensitive to certain sounds and despises loud noises, so he often carries around headphones to shut himself off if needed

Okay this one is super self-indulgent but. Despite his luck and overconfidence he is Very prone to stress, which leads into stress eating, which leads into him being a bit on the chubby side..

LASTLY BC DAMNIT THIS IS GETTING TOO LONG. He is huge on PDA. Constantly holding Nanami's hand and hugging him and stealing kisses here and there. Nanami found this annoying at first, but now he just accepts it -w- oh and overall Haru is super clingy in private too like its impossible for Nanami to pull him off sometimes hes like a tick <//3

Okay thats it im going now bye sorry theres so much TwT

YES YES YES TO ALL OF THIS LMAOOOO

Wait can I respond with how Nanami interacts with your hc with Haruta??? Cs I have some ideas, well some doesn't relate to Nanami but SHSUSUSHSHHS

During a bad sensor day Nanami leaves him alone cs sometimes the presence of other people nerved him and can make it worse (im projecting but shuhshhhhhhhh)

Haruta definitely does some yoga after noticing his joint pains getting worse, and he's really into it because it slows his mind down and once he got good at the more complex positions he starts doing it randomly to relax himself

Their condo has like boxes of craft supply, like beads, fabrics and patches, embroidery supplies, and the end products as well just displayed on every surface possible. Some students that visit ended up wanting some of them and Haruta just gives them away.

His sewing venture is disastrous at first, but after a few lessons he got the basics down and starts making progress. The first good (in his standards) thing he made is a tie [Im actually projecting abt sewing cs im do sew but SHUSHSHSHSH]

Nanami "I'm-only-tolerating-your-touches" Kento when Haruta goes away on a prolonged mission :

MINE'S ALSO LONG LMAO BUT YEAH SOME OF MY THOUGHTS ABT ALL THIS LSJSHDJSJFHHSJAJ

[sexyandcringe]

Deep talks with Suna Rintarou

Content/warnings: fluff, self-indulgent, kind of mutual pining, mentions of alcohol, sex, virginity and death but it's really not that deep! It's just all hypothetical and light fun talk, so no need ta worry. Suna and Y/N talking shit about people behind their back lmao.

Character(s): Suna x reader

A/n: so i wrote this like MONTHS ago but never finished it cause i thought it was too.. Unrealistic? Self-indulgent? Something that people won't like? But now i realized that i literally do not care about what people think 💀 i'm gonna post whatever I want, EVEN IF it's a different kind of characterisation.

You hate pubs. You hate seeing so many people dancing glued to each other, the sweat, the smell of too many perfumes all together. You hate their music taste and the loud sounds; unless, of course, it's your favourite music that is playing.

You fidget nervously with your phone, trying to look busy and cool, hoping that one of these old men standing three meters away don't notice you. You hate places where you feel unsafe, but what you hate even more is being seen as lame and becoming an outcast, that is the reason why you accepted your friend's invite in a heartbeat.

A friend who is currently sucking face with a random dude you don't recognize across the room. She is not a bad friend per se, not one of those who would leave you alone in a party without any texts or calls, but right now she's probably drunk as fuck and doesn't even know her own name.

"The music here sucks." You don't expect Suna to reach out to you, you barely talk to him when you hang out with your mutual friends.

He is a pretty boy with hazel eyes and it would be a lie if you said that he didn't pique your interest, that you didn't find him attractive, but his gaze intimidates you way too much for you to even look at him in the eyes. In fact, even now, you are trying your best to avoid them, opting to stare at the nasty crowd in front of you.

"Hmm, it does indeed." One thing you have learnt about Suna is that you and him have the same taste in music, the only knot that connects you two.

"Do you wanna go out? I'm not really enjoying this place." He looks at you briefly before shifting his gaze to your phone, which you have been torturing for a while now. "And it looks like you aren't either."

You don't reply immediately, because going out with Suna means that you will have to talk to him – and that would be definetly awkward – , it's not like you are particularly close with the guy. But you'd rather feel awkward and nervous around him than unsafe and anxious here.

"Sure." You reply, finally looking at him and for a second you see a hint of a smile on his face, you wonder if you're imagining things, did you drink too much?

He leads you out of the pub, looking back time to time to see if you are still following him, and finally you join him to his car. You sit in the passenger seat nervously, but you are not scared. You know that even if he is a little aloof, Suna is a good guy, he wouldn't dare hurt you.

"Wanna go for a long drive? With real music." He mocks the pub's ear-piercing drums; you chuckle at his comment, nodding, "I'd love to."

He quickly connects his phone’s bluetooth to the car’s music player while you click your seatbelt. “Put whatever ya want ” he says, and your eyes widen slightly at the sight of Suna offering you his phone. He is passing his phone with his personal informations and memories to you. You know it’s just so you can put a goddamn song, but still, that doesn’t stop you from blushing and feeling butterflies in your stomach when your fingers brush against his. You are quick to type out a song that you know both of you like and “23” from Chase Atlantic blasts in the car.

It’s peaceful, you think. None of you want to ruin this pleasant moment by filling the silence with useless talk. You enjoy it with your eyes fixed outside the window, but you can’t help but think that the real view is sitting right beside you. So you dare – you dare shift your gaze to him, ogling his firm and veiny hands gripping the steering wheel and just as if he could feel your eyes boring into his hands, he turns to you after lowering the music's volume and your breath hitches.

"What are you thinking?" he asks. I was thinking of how fucking hot your hands are is definetly not the answer, so your brain tries to formulate a reasonable one, failing miserably.

"I just... Thank you." You sigh "I was getting really uncomfortable back there."

"I could tell. You are not used to places like that, are you?"

"Not really, i've just been to a few friends' parties, but i don't like loud sounds."

"Hmm, you do give the vibe of a goody-two-shoes." Suna has a shit-eating grin while he says that, but you are too focused on the new information he just delivered to notice that.

"Hah?! You wouldn't say that if you knew me better." You cringe internally, you don't really wanna look like those quirky girls who think they are mysterious and special by saying things like that, but you also don't want him to think you are a prude. You are not a goody-two-shoes, you ran away from your parents, for god's sake.

"Yeah? Then i'd like to know you better." he says, but he is quick to withdraw his slip of tongue "That is, if you let me."

You feel your face heating up, the words die on your tongue and you have no idea on how to reply to that, "S-sure". Suna Rintarou wants to know you better, you couldn't be happier, you physically cannot stop yourself from grinning like an idiot.

He takes a turn to the left, "So, what would you do if tomorrow was your last day on earth?" he asks. Way to get to know someone, you think, but then again, Suna wasn't really into small talk.

You giggle before replying, "Hmm, i guess, first of all i'd text all my friends – real life and online – and family that this is the end for me, aaaand maybe hang out for a few hours with my closest friends eating whatever i want, give away my stuff to charity, and last but not least, fuck someone. Don't wanna die as a virgin." you conclude.

"You're a virgin?" he quirks an eyebrow. You realize what you had said a little late, your face heating up as you try to play it cool.

"Y-yeah, is that a problem?"

A small smile tugs at Suna's lips. You swear you are seeing things. "No. Not at all. Virginity is a social construction, anyway."

"Cool." You decide to move on from this awkward moment. "What about you?" You ask after putting "Into it" from Chase Atlantics (again), but lowering down the volume so you could hear him better.

"If i'm a virgin or not?"

You want to punch him.

"No! I mean what would you do if tomorrow was your last day?"

"Ehhh, maybe get wasted so i dont have to think about what i should do on my last day, i'm not sure, i'll think about it when the time comes." he shrugs, barely stopping in time when he sees the red traffic light. For someone who is into deep talk, he sure has to improve on his answers.

"You can't know when you're going to kick the bucket, y'know?"

"Didn't you know? I am a main character that can see your death clock. Mine own too." He replies with such a blank expression that for a second even you doubt if he is joking or not.

Still, you decide to play along his little game. "Oh yeah? How long am i gonna live then?"

"Hmm." He checks you out while rubbing his chin between his thumb and index finger, as if that would make him look more credible. "Long enough to get laid." he replies with a smug face that you wish you can kiss.

You gasp at his attack, slapping his shoulder to warn him, but you really don't look that intimidating when both of you are laughing like idiots in the middle of the street.

Unfortunately your "romantic" moment is cut off by honking cars behind you, urging you to hurry the fuck up since the light is already green.

You don't want your conversation to die yet, and maybe it's the alcohol or just the night, but you have enough courage to question Suna, "Okay, my turn." You remember reading somewhere that people at night are more honest because their brains are tired; you don't want to miss this chance. "Do you like someone?"

The first reply you hear is his sweet chuckle. "What are we? Middle schoolers?"

"I'm just curious! Answer me!" You demand, but soon regret it, maybe you are crossing limits you shouldn't cross. "Or don't... if you are uncomfortable."

He hums. You assume you won't get any more information, because you asked something you shouldn't have, and oh god now he will think you are noisy and annoying and- "No, not really." but Suna stops your train of thoughts.

"Huh?" you sure are surprised by his reply. When it's night, people are more honest. So are you. "I thought... I thought you had a little something for Shizue. You guys seem close."

He grimaces at the idea of feeling anything remotely romantic towards the said girl, "Absolutely not. She is the one who keeps clinging onto me, i can't stand the girl."

And again, you fail to hide your emotions; too stunned to speak, you look at him bewildered.

"Don't look at me like that, i know you also hate her."

"How can you tell?"

"Pfft, have you seen the expressions you make every time she talks? "

"Oh my god!" you cover your face, embarassed to be so readable.

"I guess you are right, i do hate her guts. Always so loud and fake."

"and fucking rude." he adds.

"I know right! Wanna slap her so bad every time she opens that foul mouth of her."

He laughs, you think that maybe he imagined seeing you throwing a hand to the loathed woman, and to be honest, you don't dislike the scenario either, so you laugh with him.

"I wish she would just leave me alone. I think i've dropped enough hints to show my displeasure around her."

You don't show it but you are so, so glad he doesn't like her, happy even that he seems to hate her as much as you do. You couldn't guess, really, he always have an unreadable expression, you wonder how many people he hates, yet hangs out with. Not like he chose to hang out with her, she just happens to be close to one of his friends, so she always ends up self inviting herself when their group hangs out.

As much as you are glad, you don't want to spend the rest of the ride talking about her and ruining your night, so you decide to change the subject, but Suna beats you to it.

"Okay, next question. Are you busy tomorrow?" he asks smoothly, and you swear your heart skips a beat, because there's no fucking way that The Suna Rintarou is asking you this so you could hang out with him tomorrow. You try to not get your hopes up and play it cool, praying to whatever higher being that he does not notice your nervous behaviour.

"Not really. Why?"

"Wanna go to the mall? I need to buy a present for my sister's birthday... thought it'd be better to have another girl around to choose the gift. Also wanna check out the new manga section. What do you think?"

Playing the hard to get girl has never been your forte, that is why you easily give in to his charm and nod approvingly, "Sure, sounds good. Text me the time and place later."

Suna smiles softly looking at you before returning his eyes on the road; you don't know that but inside he is squealing like a high schooler who just touched his crush. Well, it's normal for him to feel like that, after all, you (his crush) are going to hang out with him tomorrow and he can't help but think of it as a date.

After some more chit-chat about his sister and your workplace, he drops you off at your place, calling it a night. Honestly you would love to spend more time with him, you even considered inviting him home, but you trashed the idea thinking of it as inappropriate and especially because you really wanna wear your soft pijamas and sleep like log; the night has exhausted you.

"Thank you for the ride, Suna, I'll see you tomorrow then."

"Call me Rintarou." he corrects you and you feel heat rushing up on your face as you stutter on your words, "O-okay, Ri-Rintarou". Shit.

He drives off as you keep grinning like an idiot in front your apartment door.

You can't wait for tomorrow to come.

Reblogs are really appreciated!

END NOTE: I didn't wanna say this in A/n's above because it would spoil the ending, but in case anyone thought i was "cringy" for stuttering Rintarou's name (because in western culture calling people by their name is normal), i wasn't trying to be a weeaboo w japanese culture, i actually, in real life, call people im not close with by their surnames, classmates included, and i dont let other people call me by my name except family/close friends (i use a modified version of my name online, too), so yeah calling someone by the name/being called by my name is a huge deal for me.

This is not a taglist, i'm just tagging people who replied to my post about me asking whether you guys would hate me if i made a gossipy Suna, so since u guys replied, i'm assuming that you wanted to read this (if not, fluff you!): @yesamu , @i-know-something-you-dont , @im-embarrassed-of-this-account , @eternitysin , @natriae .

[sarah-sandwich]

I will absolutely give you my hand in marriage! I go back and reread your spideypool stories on the regular when I need a pick me up! If you're still having fun with the asks, I'd love to hear your takes on 4, 5 and 11 for our spideypool boys

That's it then, we are betrothed! 🧙‍♂️🎉 (there isn't a gavel or judge emoji so the wizard will have to do)

I was busy yesterday (my sister was over aaaaaaalll daaaaayyyy) but I've been thinking about these since I saw this in my inbox so I'm sorry in advance that it's so long and rambly 😬

4. Best place to kiss on their body

OKAY I stand by what I said in a different ask about Peter's fav place being anywhere around his head (jaw, cheeks, ears, collarbone, neck, etc.) because he needs to be brought into the moment and distracted from his distractions (although he is not picky and will take whatever is given)

For Wade though... I don't think Wade likes kisses. Stick with me here, of course he loves kissing and once upon a time he loved being kissed, but now when the kissing strays from the lips he becomes horribly self conscious of his skin. He'd much rather be the one showering Peter with kisses so he takes control and does that.

I think it takes Peter awhile to catch on to what's going on. I'm talking many many months of making out before he notices that every time he tries to explore Wade's body with more than his hands, anytime he might see Wade with all of his barriers removed, Wade shuts it down. Once he finally notices, it doesn't take a genius (although he is that lol) to figure out why. Then he does what any stubborn Peter Parker would do and he pins Wade down and refuses to let Wade wiggle out of getting the showering of love and affection he deserves and kisses every bit of him.

By the end Wade feels raw and vulnerable and loved (oh so loved) but it's too much to deal with so he--

STOP this is turning into a plot bunny GAH!!

I think shoulders. Once Peter wears him down (it takes a looong time, like a whole character arc) he discovers he likes kisses along his trap muscles and over his shoulder blades on his back and the casual kisses Peter drops onto his shoulders over his shirt.

5. Guilty pleasures

First of all, Wade doesn't feel guilty about any of his pleasures. He loves his Golden Girls and his soft things, wearing dresses or lingerie when the mood strikes, playing and giggling and making life fun even when it's wildly inappropriate to do so. Secondly, Peter. It's Peter. Peter is his guilty pleasure. Sometimes he can't help but feel that his mere proximity to Peter has ruined something otherwise wholly good and pure.

In contrast, all of Peter's pleasures are guilty lmao He likes to watch movies, build LEGO sets, belt out Britney, mock the daylights out of bad guys as he knocks them to the ground--but any time he's relaxing or playing he feels a nagging undercurrent of guilt that tells him he should be working, he should be checking on May, he should be taking care of the city--anything but taking time for himself to simply enjoy living

They balance each other your honor <3

11. Bad or petty habits

THEY'RE BOTH EXTREMELY PETTY CHANGE MY MIND

Peter sees some jerk on his phone shoving people around on the sidewalk so he webs his foot to the ground and leaves him to decide whether to wait an hour for it to dissolve or to abandon his shoe. This is a regular occurrence. To the point he has repeat offenders ("Ah c'mon! Not again!")

Wade in the same situation would harass the daylights out of the guy. He'd follow him for blocks with his hand to his ear and parrot everything he says and does while being 100x more obnoxious (and lewd) and when the guy gets aggressive with him...well...

As for Peter's bad habits, anything involving self care falls by the wayside in a heartbeat. He forgets to eat, he doesn't get enough sleep but still oversleeps and has to rush out the door (often forgetting to brush his teeth which Wade thinks is the nastiest thing) and when he does eat it's the most basic low-energy "meal" imaginable, sometimes procured from the nearest dumpster, sometimes just random ingredients dumped directly down his throat. Whatever gets the job done while exerting the least effort

Wade's worst habits are his cycles of self-loathing and self-sabotage. But his general day-to-day bad habits are things like baking in the nude (save for his apron! gotta protect the jewels), forgetting pants, getting mouthy with anyone in any kind of authoritative position (from cops to bodega managers) and getting kicked out of wherever he is, and embarrassing Peter with public displays of affection (1000% intentional)

[mymind-couldsfree]

GIRL FROM NOWHERE

A Thai show (2018) available on Netflix. It seems that in this show we are learning important lessons thanks to our main character: Nanno. (Played by Chicha Amatayakul). Nanno is an adorable, extremely intelligent, and a bit creepy high schooler. She is not afraid to expose anyone and everyone!

Episode 1 & 2

Episode 1: In this episode, Nanno arrives at her new school. The school has the title of 'purest' school. Interesting title. Nanno goes with a fellow student to help out Mr Win making yoga videos. Another student, Mei, seems like she wants to stop Nanno, but she's too apprehensive to speak up. It turns out that Mr Win sexually harasses his students and with videos he makes he can sabotage these girls. Mei is pregnant and wants and an abortion. There's another student, whose name I forgot but you will notice her admire Mr Win. I am not sure if he harassed her too. If he did, is she then blind? Too busy idolizing her teacher, not being able to see his ugliness? Perhaps he didn't and chooses his victims carefully. Although for him, touching Nanno was a big mistake.

Nanno starts stalking her teacher. She finds out where he lives and dines with his family. I loved this move. She was getting in his personal space, and leaves us in excitement, starting her plan of justice. She tells Mr Win's family what a great teacher he is. Mr Win is careful with his words. Mr Win's daughter Vaew is amazed by her dad and Nanno. She asks if Nanno can help her with her homework, one of the assignments is about how her dad is her idol. The story only gets better from now on! It turns out that Vaew has a boyfriend. One evening, when Vaew's parents aren't home, Nanno suggests that Vaew and her boyfriend should study at a different place. I'm guessing it's a motel room. Nanno leaves "for a moment" and lets the two alone. Nanno goes to school, ready to sabotage her teacher. Mr Win may have footage of her, she has even better footage. It turns out that there's a camera filming Vaew having sex with her boyfriend in the motel room. Mr Win is outraged and goes as fast as he can to the motel room to rescue his daughter. When he gets there, Vaew is shocked. Imagine your parents walking in, embarrassing! Then Vaew gets a text from Nanno (she used Mr Win's phone) and here we see the video Mr Win filmed. Nanno isn't afraid to send more videos. Vaew is disgusted. Her hero turns out to be a perverted villain.

The price Mr Win pays for his behaviour? Vaew runs away but unfortunately gets hit a by car. A heavy penalty.

Episode 2: We're back at the sexual harassment, but this time it's slightly different. In short, this will be about jealousy gotten out of hand. The handsome basketball boys have their eyes locked on Nanno. She is so gorgeous. In Nanno's class, assuming this is a different class from the previous episode, there are two girls. One is a bit small (Taew) and the other one a bit chubby (I-Tim). These girls have a crush on the basketball boys. The boys notice that Nanno sits with these girls. They use them to get Nanno's attention. However, she is not interested. The boys then offer concert tickets to the girls, hoping they can convince Nanno. As the good people they are, they decline. Unfortunately, their hearts turn black. They're tired of Nanno stealing their crushes. They go to the boys and accept the tickets. I mean, how could you possibly miss out on a concert by this fantastic band?

When jealousy goes wrong. The boys, girls and Nanno come together at one of the boys' house and have fun with alcohol. They try to get Nanno drunk but that seems impossible. Then the girls "are getting snacks". This time they're going to put sleeping pills in her drink. 1? 3? 5? 8? This somewhat bothered me. They added way too many pills in Nanno's drink. We have to remember that Nanno is intelligent, so there's no way she didn't notice.

Nanno's passes out. The boys wanna "see her body". The owner of the house goes first. He starts unbuttoning her blouse. Suddenly Nanno wakes up. 100% sober. She wants apologies from him because he didn't ask for her consent. He tries to ask for her consent and literally says "I love you." LMAO why is this kid so stupid? Nanno is tired of his bullshit and walks away. She knows the others are listening. Nanno can't leave until she had sex with every boy. The boy, Hok, grabs her and starts performing sex. Nanno starts laughing like a hyena, mocking him and Hok covers her mouth. Then he grabs her neck and eventually, he chokes her to death. This wasn't supposed to happen. They start panicking.

Now, this is where it gets weird. The group first hide her body. Somewhere out of town, they dig a grave. They cry and apologize. Nanno wakes up while they are covering her in the dirt. This where these kids could've changed their minds, helped Nanno and sincerely apologized to her. But no, honesty sucks and it's easier to kill her, right? The next day at school they're still traumatized. No shit. Then Nanno shows up like nothing happened. The girls are freaking out. Everyone is scared of her. She might go to the police. According to Nanno, she doesn't remember what happened after she passed out from drinking too much, besides having fun. She wants to party again.

She is not here to party. When she arrives at Hok's house she immediately walks toward the bedroom. She's here to "pick up her phone". Do I really have to explain this one? Afraid of this horrible incident coming out, these idiots manage to kill Nanno again and bury her in the same place. They apologize while covering her up in dirt again. She wakes up. Very much alive. Here we go again slightly different. They kill her, but a new Nanno shows up. Again & again. The group flees.

In conclusion, your apologies have zero value if you keep repeating the same mistakes.

link to episode 3^

[lovespelt]

Ok, I think it's time to finish the Among Us TDBKDK Au ask bcz I'm sleep deprived once again. (idek WHY I get creative whenever I'm sleep deprived, must be a talent)

Ok so anyways where was I— The White got ejected thing lmao ok.

Ahem.

So now. After she was out of the ship, everyone exited cafeteria and went on to do their respective tasks to help THE SKELD land on MIRA HQ.

Except the—now, 3 Impostors.

Izuku and todoroki stared at the orange suited male. Both shoulders tense, neither of them spoke, they were waiting for a few seconds more. Until The quiet atmosphere was broken with Izuku's question.

"Why?"

Silence.

"Why did you lie?"

More Silence.

Izuku slammed his hands on the the table, making Todoroki flinch. The orange bastard is still sitting there, relaxed and smug even after the meeting. Izuku eyed them both with narrowed eyes.

"Why did you do it? You know I could eat you both right now even after you defended me. I wouldn't cared if one of you got ejected, or both of you for that matter. I literally ate a person in half in front of both of you. I eat humans. So why would you defend a something like me?"

Izuku looked at both of them with a deadly glare.

More Silence.

Until Orange opened his mouth. Once again surprising Izuku of the words that came out.

"....Because you're fucking hot that's what."

"....I hate to agree with him but yeah, I think you're hot too."

Izuku blinked in surprise. His face was feeling hot, was this an allergic reaction for eating brown? Maybe, he'll look into that later.

But right now, he should probably say something.

"....What."

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Lmao well it was something. After that they asked what Orange's name is bcz they keep calling each other by color and it's starting to get weird.

Bakugou pointed that at the top of each helmet there was a personal carved name on top so they'll know who is who.

Izuku's helmet is a bit broken. so the top only shows "De" with a smudgy "Ku" at the end. Pretty sure that was blood.

But Bakugou keeps calling him Deku anyway because he had killed 3 people and he got caught on both times. Even when Izuku told them his name lololol

So Izuku playfully called Bakugou "Kacchan" to mock him but he just... Blushed..

Izuku, thinking: (what is up with humans turning their face to look like a Solanum lycopersicum?)

And todoroki would be all jealous and call Izuku, "Izu-chan" and Izuku being the oblivious Alien that he is. Calls Todoroki "Shouchan" as well lmao.

And of course he turns red as well lmao.

And Izuku is like: ???????????

Still 😂

Anyway, Bakugou taught them how to sabotage and shit coz he's a smartass like that.

And he has a gun with him.

In space.

For some reason....

......Hush it's for the plot.

Ok CONTINUING THIS,

Izuku gets hungry again but he kinda,,, doesn't wanna move now coz he's scared to be caught. And Bakugou is like I'll kill for you and todoroki is like me too and Izuku's tummy just flutters (what the fuck? Why is Brown's skull moving so much?? Isn't he supposed to be dead???)

Anyway both of them killed Lime and fed Izuku. All the while his face feels weird and his his stomach feels like millions of asteroids colliding. Did they put something on Lime's arm or something?, Bcz it tasted extra nice.

(awe poor baby Izuku, he doesn't know what love and kindness areeeee)

Anyway there are 2 crewmates left, but Izuku can see that they are nearing the atmosphere of his planet. And there he saw a ship above the sky, MIRA HQ.

The Spaceship connected with each other and the door opens. Revealing 5 crewmate members who are already there.

"oh! New crewmates!! New faces!! Hello!!!" The pink one waved enthusiastically.

The 5 of them got out of THE SKELD and into MIRA HQ.

Izuku was amazed and kind of annoyed, how did he and his fellow kind did not notice the human's spaceship above their home planet. Like seriously, it must be an invisibility scan But he was amazed by how everything was in bright colors! It looked so pretty!! He was in awe. Humans are definitely much more pretty colorful than his own kind.

(That's why he stole collected all kinds of human clothes, he didn't get why Kacchan called his 'fashion sense' , 'atrocious' and 'hideous' when he worn his favorite human shoes. THEY WERE BRIGHT RED AND PRETTY FUCK YOU KACCHAN, Katsuki: plz do w/ your tongue, what, nothing)

The purple one looked at them confused "why is there only 5 of you guys? Didn't the boss man said there would be 10 peeps joining our ship??" Purple asked.

"Don't get paid enough for this shit." Black muttered in the back. (They looked so obnoxious and snarky and arrogant Izuku couldn't wait for himself to sink his teeth into them)

Yellow and red, the only true crewmate members left in their group, were looking grim and too uneasy to explain.

"Oh. Haven't you heard?" Todoroki asked them instead.

"Or did you fucking extras forgot to check your fucking communication for news?" Bakugou snarked at them.

Izuku looked at his new food crewmates. He smiled.

"There was an Impostor among us."

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WHOOOOO FINALLY FINISHED ISJENFJDJJE HELL YEAH. (They thought the Impostor was White so they think they're safe lmao) I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS AU MY GOOD FELLOW ASSOCIATE LMAO, JUST PULLED THIS SHIT RIGHT UP MY ASS SORRY IF IT'S NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH.

(Maybe make a part 3 in POLUS 👀👀 lmao Jk Jk)

Unless...? 👀👀👀

ooh a part II to the among us au! i am loving these todobakudeku antics hehe

[rrasado]

• Gambler's Thrill •

(This is just an old scenario I sent to my friend where MC is good at gambling. Basically they're based off of Yumeko from Kakegurui. Keep in mind I'm in no way shape or form a writer excuse my crackfic😅)

"MC-chaaaan!"

Judging by the honorifics I knew right away that it was Levi so I yelled a short come in and there stood the self proclaimed yucky otaku in all his glory.

"Did ya need something Levi?"

Said boy nodded vigorously and pulled me off my bed.

"Me and the others are doing a game night in the living room right now! You should come to you know, hehe seeing as you're doing nothing"

The curious look I gave him urged him to continue.

"We usually have game nights like these every month! It'd probs be more fun if you tagged along"

"So game as in uh... video games?"

"Gah! I wish that were the case cause if it was then I'd win every time! but it's just mostly card games and what not, and there's the occasional betting that surprise surprise Mammon wins every time"

My face lit up at the mention of card games, it's nothing to brag but I REALLY enjoy card games, especially Blind Man's Bluff.

"Sure I'll go with"

He instantly grabbed my hand and dragged me towards the House of Lamentation's living room. The brothers were already playing and judging by Asmo's expression, he was losing. Sweat was forming on the side of his face while Mammon on the other hand was grinning, widening by the second.

"hAHA! I WIN AGAIN! sweet sweet grimm come to papa!"

He bent over the table to grab the stack of grimm on Asmo's side, said demon was sobbing in the corner after loosing so much money. I leaned over the couch to get a better view, eyeing the giant stack of grimm next to Mammon.

"Good evening MC, are you joining us tonight?"

Satan looked at me with curiosity, I nodded in response seeing as I'm more focused on the next match between Mammon and Lucifer. Satan nodded and turned his attention back to the game.

As the game progressed I was sure Lucifer had the upper hand but one move from Mammon turned the whole round to his favor, in rare moments like these do I see the Avatar of Pride in distress, I mean if you bet 1,000,000 grimm you'd also be stressing how to win it back.

Lucifer sighed in defeat as mammon placed a Queen of Hearts.

"Hmm.. it seems you've won again Mammon, I wouldn't be surprised seeing as you ARE the Avatar Of Greed"

Satan was humming happily beside me seeing as Lucifer lost to Mammon. Mammon for the umpteenth time bent over the table to grab the new stack of grimm from Lucifer's side of the table.

"HAHA! Gah if I keep this up I might as well destroy the Devildom economy! HA!"

Laughing obnoxiously as he added the new stack of grimm to his side. I left my spot behind the couch and walked over to the other side.

"Hey Mammon! Can I play a round with you?"

He stopped laughing and eyed me as if I grew another head, I felt a tap on my shoulder to see Levi give a nervous laugh.

"Uhhh MC... I know I was the one who invited you but I think you shouldn't gamble with Mammon of all people"

I pat his shoulder assuring him I know what I'm doing, he let out a huff and just sat down.

"Yes MC darling, we wouldn't want you going bankrupt after one gamble with Mammon... he is the Avatar of Greed you know"

Beel was hovering over Asmo, mouth stuffed with food, nodding in agreement. I gave them an assuring smile and turned back to Mammon who was counting grimm by stack.

I coughed to get his attention and he looked back up at me.

"A'right MC tell you what, I'll play a round with ya, but that doesn't mean I'll go easy on ya!"

"Sure as long as I get to play I'm happy"

I sat down in front of him as we began to place our bets.

"Since you challenged The Great Mammon! I'll let you place your bet first"

Feeling brave tonight I placed every grimm I had on the table amounting to...

"3 million grimm"

The brothers simultaneously looked at me with wide eyes. I even herd Beel's food drop to the floor and I glanced at the now Awake Belphie.

"MC... surely you know who you're up against correct?"

I felt the slight concern in Lucifer's voice as I smiled at him and assured him I know exactly what I'm getting into. Mammon's grin widened at the prospect of earning such large amounts of grimm in one round. He let out a chuckle and placed his own bet on the table

"Y'never cease to amaze me MC! HAHA! Y'know what! I'll bet your amount two fold"

Brimming with confidence Mammon placed twice my amount on the table all the while still giddy at himself.

"So, shall we begin?"

-Time Skip-

"H...how in the..."

Mammon sat there in absolute disbelief. His eyes widening at the sight of the royal flush in front if him. He'd be lying if he said he was the only skocked. Belphie almost fell off the couch as Levi quickly pulled out his D.D.D posting a status update on his social media

"LMAO! The Great Avatar Of Greed got his ass handed to him by A human in a round of poker!"

Mammon grabbed the edges of the table, his sweat dripping on to the playing card in his hand. Not once in his existence was he beaten in a gamble. He even used every dirty trick in the book! And yet here he was experiencing his first ever crushing defeat. Heck! Lucifer would've spilled his wine if it weren't for his reflexes. But the one who was the most shocked besides Mammon was the cynical fourth brother of wrath.

"Guys... you don't understand"

All heads turned to Satan as he spoke up after recovering from his shock.

"Mammon was playing dirty and yet...MC....still won"

Mammon flinched at the fact that he was exposed. He gingerly glanced at MC only to see her smiling without a care. Beel closed his mouth and softly asked the girl,

"M-MC...how?"

Despite the lack of words in his question, said human seemed to understand and explained.

"Honestly...when I realized Mammon was using underhanded tricks, I wasn't the least bit surprised....Because let's be real here, how could've he maintained his win streak for so long?"

Mammon was at a loss for words,he watched his 6 million grimm being taken by MC's hand beaming happily. Lucifer regained his composure and sat down his wine glass.

"W-well... I guess this goes to show that no matter how good you are there will always be someone... better"

The brothers went silent when they herd a small giggle erupt from the victorious girl, the giggle turned into full on laughter as she clutched her stomach. When she calmed down she looked at Mammon with absolute delight,

"Mammon... why don't we play again"

A million thoughts ran through his head as he herd her offer. Was she mocking him? Is she really that confident in her skill?

"You know... I don't care if you cheat at this point, Iv'e played against people slyer than you before,and you know what..."

He nervously looked up and let out a small what at the girl.

"It just makes the risk all the more interesting... enough to get me high on it"

Now that Mammon was looking clearly at MC, he saw that what he coined as confidence earlier was something much, much more than that. She was oozing with unwavering pride, pride that could even rival Lucifer's, pride that... when you experience first hand is almost terrifying.

Mammon did a double take on her face as he noticed her expression wasn't her usual calm one... it was replaced with something else entirely, replaced with someone who enjoys and gets high with thrill, the thrill of the very thing he was proud of...the thrill...of gambling.

"So.. how 'bout it Mammon"

The smirk on her face growing with each second...Mammon was frozen in his spot, all the brothers in the same state.

"Let's play again"

(Excuse me while I cringe at this insomnia induced crackfic and crappy sketch I did a few months ago that I did to go with the fic)

[hedonicghost]

2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

2. what do you all have in common? is there something you like to do ✨together✨?

hmm... well, since there's a lot of us, there's not a whole lot we do actually have in common. about half the system hates citrus and half of it loves it, so that's something sort of? but i don't think that really counts. i think the majority of us like minecraft to some extent, though! we have a server for the system and our partner with warps to like... different "areas" for different groups of alters to build in? we recently switched over to a new world for the latest version update, but in the last one, one of our alters had teamed up with our partner to make a monopoly while another alter did all that he could to buy it out of stock and just keep the goods for himself (unknowingly helping the monopoly -_-)

5. who has the most contrasting personalities? what are they like?

not that they've ever spoken, but i'd probably say 🏚️ and 🍭? 🏚️ is very stoic and no-nonsense. kind of just gets stuff done and doesn't really care to talk to people about it. very closed off. 🍭 is our most like... stereotypical "child alter". they tend to pounce on unsuspecting tails in the headspace, they have a weird fixation on bill nye and his momentum episode. they can, will, and have eaten an entire wedge of cheese if left unsupervised. i think if they ever did actually meet up in the headspace, 🏚️ would be very polite to 🍭, but probably would get overwhelmed by their just. sheer energy level fhjkash

6. are there any people who don't get along?

so, before the last integration, i would very quickly say 🌟 and 💥. they were constantly at each other's throats ever since 💥 had joined the system, but after the integration, 🌟 went dormant to... deal with it, i guess. so, aside from them, no one overly specific comes to mind? i think 🔧 and ✒️ are very hot and cold towards each other. especially right now, with 🔧 taking a "break", ✒️ has been telling anyone who will listen, in detail, how they intend to "welcome" him back lmfao

7. are there some irls that the alters don't like? spill the tea, what do you not like about em? shh they'll never know.

♟️ absolutely despises our brother for some reason but none of us know why. i think both of their integrated parts hated him too but also wouldn't talk about it :/ i think he knows that they dont like him though so it's chill lol

8. are there certain alters who excel at certain things? who, and at what?

this is absolutely not what this question is asking but 📜 is the only alter in the system who somewhat succeeds at having the self control to not give into our dermatillomania... i mean, he still does sometimes, but he's at least consciously aware he's doing it unlike the rest of us. other than that, i think 🦓 is the only alter who can actually play the trumpet well, the rest of us have no idea what we're doing tbh.

9. do you have any awkward stories about cofronting? ooh,,, share 👀

so, we have a hard time cofronting a lot in the first place, so i wouldn't say this is necessarily awkward it's just... the only thing coming to mind right now. 🥐 is the alter who bought poke.mon lege.nds arc.eus, and so he's the one being tasked with grinding levels because he's also the only person who enjoys doing it. he was sharing control with 🍳 i think the other day? while grinding levels, but every time 🥐 noticed a pokemon sleeping somewhere, he'd yell "OH MY GOSH.. SPEEPING....." aloud. he ended up texting our partner something along the lines of "i think i'm annoying the shit out of 🍳" and while 🍳 didn't respond in the chat, he _did_ go "oh my god... speeping..." in a mocking tone in headspace. i don't think they talk much now lmao.

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